Chapter 131: Three
The days are rushing forward non-stop, clockwise in one direction, and finally it is the important moment for Lin Wan'er to recruit relatives, that day, it is really noisy with gongs and drums, a sea of people, firecrackers are ringing, three layers inside and three layers outside, and the seventh floor is full of people.
People have been discussing in private, what is the title of Lin Wan'er's Biwen Zhaoqin, with Lin Waner's talent, the topic should naturally be unconventional and thriving, at the level of Lin Waner, the general poetry and songs, and the subset of scripture and history should be difficult to see, and the content of Biwen Zhaoqin should involve the level of life philosophy, which is the minimum starting point and foundation.
In addition to watching the excitement, there are also those who come to participate in the recruitment, some people really come with a heart of Lin Wan'er's talent, some people are to add a little comedy to the lively atmosphere of Lanzhou, and some people are diao-min habits, they want to be famous and want to go crazy, and they have nothing to ...... Make people ......
Some people even took a fancy to the Lin family's huge family business, Lin Wan'er is also handsome, although it is rumored that her temper is a little bigger, but isn't it also a challenge to hone her heart, life is composed of one challenge after another, otherwise what is the meaning of living, and what is the difference between salted fish?
Lin Renzhong also made a lot of effort to build the entire Biwen platform into a magnificent appearance, which was more lively than the weddings of large families, firecrackers and suona were readily available, red lanterns were hung on both sides of the platform, and the cloud dragon chair was placed in the center of the platform, and tea and pastries were readily available.
To this end, Lin Renzhong also specially invited Wang Qinian, the lord of Zhizhou, to preside over the recruitment of relatives, and Wang Qinian was born as a scholar. Pay attention to etiquette, extremely decent, and don't like this kind of fancy recruitment. However, when it comes to the glorious Lin Wan'er in Lanzhou, all etiquette must be compromised, for geniuses, rules are shackles and shackles, and Lin Wan'er is a genius.
Wang Qinian changed into ironed civilian clothes, stood on the stage and pressed his hands down. suppressed the hustle and bustle, coughed lightly, and was full of authority.
Then, with the wording and speed of omitting 10,000 words, he recalled the difficulties and dangers experienced by the Great Wei State yesterday. One but drove the change of the style of discourse, took the leadership and decisiveness of the imperial court as the point of contact to break all difficulties, defeated all obstacles, and praised the beautiful day of the thriving Great Wei State. Looking forward to the perfect tomorrow that will surely be more prosperous. Finally, the ending point is today's Biwen recruiting relatives, and ending with words that I think are extremely humorous: "I only heard about martial arts competitions before, but today Wan'er girl is more than Wen recruiting relatives, what does this mean?" This shows that the cultural construction of our Great Wei has tended to be diversified and developed, and the people's spiritual world has become richer. ”
He was the first to laugh, and the people applauded wildly. Otherwise, you'll have to go home for lunch.
Wang Qinian was very satisfied with the effect and atmosphere of the scene, and sat down. Picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, good tea, good tea!
Lin Renzhong walked to the stage: "Today, my eldest sister of the Lin family is recruiting relatives, thank you for coming, the content of today's recruitment is determined by my eldest sister, and now I invite my eldest sister to appear." ”
There was silence in the audience, waiting for Lin Wan'er to appear, and many innocent people who had never seen Lin Wan'er's true face and didn't know the truth held their breath, their eyes widened, staring at the exit of the stage, waiting for Lin Wan'er to appear.
But after staring at it for a long time, and waiting for a long time, I didn't see Lin Wan'er appear.
"Wait a minute, everybody." Lin Renzhong comforted the people in the audience, and went backstage to see what was going on, only to see the eldest sister sitting on a stool with her chin in one hand, wandering out of the world, not knowing what she was thinking.
Lin Renzhong sighed in his heart: "Eldest sister, it's time for you to come to the stage." ”
"I know, but Old Five, I haven't thought about the content of Biwen yet, what should I do?" Lin Wan'er asked.
Lin Renzhong was stunned, and then suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped himself hard, which was quite loud.
"Old Five, what are you doing here?" Lin Wan'er asked again.
"It's okay, eldest sister, it's just that there is a mosquito lying on the face of the fifth child, and the fifth fan kills it." Lin Renzhong said, and wanted to slap himself again.
Cordyceps sinensis was distressed, and immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.
Lin Wan'er sighed, slowly stood up, and stroked the hair on her temples: "Okay, don't embarrass you, I'll just go up." ”
Opened the door curtain and climbed the stairs, Lin Wan'er appeared on the Biwen stage, and the audience exclaimed, in all fairness, Lin Wan'er's appearance does not belong to the disaster of the country and the people, but it is also above the horizontal line, especially a pair of big eyes, which seem to be able to drip water, with the fame and talent floating outside, it is really a plus.
"Awesome!" "Beautiful!" "It's worth it!" …… The admiration was endless.
Lin Wan'er is very useful, which makes her already confident a little conceited: "Today, I, Lin Wan'er, are more honest than the text, and the consciousness is a little false, and the content of today's Biwen has been decided, a total of three." ”
"Three? Which three? Someone in the audience shouted.
Lin Wan'er stretched out a finger: "First, draw a turtle." ”
The stage was dumb, and the audience was noisy.
"What? Draw a turtle? "There are a lot of discussions in the audience, the four talents of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, of which painting is one, and character portraits or splashed ink landscape paintings are among the painting methods, but painting a turtle is too casual and sloppy.
"What's the second item?!" Someone shouted again.
Lin Wan'er stretched out her second finger: "Second, it is to look at me for a quarter of an hour." ”
"Looking at each other for a quarter of an hour?" It's even more bizarre than the first item, and there was a whisper in the audience, some people said that Miss Wan'er has a pair of big eyes, and she probably wants her husband's eyes to be bigger, so she chooses to look at each other.
Lin Wan'er waited for the noise in the audience to be quieter, and stretched out her third finger: "Third, a few years ago, I, Lin Wan'er, once made a song "Qingyu Case Yuan Xi" at the Lantern Festival, the last sentence is: The crowd is looking for him thousands of times, and the crowd is looking for him thousands of times, the two sentences are repeated, if anyone can take the next sentence and make people happy and convinced, I, Lin Wan'er, will marry him!" ”
Everyone in the audience gasped, a few years ago, Lin Wan'er made eight poems in one breath during the Lantern Festival, which shocked the entire Great Wei Kingdom, each poem is enough to leave a name in history, this "Qingyu Case Yuan Xi" has the most charm, but it is only criticized, and it makes people feel that what is still unfinished is the final ending, there should be a strong sonorous knot, but it ended with two repetitions, many people in order to whitewash, forcibly say two sentences of repetition is more unique, but it is difficult to convince people.
Now it seems that Lin Wan'er should have hidden the last sentence, and she already has the answer in her heart, so it depends on who can pick up the last sentence. (To be continued.) )