Volume 1 Becoming a Vegetable Chapter 1 Amateur killers are busy
[Chapter Word Count:2322 Latest Update Time:2015-02-2816:44:45.0]
What is a killer? It's a group of people who sound cool, but don't really do their jobs. In particular, some part-time killers are even more disgusting-phew!
Jun Kitano is such a part-time killer who only takes on one job a year. Every year on June 1st, it is a good day for Children's Day. He will have all the guys who hire him to kill people to do the online golden egg smashing activity. Whoever smashes the golden egg with the word 'congratulations' will work for whomever he wants.
Although he is such an amateur killer, there is a queue of people who come to him every year to kill. Amateur doesn't mean strength is not good. Since he became a killer, he has not missed a mission. This is because he is not an ordinary person
It was June 3rd, and this year's assignment had been selected two days ago, and he had just met with his employer today. This time he was successfully hired by a foreigner. The foreigner actually wore a thick high-necked trench coat in the summer, and I don't know if I think this person is sick.
Kitano Jun's current location is Shouer City in the Southern Han Country, but this does not mean that he is a native of the Southern Han Country. He is a cultivator, and there is only one country where a cultivator can exist, and that is Huaxia.
Because he was just talking to the trench coat man about business, he changed his face. After the trench coat man left, he went into the toilet and washed off the disfiguring powder with a special detergent. After restoring the original appearance, he pressed the flush toilet. With the sound of flowing water, a dark passage appeared on the ground next to the toilet.
"The old black design is too water-saving," Kitano muttered and jumped into the tunnel. The old black he is talking about is one of his partners, the two have been working together for more than 200 years, and they are both more than 500 years old.
This secret passage connects the city center of the city, and it was not dug by him, but the painstaking work of the people of the Northern Dynasties in order to one day turn their South Korean relatives into real family members.
Kitano Jun just added a few more entrances and exits to the tunnel. The nearest exit to him was under the supermarket across from him, and he never entered or exited through the main entrance.
Coming out of the supermarket underground is a parking lot, and from the parking lot into the elevator, he came to the third floor of the supermarket.
By the window on the third floor, a man in a suit was observing the movement on the other side. Jun Kitano walked over and put a gun behind the other party, "Don't look back, go back and tell your master, I've said more than once that I don't like people to see how handsome I am, because my appearance will make men think about me too." β
The man in the suit nodded, and Kitano Jun put away his gun and left. It wasn't until his figure disappeared into the third floor that the man in the suit dared to turn his head back, and he was already sweating profusely.
This man in a suit was sent by the man in the trench coat who had just made a deal with Jun Kitano, and he had only one mission, to see Jun Kitano's true face.
Wiping the sweat from his face, the man in the suit ran into the monitoring room, only to find that all the pictures from this time were lost.
Kitano Jun came to the fourth floor, which was not a business area but an office area. He walked into the general manager's office, and a fat man with glasses who had just deleted the surveillance footage of the entire building stood up and greeted him with a warm hug. Kitano Jun pushed the fat man aside in disgust, "Old Hei, this skin you borrowed is really not good." β
The fat man smiled, "That's true, but this guy manages countless beautiful female professions, which is enough to be the reason why I chose him, especially his beautiful female secretary almost makes me want to stop." After the fat man finished speaking, his body suddenly shook, and soon a cloud of black smoke floated out from the top of his head. The smoke slowly transformed into a human form, and the last bearded uncle appeared in front of Kitano Jun, this is the real old black. As for the fat man, it was just a corpse that had been killed.
Kitano Jun and Lao Hei have known each other for two hundred years, but the current Lao Hei is actually not a human being, he died ten years ago. He loves to invent and create, so his spiritual energy is limited. There is no cultivation like Kitano Jun to live in a thousand years. It was Kitano Jun who united many Taoist friends and saved his soul when he just died, so that he would not go to report to Lord Yama.
Lao Hei can't live in this world freely, he needs to cling to other people's bodies. Now it is manifested in its original form, and it can only support it for ten minutes.
Lao Hei asked Kitano Jun, "How is it, has this year's mission been chosen?" β
"It's chosen, and this year's mission is a bit strange." Kitano Jun laughed to himself after speaking.
"What's wrong? What's so strange? Lao Hei asked curiously.
Toshishi Kitano told him, "The person who hired me to kill people this year is not actually a real person. It's a puppet that has been transformed into a human by a created superpower. He's well hidden, but I can see through it at a glance. You say it's not weird, even the puppets can run errands these days. β
Lao Hei frowned, "You mean, the person who hired you this time is actually a superpower. What did he hire you for? Does he know that you are a cultivator? β
Kitano Jun thought for a moment, "He shouldn't know that I'm a cultivator." The fact that I am a killer is only known to three or two people among the superpowers in China, and they are all relatives of you and me, and it is impossible for even the people of the United States to know about it. I don't have a name in the killer world, just a code name that I can't remember, and no one can give me a seat. As for who he hired me to kill, I'm afraid you won't believe it if you say it. β
"Who?" Old Black asked.
"If I don't tell you, you'll know in a few days?" Jun Kitano sold Sekiko.
Old Hei felt bored, turned into a puff of smoke and flew back into the fat man's body.
Jun Kitano no longer mentioned the hired deal just now, so the matter can be put aside. The trench coat man made an appointment with him to hand in the task for two months, so there was no need to rush. No matter who he kills, it's a matter of legs, and he doesn't need to prepare anything in advance.
Kitano sat down on the couch and asked what they were really going to do when they came to Nanhan, "Did you find the one we were looking for?" β
The fat man's body is actually not suitable for Lao Hei, and the two of them are too different in size. So every time Lao Hei just fuses with this body, he will be confused for a while. At this time, he only heard Kitano Jun speak, but he didn't hear clearly, "What did you say?" β
"Did you find out where that guy was? Did she really come to the Southern Cold Country, you won't just be busy studying your beautiful female secretary recently, right? Kitano Jun was a little unhappy, the two of them came to the Southern Cold Country for business, not to study the female secretary.
This time, Lao Hei heard clearly, and said while turning on the computer, "How come, am I such a non-professional person?" I've found out where she is. Although she was secretive and I couldn't find her place to live, I knew she would go to the 'Guardian Guard' bathing center every day. This is the information of the bathing center. With that, Lao Hei handed the computer to Kitano Jun.
As Kitano took over the computer, he frowned and said, "This name doesn't sound like an entertainment venue." β
"That's how the head of the stick is, no way. Nervous to be by their relatives to the north. As he spoke, he walked over to Kitano Jun, and with a quick tap of his fingers on the keyboard, he quickly invaded and shared the monitoring system of the bathing center. He told SΓΉ Kitano, "Wait here first, and I'll send you there when she shows up on the surveillance, after about seven o'clock in the evening." I've invented a good thing, you can try it later. β
Kitano Jun pouted, when Lao Hei usually used words like 'stuff' to describe his invention, it was definitely not very reliable.