Chapter 121: I refuse
The little fat man Lin Sizhe ran wildly, his two fat short legs were intertwined with each other, he couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, so he ran when he chose the road, but he turned around in a circle and appeared in front of Lin Wan'er again.
"Hey, Lin Sizhe, stop!" Lin Wan'er said loudly, stretching out a hand to block Lin Sizhe.
"Huh?!" Lin Sizhe looked up suspiciously, why did I run away and run back, "Ghost! ”
Seeing the floating Lin Wan'er again, Lin Sizhe determined that Lin Wan'er was a ghost, this is the long-rumored ghost in the rivers and lakes hitting the wall, turning his head and running again, the oil-paper umbrella in his hand is like a small tail, up and down in his hand, and the raindrops have become the rhyme of his running.
Lin Wan'er sighed, reached out and stroked her brows, and then raised her head, huh? Why is Lin Sizhe missing? At the end of the street, there was only an oil-paper umbrella lying there, whirling, but Lin Sizhe's person disappeared completely, could it be that this Lin Sizhe is deeply hidden, a protagonist who hides the aura of the protagonist, otherwise how can he disappear out of thin air.
Suddenly, not far from the landing of the oil-paper umbrella, a chubby hand emerged from a puddle on the ground, followed by two, and Lin Sizhe's iconic double chin also appeared: "Help, I don't know how to water, hurry up and save my life!" ”
Lin Wan'er suddenly realized that it was rainy in Lanzhou, in order to remove the rainwater in time, the channel and the puddle were combined, the channel was used for drainage, and the puddle was used to store water.
Raising her feet and stepping forward, Lin Wan'er came to the puddle with a snort, looked at Lin Sizhe condescendingly and shook her head.
Lin Sizhe didn't care about ghosts or ghosts, so he used his feet and hands together. A huge splash of water was thrown, shouting, "Help, help...... and the whole person fell down.
"Up!" Lin Wan'er said in her mouth. With the strength of her hands, the divine power she had accumulated for many days burst out.
Lin Sizhe's fat body flew up in the air, and water droplets continued to flow down his clothes: "Little fat man, you are so fat!" ”
Lin Sizhe was in the air, his hands and feet couldn't leave the ground, temporarily free from the danger of being drowned, and remembered the fact that Lin Wan'er was a ghost. Screaming, dancing in the air, constantly struggling. Make a forward running motion.
Lin Wan'er used her divine power to hold up Lin Sizhe It was already extremely laborious, the little fat man struggled for a moment, and suddenly exhausted his divine power, and Lin Sizhe, who was still running away, fell back into the pit. Plop. It's another fresh and refined big splash.
This time it was Lin Wan'er's turn to be anxious, the divine power can only be activated every once in a while, this has just found the protagonist who can see herself, and she is about to burp, thinking about it, she is really the most tragic golden supporting role that is rare in a thousand years, compared to these, Lin Sizhe's life is more important. That's a human life, and you can sell it for a lot of silver in terms of catties.
Lin Sizhe struggled and rolled in the puddle. Gurgling took a sip of water and drank it one after another, his stomach was round, and gradually the whole person fell, and the water surface returned to calm.
Lin Wan'er sighed, when she was still in Shanzhou, Lin Wan'er once cheated Lin Sizhe's silver on the painting boat and pushed him into the water.
With a snort, a hand stretched out from the calm water, and Lin Sizhe's head also popped out, and then his body, and gradually the little fat man actually stood up.
Lin Wan'er was surprised, could it be that this little fat man had drowned, and now it was a ghost that came out?
Lin Sizhe stood up, looked down at the water, waist-high, and muttered to himself: "Grandma's, it's only waist-high, which makes me toss for a while!" ”
Lin Wan'er touched her brows again, she was really a fool, after falling into the water, this little fat man was too frightened, he only thought about struggling, but he didn't expect the water to be shallow to his waist.
Crawling out of the pit and lying on his back on the ground, Lin Sizhe's stomach that was about to come out became as thick as a mountain, and he couldn't even see his front toes when he wanted to stand up.
Lin Wan'er stretched out her head, and the raindrops passed through her body and fell directly on Lin Sizhe's face: "What, don't run away?" ”
Lin Sizhe wanted to speak, but he didn't want to burp, a stream of water spurted out of his mouth, and then fell, falling on his face: "If you don't escape, you can escape the palm of your hand no matter how you escape, forget it, in case you fall into a big pit again, this time you will drown." ”
Lin Wan'er smiled dumbly and said, "Since you won't run away, let's find a place to shelter from the rain and have a good chat." ”
Lin Sizhe smiled bitterly: "Do you still want to shelter from the rain?" Saying that, he closed his mouth, Lin Wan'er naturally didn't need to shelter from the rain, but her own body was mortal and needed shelter from the rain.
Struggling to get up from the ground, Lin Sizhe did not forget to pick up the umbrella and walked under the eaves with the floating Lin Wan'er.
The two were speechless for a long time, Lin Sizhe squinted at Lin Wan'er with his eyes again and again, hey, dressed in snow-white clothes, black hair, and his feet did not touch the ground, how did he look like a ghost: "Oh, how did you become what you are now?" ”
It stands to reason that Lin Sizhe should call Lin Wan'er the eldest sister, but it is difficult for the eldest sister to speak.
"It's a long story." Lin Wan'er was about to use four words, but when she turned her head, she saw Lin Sizhe's expectant expression of "You speak slowly, I'm not afraid of long words".
Come on, this foolish feeling is also a master who loves to listen to stories, so Lin Wan'er slowly said, in order to deter this little fat man, she started from the time she left Shanzhou to go to Beijing, how to punish the wicked in Jinan Mansion, how to call for wind and rain in Shangjing, and how to go to Xiliang, witnessed the Xuanwumen Incident, which has been until today.
There are many untruths in it, with legends and romances, which exaggerate Lin Waner's role in major events, and beautify herself as a positive heroine who gathers wisdom and beauty, and is possessed by bravery and justice. In order to let the little fat man understand his situation, Lin Wan'er also made three mistakes and seven points to really retell Zhao Gan's understanding of the world that she didn't understand.
Lin Sizhe listened to it for a long time, and finally shook his head: "I don't understand what you're talking about at all." ”
Lin Wan'er was angry: "I don't understand, what are you doing." ”
"For the sake of politeness, you have been talking for a long time, and it is very rude for me to say that I don't understand." Lin Sizhe stood up and wanted to reach out and pat his butt to pat off the dust, but he was soaking wet, and a pat brought out countless water droplets.
"Phew!" Spit out the droplets in the water, Lin Sizhe opened his mouth and said, "You just follow me, no one else can see you, if the Lin family comes to Lanzhou in the future, I will just send you a message." ”
"Really?" Lin Wan'er was pleasantly surprised, this little fat man didn't take advantage of people's power, the lion opened his mouth, it seems that he is not useless.
"What else?" Lin Sizhe thought impatiently that this fool actually didn't expect the lion to open his mouth at all.
"Why don't you leave for Jinan Mansion right now and tell Hanlin the truth."
"I refuse."
"Why?"
"Because I haven't finished my homework yet."
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(PS: "Captain America 3" is about to be released, Spider-Man will also make a cameo, Iron Man asked if he wanted Spider-Man to accompany him to Berlin to save the world, Spider-Man refused on the spot: "NO", Iron Man asked: "Why", Spider-Man: "Because the homework has not been done yet.") "Don't ask me why I know about the movie that hasn't been released yet, because Lan Ying has traveled back. (To be continued.) )