Super funny big oolong - good medicine for constipation!

Mu Zheng is very happy, she is waiting for him......

It seems that she was ashamed to suddenly push him away last night. Copy the URL to visit instead of not agreeing......

To make her wait a little longer and satisfy his vanity...... He slowly forked the slice of bread.

While raising his proud chin, he asked her with a gesture: "Why are you so kind to wait for me?" You've packed up, and you're ready to go. ”

Long Yin was impatient: "My car didn't drive back yesterday!" ”

"Poof" Mu Zheng was depressed, it turned out that he didn't want to wait for him, but wanted to take a ride!

He ...... again The peacock opened the screen and made himself amorous......

However, how could Mu Zheng, who was as powerful as Mu, care about such a trivial matter. He automatically thought about her last words, as if she was waiting for him.

Mu Zheng cut the fried egg and didn't eat it directly...... He put it under his nose and sniffed it.

Because it was rectified yesterday, I had a shadow in my heart, and after picking up an egg today, I licked it very vigilantly, and it was okay...... Not too salty. That's when I ate it with confidence.

Long Yin glared at him funny, she didn't care to use this kind of trick a second time!

Today she changed her strategy and just put some medicine for diarrhea in his milk...... Note that it is "cure" diarrhea"!

If a person who has diarrhea eats this medicine, it will cure diarrhea, but what will happen to a person who is not sick if he takes it? Yes, of course...... Constipation!

Long's "Exclusive Secret" Formula! Hum! Spit in a cup, laxatives, it's just too pediatric! And it's very easy for people to see that she did it. Hum constipation! Mu Zheng...... I really feel a little sympathy for you......

At this time, Mu Zheng happened to pick up the cup of milk and took a sip slowly, "Hmm...... It's very fragrant, and it seems to be a little better than yesterday. ”

"Poof" Long Yin laughed, and hurriedly covered his face with a magazine. This is a really special taste......

Mu Zheng didn't know that she was secretly funny, and she was eating happily.

After eating, Ruth just came to deliver the clothes. This time she brought a total of seven sets of clothes, Mu Zheng thought...... Yes, one set a day, just for a week.

He didn't pick it directly, but turned around and asked Long Yin: "Which one is good to wear?" ”

Long Yin didn't raise his eyes, "Whatever!" ”

Mu Zheng was not affected at all, picked up the first set, and asked her, "How is this set?" ”

Long Yin flipped the page of the magazine, "Yes." ”

He picked up the second set, "What about this set?" ”

"Not bad!"

Mu Zheng persevered and asked all seven sets, and Long Yin finally looked up at him, "......"

"Huh? Is this set more attractive? Can you even look up at it? Mu Zheng picked up the last set and looked at it, "It's really better than the others!" That's it! ”

With that, he picked up the black suit and put the white shirt and gray tie on his arm.

He walked upstairs leisurely, as if he were in his own home......

Long Yin snorted from his nose: "It's obviously a black suit, a white shirt, and a gray tie!" The style is exactly the same, and you have to start from scratch! It's just full of food! ”

Mu Zheng suddenly looked back at her, a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, "You're wrong, the buttons of these clothes are different......"

“……”

Sure enough, I was full......

The two of them went back and forth, and Ruth's jaw was about to fall to the ground.

She stared at Mu Zheng in surprise, and she almost didn't pop her eyes out!

Ah! Ah...... Oops, yes, this is really a blockbuster! Ruth simply admires her little boss!

Didn't her little boss never find a girlfriend? How can you be so clever! I've only known each other for two days, and not only did I spend the night at the girl's house, but I was able to stay for two days in a row, and I plan to stay for a long time! Masters! This is a peerless master! He didn't find a girlfriend before, and that's because he didn't make a move! As soon as the master made a move this time, it was simply bloody and bloody?

After Ruth finished delivering the clothes, she saluted Long Yin, "Miss Long, don't bother you, then I'll go back first." ”

She said something in a crooked way, and it was clear that she had not recovered from the shock.

Long Yin nodded at her. Ruth turned around and walked out of the villa and hurriedly called the big boss!

When Mu Zheng came down again, he had already taken care of himself freshly and charmingly.

Originally, I thought that Ruth would bring so many clothes, and Long Yin would nag him a few words, but he didn't expect that people had been reading magazines and didn't raise their eyes.

Long Yin thought to herself, you can take as much as you like, anyway, how did you get it, and how do you have to take it back, there is no need to talk nonsense because of this little thing.

What Mu Zheng thought was that she was not angry or mad, which meant that she ...... I want him to stay and sleep!

Well! What a duplicitous woman is!

The two walked out of the villa and came to the parking slam, Mu Zheng opened the car door for her, and Long Yin sat in very ladylikely.

After Mu Zheng got into the car, he saw that she had buckled her seat belt before slowly starting the car.

Driving the car out of the villa gate, Mu Zheng stretched out his hand to turn off the stereo, and said solemnly: "Let's continue the topic of last night." ”

"......" Long Yin didn't answer, picked up a magazine, and looked at it intently.

Mu Zheng said: "Long Yin, do you like me? ”

"......" Long Yin's breath stopped, and his heart trembled. She closed the magazine and looked up at him.

His dark eyes were staring at the road, and his expression was very serious. She suddenly remembered that his expression was so serious last night......

Suddenly, I thought it was funny. I don't know if his next words will make her half angry again.

"Huh?" Mu Zheng asked again: "Do you like me?" Let's be honest! There's no shame in liking me. You should be proud. ”

Long Yin stared at him, smiled and said, "I like ......"

"Really?" Mu Zheng slammed on the brakes, his face flushed slightly from excitement.

He stared at her face and laughed happily. His eyes shone like starlight, and his face was full of surprise!

Long Yin looked at him and smiled. She smiled and laughed, suddenly gritted her back molars, and said fiercely, "I like you to stay away from me!" ”

"Click......" Mu Zheng was struck by a big thunderbolt, and suddenly felt scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, soft and steaming......

I feel so wronged......

The atmosphere froze, and at this time, a call from the car company saved him, and Mu Zheng agreed with the other party to meet in the afternoon.

Mu Zheng looked at Long Yin and said, "It's still early, accompany me home to change cars." The car was wiped off the paint, and it was really unsightly to drive. ”

He turned on the fire again and drove the car onto the road.

Long Yin looked down at the magazine again, but she didn't answer, so he assumed that she agreed.

Back at his villa, he pressed the lift door of the garage and asked her, "Which one to drive?" ”

Long Yin glanced inside, and his eyes lit up instantly. Luxury cars of all styles and models in the garage...... Sports cars are the majority!

It turns out that this man is also a car enthusiast!

The first thing she saw was the black Porsche...... Disgrace! Shame on her!

Mu Zheng saw her eyes staring at the Porsche, so he smiled and said, "Just it!" ”

Long Yin glared at him, pointed to another dynamic black Shijue 12 and said, "This car is good." "This car was just produced this year, and there are only 24 of them in the world! That's about 12 million yuan!

Mu Zheng praised: "Know the goods!" ”

Long Yin walked to the side of the car and circled around it, this Shijue 12 all-aluminum alloy frame, long 4. 5 meters, width 2. 02 meters, height 1. 25 meters, very domineering!

"Try it?" Mu Zheng raised an eyebrow at her, and Long Yin smiled arrogantly.

She got into the car, the smile on the corner of her mouth became stronger and stronger, she liked this car so much! As soon as she got her hands on it, her blood boiled! Domineering, passion, conquest!

"Sit tight, and then throw up...... I don't care about you! ”

Oiled, the car jumped out.

Long Yin stepped on the gas pedal and drifted off the beaten track of suburban roads. Rear-wheel drive, the engine is powered by a 6-litre 12-litre LKSAGEN engine that produces up to 500 hp, and a six-speed automatic manual transmission is taken from Formula 1 technology. It only takes 3 to accelerate to 100 km/h. 8 seconds, a top speed of 310 km/h!

As soon as Long Yin got in the car, it was as if people and cars were integrated! The sports car runs in a serpentine shape on the road, suddenly swinging its tail violently, and suddenly making circles in place.

After running back and forth on this highway for nearly an hour, Mu Zheng covered his mouth in anger...... He's going to throw up again! There was something wrong with the ups and downs, and as soon as he drove fast, he couldn't help but want to vomit......

In order not to spoil the car, Long Yin had to stop the car. Before the car stopped, Mu Zheng opened the door and jumped out of the car, wah-wow vomited......

"Spoiled!" The moment Long Yin stepped on the brake, she suddenly remembered: "Going to work again again?" She glanced at the time on the car screen, "8:25 ...... "Oh my God! She lost track of time!

Although it was not yet the actual work time, it was already late for her.

Depressed! Ever since she met this kid, she's been late every day!

Ten minutes later.

Mu Zheng finally cleaned himself up.

He got into the car and leaned back on the saddle: "I will not let you drive next time...... "It's too dangerous, although there are not many cars on this road, everyone is speeding, maybe which inch will be on top...... He didn't want Long Yin to be in any danger because he was driving fast.

Long Yin laughed at him, "A big man, I can't help but toss like this." ”

Mu Zheng quibbled: "Last time...... Isn't there something wrong with it......"

Long Yin glanced at him, "Don't be afraid, I was like this at the beginning." Spit and vomit, slowly get used to it. I don't laugh at you. ”

"......" Mu Zheng was stunned...... She said she got used to it slowly?

He laughed secretly in his heart, and directly understood this sentence as follows: In the future, I will drive with you to and from work every day, but you have to let me change all the sports cars in your garage. I drag you every day, so you slowly get used to it.

Long Yin didn't know that his brain circuit was on the wrong line again, so he started the car and said, "It's late again, I want to speed up." ”

"Blah, blah, blah......" Mu Zheng pressed her hand, "That...... Let's open it slowly. It's already late anyway, and it's okay to be late a little longer. That's right...... It's my birthday, why don't you go shopping for a dress with me? ”?

"Your birthday?" Long Yin raised an eyebrow.

Mu Zheng nodded without blushing, he would never admit that half a year had passed since his real birthday......