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"Xiao Yun, what are you doing? How does it take that long to go to the toilet? As soon as Xia Qingge saw Xiao Yun, she couldn't hold back any longer. If she doesn't figure things out, it is estimated that she will not want to sleep well during this time.

"Constipation!" Xiao Yun said with a smile, as if he was saying something very normal.

“……”

“……”

Lin Ruoxue was originally putting a small piece of steak in her mouth, but when she heard this, the steak that came to her mouth was put back by her, and she couldn't eat it anymore - if you have the ability, you can try it in this situation?

In other words, this man is really full of personality, and he dares to say such things in front of two beautiful women.

Xia Qingge gave her a fierce look, how could she speak? Don't look at what kind of place this is? It's so appetite-hungry! But in this case, it's really hard to say anything about him.

"By the way, Xiao Yun, have you seen my sister?" Anyway, I can't eat it anymore, Lin Ruoxue put down the knife and fork, glanced at Xiao Yun very charmingly, and asked.

Xia Qingge's ears pricked up, what she wanted to know most was this matter.

"Miss Ruohan, you say? Yes? Xiao Yun had no scruples, sat down and began to eat, eating a bite of beef and drinking a sip of red wine, completely ignoring any image.

"Really? Where is she? Lin Ruoxue's eyes lit up.

"She's constipated too!" Xiao Yun said after swallowing a mouthful of beef hard.

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“……”

Xia Qingge really wanted to take off his high heels and slam this guy's head! This bastard...... What nonsense? How do you know she's constipated?

Lin Ruoxue smiled awkwardly, this man ...... I really dare to say anything!

Suddenly, his eyes rolled, as if he had thought of something, and asked with a smile: "I have the impression that the men's bathroom and the women's bathroom don't seem to be the same, right?" So, how did you know that my sister was constipated? Could it be that you all went to the same bathroom? ”

Xia Qingge's ears pricked up again—this was what she wanted to know.

Xiao Yun took another sip of red wine and smiled: "That's not it!" ”

"Really? So how do you know? Lin Ruoxue had a posture of breaking the casserole and asking to the end.

Xiao Yun asked a little strangely, "Huh?" Don't you even know this? ”

Now, it's Lin Ruoxue's turn to be strange, "I don't know!" What's wrong? Weird, isn't it? ”

When Xiao Yun asked, Xia Qingge was also confused, and looked at him with a puzzled expression.

Xiao Yun glanced at Lin Ruoxue like an idiot and asked, "I really don't know?" ”

Although she knew that this guy was firing guns with his mouth, but after all, curiosity came up, and the train couldn't pull it back, Lin Ruoxue nodded very seriously, indicating that she really didn't know.

"You don't even know this?" Xiao Yun glanced at Lin Ruoxue with some pity, and sighed: "Thank you for making me realize once again that the saying that long hair and short insight is a truth!" ”

Lin Ruoxue also wanted to take off her high heels and knock Xiao Yun's skull. Is this bastard so scolding?

However, he was really curious about what ivory Xiao Yun would spit out, so he pressed his temper and asked, "I really don't know, is it okay for you to sue me?" ”

Xiao Yun drank all the red wine in the cup and patiently explained: "Actually, this problem is easy to explain. You also know that the distance between the men's and women's restrooms is very close, right? ”

"Hmm!" Lin Ruoxue nodded.

"It's close, so it's easy to hear any movement, right?"

"Hmm!" Lin Ruoxue continued to nod.

And what is the most important characteristic of a constipated person? You know? ”

Lin Ruoxue shook her head.

Xiao Yun made a strong movement and said, "It takes a lot of strength to pull it out!" ”

Xia Qingge wanted to block this guy's mouth, but he really couldn't pull his face, so he had to let this guy talk nonsense!

Xiao Yun continued: "What kind of movement does a person make when he exerts force? Well~~~! Well~~~! Well...... Right! You see, the two bathrooms are so close to each other, and your sister is so loud, I just happened to this kind of thing...... Alas, under the sympathy of the same disease, it is not difficult to guess what is going on with Miss Ruohan! Now, got it? ”

"......" Lin Ruoxue felt that her mouth couldn't be closed - this man is the best!

Xia Qingge couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground immediately, and never come out with this kind of man in the future - shame!

At this moment, Lin Ruohan pushed the door and walked in.

As soon as Lin Ruoxue and Xia Qingge saw Lin Ruohan, their faces turned gloomy.

No matter who can see it, Lin Ruohan's walking posture is really a bit strange - his legs don't dare to come together, as if he is enduring some pain. His face was also a little flushed, as if he had just done strenuous exercise. It's easy to have some kind of bad associations.

Xiao Yun secretly slandered in his heart: Why did you come in like this? Did I tell you to stay out a little longer before coming in?

Lin Ruoxue glanced at Lin Ruohan coldly, then looked at Xiao Yun, and sneered: "Hehe, my sister and Xiao Yun really have a heart, and they are even secretive together!" My dear sister, looking at the way you walk, is it too hard to pull the anal fissure? ”

Lin Ruohan was stunned for a moment, then understood what was going on, and glared at Xiao Yun fiercely-this bastard, can't you find a more clever reason?

Reprimanded softly: "Ruoxue, how can you speak?" ”

"Hmph, is there anyone who can even do it, but still don't let others say it?" Lin Ruoxue stared at Lin Ruohan and said coldly.

"Ruoxue, what do you mean by that?" Lin Ruoxue's voice also cooled.

"What do you mean? Hum! Lin Ruoxue stood up and said loudly: "My dear sister, I'm afraid that you are not splitting your anus, but your hymen!" ”

Lin Ruoxue's words can be described as shocking.

However, it was none other than Xia Qingge who was most shocked.

Xia Qingge is not a fool, when he saw Lin Ruohan's appearance, he vaguely understood in his heart, but he didn't want to believe it in his heart, and he tried hard to tell himself that this matter was not true, and he kept looking for other reasons for Xiao Yun subconsciously.

But now that Lin Ruoxue has said such things, where does she still have no reason not to believe? I couldn't help but feel sad. I didn't expect that I couldn't prevent it after a thousand precautions!

"Xiao Yun, are you in love with my sister?" Seeing that Lin Ruohan didn't speak, Lin Ruoxue simply turned around and asked Xiao Yun for verification.

"Smack!" Suddenly, a blood-red handprint appeared on Lin Ruoxue's cheeks, which were as white as jade.

"Shut up!" Lin Ruohan shouted, trying to make his love look less excited, and smiled at Xia Qingge and Xiao Yun very unnaturally, "I'm sorry, it's rude!" ”

"Humph!" Lin Ruoxue stroked her red face, and a cruel smile appeared on her face, "It must have an endless aftertaste, right?" Fell in love with him last time? No wonder some people say that the quickest way to conquer a woman is to get through her! ”

Lin Ruoxue's words made Xia Qingge feel as if a thousand catties of boulder were pressing on his heart, and he couldn't breathe.

Xiao Yun...... This bastard! He...... He actually "lost his * body"?!

Xiao Yun, Xiao Yun, you actually ...... with a woman like Lin Ruohan? Are you worthy of Ke'er by doing this? Worthy...... Me? Who are you worthy of?

Actually, you can't blame Xia Qingge for thinking so, in her eyes, Xiao Yun is actually still a "virgin"!

She, Tang Kexin and Song Yueran witnessed the meeting between Xiao Yun and Zhang Hao together, so they know more or less about Xiao Yun's past love history and Xiao Yun's temperament.

Xiao Yun hadn't touched Zhang Hao for five years, and was taken out by Tang Kexin more than once, Xia Qingge naturally knew that when he broke up with Zhang Hao, Xiao Yun was still a "virgin".

Later, Tang Kexin and Xiao Yun "established" a "boyfriend and girlfriend" relationship, and Tang Kexin's girl is still a virgin, so with Xiao Yun's temperament, he is undoubtedly still a "virgin".

A person who can do nothing wrong with his girlfriend Qiu in five years is naturally impossible to find some indiscriminate women, so Xiao Yun definitely has no other women, so, in this case, what else can Xiao Yun not be a "virgin"?

Unexpectedly, such a superb "virgin" would say goodbye to the "virgin" in this way under his nose......

Xia Qingge felt that it was really difficult to describe how she was feeling now.

Angry?

Yes, I should be angry, this guy once personally admitted that he liked me in front of his grandfather, how can it be...... and other women......

No, you shouldn't be angry, why should you be angry?! What is the relationship between Xiao Yun and me? Although he confessed that he liked me, I didn't say anything to him! There are more people in the world who like me, is it possible that everyone who has done this kind of thing and I have to be angry with them?

Disappointed? Not right either! The disappointed person should be his genuine "girlfriend" Kerr, why am I disappointed?

For a while, I had mixed tastes, and I couldn't tell what it was like. Turning his head to see that Xiao Yun was still munching on beef as if nothing had happened, he was angry and wanted to pinch him, but he endured it, why did Xiao Yun seem so far away in his eyes at this time?

"Lin Ruoxue! What exactly do you want to do? Lin Ruoxue's words also made Lin Ruohan extremely uncomfortable, and she whispered with a gloomy face, this sister of her is obviously challenging her bottom line.

Lin Ruoxue sneered: "What's the big deal? What woman's body has to be given to a man in the end? I don't know how many women of your age have had abortions in Yangcheng, what does it matter if you are missing a membrane? I knew that I would simply go to constipation together, so I would have gone over to watch your passionate performance. It's definitely a lot more exciting than watching a movie."

"Lin Ruoxue! You shut up! Are you really underwhelmed? Lin Ruohan finally broke out and roared loudly, she was already holding back the anger in her belly, and now she was provoked again and again by her precious sister, which is unbearable for everyone.

Lin Ruoxue said coldly: "Hmph! You can do it, don't let people say it? Suddenly, he smiled and said to Xiao Yun: "My sister's temper is a little bigger, but she really hasn't let other men touch it, no matter what, we will be a family in the future, let's get in touch with each other!" Do you say, brother-in-law? ”

Hearing Lin Ruoxue's name, Lin Ruohan's face changed greatly, and he wanted to get angry, but he endured it. But in any case, this place can't stay any longer, standing up, Xia Qingge, who was expressionless, and Xiao Yun, who was full of care, said: "Thank you very much for the hospitality of Mr. Xiao and Miss Xia today, and we will leave here." ”

Looking at the background of the Lin family's sisters leaving, Xiao Yun smiled slightly on his face - what an interesting two sisters!

After the Lin sisters left, Xia Qingge, who had always been in a rigid state, couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed Xiao Yun's shoulder, who was still looking nonchalant, and shook it desperately, "Xiao Yun, tell me, what's going on?" Are you really ...... with Lin Ruohan?"

Xiao Yun filled another piece of beef into his mouth, and said with a smile: "If I say no, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Don't believe it!" Xia Qingge shook his head very firmly.

"Then I have to have it!" Xiao Yun said helplessly, "Look, you obviously know the answer, but you want me to say it." ”

Xia Qingge's heart sank to the bottom all of a sudden, and her eyes were unnaturally moist, she still had the illusion of what to expect, but now it was completely broken.

Xia Qingge sat on the chair, holding back the tears that wanted to burst out of his eyes, and asked faintly, "Xiao Yun, are you...... Why? ...... the hell What do you like about her? "If you don't figure this out, I'm really unwilling to die.

That look, that voice, is really sad for those who see it, and tears for those who hear it.

Seeing her like this, Xiao Yun almost choked on a piece of beef, and asked with a smile: "Do you think I have a crush on her?" ”

Aren't you? Xia Qingge said very aggrievedly in her heart.

"Hahahahahaha............ha Just looking at Xia Qingge's current expression, you can guess her thoughts, this woman is too ...... Cute.

Xia Qingge was a little embarrassed by her laughter, glanced at him with disgust, and asked weakly, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Xiao Yun easily held back a smile, looked at Xia Qingge, and said, "Let me tell you this!" My only purpose in doing this is to get revenge on them! Do you understand? ”

"Revenge on them?" Xia Qingge didn't understand, "What do they have that deserves your revenge?" ”

Xiao Yun sneered: "No? So who do you think the people who arranged for gunmen to snipe us on the road that day? ”

Xia Qingge was taken aback, "Could it be ...... Do you suspect it's them? ”

Xiao Yun said: "It's not a doubt, it's a certainty!" Who else but them could have made such an arrangement? ”

Xia Qingge was not stupid, and after Xiao Yun said this, he immediately figured out the key.

Xiao Yun said: "They want to kill me, it doesn't matter, but they shouldn't, they shouldn't even want to kill you!" That way, I have no reason to let them go! I'll do anything for you! ”

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