Husband teases you, hahaha-

Parted?! Li Wei frozeβ€”β€”

She took a deep breath in disbelief, "Break up?!" Sister-in-law...... You mean, let me break up with him? ”

As soon as she heard Su Yun finish speaking, Li Wei immediately became stupid.

She waved her hand in a panic, "No...... Sister-in-law, I don't dare ......"

"Rubbish!" Su Yun's face hated that iron does not become steel! "Man, you can't always get used to him like this! You have to make him cherish you! You stick to him like this, how will he know how good you are? ”

Li Wei flattened her mouth, "I know you're right, but ...... I don't dare. I'm afraid...... If we really break up, he really doesn't want me anymore...... So what to do? ”

Oh mom...... It hurts! Su Yun sighed, I haven't seen anyone who has never seen him!

Li Wei is very entangled!

Su Yun spread her hands, "Then I don't care about you!" Give you ideas, and you still don't listen! When the time comes, you just wait to be dumped! ”

"Sister-in-law, don't be angry...... Li Wei hurriedly pulled her, "You say, will he dump me?" ”

"Nonsense!" Su Yun glared at her, "As long as you are so unproductive, he won't dump you, but still marry you?" ”

Li Wei was even more entangled, "Then I'll listen to your ......"

Su Yun saw that she was in a trance and had no determination, so she shook her head and said, "You can't do it in this state!" I don't have the slightest courage. You've got to make up your mind to break up with him! You just think so: there are thousands of men in the world, and my mother is happy to change every day! Women don't live for men, they have to live with dignity! Live with confidence! Live smartly, live beautifully! Got it? You look like a sick seedling now, who can be tempted to see it? Do you still want to touch his heart? Impress a fart! Shiro has a good-looking face! ”

Li Wei pursed her lips resentfully.

Su Yun said angrily: "If you really want to, it won't be difficult for him to die for you, really!" As long as you get your confidence back, Xiaowei, there are few men who can resist your charm! I still remember the first time I met you, you were so honest, so confident, so lively and cheerful, and dared to whistle with me...... You were so attractive at that time, I was a girl, and I liked you, let alone boys. ”

Li Wei's eyes gradually lit up!

Su Yun's words made her unconsciously straighten her waist.

She clenched her fists, as if to give herself confidence!

Su Yun saw that she was about to open up, and hurriedly added another fire to her, "Xiaowei, you have to remember!" Neither men nor women should lose themselves too much! No matter what time it is, you must be a thoughtful, tenacious, strong and brave person! No matter what kind of people you go through in your life, no matter what kind of things you have experienced, you must not lose the value of your life, and blindly attaching yourself to men is definitely not a wise move! ”

Li Wei nodded solemnly, "Okay!" Sister-in-law, I see! ”

Li Wei took a deep breath and said with a firm gaze: "I'm going to break up with him - from the heart!" If I do break up, I admit it, I want to pull myself together and do something I really want to do! Sister-in-law, some time ago, I went to the mountains to do volunteer teaching. The children there are so hungry for knowledge, they are innocent, kind, and some are mischievous, hehe...... They are all angels, and I can't bear to come back...... It's a pity you're pregnant...... Otherwise, I'll take you with me. ”

As soon as Li Wei talked about the children in the mountains, she immediately changed into a person, her face was full of confidence and brilliance, and even her eyes were scorching!

Su Yun looked at her and thought, how touching such a look is! What man can resist such charm...... Yu Jiaao, he had never really understood this girl......

Li Wei's expression became more and more determined, and Su Yun gradually relaxed her heart. Li Wei is neither stupid nor stupid, but extremely smart, she is just worn out by her crush!

Therefore, she is willing to give her a needle and prick her awake!

After Li Wei went out, Li Yan came in with an apple. Actually, he had already washed the apples, because he was afraid that Xiaowei would be embarrassed, so he never came in.

Li Yan walked next to Su Yun, sat down, and quickly peeled the skin with a fruit knife.

The skin of the apple is peeled thin and evenly, and it is connected into a line, which is not broken from beginning to end.

Su Yun laughed and praised him, "My husband's sword skills are like gods!" In his last life, he was not a butcher who danced with a knife? ”

"......" Li Yan was unmoved, and said softly: "Can't you be a hero who dances the knife?" ”

Su Yun laughed, and her mood brightened up all of a sudden.

Li Yan finished peeling the apple very seriously, put it on the plate and cut it into small pieces, and inserted a toothpick.

Then, brought it to her, and said in a tone of great certainty: "You are right, men can't get used to it! You must be a cow and a horse, and work hard! ”

Su Yun smiled, "I was stimulating her, it has nothing to do with you......"

"How's that going to work?" Li Yan stuck a piece of apple with a toothpick, lured her to open her mouth, and gently stuffed it into her mouth, "It must have something to do with me!" You must not get used to me! If you have any thoughts, just say it, your husband will definitely go to the soup and fire, and he will not hesitate! ”

He also remembered the doctor's words and made sure to make her happy!

"......" Su Yun smiled happily, her man, is this too idle to hurt?

She tilted her head to look at him, "Husband, if you are really looking for abuse, then I will fulfill you." As he spoke, he picked up the case and a ballpoint pen and began to write.

After writing, he shoved it into his hand: "Go ahead, buy all these things, and give you an hour." Immediately, immediately, happily! One more minute, you wait to get home and kneel on the broken glass! After thinking about it, he said: "Kneeling on broken glass is also cheap for you, you should kneel on a sand ball made of sand, and you are not allowed to kneel down, hehehehe......"

Li Yan saw that she was smiling so gloomy, her forehead began to sweat, and when she took the paper and looked at it, each one made him vomit three liters of blood......

"Diapers, tampons, large nursing underwear...... Hip cream! ”

Su Yun saw that his face was getting darker and darker the more he looked at him, and hurriedly coquettish, "Husband...... Men can't get used to it...... Go ahead! ”

In order to make her happy, Li Yan's face gradually returned to normal, pointed to the diaper and asked, "This...... It's too early to buy, right? Our baby is only three months old, and when he is born, this thing will expire. ”

Su Yun said: "You can buy adult diapers ......"

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"Adult diapers?"

"Hmm!" Su Yun nodded, "There seems to be a kind of person called Master Bao!" ”

Li Yan was shocked, "Who uses it?" ”

Su Yun spread her hands, "It's definitely not my ......"

Li Yan glanced at his body, and his heart was stuffed......

Li Yan pointed to the tampon again: "You're pregnant now, aren't you going to come to that?" What else do you use tampons for? ”

Su Yun said: "I don't need it, and you......"

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He pointed to the large nursing underwear again, "Large...... You shouldn't need it, it's almost the same as buying a medium one, right? ”

"......" Su Yun was hacked, and immediately retorted: "The large one, I can use it for you......"

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Li Yan is seriously blocked in his heart! He pointed to the last butt balm, "What is this for?" Does it prevent red farts in children? ”

Su Yun sneered, "Cure hemorrhoids!" Sugar-free! One top five pieces, it is not difficult to go up to the fifth floor in one go! ”

"......" Li Yan looked at her innocently, his little eyes were extremely pitiful, "For this medicine, then I still have to have two hemorrhoids?" ……”

With a handsome face like constipation, he silently walked out of the ward, and Su Yun laughed so hard that his liver trembled......

Hahaha...... It's a lot of fun to live like this!

An hour later, Li Yan came back on time. Su Yun has already done all the examinations, and is waiting for him to come back to get the results, and then go through the discharge procedures.

When he came back, Su Yun was shocked, this guy ...... I carried seven or eight big bags and small bags!

He put his things on the hospital bed, "Look at what's missing?" ”

Su Yun opened the bag and looked inside......

"Three or five sets of baby clothes, diapers, soft towels, soft toothbrushes...... Quilts, feeding bottles, milk powder, talcum powder, tear-free formula shower gel, small bowls, small square towels, small kettles. ”

What's even funnier is: "Three or five sets of pajamas for adults, sanitary napkins (oversized, more than 40 cm) underwear, underwear and underwear ......"

"Husband, you're so good......" Su Yun jumped up and hugged him, "Mom, Mom, Mom......" kissed hard, "Husband, you are a big man, it's really hard for you to buy these things......"

Li Yan smiled and nodded, "Men just can't get used to it, they must drop!" ”

"Hahaha-"

What a joy today! Li Yan changed the law to tease her, and she also changed the law to tease Li Yan.

Li Yan teased her, it was to make her happy, she teased Li Yan, it was the scourge of changing the law to harm him......

For example: "Husband...... It's dangerous to walk up this staircase! Dizzy ......"

"Come on, my husband will carry you!"

Out of the hospital, "Husband, the sun is so big, I can't open my eyes......"

"Come on, my husband will block the sun for you!" As he spoke, he threw a pestle in front of her, Su Yun laughed, and this image was brushed with lime and immediately turned into the sun god Apollo......

Back home "Oops...... Husband, the spoon is so heavy that I can't lift my arms. ”

"Come on, husband, feed you!" Take a spoon to feed, and when you finish feeding, you add: "Can I help you chew?" ”

"Hahaha......" Su Yun laughed so much that he sprayed his mouth full of rice all over his face.

On this day, the two had a great time. In the evening, Xi Yunman and Jiang Hui had just finished cooking, Li Xuguang, Su Bisheng and Li Xu came back, and as soon as the three of them entered the house, they shouted: "Come out and help, you can't take it-"

"Well, how much did you buy?"

Xi Yunman hurriedly followed, and Su Yun heard Xi Yunman shouting in the house: "Are you going to move the mall home?" ”

Su Yun hurriedly opened the door, this look...... Ho! It's not an exaggeration at all -

That's the rhythm of opening a store!

Li Yan is going to rent a warehouse......

Jiang Hui shook her head, "This child is only three months pregnant...... By the time the baby is born in October, the mall will definitely be opened! ”

Li Xu and Li Yan carried everything to the empty room on the third floor, and then everyone ate happily.

Li Xu is going to be an uncle, and he is very happy!

Other than that...... This product is most enthusiastic about naming children......

While eating, he said, "Give us the first big baby of the Li family...... What's the name? ”

Li Xu saw that everyone was thinking, and he muttered in a low voice: "This sad baby...... Their generation is the generation of the word 'Qi', what do you think you can call it? If I get up, it's Li up, Li gets up, Li starts, Li gets up, Li gets up...... Li Qiye? Li at least, Li drafting, and Li suing really can't do it, so Li Qi is prickly...... Hahaha-"

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Yesterday, a book friend gave it, girl: called Qiling, boy: called Li Qixi, Li Qiran, Li Qier, Li Qihua (by the way, what do you think...... οΌ‰

Let's think about it, what a good name is there, or you can vote. Vote for any of the above names.

If you have a good idea, you can also leave a message. I'll refer to it.

Perhaps, the birth of a baby will be the name you gave.