Chapter 256 [Guanyin also eats people? 】
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"The dog is blind!"
"The purpose of the reincarnation of Tang Seng X is to let the Western Buddhas eat his flesh and prolong their lives? This is too unbelievable, isn't it? ”
"Teacher Han Shuo, you're trying to scare people's guts!"
"I thought that Teacher Han Shuo would say that Tang Seng was a little white face or something, but I never expected that Tang Seng would actually become a completely tragic figure in Teacher Han Shuo's mouth! And Nima is not an ordinary tragedy! ”
If netizens will still be skeptical about Han Shuo's previous remarks about Red Boy and Bodhi Ancestor, then they will definitely not believe this remark about Tang Seng now, because this is really nonsense!
After reacting, the experts immediately rebuked.
Chen Junjun, an expert in the study of famous works: "It's just nonsense! ”
Liu Jianbao, a research expert on "Journey to the West": "Journey to the West" is absolutely impossible to be so dark, you are misleading everyone! ”
The young writer Guo Ming also made a slight statement: "Han Shuo, why did you come to such a bullshit conclusion? Tang Seng is also the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the purpose of his tenth reincarnation is to atone for sins and practice, okay? It's not at all what you say makes people eat his flesh! There is no such evidence in "Journey to the West" that your bullshit remarks! You're just baseless nonsense! ”
Han Shuo smiled and said, "Who said there is no evidence in 'Journey to the West'?" This is also a reasonable inference I made in strict accordance with the content of Journey to the West. ”
Guo Ming saw Han Shuo publish such a meager article, his lungs were about to be blown up, go to your uncle's reasonable inference, you are just a thousand inferences, and you will not make the direction of the reasoning so outrageous! You're just spreading rumors, you know?
Han Shuo had a calm face. I don't care how Guo Ming slandered himself in his heart, and said: "I have already said before, since you are so unreasonable, then I will repeat it roughly, all my remarks are based on "Journey to the West". If you want to oppose me, please show me the evidence in the book, otherwise I will not accept it! ”
Immediately afterward, he threw out one question after another.
"Since you asked me, then I will ask you the other way, how do you explain that the Buddhas of the West lived for so long without ginseng fruit and peach? Why is the golden cicada reincarnated so many times, and even though he has lived for a short time, everyone calls him a "good person" who practiced in the tenth life? Why does every goblin say that eating Tang Seng's "piece of meat" can lead to immortality. Instead of eating two or more? And how did they know that Tang monk meat could make them immortal? ”
Guo Ming looked at the questions that Han Shuo threw down on the screen one after another, and he was stupid!
Fuck your sister!
How do I know this, you're clearly making things difficult for me!
Not to mention explaining all the problems, even one of Han Shuo's problems, he couldn't explain it, the only thing he could do now was just sit in front of the computer and be stunned!
In front of the computer, Han Shuo snorted coldly. Again typed a text and sent it out through a meager message: "Since you can't explain it, then I'll explain it for you." ”
Actually, the answers to these questions. Dapeng Jing (that is, Rulai's uncle, one of the people who knows the inside story best) has explained. He once described the cultivation of the tenth generation of the golden cicada, and there was no trace of Yuan Yang.
So, if a little bit of Yuan Yang is not leaked, it is impossible for anyone to be empty, right? Even if you don't look for a wife, there will always be a dream*, right? Does the golden cicada have such a strong determination? A little bit of Yuan Yang is not leaked?
In my opinion. The truth is that the golden cicada only lives twelve or thirteen years old in each life, and it is not the time for the dream to be lost!
Only then can you explain why all the Buddhist gods survived, and that's it. Only then can you explain why the golden cicada has been reincarnated so many times, and it is clear that he has lived for a short time, but everyone calls him a "good person" who has practiced in the tenth life, and you can explain why every goblin is talking about eating Tang Seng's "piece of meat" to live forever! Because no one has ever eaten two or more pieces of meat! ”
Netizens were stunned by Han Shuo's words!
Your sister, can this TM be explained by you?
Ouch hey, how awesome are you?
Guo Ming was also so angry that he smoked, you are a second uncle? Let's talk about the reincarnation of the golden cicada, that is, Tang Seng, how did you get involved with Dapeng?
Han Shuo knew that this little evidence alone was not enough to convince these pedantic and stubborn people, so he sent out his complete explanation step by step, and first, what he wanted to solve was the secret of longevity!
"Why do I make the reasoning that all Western Buddhas rely on the flesh of Tang monks to prolong their lives? Because the secret recipe for longevity of the later birthday star is "eating people", to be precise, eating dolls, or the main configuration ingredient of the longevity secret recipe is dolls. Because the birthday star eats dolls, and has already told Guanyin Bodhisattva how to eat dolls, Guanyin Bodhisattva also eats dolls. There are two places in Journey to the West that tell the story of eating dolls, one is Guanyin Bodhisattva's pet goldfish essence, and the other is the old birthday star's mount Bailu
Essence.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's goldfish essence forcibly extorted dolls from the villagers in Chenjiazhuang, Tongtian River, and asked for two children and pigs, sheep and livestock to sacrifice to him at a time. He will keep the weather in the land in good condition, and if he does not sacrifice the race, he will come and bring calamity.
This goldfish spirit calls himself the "King of Inspiration", which means that he is helping Guanyin Bodhisattva to do things, "Inspiration" is the abbreviation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the full name is: Great Compassion and Great Compassion to Save Suffering and Rescue Inspiration Guanyin Bodhisattva. Every time the goldfish spirit comes, it is a "fragrant wind", but it is not the "fishy wind" of ordinary monsters!
Zhu Bajie thought he was pretending to be in the name of Inspiration Guanyin, but he didn't expect this to be true! The demon said: "You monk, it doesn't make sense! You have become a weighing of gold, and you deserve to be guilty of impostor. ”
Goldfish Essence didn't think it was wrong for him to eat people, but thought that it was Zhu Bajie who was wrong, and Zhu Bajie was guilty of doing this! It's impostor! Whose sin has it committed? Of course, it's Guanyin Bodhisattva. It seems that this goldfish essence is also ready to complain to Guanyin Bodhisattva about Zhu Bajie. ”
Everyone was silent when they saw this!
Those experts were also rarely silent, to be precise, they were stupefied by Han Shuo's remarks!
There is no outrageous, only more outrageous, in Han Shuo's case, they can be regarded as completely understanding this sentence!
The living bodhisattva who saves the suffering and saves the suffering, when it comes to his mouth, can become a villain who eats dolls! And not only eat it yourself, but also encourage your subordinates to eat the goldfish essence!
it! Are you talking about Guanyin Bodhisattva? It's clearly a man-eating goblin! (To be continued......)