Zhang Zheng asked, "Why am I not qualified enough?" Am I not contributing enough? ”

"Your contribution is big enough, but in addition, your history is not innocent enough, and there is, you are too *, do you know the conditions of party membership?"

"Why am I not innocent? As for the conditions for party membership, I really don't know, let's listen to it, my brother learns, compare it, and see if my brother is qualified for it. ”

"The so-called historical innocence refers to the fact that you did not properly explain to the organization during the years you were abroad." Hu Yingying said matter-of-factly.

"I admit that I didn't do a good job in this article, but you should talk about the conditions for party members."

"As for the conditions, you must listen well, one shall not kill and eat meat; 2. Do not steal or embezzle; 3. Don't *swing*; Fourth, don't talk nonsense; 5. Do not drink alcohol and have sex; Six must not be ......"

Seeing Hu Yingying seriously talking about the conditions of the so-called party members, Jiang Lin and Guo Wenwen, who were provoked, almost laughed out loud, this girl is too talented.

"Stop, Yingying, there are too many conditions for this party member, how can you remember it. In addition, is this a condition for party members, how do I listen to something like what the master said when the monk of Shaolin Temple was ordained? ”

"Haha!"

When Jiang Lin and Guo Wenwen heard Zhang Zheng's statement, they couldn't help it, and laughed out loud: "Brother Zhang, the first thing is not to kill animals casually, but to protect animals; The second article says don't be corrupt**, and the third article says don't be greedy for the second wife; Article 4 says that seeking truth from facts cannot be nonsense; This fifth rule says that if you drink and make mistakes, don't be greedy. Do you see if all party members should do it? ”

"What you said seems to be right, if party members and cadres do these 'few no's', they can be regarded as good party members and cadres. Compared with these articles, I think my conditions are basically okay. ”

"Wrong, the second rule is not greedy, you are doing well, because you don't need to be greedy at all, if you embezzle for a few small money, then you are either stupid or brainless."

"Stinky girl, did you say that about your brother? Please keep commenting. ”

"This fourth is realistic, and what you do is okay, although sometimes I look at you crazy and full of nonsense, but in the end, it is confirmed that you are not exaggerating, it's just that others don't understand you, and it's someone else's vision that has a problem."

"I said girl, won't you say it another way, it sounds awkward. What else? ”

"This fifth rule is the best, and so far, although you are a little greedy for a glass at times, you have not found out that you have made a mistake because of alcohol. In addition, there is no evidence of your drunkenness and cowardice and taking advantage of the opportunity to do bad things. ”

"You stinky girl, are you a judge? I also want to find out the evidence of my wrongdoing. Why don't you say Article 1 and Article 3? ”

"I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it, so I won't say it for the time being, so that you can be mentally prepared." Hu Yingying said seriously, "Your brother and I are very strong, although I can't compare to that 'pig', but I can still stand the test." ”

"In that case, I'll continue to comment. The first one is that you eat meat, it's not your fault, so I won't talk about it, let's focus on the third article, in fact, in Huaxia, when a party member or cadre, in addition to political achievements, moral character and moral cultivation are very important, as long as you don't get corrupt, don't be greedy for the second wife, generally speaking, you are a good party member, a good cadre, and a good comrade. Once something goes wrong in this area and is made public, it will surely be ruined and stinking for thousands of years. Brother Zhang, you have so many confidantes, in my opinion, there is no big problem, good friends of the opposite sex are normal, but according to the conditions of party members and those secular people, it is inevitable that there is a suspicion of ** indiscriminate love, I heard that you are entertaining the president at the provincial banquet, in front of the provincial party secretary, governor, director of the National People's Congress, president and other senior officials, announced to the whole province and even the whole of China, you like beautiful women, which fully shows that you are a dignified and real strange man, like is like, like it boldly say it, such a dare to act man, It makes sense to win the appreciation of so many superb beauties. Whoever wants to say that he doesn't like beautiful women, then he is either sanctimonious, a man steals and a prostitute, or he has problems with sexual function. If it weren't for Sister Manru seizing the opportunity and becoming your one, I, Hu Yingying, would have announced it in public......"

"What a mess, stinky girl, far away." Zhang Zheng reminded.

"Yingying, what are you announcing?" Jiang Lin asked with a smile.

"Hehe, of course, it is announced that it is impossible to become Brother Zhang's girlfriend and confidante, am I still young, so I will be a good sister first."

"Stinky girl, what is the result, is your brother qualified enough?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"As a result, although you have made great contributions to the country and the people, because you are informal, a little*, you have been sentenced to death by those villains who have neither the ability nor the ability to do the things of chickens and dogs. In the end, it was dragged down by *. I suggest: where you fall, get up from there, * it's not impossible, but keep a low profile, hidden, like a devil entering the village, work quietly. After the big girl has finished commenting, it is time for Haili to settle the account. ”

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