(Girls' Literature)

Alas, dear mother, it's so joyful!

Thinking of Wei Xiangyu's ghost crying wolf howl, coupled with the pants that were ripped off, and Lu Chen's words "ass is so cold", Su Yun couldn't stop laughing at all......

It's been a long time since I've been so happy, and it's not a shame that the second B youth are more happy. The second is simply earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods!

These goods are indeed the masters who can make life a joke! Why are their Chinese teachers so good, the comments they give are not only appropriate, but also stand the test of time and facts!

"This thing is really not amazing." Li Xu crawled next to Wei Xiangyu, and the two rolled on the ground holding their stomachs, unable to get up for a long time. Li Wei and Sun Jiali were no better, and they both laughed so much that tears burst out of their eyes.

Even Tang Yan forgot about the embarrassment and laughed along.

Seeing that everyone had been laughing at him, Lu Chen finally couldn't help it, "In order to laugh you to death today, I decided not to wear pants!" I'll you in my underwear! ”

This super big stuffy!

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Everyone laughed enough and started the next round.

Because of the addition of Li Yan, the members of Li Su's two teams are:

Team Li: Li Wei, Li Xu, Lu Chen, Tang Yan.

Su team: Su Yun, Sun Jiali, Wei Xiangyu, Li Yan

Now there are two teams left: Lu Chen and Tang Yan of the Li team, and Li Yan is the only one in the Su team.

The current results of both teams are:

In the first game, Li Wei defeated Sun Jiali, and the Li team added one point

In the second game, Su Yun defeated Li Wei, and the Su team added one point

In the third game, Su Yun drew with Li Xu and did not add points

In the fourth game, although Wei Xiangyu ripped off Lu Chen's pants, he still couldn't change the ending of defeat.

Therefore, in the fourth game, Team Li added one more point.

In this way, it is two points for Li Wei's team and one point for Su Yun's team. Then Lu Chen's next battle against Li Yan will be very good-looking, if Lu Chen wins, then Li Wei's team will win directly, and Su Yun's whole team will be pigs.

If Li Yan wins, the two teams will be tied. Then Li Yan defeated Tang Yan again, then Su Yun's team won, and Li Wei's team was a pig.

Therefore, Lu Chen's game against Li Yan is particularly important! One is a master who has been trained by the Baji Fist with fierce movements, violent, and strong combat since he was a child, and the other is the supreme commander of the international special operations force, which is known as one of the strongest individual combat units in the world!

One black and one white, the two are evenly matched, and the outcome is unpredictable.

"Come on, Brother Yan-whether a few of us can be pigs or not, it's all up to you." Wei Xiangyu was extremely excited, and when he thought that their team was about to turn over into serfs and sing, his heart felt relieved.

Li Xu also showed no weakness, "Come on, Lu Chen!" If you kid dare to lose, we'll ride you like a pig! ”

Although victory or defeat has nothing to do with self-interest, young people have to fight for breath, and no one wants to be a pig, so the teammates are gearing up to cheer for the two, which is even harder than the two people on the fighting carpet.

Lu Chen and Li Yan are opposites, both of them are very tall, and they are the same cold and charming, both have a tall posture and wise and lethal eyes, and the momentum of the two is not inferior to each other.

After shaking hands, the two quickly entered the fight!

Lu Chen's Bajiquan is famous for its strength, simplicity and rapid movements. "Eight poles" means that the strength can reach far away in all directions. Its movements are simple and concise, strong and crisp, and there are many vigorous movements that shake the feet. It has the reputation of "Wen has Tai Chi to secure the world, and Wu has eight poles to set Qiandengkun".

Su Yun carefully studied his moves, but felt that Bajiquan was not suitable for her.

Bajiquan emphasizes the strength of the force, the violent and sudden change, the leap to the danger and the victory, the attack to the short section to win. And she doesn't say that she is a weak girl who is powerless now, even if she is given time to practice for a few more years, she will definitely not be able to achieve the effect that Lu Chen is now. Bajiquan and Taijiquan, choose one of the two, Su Yun will not hesitate to choose Taijiquan.

And Li Yan, except for moving his body twice with broken steps, basically didn't move, and he was in a defensive state. But with his mental concentration and his eyes like a torch, he is obviously discerning the opponent's loopholes. And if he doesn't move, it is equal to zero flaws. Lu Chen had no way to start, so he could only test it with false tricks.

Lu Chen is extremely confident in his Baji Fist, and he believes that even if he is as strong as Li Yan, he is bound to bow down to his fierce fist wind. His gait is light and powerful, his arms are abducted and swinging vigorously, and he has a posture that is ready to move at any time.

As if finding a flaw, Lu Chen suddenly jumped up, and slammed his right hand at Li Yan's chest with the power of his left foot on the ground. At this moment, Li Yan suddenly exerted his strength, raised his right leg, and kicked Lu Chen away with a roundabout kick.

This thunderous blow is fierce and powerful, fast as lightning, and shocking as thunder!

Lu Chen fell to the ground, a little dazed. Although half of his body was aching and numb, it was definitely not as shocking as the shock in his heart! Li Yan's speed is too fast! And the insight is amazing! Almost the same second as he leaped forward, Li Yan began to exert his strength! It's horrible!

"Wow-"

"It's too fast!"

"It's so strong!"

In line with Lu Chen's reaction, the boys and girls in the hall were all shocked by this thunderous blow.

Although he knew that Li Yan was ruthless, no one expected that he would be able to defeat the enemy with one move!

Although Lu Chen has a calm and calm personality, he is young after all and has little actual combat experience. Compared with Li Yan, it is still a little boring.

Lu Chen was shocked, he knew that Li Yan didn't go all out! If Li Yan didn't let him, but hit him with all his might, then he might be sent directly to the hospital now, or, it is very likely that he will have to book a bed in the hospital for the rest of his life, and his life will be completely unable to take care of himself.

Li Yan took two quick steps, came to Lu Chen, and stretched out his hand to him. Lu Chen stretched out his hand to shake him.

Li Yan squeezed him tightly and pulled him up.

"We won! We won! Super counterattack - "Wei Xiangyu twisted his buttocks, clenched his fists as a microphone, and sang the theme song of the 2002 World Cup: "Here e go!" Ale，ale，ale！ Go，go，goal！ Ale，ale，ale！ ”

Seeing that he sang more and more, Li Xu also twisted along, "Tonight's the night!" e're gonna celebrate！ The cup of life！ Ale，ale， ale！ ”

The two bumped into each other, "Un, dos, tres!" Ole，ole，ole！ Un，deux，trois！ Ale，ale，ale！ ”

“Do you really ant it？ yes-" Wei Xiangyu made a cool move like a hip-hop kid, with the back of his hand facing up, two fingers pointing at them, and shouting excitedly: "Li Wei, Li Xu, Lu Chen, Tang Yan!" Hurry up and learn to cry, go to the window, and call me a pig! ”

Li Xu was stupid at the time, he sang high, and he forgot that he was a pig...... "I really want to cry——"

And, Tang Yan, who didn't appear, was directly ignored. Wei Xiangyu directly treated her as air. The other team also forgot about her teammate. Each wailed: "I don't want to be a pig, I don't want to be a pig......"

Li Xu pretended to cry and pounded the ground: "It's not human!" It's so brutal! ”

Who is his brother? His brother's opponents are all drug lords, gangsters, and arms dealers! In order to complete the mission, which time was not born and died, and killed and killed? All he experienced were days of licking blood at gunpoint, and almost all the combat missions he received were completed in desperate situations! International special combat personnel, which one is not outstanding in battle, brave and invincible! As a commander, his brother is the brave of the brave and the strongest of the strong! Not to mention one Lu Chen, even if the remaining seven people are all on it, they will definitely not be able to get close to him!

Li Xu thought like this, and suddenly screamed: "Let's go up together-besiege him!" ”

The hall was boiling instantly, Wei Xiangyu and Li Xu were the closest to Li Yan, and the two of them bore the brunt of Li Yan and rushed over. Li Yan grabbed the collars of the two of them in one hand, and threw the two of them onto the sofa with his arms.

Lu Chen took advantage of the situation to sneak attack, and Li Yan kicked Lu Chen away with another roundabout kick. Not to be outdone, Li Wei immediately grabbed Li Yan's left arm, his body was short, turned around and put his arm on his shoulder, wanting to fall over the shoulder. Unexpectedly, Li Yan lifted Li Wei up with a little force, "Ah-brother...... Put me down! ”

Sun Jiali and Su Yun hurriedly went over to hug her calves, as soon as Li Yan let go, Li Wei's weight was all pressed on the two of them, Su Yun carried Li Wei on her shoulders, and the three of them fell to the ground very indecently, laughing.

Only Tang Yan has been an outsider from beginning to end, she wants to play with everyone, but no one invited her, and she can't pull her face to take the initiative to join.

She was embarrassed, and she didn't know who kicked her from behind, "Ahhh

Tang Yan's body flew out diagonally forward, and while screaming, she just caught a glimpse of the direction in which she flew out of the direction where Li Yan was standing, thank God, it's okay! Li Yan will definitely catch her!

However, the accident happened again......

The three girls who had just gotten up from the ground instantly surrounded Li Yan, Su Yun stood directly opposite Li Yan, and Li Wei shouted: "Up!" The three of them threw themselves on Li Yan in unison...... The three of them had already studied it, and they hugged Li Yan at every opportunity, and then let the three boys subdue him. Because Li Wei knows his brother best, Li Yan is definitely a gentleman and will not treat the three of them well.

The little abacus played very well, but when the three of them were about to pounce on Li Yan, Li Yan suddenly roared like a lion.

The three of them screamed "ahhhh

In the midst of chaos, accidents can happen at any time.

At this moment, Su Yun suddenly felt a hot air behind her side and the smell of cosmetics rushing towards her. Su Yun didn't have time to dodge, and was knocked down directly. But people know how to save themselves, and just when she was about to fall, Su Yun hurriedly grabbed the person who rushed towards her to stabilize her body. But she didn't catch the other party's clothes, but grabbed something that wasn't slippery, so Su Yun still fell.

After Tang Yan bumped into Su Yun, his body temporarily stabilized, but he didn't expect that Su Yun just refused to fall down honestly, but grabbed her chest.

This grasp ......

Tang Yan "Ah-" screamed!

Su Yun sat on the ground, maintaining the movement of supporting the ground with one hand and raising the other hand. And in her hand, she was holding the slippery thing that was dragged off Tang Yan's body.

"What's that?" Everyone is not making trouble at this time. Let's all come over and take a look.

It's a semi-circular, translucent, flesh-colored soft plastic with a hint of pink.

Su Yun was shocked, although she hadn't used it, she still recognized it at a glance, it was Tang Yan's...... Invisible chest stickers!

At this moment, Li Yan, who was standing opposite her, suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth. Su Yun died of embarrassment, obviously Li Yan had already guessed what this thing was, but the two of them tacitly did not speak.

"What is this?" Li Xu asked, "Eggs?" ”

"It's not!" Wei Xiangyu denied, "It's like plasticine." ”

Oh, my mother-in-law...... Su Yun secretly screamed, why was her hand so cheap, how could she pull this thing out, but obviously only half of it was pulled out. I don't know how much Tang Yan hurts......

Su Yun raised her head, and sure enough, Tang Yan clutched her chest and wept, secretly hating that she shouldn't have worn a low-cut outfit today! And that Su Yun, it's so cheap, it's not good to touch it, you have to touch her breasts! However, she didn't dare to speak out, and at this time she would never admit that the chest patch was hers!

"Show me," Li Wei leaned over to look at it, "It's not like plasticine," and pinched it again, "This is not deformed, how can plasticine not be deformed?" ”

Sun Jiali also nodded and asked Su Yun, "Where did you get this thing just now?" You can't be the one who pulled someone's meat off, right? ”

After speaking, he shuddered, looked around at everyone, and there was nothing unusual.

At this time, I only heard Li Xu shouting: "Alas! I know what it is! ”

"What?" Several curious babies asked in unison.

Tang Yan's face was flushed, and he was hot, but he broke out in a cold sweat.

I heard Li Xu patting his thigh and shouting, "It's jelly!" ”

"This is the jelly I bought yesterday! Absolutely! Last night, when I peeled off the plastic skin of the jelly, I accidentally squeezed the jelly away, I couldn't find it, I thought it flew out of the window, but I didn't expect it to become like this one night! ”

As he spoke, Jun's face was still red, and he twisted~~ It's really embarrassing to let the goddess know about his sloppy affairs.

Su Yun couldn't help laughing, almost suffocating. What a group of innocent good babies!

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I don't know who invented the saying: Life is like an angry bird, when you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing next to you.

At this time, the people in Li Xu's team cried wolf and howled, shouting that they had lost so badly!

After Team Li stood at the window and shouted all sorts of hilarious "I'm a pig", a group of people decided to go to lunch, of course, all the members of Team Li were treated.

The place to eat is the "Humor Restaurant", which has a very distinctive menu with funny names, for example, the first dish on the menu is called: "Whatever", which is to stir-fry casually. The second dish is called "messy stew", which is just random stew.

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