Chapter 026: What a Woman Is Really Stupid

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The two holy decrees, one after the other, entered the prison of the officials.

The first holy decree was to punish Lin Wan'er for being lawless, insulting scholars in Jinan Mansion, beating Prime Minister Keqing on the street, and being sentenced to three days in prison.

The second holy decree is to praise Lin Wan'er for being compassionate, talented but not arrogant, scattering wealth and being kind-hearted, keeping the people of the world in mind, helping Shanxi refugees in Jinan Mansion, and rewarding Wanshou to eat in the palace.

One penalty and one reward, justified and well-founded, there is always a sense of absurdity and weirdness in the eyes of onlookers, and there is a hint of joy.

After Fan Zhengfang heard the two holy decrees issued one after another, the first sentence was: "What kind of holy decree is this", and immediately silenced after speaking, for fear that the wall would have ears, and listen to his own rebellious words, openly and secretly. Fan Zhengfang has been an official for many years, and has never seen such a thing, thinking a few times in his heart, the holy decree cannot be disobeyed, Lin Wan'er must pay tribute, order people to eat and drink well and send them to the prison, and I can't wait to invite the famous opera troupe in the capital to the prison to sing a few songs to Lin Wan'er.

Pan Renmei sent someone to ask about Lin Wan'er's situation, Fan Zhengfang thought about it, Pan Gongzi and Lin Wan'er had a holiday, but they had been behind the scenes, and it was unlikely that they would come to the prison in person, so they asked someone to reply: "I didn't go to the big punishment, but I definitely didn't make Lin Wan'er feel better." ”

Lin Wan'er sat in prison and looked at the two holy decrees, holding her chin with one hand, and thought in her heart: "What kind of holy decree is this, it is better to come to a holy decree and say that it is a combination of merits and demerits, no punishment and no reward, roll up a roll by yourself, and go back to Lanzhou directly." and happy to be clean and comfortable. ”

Lin Wan'er stood up bored, and suddenly remembered an interesting incident before she crossed over, there were two men who were very important to her in her previous life, one was him, and the other was Gu Zhe, who grew up together in an orphanage since childhood, Gu Zhe had never seen her parents since she was a child, and she had always treated Lin Wan'er as her own sister. Later, the two went to high school together. Gu Zhe's head is very smart, and he is invincible in science, and the invincible here is a 100% in mathematics, physics and chemistry. He couldn't wait to get 110 points, and he could hand in the paper half an hour early, which was an interesting thing in high school at that time, and parents often asked Gu Zhe to be a tutor at home. The cost is very considerable, so in high school, Lin Wan'er and Gu Zhe can take care of their own living expenses. Gu Zhe's temperament is also flamboyant. The sky is not afraid of the earth, but she is afraid that Lin Wan'er will be angry, at this point, Lin Wan'er thought of Zhao Gan for no reason.

Once. Lin Wan'er had a holiday with others, and there was some pushing and shoving on the playground, but Gu Zhe was still in class. When I heard this, I didn't say a word. Ignoring the teacher's punishment and the dissuasion of his classmates, he picked up a sharpened pencil, rushed to the playground, and stabbed the other party a few times, each pencil was deep and bone-piercing, and Lin Wan'er couldn't stop it at that time. The other party is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and after school, he recruited someone and beat Gu Zhe hard. This incident was very bad, which made the bald old principal who "governed the school strictly" at that time very annoyed, and when the school assembly was held, two teams of students were called to the podium, with the outstanding students standing on the right and the bad students standing on the right. Gu Zhe stood in the middle with a pig's head on his head, smirking at Lin Wan'er in the audience.

The bald principal praised the good development momentum of the school with a smile on his face, thanked the teachers and students for their unity, and then invited the student representatives to speak, and especially asked the student representatives to talk about the special prize speech in the North China Division of the "National High School Student Electronic Design Competition". So, Gu Zhe stood on the podium with a pig's head on his head and gave a lot of acceptance speeches.

The bald headmaster criticized the dark side of the school with a stern face, especially the bad students who did not want to make progress, and asked the bad student representatives to read the confession in public. So, Gu Zhe once again stood on the podium and made a comprehensive self-analysis.

At this time, an extremely interesting thing was a joke in that high school at that time, Gu Zhe also became the dream lover of many girls, and also became the object of pursuit in the hearts of many young boys.

Just like Lin Wan'er's experience today, first the holy decree of punishment, and then the holy decree of commendation, it is really interesting and fun.

Lin Wan'er thought of Gu Zhe, and suddenly felt a little sad and annoyed, she had lived with this guy since she was a child, and when she grew up, she seemed to ignore his existence, even when Lin Wan'er decided to leave that world, she didn't think of him in her mind, and naturally she didn't remember to say hello, thinking that he should be sad. Thinking that someone would be sad because of her departure, Lin Wan'er felt a little comforted.

"Lin Wan'er, Lin Wan'er, what's wrong with you?" Yang Erxi, who was next door, was stunned when she saw Lin Wan'er holding the two holy gates, and reminded her a few words.

Lin Wan'er came back to her senses from her memories in a daze, and said, "It's okay." He put aside the scroll of the holy decree at will, felt uneasy and carefully placed it, and asked: "Erxi, if I put the holy decree like this, I will not be falsely accused by others of being disrespectful to the holy decree, right?" ”

Yang Erxi scratched his head, where would he know about these etiquette things: "I don't know, but it's better to keep it well, don't let the rats bite anything." ”

Lin Wan'er was most afraid of mice, her eyes looked left and right, and she found that she was safe, so she felt a little relieved, and then said with some annoyance: "I forgot to bring Wu Meiniang, this foodie has become more and more rich recently, even those kittens don't care, just eat and drink by yourself, don't count on her to catch mice." ”

In the next few days, Lin Wan'er, Yang Erxi and Li Ke have been playing the game of scissors and baggage hammers, if Li Ke wins, nothing will happen, if Lin Wan'er wins, hit Li Ke twice, Yang Erxi won, beat Li Ke. Li Ke has been highly nervous in the past few days, and he has always wondered what will happen to Lin Wan'er and Yang Erxi, and he has not been so serious about studying in the cold window for ten years.

Three days later, Lin Wan'er was released from prison, the weather was gloomy and cold, and the Lin family came, Lin Wan'er put on the coat prepared by Chen Xiaoxiao, looked up at the gray sky, and said: "I thought I could bask in the sun when I came out, but I didn't expect it to be a cloudy day, it's really unlucky." After finishing speaking, he entered the carriage and saw that Chen Xiaoxiao had not spoken, and asked, "Sister, what's wrong?" ”

Chen Xiaoxiao's eyes were a little red, and she said in a choked voice: "Sister Wan'er, it's all my fault." let Sister Wan'er suffer from prison. ”

Lin Wan'er grabbed Chen Xiaoxiao's little hand and said with some emotion: "Xiaoxiao, what I'm afraid of is not going to prison, what I'm afraid of is that you are soft-hearted, and you don't want to let go of the friendship you had back then, so that Li Ke took advantage of the loophole again." People like Li Ke must have thought of a lot of prevaricating words to prevaricate you, and every sentence is very reasonable. What I'm afraid of is that you've listened to these words. So that day, without waiting for him to speak, he hit him. Women, it doesn't matter if you are stupid once in your life, you are so stupid that you will be stupid all your life. I plunged into the emotional cage, I couldn't stretch my legs and feet, I couldn't cry when I was bitter or painful, but I didn't realize it. There is nothing wrong with people going to high places. Then Li Ke abandoned you back then, and you can't be sure that he was wrong. But from your point of view, he always owes something, and this kind of person who has no morality and feels good about himself can't ask for it. ”

Chen Xiaoxiao nodded. Lifting the curtain, I saw Li Ke, who had just limped, walking out of the prison, a little lonely between the cold world and the world. Chen Xiaoxiao felt that the person was even stranger, and felt that Li Ke was a little pitiful. But there will be no mercy on him

Chen Xiaoxiao shed the last teardrop, and Dabao wiped Chen Xiaoxiao's tears with his sleeve. It looks very serious.

Lin Wan'er asked again: "Why didn't Li Mubai come, how is he doing?" ”

Chen Xiaoxiao remembered the sword master who was a little natural, and said with a smile: "Li Gongzi is okay, recently said that if you want to go to the Xiongnu grassland, take a look at the scene of thousands of horses galloping, and see if it can be beneficial to swordsmanship." By the way, this Li Gongzi broke into the prison alone for Sister Wan'er, but he is really a hero! Chen Xiaoxiao's eyes were full of little stars.

Lin Wan'er couldn't help but laugh dumbly, looking at Chen Xiaoxiao's look, not only shook her head, what kind of hero is this, and Zhao Gan, who made catapults to escape from the palace, is the same thing.

On the other side of the carriage, Yang Erxi was crying about how much he had suffered and how many sins he had suffered in the prison, the purpose was to win Qingzhu Niang's sympathy, but Qingzhu Niang's eyes were so vicious, and she could see at a glance that this guy had not suffered much at all: "Since Erxi has suffered so many crimes, why didn't I see that you were thin, but a little fat?" ”

Yang Erxi knew that he ate and drank well in prison, and he was not sure whether he was fat, so he touched his face and asked, "Is there one?" ”

The group returned to the inn, Lin Wan'er shrunk her neck and returned to the room, before she could warm up, Baoyu and Yubao entered the room, one on the left and one on the left, hugged Lin Wan'er, and the eldest sister shouted a few words.

Lin Wan'er stretched out her cold little hand, inserted it into Baoyu and Yubao's necks, and said, "Give the eldest sister warmth, I'm freezing to death." ”

Baoyu and Yubao were also trembling by Lin Wan'er's hands, but neither of them moved. Lin Hanlin and Lin Qianyi saw that the eldest sister came back safely, and both of them exhaled a long breath, as long as the eldest sister was fine, the two of them said to Lin Wan'er and went back to Hanlin Academy on duty.

Qingzhu Niang prepared a bucket of hot water for Lin Wan'er, and Lin Wan'er took a hot bath happily.

Lin Wan'er faced the window and lay on her back in the bucket, and the room was full of water vapor. Lin Wan'er was satisfied, but there were some strange thoughts in her heart, as if the window in front of her would be opened from the outside in the next moment, and then a person jumped out and screamed by herself, the person turned his head, it turned out to be Zhao Gan, Zhao Qian came forward violently to cover his mouth, and then ...... Lin Wan'er was taken aback by her own thoughts, and opened her eyes suddenly. Wiping the water on her face, Lin Wan'er exhaled a long breath, it turned out to be a dream, fortunately it was a dream.

Lin Wan'er took a closer look at the window in front of her, closed it well, but she was in no mood to take a bath anymore, got dressed, and then ran down the inn with wet hair, and asked Qingzhu Niang, "Sister Qingzhu, what do you eat at noon?" ”

Qingzhu Niang saw Lin Wan'er's wet hair, and hurriedly picked up a towel baked by the kettle and wrapped it around Lin Wan'er's head: "It's cold, you are so easy to get cold." At noon, the banquet has been booked, which can be regarded as a pick-up for you. In addition, the house in the capital has also been bought, and it will be able to move there at a later date. ”

Lin Wan'er tightened the towel on her head again, feeling that the towel on her head was high, which was very fun, and shook her head from side to side, she was happy to herself, and said, "Don't be so troublesome, it's better to eat hot pot at noon." ”

"Okay, I haven't eaten hot pot in a long time. You're waiting here for me to go out and buy some spirits, hot pot and spirits are the most appetizing. After speaking, the person went out of the inn, and when he left, he did not forget to instruct: "Don't go out, your body is warm after taking a bath, but it is also easy to get sick." (To be continued)