"The most depressed thing about the exam!"

Mu Feng was bored lying on the table, the exam was too easy for him. If he wants to be 100 points, no one can deduct a single point from him. Moreover, he finished answering in less than ten minutes. However, the evil invigilator actually said that he was not allowed to appear for less than 15 minutes.

Click.

These five minutes are more torturous than a lifetime.

"Hey, it's good."

"It's uncomfortable!"

"Why did you only walk for a minute?"

"Hey...... The whole person is going to show his anger. ”

Seeing Mu Feng lying on the table, rolling around, the invigilator was also depressed: "This classmate, can you be quiet and don't affect other people's answers." ”

"Then wouldn't it be OK if you let me out!" Mu Feng sighed secretly, this invigilator must be lacking roots.

"The Ministry of Education stipulates that it must be fifteen minutes." The invigilator didn't want to compromise at all.

"Then I continue to lament!" As he spoke, he lay on the table again, rolled to the side, and then rolled back, "Hey, so sangxin, so aggrieved, so irritable." ”

The invigilator was angry, this kid deliberately challenged his majesty, and slapped the table hard: "You, give me silence, otherwise I will drive you out of the examination room and sentence you zero points." ”

Mu Feng turned his head softly: "Shhhhh Your loud voice just now, I don't know how many flowers and plants have been damaged. ”

"You!" The invigilator turned his head to look, and sure enough, many students were looking at him with inexplicable eyes.

"Oh yes, fifteen minutes have arrived, thank you teacher for accompanying me to talk about it, give, exam papers." Mu Feng stood up triumphantly.

"You!" Looking at the paper in his hand, the invigilator was angry and wanted to tear it.

"Hey, I'll tell you, I tore up my test paper, but it's very troublesome, you see, there's a camera there." Mu Feng smiled, "Moreover, I didn't do anything against the law, and you must be the one who will be punished." ”

"You, hmph, get out of here!"

"Gotcha!" Mu Feng smiled and walked out briskly.

The invigilator shook his hand angrily, walked back to the stage angrily, and muttered in his heart, anyway, he wrote blindly, a bad student like this will not be admitted to college at all. After answering the question in ten minutes, you are a prodigy, and the prodigy is not so powerful. However, when he sat down to look at it, his eyes suddenly exploded.

", this...... Is this all right? ”

"How?" F Kao stepped forward, "What's wrong?" ”

"You look at the paper, the answers are quite neat, and there are almost no mistakes except for the composition." The examiner pointed to the paper and said, "This, this, this, and here, just these four small mistakes." I glanced at the composition, and it shouldn't be deducted more than five points. ”

The F test was also shocked: "This means that this test paper is ...... At least 140 points? ”

"Well, that's a possibility!" The examiner swallowed, "It seems that that guy is really a prodigy." ”

Mu Feng smiled proudly, those mistakes were deliberately left by him, if all of them were right, wouldn't it be too eye-catching!

"I smirked, I smirked, I ...... Smug ......" Mu Feng jumped and jumped, and he couldn't jump anymore.

"What, why don't you laugh?"

Warning, warning, there is a high-risk beauty species ahead!

"Laugh...... I can't laugh anymore! Mu Feng smashed it, smashed it, "Why are you here?" ”

Zhong Wendi giggled and walked up, and naturally grabbed Mu Feng's arm: "Of course, I'm here to celebrate your first exam." ”

"Damn, can you let go?" Mu Feng shook it depressedly, but unfortunately he couldn't shake it off, and I don't know if Zhong Wendi has learned any 'sticky people-method' in the past half a year, "Hey, you let go, let go!" ”

"I won't!"

"Damn, you're playing with fire and setting yourself on fire, do you know?" Mu Feng broke it vigorously, but he couldn't break it, "Damn, you girl is a lily, can you do something worthy of the lily." Now, there's a beautiful woman in front of you, it's definitely your favorite type, go on-, don't worry about me. ”

Zhong Wendi glanced at it and said, "What is that, sister, I have recently killed both men and women!" ”

"Damn, you're getting more and more BT!" Mu Feng was immediately stunned.

"How?"

"Nope!" The corners of Mu Feng's mouth curled, and an evil smell flowed from his eyes, "Since you kill both men and women, then ...... Let's go to the high room? ”

Zhong Wendi's face turned red, kicked Mu Feng hard, and said disdainfully: "You are in the room in broad daylight, are you - color--not-color-ah?" ”

"Color!" Mu Feng nodded fiercely, "The hero is true, and the man is not a big husband in vain!" ”

"You're justified." As he spoke, he was going to kick again.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Mu Feng jumped lightly and flashed away, "Little girl, brother sues you, brother can recognize you once, endure you twice, but he won't tolerate you three times." If you go on like this, believe it or not, my brother really took you to the high room? ”

"Hug, hug, hug, if you don't hug, believe it or not, I despise you?" Zhong Wendi raised his head and looked at the wooden wind.

I'll do it!

This girl doesn't seem normal.

"Tell me, what the hell are you pestering me to think-do-?"

"Eh, you found out so soon?" Zhong Wendi smiled and let go of Mu Feng's arm, "I have a friend I want to introduce to you!" ”

"Male or female?"

"Man!"

"Don't be a man!"

"You!" Zhong Wendi was angry and raised his foot again, but this time he didn't kick it, Mu Feng had already flashed aside, "Do you only have women in your head?" ”

"That's it!" Mu Feng smashed his mouth, with an elevation angle of 45 degrees, and said with all his might, "Two-thirds of a person's life is spent sleeping, so this bed must be chosen." And in a man's life, three-fifths of his life sleeps, and there are women around him. So, this woman ...... It is also necessary to choose a good one. ”

Seemingly, it makes sense?

Ahh ”

"Nonsense, no woman is still "Born to Pick Up Girl"?"

"Gross!" Zhong Wendi scolded Mu Feng again, and then said, "Okay, in fact, that person has nothing to do with me, he is your little brother's person." ”

"My little brother, who?"

"Chen Yun!"

Mu Feng's eyes widened suddenly: "You and Chen Yun?" How did you get connected? ”

"It's thanks to you." Zhong Wendi giggled, his eyes were a little reminiscing, "Last time I rode around on a motorcycle, and then, I ran into your little brother and played 'Hero Save Beauty' and played a mess." Then I thought it was interesting, and it was like that. ”

"Oh, that's it!"

"What, aren't you a little jealous?"

"Eat a poop!"

(Recently, the forehead of the brain hole is a bit big, and for the follow-up plot, the foreshadowing needs to be removed, so the progress is slower, forgive me.) ）