Chapter 15: Playing Tricks on Mi Cai
Sitting back on the couch, I smoked all the cigarettes in my hand, then pressed them out in the ashtray, looked at the guitar beside me, but I didn't have the heart to sing even a single song.
I lay on my back on the sofa, once again tortured to death in boredom, I looked into Mi Cai's room, and felt a little unhappy in my heart, if it wasn't for the restraint she gave me, now I would have drunk beer with Robben and watched a catwalk with beautiful women, so it was a big deal that she gave me boredom now.
If she hadn't bought the house out of the blue, I wouldn't have had to compromise to continue living here, and I wouldn't have had to change my habits and die of boredom on such a night.
I feel that it is her responsibility to help me solve these endless boredom, no matter how robber this logic seems to others, but I take it for granted, because boredom is so terrible in my cognitive world, it is completely caused by loneliness, if you live, who is not afraid of loneliness?
I came to the door of Mi Cai's room, and decided to break through the lonely cage in this not too late night, I knocked on the door, and said to Mi Cai, who didn't know what she was doing in the house, "Hey, are you free, come out and talk." â
"We don't have a common language." The sound of Mi Cai came from inside the house.
"Everyone speaks Chinese, why is there no common language? âŚâŚ Besides, I am a landlord, you are a tenant, and I live under the same roof, so in order to be able to live in harmony for a long time, it is necessary to communicate frequently. â
Mi Cai ignored me, and only a slightly embarrassed echo could be heard in the room.
I immediately changed my strategy, adopted the Huairou policy, knocked on her door again, and said, "Have you had dinner, or I'll cook some supper......"
Mi Cai didn't appreciate it, and interrupted me in annoyance: "Please do something meaningful." â
"Damn, I'm making you supper, you're still sarcastic that my life is meaningless, aren't you? Then I really don't want to bother, that's amazing! I'm playing with the spoon ......."
I sat back on the sofa like a negative heart, but I was unwilling, why did she bother to pay attention to my posture, I was poor, not very promising, but this does not mean that I am willing to use humility to fulfill her high profile, since I am alive I still care about self-esteem.
I actually found a spoon from the kitchen, put it on the coffee table, and flicked the handle with my fingers, and the spoon turned like a spinning top.
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Half an hour later, Mi Cai's door was opened, and she had already changed her clothes, and walked to the bathroom in her pullover white coral velvet pajamas, as if she was already planning to wash and rest.
I stared at her, but she didn't squint, walked to the coffee table and glanced at the spoon that was still turning, and then stopped to look at me, I looked at her with a blank face, and then I flicked the handle of the spoon with my fingers as if venting, and the spoon turned faster.
My boring actions finally made Mi Cai's face smile a little, but I couldn't tell if it was just funny or ridiculous.
"Laugh what a laugh! Didn't I just tell you that I was going to play with the spoon? I said as I turned the spoon faster.
Mi Cai nodded and said, "You really keep your word and make progress." Without further ado, he walked to the bathroom.
I slanted at Mi Cai's departing back, and stopped the turning spoon with a slap.
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After a while, Mi Cai walked out of the bathroom, at this time her hair had fallen out, and there were some accidental traces of water on the tips of her hair, although she had completely removed her makeup, her skin was still fair, and she could be broken by blowing, which showed her natural beauty, at least among the countless women I know, there is really no one who is still so beautiful after removing her makeup.
She continued to ignore my storage zĂ i and walked towards her room.
I cheekily shouted to her again, "...... You stop. â
"Do what?" Mi Cai not only spoke coldly, but also looked at me with a colder expression and asked.
I was a little weak and said, "I...... I'm bored, you can talk to me for a while! â
"Find someone as boring as you, I'm ready to rest."
As if I had received an amnesty, my voice was a little higher: "That's what you said, I'll go out and have fun now." â
"You can go out, but you have to take your luggage with you, and then there's no need to come back."
"I knew that you would pinch my weakness and make fun of me...... Seriously, I've been renting for more than 3 years, and I've seen everyone, but I've never seen you drag a tenant like this, can't you be polite to your landlord? "I was dissatisfied and forced the title of tenant on Mi Cai's body again.
Mi Cai sneered: "I've never seen such a cheeky person as you!" â
"If I hadn't been cheeky, I would have been sleeping on the streets a long time ago, and I was forced by you." I stared at Mi Cai, thinking of what had happened in the past few days, and I felt unhappy again.
"Aren't you a landlord? Who dares to force you! Mi Cai looked at me with a smile, but her words were full of sarcasm.
I fingered Mi Cai, my liver hurt from anger, and I said for a while: "You poisonous woman, I said that I am the landlord, but I want to find a fig leaf for myself?" Can you leave some dignity for you? After speaking, he sighed loudly: "The life of the poor is hard...... Yes! There is no happiness in life...... Yes! â
"People like you were a scoundrel in ancient times, and a scoundrel now!" Mi Cai glared at me, and after saying that, she didn't want to entangle me anymore, and turned around and walked to her room.
Looking at the door that was slammed shut, I snorted and said angrily: "The bourgeoisie is amazing, Comrade Xiaoping has said that the people of the Chinese will eventually move towards common prosperity, first let you people get rich in advance for a few years, and then in a few years, you will look at me ......."
After tossing in the living room for a while, I returned to my room, closed the door, lay on the bed, habitually lit a cigarette, and still recalled the situation just now with Mi Cai, although I didn't get anything cheap, but when I thought of Mi Cai's pretty face, I was angry and scolded me for being a scoundrel and a hooligan, and my heart was dark for a while, and I didn't seem to be so irritable, and after a while, I fell asleep in a daze, and finally didn't die in the torment of boredom!
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Maybe I went to bed early last night, I woke up at six o'clock in the morning, and I couldn't sleep anyway, I just stared at the ceiling in a daze, and unconsciously thought of Fang Yuan and Yan Yan's upcoming wedding, and my mood became anxious, I understand that this anxiety does not arise out of thin air, it is related to my upcoming meeting with Jian Wei, it is very bad! No matter how much I try to comfort myself, I can't seem to take it in stride......
Besides, I'm also curious, I've dedicated my youth to each other for many years, just like Janeway, and I'm anxious because I'm about to meet her, and she? Is it the same as me?
I don't have an answer, I can't use myself as a basis for judging Janeway, because sometimes women distinguish between men, sometimes Janeway is not equal to me, maybe three years later, she will be against me again, she only treats me as an ordinary friend, or even a stranger!
Genius is bright, I don't plan to sleep anymore under the constant anxiety, after getting up and washing up briefly, I am ready to make myself a breakfast, I opened the refrigerator and looked, a few days ago, there were a few salted eggs brought by the board father, cook a pot of porridge, buy a few fritters, it is a good breakfast match.
I went downstairs to the breakfast shop to buy some fritters, and went to the convenience store to buy a few bags of mustard, and when I came back, the water in the pot was already boiling, and I poured the rice into it, and then found a mop to clean the house.
A gust of cold wind suddenly blew in through the window at the balcony, and it turned out that Mi Cai and I had forgotten to close the window last night, no wonder it was colder than usual this morning.
At this time, the autumn was halfway over, and the temperature in the morning was very low, so I tucked my clothes and walked to the balcony and closed the window, and the first rays of sunlight in the morning also reflected through the glass, lazily swinging on the colored leaves and grass under the balcony, as if to tell me: this is a good morning.
In order to settle myself in this good morning, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, and gradually, my restless mind calmed down a little.
When I opened my eyes, I saw Mi Cai coming out of the room, she was still wearing pajamas, and her expression was still in the haze that she had just woken up.
I held the mop in my hand and greeted Mi Cai with a flirtatious smile: "Good morning, my female tenant!" â
Mi Cai seemed to be unwilling to bother with the tenant status I had imposed on her, pinned her messy sideburns behind her ears and asked me, "Have you always gotten up so early?" â
"Of course not, I got up so early today to make you breakfast." I panicked quietly.
"Really? But I'm going to sleep a little longer. â
"So what are you going to do now?" I looked at Mi Cai and asked knowingly, obviously going to the bathroom to pee when I got up at this time, but I was just curious about what the two indecent words "peeing" were coming out of the mouth of a beautiful woman like Mi Cai, or she was embarrassed to say it at all! âŚâŚ It doesn't matter if she's embarrassed, as long as she can have fun at the beginning of the day.
Mi Cai frowned and looked at me, but didn't speak, such a temperamental beauty really found it difficult to say the word "pee", I was proud, and I had to move inch by inch to block the door of the bathroom.
In the middle of the day, Mi Cai said to me, "You get out of the way." â
"Don't let it! âŚâŚ Do you understand etiquette? I asked you a question and you haven't answered it, and you made me so angry early in the morning! I raised my voice.
Mi Cai stood in place, her face slightly red, maybe she was angry with me, or she could be suffocated...... It's been saved all night, can you not hold it back!
My heart blossomed, as if Mi Cai's revenge for forcibly occupying this house with money had been avenged, and the villain said triumphantly: "Say, since you still plan to sleep, what are you going to do when you get up now?" â
"I'm getting up now because I'm going to use the bathroom, please get out of the way." Mi Cai's expression was already very unhappy as she spoke.
I was afraid that my joke would go too far, and I was even more afraid that Mi Cai would turn his face and let me move out, so I hurriedly leaned over and gave Mi Cai the space to go in, and suddenly understood that I didn't necessarily have to say peeing, and I could also express it implicitly when I used the bathroom, and this is the difference between a rough man and a beauty!
After Mi Cai came out of the bathroom, I once again sincerely invited her to have breakfast with her, but she seemed to be disgusted by my prank, ignored me and went straight into her room to continue sleeping, and as a result, I had a boring breakfast alone on this seemingly good morning, and then started the day that had been set like a machine.
Wait, I'm going to correct my statement, strictly speaking, I'm not like a machine, because lately I've always been anxious with people's feelings; Every time I think about it: Fang Yuan and Yan Yan's wedding date is approaching, I will be unable to avoid the instinctive anxiety when I meet Jian Wei...... At this time, I would rather be a loveless machine, because another day has passed, and I still don't know what kind of attitude to face the meeting between myself and Janeway after three years!
At this time, the morning sun, which happened to be just right, changed its angle and fell into the room, illuminating the black coat in the closet, and extinguishing my feelings, and Janeway's face became clearer and clearer......
Today's 4 o'clock is over, and many readers are concerned about when the YY party of this book will be held, and so on. Please also tell each other about the new book, and when everyone is back, let's hold a new book YY party.