Preview: Tianji Satellite TV version of non-sincere do not disturb tonight at eight o'clock to log in to the comment area of the drug concubine of the confusing country, so stay tuned! (ps: I haven't finished writing yet, set up a military order to spur myself, and if you don't come out at eight o'clock, you will shoot me to death!) ）

[1] "Welcome to Tianji Satellite TV, Baili vinegar, really good vinegar, sour enough, enough flavor." Buy vinegar, choose a hundred miles of cards, remember oh, the ...... of the hundred miles brand Baili brand vinegar is not sincere, do not disturb, please host Meng Ruo. ”

Meng Ruo: "Hello everyone, this is Tianji Satellite TV, don't disturb if the vinegar is not sincere, I am the host Meng Ruo, welcome Teacher Mei Xiang Teacher Xiao A!" ”

A round of applause~

Meng Ruo: "Today's special event is the Bai Group, which is a large listed company in our province, and its annual output value accounts for 5 of the city's GDP, and the Bai Group has not only made great contributions to the city's economy, but also created tens of thousands of jobs for the city. The purpose of this special session is to solve the lifelong problem of single employees of the White Group. Moreover, there is also a heavyweight Bai Fumei today. ”

"Everyone, please take a look at the No. 1 female guest, whose surname is Qiu and her name is Ye Bai. She is the only blood relative of President Bai of the Bai Group. Although President Bai did not come today, President Bai sponsored all the men and women who successfully held hands today, and they will receive a round-the-world tour worth 500,000 yuan, including the South Pole, the North Pole and Mount Everest, the third pole in the world. ”

"The second position is a small bun with a beautiful sheep mask, but don't be surprised. This little bun is Miss Qiu's daughter, and she came to check Mommy today. ”

There was a male guest backstage - Baili Lingfeng, a little disappointed, Miss Qiu turned out to be married for the second time, but thinking that she could fight for 50 years less, she gritted her teeth and continued to memorize the prepared lines.

Meng Ruo: "After introducing today's female guest, let's invite the first male guest to appear." ”

The music sounded~

The first to play was Baili Lingfeng. Dressed in a suit, with a graceful demeanor, a smile that fascinates people, and when he appears, his smile blinds the eyes of a group of wolf girls. Don't forget to wave to the audience to show your charm.

Baili Lingfeng walked up to Meng Ruo and stood still, and introduced himself: "Hello to the twenty-two female guests on the stage, my name is Baili Lingfeng, which is the Baili of Baili vinegar, but my company does not make vinegar, my business makes soy sauce." Now the scale is still average, but I am working hard, I want to be the No. 1 soy sauce brand in Tianji. ”

Qiu Yebai glanced at Baili Lingfeng and looked at Baili Lingfeng who was pressing her heartbeat, touching the lights-out button with her left hand, and taking out her mobile phone with her right hand.

Meng Ruo saw that Baili Lingfeng had chosen the girl who was excited, and smiled slightly: "Okay, what is the first impression of the 22 female guests on Baili Lingfeng, please choose." ”

No. 1 Qiu Yebai observed from the moment he came on the field from Baili Lingfeng, and he had already observed the results he wanted, and pressed the lights out expressionlessly, and No. 2 Qiu Xiaobao gritted his teeth and then turned off the lights: "It's too coquettish, attracting bees and butterflies, and it is the life of soy sauce." "The No. 3 baby sister saw that Miss Qiu turned off the lights, and the lights went out instantly, the No. 4 little hairpin didn't even want to turn off the lights, the No. 5 petal petals went out, and the No. 6 Jiajia and the petals were good friends, and the lights were turned off...... On the 19th, Nannan, Nannan thought about it and felt that everyone had turned off the lights, so they also turned off the lights. No. 20 ink dyeing lights out. No. 21 Lily turned off the lights, and No. 22 Daxian used 2 one-yuan coins to spend 3 seconds divining a divination, and the big murderer turned off the lights.

The collective is all extinguished, and the music sounds~

Teacher Mei Xiang regretted: "The female guest on the stage, what's wrong, a young man who looks very good, and works hard, why are all the lights out, and he doesn't give anyone a chance at all." ”

Teacher A calm: "As soon as it comes up, it will be full of discharge, no matter on or off the stage, no wonder the female guests will turn off the lights, young man, remember, girls like infatuated men." ”

Meng Ruo regretted: "Young man, remember the words of Teacher A, you are welcome to come again next time." ”

Baili Lingfeng glanced at Autumn Leaf Bai fiercely, and was unwilling to go down. Akiba Bai called Officer Ada's face from an angle that others couldn't see: "Ada, the fraudster who sold fake and shoddy raw materials to the Bai Group 2 years ago was found, and at that time my employee Xiaolou found out and injured Xiaolou, well, I saw it today, and I was recording on Tianji Satellite TV, don't disturb, I should always be in the background later, you come on...... There is evidence, there was surveillance video at the time, and there was a scar on the place where the hair on his face was covered, which was the mark that Xiaolou poked with the tip of the Bai's special long-handled umbrella at that time, come and catch me first! Then he dialed Zhou Yu again, and lowered his voice gloomily: "Zhou Yu, find me a complaint stick, sue me to death, I want to kill that girl, read the file, what crime is heavier, it is better to punish several crimes together, you can't just do it according to the highest sentencing of the highest criminal case!" ”

The music sounded ~ a hundred miles of Lingfeng exited.

[2] Meng Ruo: "I sent off the first male guest, and I will invite the second male guest to appear." ”

The second one on the stage is a refreshing man with eyebrows like a light smoke, wearing a white shirt, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, looking at the No. 1 female guest with a pair of affectionate eyes, affectionate.

Autumn leaves gritted his teeth secretly: "Plum crisp!" "It's a super bad person.,A classmate when I was studying MBA in the United States.,Rub! was originally a gay man, it was nothing, but after seeing her in men's clothes once, he was suddenly straightened up, and he kept stalking her, and he had a deep background in the United States, so he couldn't pinch it to death, so he returned to China without finishing his MBA in the end.

This Mei Zishu took the microphone to Autumn Leaf White and began to introduce herself affectionately: "Hello everyone, my name is Mei Su, Mei of Meihua, Su of Awakening." I'm from Suzhou, a water town. I'm here today for the goddess of my heart......"

Meng Ruo was anxious: "Young man, you can't say that!" If the female guests on the stage don't think you're here for her, then you won't be able to pass the first impression. ”

Teacher A shouted: "It's okay, it's okay, young man, you boldly confess, girls like infatuated men, maybe the 22 female guests think that the male guests regard her as a goddess." ”

Teacher Mei Xiang: "Hey, young man, you are too bold, you can only look at the performance." It depends on whether you are directly completely extinguished or fully illuminated. ”

Meng Ruo was speechless, directly handed over the selector, and watched Mei Zisu choose: "What is the first impression of Mei Su by the 22 female guests on the stage, please choose." ”

No. 1 Autumn Leaf Bai's eyelids twitched from the beginning of Mei Zishu's appearance, and as soon as Meng Ruo finished speaking, the lights were turned out in seconds. No. 2 Qiu Xiaobaozi hesitated, looking at this person gentle and gentle, a little kind, but Mommy doesn't like it very much, what should I do if it is swollen? The female guests who started with the baby's sister on the 3rd all turned off the lights after Miss Qiu turned off the lights, rub, we all saw Mei Su's eyes, and looked at No. 1 stupidly. 5 seconds later, there was still Qiu Xiao Baozi hesitating, Qiu Ye Bai walked behind Xiao Baozi gloomily, pressed Xiao Baozi's paw, and turned off the light!

The music sounds~ It's a pity it's not you

Meng Ruo: "Ladies and gentlemen, you can't, there are 2 male guests in a row, not a single short film has been played, our location director Tanuki Meow and the editor will be very sad at the end of the year, please respect the fruits of other people's labor." ”

Turning to Mei Su and saying, "It's a pity......" Before Meng Ruo finished speaking, Mei Zishu took the microphone and shouted: "Ye Bai!" I'm here for you today, and I'm willing to be ......whipped hard by your little leather whip," I can't hear it anymore, for fear of being accidentally injured by the river crab and the director will cut off the microphone amplification function.

Mei Zishu refused to get off the stage, and Autumn Leaf Bai waved his hand to the audience: "Rose, this man has rewarded you, drag it down!" ”

Rose was awkward: "Xiaobai, this man has a crush on you!" You're my garbage dump! ”

Autumn leaves smiled evilly: "Rose, this man likes to play the M in SM, you heard it, you and Nana or Zijin will be obedient if you whip it wildly!" If you don't obey and go to the Green Bamboo Nightclub, Mama will work! ”

Rose quickly rushed towards Mei Su: "Then I'll try it first!" This man has the potential to be a little sufferer at first glance! ”

Messu didn't react, and was dragged away by Rose's gagged mouth.

The music sounded ~ The director was very happy that he didn't have to call the security guard in person.

Meng Ruo was silent for 10 seconds and teased: "I can see that the rest of the female guests who turn off the lights will turn off the lights when Miss Qiu turns off the lights, but is it the other way around, shouldn't you turn off the lights when Miss Qiu turns on the lights?" Miss Qiu's fancy person, will you rob it! ”

Meng Ruo continued: "Next, I would like to invite a third male guest to appear. ”

The music sounded~

The third lad came out, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, who looked honest. walked up to Meng Ruo and smirked. Meng Ruo squeezed his eyes at him: "Huh? Don't you say anything as soon as this male guest comes on the stage? ”

The young man continued to laugh: "What are you talking about? ”

Meng Ruo wiped his sweat on his forehead: "This male guest, first introduce yourself, and then choose a girl who likes you." ”

Young man: "Uh. My name is Bai Yunqi. I'm 25 years old, I'm nineteen at home, and you can call me nineteen......"

Meng Ruo: "Young man, you are so shy and shy, I really wipe your sweat for you, please choose a girl who likes you." ”

Bai Yunqi chose the 19th. Meng Ruo smiled when he saw it, and then said, "What is the first impression of the 22 female guests on Baiyun, please choose." ”

Autumn leaves white think this young man is very honest and good, take a look first, and leave the light for the first time. The No. 2 bun also left the light, and the female guests from No. 3 to No. 22 all left the light, and the audience applauded~

Meng Ruo was happy: "Young man, on behalf of the location director Tanuki Meow and the editor, thank you, you can finally play a short film, everyone, please look at the big screen." ”

Big screen: Bai Yunqi stands in front of a building and introduces himself: Hello everyone, my name is Bai Yunqi. I'm 25 years old, I'm nineteen in the family, and everyone can call me nineteen. …… Then all kinds of life shots, with a sentence, measuring height, weight introduction, table meal with food hobby introduction (but the young man actually cooks by himself)......

The 22 female guests sweated profusely, how sincere is this. Miss Qiu gave the other 20 adult female guests a look that any of you want me not to waste my time? The female guests turned off the lights in a playful manner, and in the end, Nannan was left.

Nannan smiled: "I think he's so good!" I want it. ”

Bai Nineteen was stunned: "Huh." My name is Bai Yunqi. I'm 25 years old, I'm nineteen in the family, you can call me nineteen......"

Meng Ruo: "Nannan, you can introduce yourself." Let the male guests have an understanding. ”

Nannan: "Hello nineteen, my name is Nannan, Nannan, Nannan, I'm 23 years old this year, I think you're very good." Ah, by the way, my family and Miss Qiu are in a villa area......"

Bai Nineteen nodded to Meng Ruo at this moment (Bai Nineteen: In case the boss is unsuccessful in pursuing Miss Qiu today, I will lurk in Miss Qiu's villa area to protect Miss Qiu).

Meng Ruo was very happy: "The male guest asks you to step forward and hold the hand of the female guest, and you will get 100 thyme vinegar, really good vinegar, sour enough, and flavorful enough." To buy vinegar, choose a trip around the world worth 500,000 provided by Baili brand, congratulations to the male and female guests! ”

Meng Ruo: "Finally holding hands and successfully pairing, this efficiency is really fast!" Fortunately, there are a few more male guests prepared today, or you can finish the show in 2 hours in 1 hour, what are we doing on Tianji Satellite TV? ”

Music plays

[3] Tangtang substituted for the No. 19 female guest position.

Meng Ruo: "Okay, let's invite the fourth male guest to appear." ”

When the male guests came out, they were all silent immediately, and their faces were stunned. 1 second, secretly thinking: "If I hadn't seen Ah Chu and Ah Ze before, I really couldn't help but do it." ”

The male guest babbled to introduce himself: "Hello everyone, my name is handsome guy, handsome guy's handsome, handsome guy's brother." I'm 29 years old, almost 30 years old, because I'm so handsome, no girl wants to be my girlfriend, they all say I'm too handsome to feel safe with me. And my handsome has been since kindergarten, saying that when I was in kindergarten, I went to school for one day and caused onlookers, I was so scared, and then on the first day of elementary school, I was watched again......"

Autumn leaves and white suddenly had a dish on his face, this guy feels too good about himself, and threw a look at the other 20 adult female guests who of you wants me not to waste time on rotten oranges?

Meng Ruo couldn't stand the chatter of the handsome guy: "Okay, handsome guy, please choose the girl you like, what is the first impression of the 22 female guests on the handsome guy, please choose!" ”

The lights in the audience began to go out one by one rhythmically, leaving only the No. 5 petal without going out.

Teacher Mei Xiang: "This handsome guy, it's not wrong to be handsome, it's wrong to learn Tang Seng." ”

The only female guest No. 5 Petal roared: "Handsome guy, come to my bowl!" ”

Meng Ruo wiped his sweat: "Mr. handsome guy, now you have only one choice, if the male guest agrees to hold hands, please step forward and hold the hands of the female guests directly, and if you succeed in holding hands, you will get 100 thyme vinegar, really good vinegar, sour enough, and flavorful enough." To buy vinegar, choose a trip around the world worth 500,000 provided by Baili brand. Hey, I don't need to show short films again, I'm already numb! (The location director Tanuki Meow and the editor Sui Sui wept silently behind the scenes, and the fruits of their labor were scrapped.) ）

Handsome guy: "Although I don't have a choice, I still have to say, this female guest, your height and weight, who is at home, your workplace, the kindergarten you have attended, the ...... of elementary and junior high school" The sound behind the speaker is silent, and the director has cut off the amplification function and is looking for a fly swatter.

Meng Ruo: "Male guest, do you want to be involved!" ”

Handsome guy: "I want to lead, I didn't say I won't take you, how can I say I won't take it, I said that if I lead, I will definitely lead, no, I will not take you if I ask me not to hold it, I won't take it¥,......&"

Meng Ruodi: "Female guest No. 5 hurry up and take this demon away!" Do you know that you are wearing a leopard print skirt, black stockings, and a golden headband today, which is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, specially to collect this demon! ”

Petal stepped forward and dragged the handsome guy: "Handsome guy, talk slowly when we travel around the world, and I will teach you how to say it concisely!" ”

The music sounded ~ the whole world was quiet.

Meng Ruo was weak: "Advertisements will be inserted below, and I will come right away after a short rest." ”

Advertisement: Thyme vinegar, really good vinegar, sour enough, enough flavor. Buy vinegar, choose a hundred miles of cards, remember oh, the ...... of the hundred miles brand

After the advertisement, Meng Ruo was in good spirits: "Okay, let's invite the fifth male guest to appear." ”

When the male guests came out, they were all silent again, Yue Luo shirts greeted the spring breeze, and the jade carved unicorn belt was red, and he was a male guest wearing Hanfu. Not handsome, but with excellent temperament.

The male guest Wen Ran introduced himself: "Hello everyone, my name is String Unprovoked, Jinse Unprovoked Fifty Strings, One String and One Pillar Si Hua Nian, which is the origin of my name." If you are not honest, do not disturb the Bai's Group special I have been paying attention to it for a long time, I am here alone, and I only have one short film, please give me a chance to confess! "Bow ~

Teacher Mei Xiang praised: "Another infatuated young man." But you have a good attitude, young man, and I wish you success! ”

The 22 female guests were moved......

Short film: Meet the people you meet among thousands of people, in the endless wilderness of time, there is no earlier step, no later step, in the rain alley of the south of the Yangtze River, among the pink walls and tiles, I met you, since then, my life has color, just like the poems and songs in black and white suddenly became one picture after another, I know that the 25 years of my life in front of me are my own, and all my life after 25 years belongs to you...... Baby, I love you.

Autumn leaves turned their heads silently: "Baby, my baby sister, I am finally relieved, I know this person, their family is very well educated." I know you're going to be happy! ”

The baby looked at Autumn Leaf Bai silently: "Sister Bai ......" (Sister Bai, what I like is you!) ）

Meng Ruo pushed a string for no reason: "Hurry up and take the hot iron!" ”

The string walked in front of the baby for no reason and took out a pair of white bone pendants, which were inlaid with a red acacia bean: "Jiangnan is unforgettable, and the bone acacia soup soup (soup word Nianshang)." ”

Autumn leaves white with encouraging eyes to look at the baby, the baby silently retracted to look at autumn leaves, took over the bitter lovesickness, the string was very happy to hold hands with the baby for no reason.

The music sounded ~ it was Liang Zhu ~

Meng Ruo roared: "Director, I'm going to marry you today, Liang Zhusha scenery!" ”

Meng Ruo roared and muttered: "As soon as I was excited, they went down without saying the advertising words, will they deduct my salary?" ”

The music is playing~ Today I am going to marry you

5] Meng Ruo: "Next, I would like to invite the sixth male guest to appear, and the sixth is an employee of the thyme vinegar brand." ”

The music sounded~

The sixth male guest walked out, with a standard white shirt and a black suit, with a handsome face and a smile on his face, and introduced himself: "Hello everyone, my name is Shuangbai, and I am 28 years old this year. Occupation, Director of General Affairs of Baili Group. Today I am here hoping to find the other half of my life and join hands for the rest of my life. ”

"Ahh ~"The No. 4 little hairpin screamed loudly, and the excitement of his facial expression could not be expressed in words (the backstage director was stunned by the scream of the little hairpin, and his eyes were black). The excitement of the little hairpin was inexplicable.

Meng Ruo was about to tease the No. 4 female guest, when suddenly there was a loud sound in the venue, "Boom~" Suddenly everyone at the scene felt that the sky was dark and crumbling~ Meng Ruo and Shuangbai supported each other, so they didn't fall.

"Don't think that Lao Tzu's surname is silent and quiet, from now on, all the people who are in front of the microphone, give me some peace, otherwise I will let you go out peacefully sideways!" The director's angry voice echoed in the venue~

The little hairpin girl seems to have a strong mental support, and she is the first person to come back to her senses, running to the side, running out of half a meter and going back to hold on to her lamp, and extinguishing the light in the hand of No. 5 Sugar Candy next to her in seconds, and then No. 6 Jiajia resisted, but only survived 0 under the explosion of tens of millions of force value of the little hairpin. In 9 seconds, No. 7 Miaomiao and No. 8 Ruirui saw Jiajia being trampled and trembled, and took the initiative to turn off the light...... No. 20 ink dye protected the lamp with his hand, and the little hairpin scratched the ink dye's waist, and the ink dye let go of the lamp and was pressed off by the little hairpin. The little hairpin ran past all the female guests at the speed of light, extinguished everyone's lights, and then ran to Meng Ruo and Shuangbai, who were still in a daze.

The little hairpin ran to Meng Ruo, paused, and immediately kicked Meng Ruo's host away, holding Shuangbai, who was still shaking, and said shyly: "Lord Shuangbai, I admire you so much~ Everyone else has no vision to extinguish your lights, but my lights will always be kept for you." ”

Shuangbai: "......"

Meng Ruo: "......"

Teacher Mei Xiang: "......"

Teacher A: "......"

No. 6 Jiajia was sad and angry on the ground and chanted: "Scar, you are loyal and filial piety and etiquette, loyal and filial piety and etiquette are ......"

Meng Ruo climbed the stairs with difficulty: "This male guest, there is only one light left on the field now, may I ask what your decision is." If you step forward to hold the hand of the female guest, you will get thyme vinegar, which is really good vinegar, sour and refreshing, and flavorful. Buy vinegar, choose the Baili brand to provide a trip around the world worth 500,000, if you don't hold hands, please pay tribute to the whole audience and leave! ”

Shuangbai hesitated: "This ...... Can you introduce yourself, this female guest? ”

The little hairpin is fast: "My name is hairpin, Moji, 22 years old this year, height 160, weight 120, I work in the Bai Group, I am Miss Qiu's work secretary and life secretary, and I currently live with Miss Qiu......"

Shuangbai's ears pricked up when he heard that Xiao Haizi and Miss Qiu lived together, his eyes swept over the light, and he didn't listen to it at all, secretly thinking, if the boss can't catch Miss Qiu's heart when he appears, I can go undercover.

Shuangbai waited for the little hairpin to finish speaking, and "readily" agreed, thinking that he would sacrifice so much to get the boss to raise his salary.

Meng Ruo congratulated: "The male guests please step forward to hold the hands of the female guests, and you will get thyme vinegar, which is really good vinegar, sour and refreshing enough, and tasteful enough." To buy vinegar, choose a trip around the world worth 500,000 provided by Baili brand, congratulations to the male and female guests! ”

Shuangbai stepped forward to hold the little hairpin's hand, and the little hairpin was so happy that his head was full of "heart".

Teacher Mei Xiang commented: "This girl ...... The expression is a bit violent, but the effect is fantastic! The male guests are also very good, meeting is fate, give each other a chance, maybe the other party is the other half of your life. ”

Teacher A continued to be calm: "It's not violent, it's not violent at all, it's just a little direct." But often the direct method works best, men and women should be direct when they should express directly, sometimes maybe you are only a small step away from staying together for a lifetime, love, you need to be brave! ”

The music sounded~ I met you as my fate

Meng Ruo: "Thank you Teacher Mei Xiang and Teacher A for your comments, love requires a brave heart...... Now I would like to invite the seventh and last male guest of the day to appear. Hey, I hope this male guest can fill three short films. ”

The music sounded ~ hey hey hey consummate ~ To be continued~ Please look forward to next Saturday night Tianji Satellite TV version of the non-sincere do not disturb, the final scene of the Bai Group's special session!