There is an extremely stupid question in this world, and its stupidity has overtaken any other question, but from a certain point of view, it is also a very logical philosophical question, and many women are worried about the answer to this stupid question, and many men scratch their ears and cheeks for this stupid question.

The stupid question is: If mom and wife fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?

This question came out of the mouth of Princess Roujia, but it seemed reasonable, she pinched the corners of her skirt with both hands, looked at Lin Hanlin's eyes, and asked a little twistedly: "Hanlin, let me ask you a question?" Lin Hanlin put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "You ask." Princess Roujia asked with a rosy and nervous face: "If, I mean if, if I fall into the water at the same time as my eldest sister, who will you save first?" Lin Hanlin lost a smile on his face, pondered for a moment, and said categorically: "Eldest sister." Hearing this answer, a certain place in Rou Jia's heart suddenly sank, a bitterness and grievance came up, and she asked in a somewhat annoyed tone: "I'll give you another chance, do you save me first, or save me first?" Lin Hanlin still said categorically: "Save the eldest sister first." The angry Roujia stomped her foot hard and shouted, "Why don't you save me first?" Lin Hanlin replied to the question: "The eldest sister must be saved first." Then Princess Roujia, who was dizzy by the fire, staged the play "Cutting the Robe and Breaking the Righteousness" in the Lin family's courtyard.

If this happened to Lin Qianyi and Yan'er, it would be a completely different scene, first of all, the little county lord of Yan'er would not ask this stupid question, even if he did. Lin Qianyi replied, "Save the eldest sister first", and the little county lord of Yan'er would not leave a trace of mustard in his heart, but would agree with Lin Qianyi's approach.

But this happened to Lin Hanlin and the little princess Roujia. But it was another scene where the sky collapsed and the water flowed backwards, and all the water flowed to Lin Wan'er. If Rou Jia asked another question, Lin Hanlin would use his ingenuity to "fool" the past, such as Rou Jia asking: "Hanlin, do you say that I am beautiful, or that the eldest sister is beautiful?" Lin Hanlin will say: "The eldest sister is as beautiful as a flower, but she is still a little worse than you." But Roujia asked the stupidest question. Lin Hanlin thought of the life in Lanzhou, the hard work of the eldest sister, and the hardships of life. He must save the eldest sister first, which is not only his choice, but also the inevitable choice of several brothers.

Years later, this question also bothered Yubao for a long time. The accomplished and world-famous Fan Rong'er returned to Lanzhou as a military division on the Western Front. Married into the Lin family, and the talented girl Lin Wan'er, who has a mixed reputation of the older generation, they don't like each other, and often needle-pointedly to Mai Mang's "You fight for me", such as what to name Yubao and Fan Rong'er's child, the two of them argued for a long time, Lin Wan'er said: "The child's name can be Lin Wan'er, and her aunt has a name." Fan Rong'er grinned. Quite disdainful: "If it's called Lin Wan'er, I'd rather gouge out my eyes." Poke your own ears to deaf. I mention yì called Lin Rong'er. Lin Wan'er was furious: "If I call Lin Rong'er, I won't allow Yubao to enter the Lin family!" Yubao hugged the child, stood aside and said innocently: "What do you care about me?!" ”

In the end, Yubao said: "It's better to call the child's name Lin Wanrong, how about it?" Lin Wan'er and Fan Rong'er thought about it carefully, and it was not bad, so they acquiesced.

Since then, Yubao has entered a life of dire straits, being tossed back and forth by two women all day long, like a piece of pork belly in a pot. So much so that Li Mubai, who had traveled all over the world, returned to Lanzhou, and the first thing he said when he saw his only apprentice Yubao was: "You have regressed." Yubao sighed, acquiescing to the master's words, he especially wanted to plunge into the master's arms at that moment, and cried bitterly: "Master, why is my life so bitter?!" ”

One of the questions he often hears is: "Yubao, if the eldest sister and Rong'er fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?" ”

Yubao changed Xiao Wanrong's diaper, looked at his eldest sister and wife who were staring at him with big eyes, he thought about it, and said, "Use light skills, and you will all be fine." ”

The eldest sister Lin Wan'er rolled her eyes, and her wife Fan Rong'er cut off: "Let you choose one, you are not allowed to use light work!" ”

Yubao was in a panic, and went to the beach with Xiao Wanrong in her arms, walked from one end of the beach to the other, and then walked back, looking up at the magnificent sea, and really wanted to plunge into it and never come out again.

Later, Xiao Wanrong was hungry, Yubao came home, the two women were still arguing, and that stupid question was put on the table again: "If the eldest sister and wife fall into the water, who will you save first?" Jade Bao stared at a certain place for a long time, and replied, "I will drink all the water, even if I kill myself, I will not let the two of you have anything to do." ”

Lin Wan'er and Fan Rong'er looked up and thought about it, although it was not the most perfect answer in their hearts, but it was also a good answer, so they no longer forced Yubao, one took Xiao Wanrong from Yubao's hand, and the other picked up the bottle and tried the temperature first, and stuffed it into the baby's mouth.

Later, Fan Rong'er also asked Yubao a question: "Yubao, if your rival falls into the water, will you save it or not?" "The rivals here refer to Zhao Ting and Baoyu, but these two people ordered 100,000 elite soldiers to chase after Yubao and Fan Rong'er.

Yubao knew that his wife was telling a joke, thought about it carefully, and said, "I should take off my pants and continue to pee into the water." The implication is that I am afraid that there will not be enough water, so I will add a little more to it. Fan Rong'er laughed and trembled, and poked Yubao's head hard: "Everyone says that you are stupid, I think you are the most humorous person." Yubao grinned: "If not, why did I marry you in the end." ”

Later, Lin Wan'er and Fan Rong'er were still worried about trivial things, one on the left and one on the left, one forced Xiao Wanrong to call "aunt", and the other forced Xiao Wanrong to call "mother", both of them wanted the baby to call themselves in the first sentence, and finally Xiao Wanrong opened her mouth and shouted: "Dad." Yubao's face turned green at that time, and he hurriedly said: "Grandma, why did you open your mouth to say this, don't you understand that you are pushing your father to the eighteenth layer of hell?" Sure enough, in the next few days, when Lin Wan'er saw Yubao, she always snorted coldly and shook her face. Fan Rong'er didn't let go too much, hugging Xiao Wanrong, her arms were so tired that they were already sore. Just don't let Yubao touch it.

The story goes back to more than ten years ago, Princess Roujia and Lin Wan'er "cut their robes and cut off their righteousness".

The night is getting thicker, the sun is fading, Lin Hanlin didn't know that he was in trouble, and walked into the Lin family's courtyard with brisk steps, he had long forgotten what happened during the day today, and he didn't expect Roujia to come to the Lin family's courtyard in a huff.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw the eldest sister's face stern, with one hand on her lap. One hand propped up on the table, as if he was going to fight with someone the next moment.

Lin Hanlin walked into the hall with a smile on his face, and put the stinky tofu he bought in the street market on the table: "Eldest sister." What kind of peerless martial arts are you practicing? ”

If it was normal, she would reply that the eldest sister was practicing the "Wedding Dress Divine Skill" or the "Nine Yin True Scripture", but today, she taught Lin Hanlin a lesson. So don't be soft-hearted. Lin Wan'er looked at the stinky tofu on the table, and subconsciously swallowed her saliva: "Fourth, the eldest sister asked you something." ”

"Eldest sister, just ask." Lin Hanlin sat down with a smile, reached out and tore the paper wrapped in the stinky tofu, and inserted a piece of stinky tofu with a small wooden skewer, "Sister, ask while eating." This stinky tofu is meant to be eaten hot. Otherwise, it won't smell. ”

Lin Wan'er has an inexplicable affection for stinky tofu, and she was selling tofu in Shanzhou. I once racked my brains in order to make stinky tofu, and I thought that in the Great Wei Kingdom, which did not have stinky tofu, I would earn some silver money with "strange goods", but unfortunately it was not successful, and it was not long before the Great Wei Kingdom had stinky tofu, and she lost an excellent business opportunity, and regretted it for a long time. This also invisibly proves the greatness of the wisdom of the masses and the correctness of the parallel space of Zhao Qian.

"Give me less sets!" Lin Wan'er didn't look at the stinky tofu, and said sharply, "Did you bully Roujia today?" ”

Lin Hanlin lost a smile on his face, and reached out to flick the robe on his body: "Eldest sister, you can't blame me for this matter, she is unreasonable, I'm not wrong." ”

Lin Wan'er snorted: "You're right? It's been a long time and you're still justified. Apologize to Roujia tomorrow, do you hear me? Let's just say save her first and let the eldest sister toss in the water by herself! ”

Lin Hanlin was angry, and did not answer, but reached out and pinched a piece of stinky tofu, raised his head and swallowed it, which meant that he was not ready to apologize to Roujia, Lin Hanlin's stubbornness was a kind of straightforwardness, if he did it right, Lin Hanlin would insist, even if he did it wrong, he would insist. is different from Lin Qianyi's philosophical stubbornness, Lin Qianyi did it right, he would insist, he did it wrong, sorry, in the heart of the third child of the Lin family, when he never did anything wrong, since he did it, he wouldn't be wrong.

Looking at the fourth child's disdainful look, Lin Wan'er was annoyed, and reached out and knocked Lin Hanlin on the head: "I asked you, did you hear it?!" ”

Lin Hanlin rubbed his head, but still didn't speak, at this moment he was like a child, and he wouldn't change what he recognized.

Lin Wan'er was even more annoyed, and shouted: "Fourth, you stand up for me!" ”

Lin Hanlin stiffened his neck and stood up slowly, his face full of disdain.

"Hey, are you still not convinced? I sue you Lin Hanlin, I apologize for this tomorrow, it's okay if you give me a message, if you don't give me a word, you see that I won't cut you. Lin Wan'er puffed out and pinched her waist with her hands, looking really angry.

Lin Hanlin looked at the eldest sister's angry appearance, remembered all kinds of past, and felt extremely uncomfortable: "Eldest sister, I won't apologize for this." I'm not as straight as the third brother, if Roujia asks other questions, I can fool the past, but when she asks this question, I can only answer honestly to save the eldest sister. Eldest sister, my wife is gone, I can still find it again, but there is only one eldest sister. If I apologize for this, I will have contact with Roujia in the future, and my name of Lin Hanlin will be written upside down. ”

The previous words had already softened Lin Wan'er's heart, but Lin Hanlin's last two sentences made Lin Wan'er angry again, as if Rou Jia was a dispensable person in his heart, and if she didn't look for it, Lin Wan'er, as a woman, felt worthless for Rou Jia.

Lin Wan'er roared: "What kind of bastard are you talking about, Lin Hanlin, if you don't apologize for this, you will get out of this house, and I, Lin Wan'er, will never have a younger brother like you." ”

The family walked out in a hurry, looked at the two people in the hall, and felt that what they said seemed to be a little excessive, and they wanted to make amends.

But Lin Wan'er glared: "If someone intercedes for him, leave with him." Turning his head to look at Lin Hanlin: "What are you still doing in a daze, don't get out of here!" With that, he slapped it on the table.

Lin Hanli glanced at the eldest sister, turned his head and went back to his room, simply packed up his baggage, glanced at the brothers, and left the Lin family's courtyard without looking back.

Baoyu and Yubao opened their mouths to keep it, but they saw the face of the eldest sister Tie Qing.

Looking at the back of Lin Hanlin's departure, Lin Wan'er felt very uncomfortable, after the third left, the fourth left again, although the reasons were different, but she sometimes felt that her brothers would gradually leave her. If it weren't for Zhao Gan's help, Baoyu might have been taken away by King Xiliang, and when Lin Chengping, the second child who was still very thin, left Lanzhou to go to the Zhenbei Army, she felt uncomfortable for a long time.

Lin Wan'er is not a strong person, never has been, she knows this very well, so every parting is like life and death for her.

She suddenly remembered the life of the former orphanage, Gu Zhe was a smart child, he could learn anything, a rich man donated a piano, Gu Zhe was also able to learn it, Lin Wan'er was very envious. The aunt in the orphanage specially taught Gu Zhe, the rich man came to visit, the aunt asked Gu Zhe to play a song, Gu Zhe looked at the rich man, sat in front of the piano, and did not play "Two Tigers", but played a song "Devil Enters the Village" to satirize the rich man. The rich man looked at Gu Zhe with a smile and said, "This kid is very smart!" Later, Gu Zhe was taken away by the rich man, saying that he was going to do a paternity test.

It was her first parting, she thought she would never see Gu Zhe again, she missed him a little, and she panicked for a long time. Three days later, Gu Zhe came back with a smile and stepped on the afterglow of the sunset, and she said to Gu Zhe happily for a long time: "I thought you wouldn't come back, scared me to death." A smile spread across Gu Zhe's face: "I won't come, where can I go?" If you're leaving, don't forget to take me with you. At that time, Lin Wan'er nodded heavily, and hooked up with Gu Zhe, but she didn't know if Gu Zhe was doing well in that world after she crossed over.

Coming to her senses from her contemplation, Lin Wan'er sighed heavily, and looked at the stinky tofu that Lin Hanlin had left behind that had not yet cooled, she suddenly missed Zhao Qian for no reason, this kind of longing has become more and more frequent recently, and missing is a feeling that makes her feel panicked, because she is afraid of being hurt again. (To be continued......)