Volume III Chapter 1434 Fart

readx; "He didn't say anything, when he came over just now, I found that he had a wound on his face, I asked him what was going on, he said he accidentally bumped into it, do you think this is possible?" Li Sijing said angrily. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "Chen Yu's face was not injured just now, and when he came back from the toilet, it looked like this, Yu Fan, don't you mess around with that identity, okay?" ”

"You don't believe me?" Long Yufan was also angry, he didn't expect Li Sijing to believe Chen Yu, and he was so close to Li Sijing, Li Sijing didn't believe him, could he not be angry?

Li Sijing stood up and said, "Forget it, I'm in a bad mood, I'll go back first." ”

"Sijing, don't you go, aren't we together today?" Long Yufan asked.

"Didn't I just say that? I'm in a bad mood, let's do it another day! Li Sijing said as she walked outside.

Now Long Yufan is also angry, Li Sijing doesn't believe his words, and he doesn't want to coax Li Sijing anymore. In fact, how did Long Yufan know, just now Chen Yu deliberately said that Long Yufan did not beat him, but made Li Sijing believe it. If Chen Yu said in front of Li Sijing that it was Long Yufan who beat him, Li Sijing would seriously consider the problem. And Chen Yu repeatedly showed weakness, making Li Sijing feel that Chen Yu was a good person, and Long Yufan should not be like that.

Chen Yu, who was over there, saw Li Sijing leave alone, with a grim smile on his face. "Hehe, when it comes to scheming, they're still a little worse than me." Chen Yu said with a smile.

"Secretary Chen, that Li Sijing quarreled with the surnamed Long and left, hehehe," the deputy mayor said happily. He also learned Long Yufan's name just now, and he was going to ask a friend from the Provincial Police Department to help check Long Yufan's origin.

"Well, don't talk about him," Chen Yu said happily. "It's a little stuffy for a few of us men to drink here!"

The deputy mayor immediately said to the boss next to him: "Boss, invite a few beautiful women to come over and drink with us and buy them money clocks." "The so-called full clock is to buy all the hours of the beauties today, and it is okay for them to let the beauties sleep with them." "Okay, I'll go now." The boss hurriedly stood up and walked to the counter.

Chen Yu stood up and said, "Deputy Mayor, let's go sit in the box!" ”

"Okay, it's too noisy here, let's go sit there!" The deputy mayor nodded knowingly, he knew what Chen Yu meant, drinking with beautiful women in the hall would be seen by others. But it's different in the box, even if they move their hands and feet inside, even xx00, no one can see it.

When Long Yufan saw that Chen Yu and the others were about to enter the box, he also stood up and walked over to Chen Yu. Chen Yu couldn't help but get nervous when he saw Long Yufan's murderous gaze, he was afraid that Long Yufan would really make a move on him. He deliberately hit it just now, he wanted to make Li Sijing think that it was Long Yufan's doing. In this way, Li Sijing will think that Long Yufan is not a good person, he has studied Li Sijing's character, she is a woman who is very sympathetic to the weak, if he shows weakness again and again, Li Sijing will be on his side. But Chen Yu didn't know that if it weren't for Li Sijing's troubles due to the pressure at home during this time, he would not be angry at Long Yufan.

Chen Yu looked at the security guard over there, he didn't care anymore. If Long Yufan dares to touch him now, then he will let Long Yufan walk around without eating. In addition, Li Sijing will hear about this matter again, and Long Yufan will continue to beat himself. The deputy mayor saw Long Yufan's unkind gaze, and he hurriedly stood in front of Chen Yu. As a subordinate, you still have to stand up when it's time to stand up. "What are you going to do?" The deputy mayor asked.

"Didn't do anything? I just want to say a few words to Chen Yu, what are you doing standing in front of you, a lackey? Long Yufan looked at the deputy mayor coldly.

The deputy mayor's face immediately changed, he was a figure calling for wind and rain in the city, when was he scolded by others as a lackey? If it was in his city, he would immediately call the police to come and kill this Long Yufan. "You'll regret it." The deputy mayor stared at Long Yufan fiercely like a poisonous snake.

"Hehe, whatever, anyway, I have a lot of regrets now, and I don't care about one more." Long Yufan said with a smile. The deputy mayor wanted to say something, but Chen Yu pulled him, and he had to step aside. Chen Yuzheng was thinking that Long Yufan would hit him, how could he let the deputy mayor stand in his way?

"Long Yufan, don't think that you are amazing, if you dare to touch me, you will die an ugly death." Chen Yuji will be Long Yufan. Just now he also saw that Long Yufan was a person who was easily excited, so he wanted Long Yufan to beat him.

Long Yufan raised his hand and slapped it towards Chen Yu, Chen Yu was secretly happy in his heart, as long as Long Yufan hit him, he immediately called the security guard, and then asked the police to detain Long Yufan. No matter what background Long Yufan has, it is not okay to beat people. And he still has a relationship, he can definitely kill Long Yufan.

Long Yufan's big hand did not hit Chen Yu, but slapped Chen Yu's shoulder twice, and then said with a smile: "Secretary Chen Yu, you are very young, is it the main hall?" ”

"I'm the main hall." Chen Yu said proudly. He wondered why Long Yufan didn't beat him? It would be fine if Long Yufan beat him.

"Hehe, that's a big leader, you have to pay attention to it in the future, don't have anything happen to you or something, otherwise you won't be an official." Long Yufan walked over there as he spoke, and when he passed by Chen Yu's side, he seemed to inadvertently pat Chen Yu's back.

Chen Yu immediately turned around and said angrily: "Long Yufan, what are you going to do?" ”

"Secretary Chen, should I call the security guard?" The deputy mayor also sensed something, and he wanted to call the security guard.

"What for? I don't even know what you're talking about," Long Yufan stared at Chen Yu, "Chen Yu, you want to play with things, right?" Alright, I'll play with you. After speaking, Long Yufan walked outside. Tian Ye's card can be consumed first and settled together a month later, so there is no need for him to pay now.

"Secretary Chen, do you want me to ask someone to kill him now?" The deputy mayor said angrily.

Chen Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, ask someone to check his bottom first." "Chen Yu's ability to become the secretary of the provincial Youth League Committee is not in vain, Long Yufan is Li Sijing's boyfriend, and he is definitely not a general, if he doesn't find out Long Yufan's details and does it, they will be the ones who will suffer." He didn't hit me just now, so it was useless to call the police. Regardless of him, let's go play first, and it's not too late to play in a few days. Chen Yu knows everything about the entire cadres above the deputy department level in Hanxi Province, and there is no one surnamed Long, so he is not worried, he estimates that Long Yufan is in business and has a little money. What about being rich? Now no matter how much money you have, as long as the official wants to pinch you to death, you will have to die.

The deputy mayor nodded and said: "Yes, yes, Secretary Chen is right, let's go to the box, the boss has already arranged it, I heard that there is a new one today, it is very beautiful and clean." ”

Chen Yu was excited when he heard it, beautiful pure girl, which man doesn't want to? Damn, don't care about Li Sijing for now, it's best if you can stiffen the relationship between Long Yufan and Li Sijing, he has to have a good time playing with beauties tonight. So, Chen Yu and the others walked to the box upstairs.

When he arrived in the box, Chen Yu saw several beauties sitting there quietly, and couldn't help nodding secretly. The high-end club is the high-end club, and the ladies in it are all women from good families, no wonder people ask for such a high price, and people don't often come out to sell. "You went over to accompany our boss." The boss pushed the innocent beauty, but she was a pure woman, so the boss left her to Chen Yu.

"What's your name?" Chen Yu looked at this beauty happily.

"My name is Jingjing." The beauty replied in a whisper. She was still afraid that she would give the first time to a man who didn't dare to compliment, but now that she saw that Chen Yu looked like he was in his thirties, she was secretly happy in her heart. She knows that this kind of person is a boss on the surface, but he may be a leader. And the chubby man over there was like a boss, and as soon as he paid the nouveau riche, he began to pull out a large pile of money from his bag, and each of them gave them a little tip first, telling them to behave well, and then they would continue to give money.

"Good, good, good." Chen Yu saw that there were no outsiders here, he put his hand on Jingjing's thigh with confidence, although he knew that most women who came here would use a pseudonym, but her name was Jingjing, which was a coincidence, and he also liked the name "Jing".

Suddenly, a very loud fart rang out, and a foul smell permeated the neighborhood. Jing Jing immediately covered her nose, she didn't want to do this, but that fart really stinks!

Chen Yu's face changed, that fart was put by him, and he didn't know what was going on. He just felt his body in need, and then he couldn't help but let out a loud, smelly fart.

The boss over there also heard this fart sound, he thought it was the young lady who put it, and he couldn't help but scolded angrily: "Damn, you pay attention to it, don't affect the bosses' Yaxing." ”

"Toot", there was another long stinky fart sound, Chen Yu's face turned even redder, he didn't know what was going on, his body had always been very good, how could he continue to fart? People say that the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, why is the fart you fart stinky and loud?

"Damn, which of you put it? Are you the wind in my ears? The fat boss roared angrily.

Chen Yu was also angry, "Enough, boss, don't you yell loudly, okay?" Isn't it good for you to sing your songs and drink your wine? As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, Chen Yu let out another stinky fart, "Tuh", which was very loud.

Quietly covered her nose and didn't dare to inhale, it was just too stinky, and she could hear that these farts were all put by Chen Yu. How could he let out three loud and smelly farts at once? Jing Jing also knew that it was rude to cover her nose like this, but she couldn't help it, she felt like she couldn't breathe. At first, her impression of Chen Yu was quite good, but now it is different.

"It stinks," the boss heard Chen Yu scolding him, he still didn't know that the fart was put by Chen Yu, he covered his nose and walked over there.

Chen Yu glared at the boss fiercely, if he went to that city, he would definitely kill this boss. But just when Chen Yu was thinking about this, "beep", Chen Yu let out another fart.

Now, the boss saw that there was a problem, and the fart was put by Chen Yu.

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