After listening to Vice Premier Yu's words, Wang Lao smiled and said: "Haha! What Vice Premier Yu said is definitely not a joke, it should be the truth. "≤ "≤ Wen "≤ Xiao"≤ said, have you ever thought about how many casualties our army would have avoided if our army had this kind of miracle battlefield first-aid medicine in the Northern Expedition, the Agrarian Revolutionary War, the 25,000-mile Long March, the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, the War of Liberation, the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Vietnam, and this year's self-defense and counterattack war against Vietnam? Lu Lao, do you now see the importance of this medicine to the battlefield situation and to the interests of the country? ”

Lu Zhengcao said: "I don't know it, I was shocked when I said it, I really didn't expect this medicine to have such a close relationship with the battlefield situation and the country's security interests." If the advanced military technology and modern military equipment of the United States are an important factor in winning on the battlefield, then our miraculous medicine is also an indispensable weapon for victory on the battlefield, so of course, we cannot let the armies of the United States and the hostile countries get it. ”

Wang Lao said: "What Lu Lao said is right, in view of the importance of this medicine, the state should list this medicine as an important war preparation material for strict management, and it must not be allowed to the army of the hostile country. At the same time, the relevant state departments should negotiate with Xiao Zhang as soon as possible, and must list the formula of this drug as an important state secret and keep it properly to prevent it from being stolen by foreign spy agencies. ”

Ding Lao said: "After listening to your words, I feel too ashamed, because I only saw the economic benefits of this drug, and did not see the important role of this drug in national security interests. I agree with Wang Lao and Lu Lao that the relevant state departments should take necessary measures as soon as possible to strictly guard against the infiltration of foreign spy agencies and ensure the safety of this drug formula. In addition, when this product is put into production, in addition to the key monitoring of the raw material base, plant, production workshop, laboratory, batching room and other parts, the personnel responsible for formula management should also focus on monitoring and protection, and unsafe problems are absolutely not allowed in these links. ”

Wang Lao said: "I am the vice premier in charge of the military industry, and I suggest that it be included in the military series of products for management, which can definitely ensure the safety of drugs." ”

Li Lao said: "I don't think it's appropriate, once it is included in the military series for management, it will seriously affect the sales and efficiency of the product, does Xiao Zhang agree?" ”

Wang Lao explained: "Li Lao, what I mean is that in the research and production links, the protective measures of military products are used to manage in order to prevent problems in the research and development, production and other links, as for sales, including foreign trade, etc., the company still carries out according to its own model, and the military will not intervene in any way." ”

Li Lao said: "If this is the case, of course it is the best. By the way, Ding Lao, what is Xiao Zhang's other project? ”

Ding Lao introduced: "His third product is a men's medicine, which is said to have a peculiar effect on improving men's low sexual life, which can be called an aphrodisiac artifact. ”

Lu Lao said: "Wait, I said Ding Lao, is there really such a medicine in the world?" ”

Ding Lao asked: "Of course there is, I said Lao Lu Tou, what do you mean?" ”

Lu Lao said: "I mean, from ancient times to the present, the so-called aphrodisiac drugs and secret recipes can be said to abound, but it seems that there is no real useful one at all, otherwise it will ......."

Wang Lao interjected and asked, "Oh, I said Lao Lu Tou, otherwise what?" Have you ever used those secret recipes? ”

Lu Lao smiled: "Don't laugh at me when you say it, I did use it, but ......"

Wang Lao smiled: "Needless to say, I'm sure that none of these secret recipes will have any effect on you. ”

Lu Lao asked in surprise: "I said Lao Wang, how do you know?" ”

Wang Lao smiled: "Isn't that what you mean by 'but'?" ”

Lu Lao smiled: "Haha! You're right, I did use several so-called aphrodisiacs, but as much hope as there was, as much disappointment as there was, it didn't work at all. ”

Wang Lao said: "So, you think that there is no such medicine in the world at all?" ”

"Haha, Elder Wang, you're right again, because I've experienced it myself, so I think those so-called heirloom secret recipes are all big tricks, and some even fool for hundreds of years, or even thousands of years."

Zou Jiadong interjected: "Actually, Political Commissar Lu is not wrong, to put it bluntly, most of those folk secret recipes, or such prescriptions recorded in the medical books, are some authentic big fools, because since ancient times, the efficacy of these so-called aphrodisiacs has never really existed." ”

Wang Lao said: "I said Jiadong, don't talk nonsense, this kind of aphrodisiac recipe is recorded in ancient medical books such as "Shennong's Materia Medica", "The Emperor's Neijing", as well as Zhang Zhongjing's "Jin Kui Yaolu", Sun Simiao's "Qianjin Fang", Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" and other ancient medical monographs. If according to you, aren't these ancient medical masters who are revered as medical saints become big fools? ”

Zou Jiadong said: "Haha, Elder Wang is so right. It seems to me that these people may be the masters of medicine when it comes to treating other diseases, but the prescriptions that have been handed down in the treatment of male sexual dysfunction are indeed big fools. ”

Wang Lao said: "you, did I mean that?" I mean, the writings of these Xinglin sages have been circulating for hundreds of years, even thousands of years, and are still the theoretical basis of the Chinese Medical Exhibition, how can they be as foolish as you said? ”

Zou Jiadong said: "Elder Wang, let me give you an example. Lingxuan, the commander of Jiangdong in the Han Dynasty, wrote a book called "The Biography of Zhao Feiyan", which has this passage: The emperor tasted flea hunting, touched the snow and got sick, and the yin was slow and weak and could not be strong; On the bait, Fang Shi Dadan, seek grandeur, can not get ....... ”

"Hey! I said Jiadong, can we say the old saying in vain? This old saying sounds so awkward, I think you might as well translate it for you. Wang Lao said.

Zou Jiadong said: "The 'emperor' here refers to Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, which means that Emperor Cheng once went hunting in the snow in the morning, suffered from wind and cold, and his sexual function was impaired and he was unable to get an erection. In order to cure this disease, as the emperor, he doesn't know how much money he spent, how many contemporary famous doctors and Jianghu Langzhong found, how many ancient and modern secret recipes he used, how many aphrodisiacs he took, but the results are still not good, and impotence is still ......"