Chapter 270 [The Monkey Is the Troublemaker?] 】
Han Shuo didn't answer this question directly, but answered step by step: "Actually, Wukong's discovery of the strangeness of this temple really didn't all rely on his fiery eyes. His fiery eyes are actually not as divine as those on TV, to be honest, the resolution is very low, I don't know how many low-level immortals like the land mountain gods have changed, he can't recognize them! His methods of identifying monsters are basically the methods used to estimate one, deceive, and intimidate. However, his complexion is basically accurate, and he rarely looks away, why?
Because it's too easy to look at the complexion! The gods live in high-rise public houses, and the monsters live in caves and slums. The treatment of the gods is relatively high, so the temperament is elegant, and the monster life is unsettled, so the thief has eyebrows and mouse eyes. The fairy costumes are neat and exquisite, and the monsters are dressed in rags. The demeanor of the immortals, deliberately trained, pays great attention to the image. The movements of the monsters are all evil ruffians pulling their hips and eating with their hands. The fairy frame is a brand-name spaceship, no noise and no pollution, the exhaust is an auspicious cloud, the monster breaks the numbness and flies in the sky, emitting a thick and black black miasma.
The fairy's house burns high-end incense, and he smells that he has money from afar, which is called auspicious clouds and mist, and the monster has no money, so he burns a ball of incense! The room is full of vegetable oil smoke and is pitch black, this is demonic!
Even I can see it, Sun Wukong, he can't see it?! Joke! ”
Netizens were immediately amused by Han Shuo's meager question.
"I'll go!"
"How did you become so unbearable when your eyes came to your mouth!"
"The fairy's house burns high-end incense, and he smells that he has money from afar, this is called Xiangyun Ruihao, the monster has no money, he burns a ball of incense! The room was full of vegetable oil smoke and pitch black, which was demonic. PoofAfter seeing this, I really laughed miserably! Teacher Han Shuo. Your mouth is too damaged! ”
"Drunk, drunk through and through!"
"I'm sleepless for you tonight!"
Han Shuo told the truth when he sent it here, and he laughed when he looked at it, but in order to unravel this secret, he couldn't laugh without scruples. After laughing a little, he immediately made a meager gesture again and continued the topic just now: "So, according to these means, Sun Wukong estimates that the identity of the owner of this mansion is extraordinary!" In this luxurious and majestic temple, which is no less than the Leiyin Treasure Temple, there should be a high-ranking cadre of the Buddhist sect living there! Don't bother him, rightly so.
Tang Seng is going to go. Take a closer look and see that it is "Leiyin Temple". Frightened, and then look closely, it is four words, it is "Little Leiyin Temple".
It is clearly written, this is the "Little Leiyin Temple", not the Great Leiyin Temple of the Buddha. The Little Lei Yin Temple is the Little Lei Yin Temple, and this is not a fake change.
At this time, someone in the mountain gate shouted: "Tang Seng." You came from the East to visit my Buddha, why are you still so lazy? Sanzang worshiped when he heard the words. Bajie also kowtowed, and Sha Seng also knelt down, but the Great Sage led the horse to pack his luggage. Blatantly do not worship.
Note that what people say is: you come from the East to meet "my Buddha", not "me". If it were Nyolai himself, he would not say that he would have visited "my Buddha". So. Up to this time, there has been no such thing as pretending to be a Buddha.
Why does Sun Wukong openly not worship? Because he knew that although there was a high-ranking cadre in this small Leiyin Temple, he was definitely not a Buddha. The second rank after the Buddha is the Buddha, you are the Buddha, and Lao Tzu is also a (preparative) Buddha now. Or is it nominated by Rulai personally, a level, you tell me to worship you? I worship you bird! I worship, I bah!
This is the real reason why Sun Wukong openly does not worship! ”
Netizens laughed again.
"I'll go!"
"Blow up the sky!"
"Big brother has such a personality!"
"I'm going to take it again for you tonight!"
Han Shuo didn't care about this, and continued to make a meager statement: "I only heard the lotus pedestal shouting loudly: "Then Sun Wukong, why don't you worship when you see Rulai?" "To be precise, the fake change and pretending to be the Buddha started at this time, and it was caused by Sun Wukong's blatant non-worship.
Sun Wukong looked at it carefully again and felt that this was impossible! Then he shouted, "You gang of evil beasts, you are very bold! How to pretend to rely on the name of the Buddha and corrupt the virtue of the Buddha! "The wheel stick hits. I only heard a clanging sound in mid-air, leaving a pair of golden cymbals behind, covering the walker's head and feet.
After Sun Wukong asked Twenty-eight Su to help him come out, he asked him: "What kind of monster are you, dare to pretend to be a Buddha, occupy the mountain, and set up a fake Xiaoleiyin Temple!" ”
The demon king said: "This monkey doesn't know my name, so he has come to offend Xianshan." This place is called Xiaoxitian, because of my practice, I have obtained positive results, and God has given me the treasure pavilion treasure. My name is Huangmei Old Buddha, people here don't know, but they call me Huangmei King, Huangmei Grandpa. I have always known for a long time that you are going west, and there are some means, so I set up an image to show my power to lure your master in and want to make a bet with you. If you can beat me, spare your master and apprentice, and let you and others achieve a positive result; If you can't, you will be beaten to death, and I will go to see you to learn from the scriptures, and you will be in China. ”
Later, Sun Wukong couldn't fight him, and Maitreya Buddha came and said: He is a yellow-eyed boy in front of me. So they took him away. ”
Sending it here, Han Shuo asked his own question: "I think the truth has come out, everyone must be able to guess seven or eight points." ”
Netizens replied.
"That's it!"
"A must!"
"This King of Yellow Eyebrows must be a pawn of Maitreya Buddha, just like the green bull spirit of Taishang Laojun."
"I don't want to know, I'm scared when I think about it, this Maitreya Buddha usually looks amiable, and he always has a kind smile on his face, but he didn't expect to be a ruthless character!"
Han Shuo saw that the netizens had guessed correctly, obviously entering his own rhythm, so he smiled and announced the real answer, "The truth is as follows:
1. He is not a monster at all, but an out-and-out Buddhist immortal. Because he has already obtained the positive fruit, the positive fruit can be clearly defined as a god or a monster.
2. He is the person of Maitreya Buddha, Maitreya Buddha is the Buddha from the East, that is, the deputy Buddha, also known as the future Buddha, that is, the next Buddha and successor of the Buddha sect. So Sun Wukong's guess was right. He is a senior cadre.
3. This place is Xianshan Xiaoxitian. It belongs to the sphere of influence of Maitreya Buddha.
4. "Heaven gave me the treasure pavilion treasure building", indicating that Xiaoleiyin Temple was given to Maitreya Buddha by the Jade Emperor of Heaven, so there is no such thing as fake change and impersonation.
People are not monsters, Sun Wukong must know, because from beginning to end he didn't dare to call people a monster or a goblin, at most he only said something like "what kind of monster are you".
The purpose and motive of the Huangmei boy is already very clear, not to eat Tang monk's meat, but to teach this Monkey King who has no one in his eyes a lesson! Therefore, this time the dispute was caused by Sun Wukong's arrogance and unreasonableness, and if he didn't take others seriously, he would have to repair him. ”
Netizens are hotly discussing this.
"I'll go!"
"This time the dispute was actually caused by the arrogance and rudeness of the senior brother?"
"It's worthy of Teacher Han Shuo, this idea is really wonderful!"
"I never imagined the ending series!" (To be continued......)