Chapter 174: Playing hooligans with each other
"On the night of the full moon, Brother Chengping and Da Zhuang tied up Pan Chunwei and beat him fat, hehe, is this good news?" After Zhao Feng finished speaking, he waited for Brother Qian'er and Sister Wan'er to smile and praise themselves.
Lin Wan'er's expression was very cooperative, her eyebrows were slightly raised, a smile climbed up her cheeks, and her nose moved slightly, haha, she finally got this evil breath.
But Zhao Qian frowned tightly and pondered.
Lin Wan'er saw Zhao Gan's expression, and her face was displeased: "Zhao Gan, what kind of expression do you have, my great enemy can be avenged Zhaoxue, aren't you happy?" β
"Happy, of course happy." Zhao Gan didn't think about it, and directly said according to Lin Wan'er's meaning, this is the experience he summed up, don't care about right or wrong, whether it is right or wrong, just follow Lin Wan'er's wishes to say and do, there will be no "danger" properly.
Lin Wan'er had an expression of "that's pretty much the same" and ate two more peas.
Zhao Qian turned his head to face Zhao Feng and asked, "Zhao Feng, did you encounter anything strange that night?" β
"Strange things?" Zhao Feng thought about it seriously, and there was indeed one thing that was very strange: "That night, in the process of kidnapping Pan Renmei, we met several Huns and had a fight. β
Zhao Qian sighed in his heart, if this is the case, the court has set a trap, and Ah Gu beat those loyal subordinates into Beijing to assassinate. At the beginning, Lin Wan'er was kidnapped, and Zhao Gan was afraid that it was the Huns who were behind the scenes, after all, it was Lin Chengping who cut off Aguta's head, and he was afraid that the group of rough and bold Huns hijacked Lin Wan'er in line with the idea of "wronged debtors and owners".
But later it turned out that there were no Huns in it, because of a small "misunderstanding". Zhao Qian also had a little "gratitude" to Pan Renmei.
Turning his head to look at Lin Wan'er's bed, Zhao Feng still wanted to take two more beans in Lin Wan'er's paper bag, but Lin Wan'er opened it twice: "I don't have much." You still take it?! β
Zhao Feng withdrew his hand and licked his fingers, well, yes, there is still the smell of peas left on it: "Eldest sister, it's all a family, why are you so picky." Eat one and you won't lose a meat or two. β
"Whoever gave you is a family, less and I am close." Lin Wan'er covered the mouth of the paper bag with both hands and didn't let Zhao Feng look at it.
Zhao Feng smiled: "That's what I said." Don't talk about it from afar, just rely on the relationship between my Zhao Feng and Brother Chengping, the eldest sister shouted one after another, the relationship between Lin Qianyi and my sister. Eldest sister, what is your relationship with your brother...... I eat one or two beans. What's wrong? β
Lin Wan'er snorted: "It's light, if you want to eat it, let Ouyang Xiaolan buy it for you." β
Zhao Feng saw that the soft one was not good, so he just came to the hard one, and after speaking, he stretched out his hand to snatch it.
Where would Lin Wan'er let him succeed, he used such means as scratching and biting, and swore to defend every pea to the death. Make sure every pea falls into your mouth.
His Royal Highness Zhao Feng has some hobbies that are different from others, and he likes to drink tea in the Zhenbei Army. With the coarseest, inferior tea leaves and fresh grass, you can make a large pot of tea beautifully, and then drink it for a day.
Durian, a fruit with a strange taste, is something that men are afraid to avoid, but Zhao Feng loves to eat it very much.
There is also this fried peas, Zhao Feng ate peas when he was a child, and he was stuck, he couldn't breathe, his face was blue, it was the eldest prince and Zhao Gan, who were a few years older at the time, who pulled Zhao Feng's two calves upside down, so that Zhao Feng spit out the peas and saved his life.
In addition, Zhao Feng is also very nosy, treats other people's feelings, has a desire similar to Lin Wan'er, and inquires about other people's affairs.
When the northern army of the grassland desert town arrived, when the sun was shining, the sky was cloudless, and there was no war, Zhao Feng smiled and held a pot of tea, held a bag of beans, and took eight steps outside, going to various camps to inquire about things.
Zhao Qian saw Zhao Feng and Lin Wan'er snatching beans, and suddenly had a plan, and said, "Zhao Feng, did you leave any clues for you to kidnap Pan Renmei this time?" β
"No, of course not." Zhao Feng blew the hand that was accidentally scratched by Lin Wan'er, and said, "Brother Qian'er, I have also been in the Zhenbei Army anyway, if I don't do this little thing well, I will be laughed at by others." β
The corners of Zhao Gan's mouth curled, revealing a malicious smile: "Zhao Feng, you will go to the Prime Minister's Mansion immediately?" β
"Prime Minister's Mansion?" Zhao Feng was puzzled and frowned slightly, Lin Wan'er couldn't figure out what the situation was.
"You went to the Prime Minister's Mansion and revealed a message openly and secretly, so that Pan Renmei knew that you kidnapped him, but don't admit it, to achieve a tacit understanding, you know and I understand, but it is Cheng DΓΉ who does not find fault." Zhao Qian said.
Zhao Feng's brows slowly stretched, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he nodded, I see.
Pan Renmei is the son of the prime minister and the brother of the princess Pan Meimei, and no one dares to mess with her, but we are His Royal Highness, and our identity is not too much, even if Pan Renmei knows that he did it himself, he doesn't dare to say it, and no one dares to say it, and if he does, he can only stop it.
You don't have evidence, no evidence is slander, relying on the identity of the prime minister's son to slander His Royal Highness, you are very brave and fat.
What's more, His Royal Highness the Prince has been honing in the Zhenbei Army in the past few years, and his temperament has changed greatly, and the wind rating in Shangjing has been rising, but Pan Renmei is powerful in Shangjing and has a bad reputation.
Even if everyone knows that it was Zhao Feng who kidnapped Pan Renmei, they will also praise from the bottom of their hearts: "His Royal Highness the Prince has really changed, for the better." β
Zhao Feng raised his eldest mother's finger at Zhao Gan, and kept nodding: "Brother Qian'er, do you know why I admire you so much?" It's because of this bad energy, it's completely bad. β
Zhao Qian smiled: "Get out of here, get down to business." β
Zhao Feng crossed the threshold in one step, went to buy some fruit first, and with the greatest sincerity in his heart, went to the Prime Minister's Mansion to disgust Pan Renmei's kid.
In the room, Lin Wan'er grinned and rolled her eyes: "Zhao Gan, sometimes I find that you are so bad and cold." β
Zhao Feng laughed: "Isn't it that after so many years." β
After the imperial doctor's thumb-thick acupuncture treatment for Zhao Gan, Zhao Gan's injuries recovered quickly. As for Zhao Feng's black blood that night, Lin Wan'er didn't take it to heart, and she was seriously injured accidentally.
Today, Zhao Qian is able to move his arms. Twisting his head, the first thing he did was to send Yu Gui back to the palace, leaving a huge room, as well as Wan'er and himself.
Lin Wan'er finished eating the peas with satisfaction, and reached out to pat the dregs on the pillow, unsatisfied, but fortunately, Baoyu Yubao had already promised herself as the eldest sister. Will buy peas back today.
She lay on the bed, bored, thinking about the conclusion that Zhao Qian had just deduced that "this is a parallel world". I thought to myself a very interesting thing, if you brought something from that world to this world, what would you bring?
Thinking about it, she laughed and turned her head. Looking at Zhao Qian, he asked, "Zhao Gan." If you were asked to bring three things with you in that world, what would you bring? β
"That's a good question." Zhao Gan's eyes lit up, he always thought about whether he could go back from this world, and he never thought about bringing something to this world, if he had to say that there was any contribution, the catapult and the flying wing were the biggest contributions.
He thought seriously for a long time, and from the perspective of a doctor of science and engineering, he said: "I will bring the big industrial machine qì mode of production, the materialist dialectical way of thinking, and mathematics." Ahem, three pieces are a little too little. If I had to add one more, I would start with my personal interests and a little selfishness. Bring the object-oriented Java programming language with you. By the way, Wan'er, if you were to bring three things,"
Lin Wan'er grinned, turned her head, and scolded a dirty word from her heart, the things that Zhao Gan wanted to bring were all "tall", and the things he wanted to bring were all "poor and short", compared with him, he seemed to be very low-level.
However, in order to take care of her own face, Lin Wan'er said seriously: "I hope to bring the steam engine, democracy and philosophy that promote human progress." β
In fact, what she wants to bring is: beauty phone, selfie stick and ...... The Meitu App ......
Well, Xiaoxiao, Sister Qingzhu, and Cordyceps will like it, and Roujia will also like it, as for Yan'er, she will pretend not to like it, but she likes it tightly in her heart, which she is exactly the same as the third child, she likes not to show anything, and if it sounds good, it is called reserved, and if it is not good, it is called a swollen face and a fat man.
Zhao Qian didn't know what Lin Wan'er was thinking, and thought that she had said what she was thinking, so she nodded very seriously: "It's not bad, but your philosophy and my mathematics are somewhat duplicated, and when the two develop to a certain extent, they will go the same way, forming a unified framework model in terms of metaphysical structural levels......"
Since then, Zhao Qian has been talking about the relationship between mathematics and philosophy, and he has explained the concept of "everything is numbered", the infinitesimite, Russell's paradox, and the ghost of quantity......
Lin Wan'er picked up the pillow, covered her head, and shouted in her heart: "There is no way to talk about this day." β
Zhao Qian was intoxicated in his own world, and finally woke up before he could finish it, and when he saw Lin Wan'er's unhappy look, he knew that he had talked about a topic that Lin Wan'er was unhappy again.
At this time, Lin Wan'er was lying on the bed, covered with a thin quilt, and the delicate and graceful curves of the female body were undoubtedly revealed.
Zhao Qian only felt that his mouth was dry, and there was an inexplicable feeling of anxiety and stuffiness on his body, which made him very embarrassed, and he couldn't suppress that feeling by reciting the "Diamond Sutra" twice silently.
Lin Wan'er noticed Zhao Gan's unnaturalness, turned her head, and asked, "Zhao Gan, why are you sweating on your head?" β
Zhao Qian smiled: "I'm fine, I'm fine." β
But the heat in the body kept surging upward, and the body felt like it was about to crack.
He thought about the truth that "men are not bad, women are not loved", and laughed: "Wan'er, do you feel a little flustered?" β
"Panic?" Lin Wan'er was puzzled.
Zhao Qian stretched out his hand and made a chest support action: "After lying on your stomach for so many days, do you feel panicked?" β
Lin Wan'er thought that her skin was very thick, but she had not yet reached the thickness of the city wall, her face turned red, her heartbeat accelerated, her ears rang, and she shouted at Zhao Gan: "You stinky rascal!" β
With a hula, the curtain between her and Zhao Qian was killed, it was the curtain that Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao pulled up between the two, the purpose was to isolate the two people, and some things were not convenient after all.
After closing the curtain, Lin Wan'er's face was so red that she could drip water, but after thinking about it, she had to stay with Zhao Gan, a hooligan, for many days, and now she was down, and she couldn't raise her head in the future, she opened the curtain again with a hula, her eyes narrowed, and she looked at Zhao Gan's lower body with disdain: "Zhao Gan, you have been lying on your stomach for so many days, will you also panic?" Oh, forgot, you're overindulgent, not at all. β
When Zhao Qian heard this, his face turned red, three points redder than Lin Wan'er's face just now, what is a man afraid of the most, he is afraid that someone will comment on whether he can do it or not.
With a hula, Zhao Qian pulled the curtain to death.
Lin Wan'er smiled proudly, smiled happily, I want to play hooligan with this girl, you are still too tender, hum. But I didn't feel it before, and when Zhao Qian mentioned this, Lin Wan'er felt more and more panicked, and no matter how uncomfortable she was, she couldn't lie on her stomach.
After a long time, Zhao Gan's voice came faintly: "Wan'er, why do I feel so panicked at this moment?" β
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Zhao Feng walked out of Lin Wan'er's room in a hurry, met with Baoyu and Yubao, and saw the two children holding a paper bag of peas in their hands, their eyes rolled and they greeted each other with a smile: "What, send peas to the eldest sister?" β
"Hmm." Baoyu and Yubao nodded, they have always felt guilty, because their relationship made the eldest sister suffer, so they have been trying to find a way to compensate the eldest sister, and when they heard that the eldest sister still wanted to eat beans, they immediately went to buy a paper bag.
Zhao Feng opened his mouth and said, "You give me the peas, and I'll send them to the eldest sister." β
"No way!" Baoyu refused, "I must personally deliver it to the eldest sister to make the eldest sister happy." β
Zhao Feng thought in his heart that the little babies of the Lin family were so assertive, it seemed that it was not so simple to deceive them. He thought for a while and said, "Now the eldest sister is angry and doesn't want to see anyone, you two give me peas, and I will send them to you for you, and whatever temper the eldest sister has is on me." β
Baoyu and Yubao looked at each other, still shaking their heads: "No, let's send it in, since the eldest sister is angry, she always has to find a place to vent her anger, and the two of us go in and let the eldest sister pour her anger on us, so that she will be comfortable." β
Hey, how does this logic sound a little "cheap", Zhao Feng looked at the two children in great amazement, today's Baoyu and Yubao are not only well-behaved and sensible, they seem to be a little "doting" Lin Wan'er.
Holding her chin with one hand, Zhao Feng said: "The eldest sister is so good to you, what I want to see most is that you two study hard, but if you don't read and write, but buy peas, she will be even more unhappy." Go now."
The two children thought about it for a while, nodded, felt that what Zhao Feng said made sense, and handed him the peas: "But it must be delivered to the eldest sister." β
"Rest assured, rest assured." Zhao Fengle nodded, took the peas, waved his hand, and watched the two children go back to the house to read and write.
Looking at the disappeared backs of the two children, Zhao Feng secretly had fun, tore open the paper bag, ate one, walked to the hall briskly, said hello to everyone, said "gone", and then walked out of the courtyard and sang in the voice of Peking Opera: "I was originally a small soldier of the Zhenbei Army, and today I took advantage of the sun and stepped on the wind to go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to visit the son Pan Renmei. β
As for the delivery of peas, hehe, eldest sister, you better wait! (To be continued......)