Chapter 953: Pit Daddy
"Xiaofeng, I won't say any more superfluous words, it's useless for me to say more. I can only tell you one thing here, that is, you must remember that there are still your relatives waiting for you to come back on earth, your parents, your wife and your two children, and of course, my verbose grandfather" Tang Feng's grandfather coaxed his nose and patted his grandson's shoulder vigorously, "Boy, come back safely for me!" ”
Tang Feng nodded, "Grandpa, don't worry, this expedition to Mars is nothing more than a little longer, but in terms of safety, it is safer than landing on the moon, so you are always worried." ”
"Stinky boy, you just listen to what your grandfather tells you. The wings are stiff, aren't they? Dare to talk back! Mom stood aside and slapped Tang Feng angrily.
Tang Feng shrank his head and said with a smile: "Mom, as long as you don't come up with our family's family law, your son will guarantee that all the beards and tails will come back." When the time comes, I'll bring back a Martian rock for each of you and my grandfather, and we'll put it in the living room as an ornament."
"Dad, I want a big, well, preferably one that's the size of the mountain over there. You put it in the yard, and when the calf is bigger, I will take the calf cow to climb the mountain all day long" Here Tang Feng just said that he would bring back the Martian rock as a souvenir, and over there Tang Beier directly increased the difficulty N times. The mountain that this girl was pointing to was one hundred and eighty meters high
Tang Feng: ""
When the family saw Tang Feng embarrassed, they laughed out loud.
Sophia came over with the little calf Niu, Niu Niu is Tang Ruze's nickname, because he belongs to the cow, so Tang's father gave his grandson such a nickname, which means that the grandson can grow as strong as a cow.
The little guy lived up to his expectations, he was not yet a year old, and he was about as strong as a calf.
"Feng, what Grandpa said is very correct, you must remember that there are still many relatives waiting for you at home, so you must come back safely"
Tang Feng shook his head speechlessly, and reached out to hug Sophia's mother and son.
Owning the "Nautilus" can ensure the safety of this expedition to Mars, but others don't know, so since the first two days, he has been babbling these words, which makes Tang Feng also angry.
"Daddy, Daddy's Family" Niu Niu grabbed Tang Feng's ears and shook them for a while, bursting out of his mouth word by word, although it was still a little vague, but Tang Feng couldn't hear what this kid wanted to say.
Tang Feng let go of Sophia, hugged his son in his arms, and kissed him vigorously before saying to the little guy with sparkling eyes: "Son, don't worry, your father will definitely come back safely!" And your dad will also bring Niu Niu back a Martian rock as a souvenir. ”
The little guy stared at Tang Feng with two big black eyes, and then the little hand suddenly pointed in the other direction, and stammered: "I want such a big Niu Niu to play with my sister."
Tang Feng turned his head and found that the direction that this kid was pointing in was the mountain that Tang Bei'er's girl pointed at just now
Tang Feng, who was speechless and tossed by his baby son and baby girl, found a reason to talk to those old friends and retreated in a hurry. Although I know that my family is all for my own good, I really can't stand such a high frequency of chatter.
"Hey, Don, this time I'm going to Mars, I'm going to have to bring me a Martian rock back, I'll definitely put that rock in the most conspicuous place in my living room" Hugo. Sigman gave Tang Feng a warm hug, and then smiled and whispered his request in Tang Feng's ear.
Tang Feng smiled bitterly and nodded, thinking, "What's wrong with this today?" Why are they all on the same page as Martian rocks? Luckily, Mr. Sigman is still reliable, if he wants a Martian rock as big as the mountain."
"What? You don't seem to want to? Seeing Tang Feng's expression, Hugo. Sigman asked, frowning.
"No, no. Hugo, you're mistaken, mainly because my son and my daughter both wanted a Martian rock, and I'm thinking about how to bring back two Martian rocks for those two little ones that will satisfy them. It's just that I haven't thought about it until now. ”
"Aren't they just two Martian rocks? Can't you even fulfill such a small wish of a child? ”
"It's not like that, it's mainly because the Martian rock that my two little ones want is too big, and they both open their mouths to ask for a Martian rock as big as the mountain, how do you think I can bring them back?"
Seeing the majestic mountain in the direction that Tang Feng pointed to, Hugo. Sigman also immediately turned into a constipated look like Tang Feng, and after a long time, the old man said: "Well, Tang, if you really have this ability, go back and bring me such a big Martian rock, I am in the courtyard of the villa that is not suitable for Northaire, and there is still a rockery missing."
Tang Feng fled again.
I don't know how the stalk of "Martian rock" got out, anyway, no matter where Tang Feng went tonight, almost everyone asked Tang Feng for a Martian rock, and these guys all said "I want a Martian rock as big as that mountain".
Matschitz, the old thing, the first thing he said when he saw Tang Feng was to point to the mountain and say: "Go back to my brother and bring me back a Martian rock of such a big size, I am going to put it outside my No. 7 hangar, it can definitely attract a lot of people."
Tang Feng complained: "Your sister, don't you know that your No. 7 hangar is next to the runway?" If you dare to poke such a 180-year-high Martian mountain next to the runway, I don't mind pulling you back. ”
I was about to use this reason to refute Mateschitz, but it suddenly occurred to me that with this old guy's power in Austria, maybe the airport was his home, and he poked such a mountain next to the airport runway, and it was really no problem!
Therefore, it is still thirty-six to go up
took the wine glass around a lot, but everywhere he went, there were guys who wanted a "big" Martian rock, and finally, Tang Feng found Xuanyuan Gongsheng who was secretly drinking in the corner.
Xuanyuan Gongsheng: "Brother Tang, first of all, I have to wish you a safe journey to Mars." ”
"Yo, thank you, brother!" Tang Feng was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and hurriedly smiled to express his gratitude.
"Brother Tang, this trip to Mars will take several months! It's going to be boring on the road, Brother Tang, how are you going to get through these months? ”
When Tang Feng heard this, he was so excited in his heart that he finally met someone who didn't want Martian rocks, it was better to be Brother Xuanyuan
"Well, in fact, the time on the road back and forth is less than four months, counting the time on Mars, a total of half a year, and there are other astronauts here, nothing to fight the landlord, rub two mahjong, and come over in a blink of an eye."
"That's good, that's good, I'm still worried that Brother Tang, you can't stand this loneliness. Since Brother Tang, you have a way, then there is a reluctant invitation here. ”
"Say, brother, as long as my brother can do it, brother, I will handle it for you."
"What, brother, do you think you can bring back a 'big' Martian rock for me?"
Tang Feng ""
Tang Feng finally realized what it means to be a "pit dad", Belle and Niu Niu are not pit dads! (To be continued.) )