Thousands of years of killing and popping chrysanthemums
Zhu Yu swallowed his saliva, damn, now he is a little gangster, how can he be scared by a little kid? With his hands pinched his waist, his face showed a fierce light: "If you don't call your adults out, I'll beat you!" ”
He thought that as long as he kept a straight face, he could scare the little guy and cry and shout to go home to find an adult, but he didn't seem to be afraid at all, but clenched his fists as if he wanted to teach people, and then rushed over.
Before he could react, he saw the little boy leap up from the ground, punch him in the eye, and let out a terrible scream piercing the sky.
The other gangsters immediately came to help, but they didn't expect the little boy's skills to be extremely flexible and ingenious, jumping up and down, beckoning to hit the most vulnerable places on people's bodies, some were inserted in the eyes, some were almost pinched and exploded, and some were killed by the millennium Chrysanthemum......
After a quarter of an hour's effort, the thugs fell to the ground, clutching their buttocks and wailing.
A neighbor who got up early nearby passed by, saw this funny scene, and shook his head gloatingly: "It's really stupid, someone actually wants to die, provoking Lan He, who loves to use thousands of years to kill people's chrysanthemums." ”
The people who bullied the orphans and widows of the Lan family in this neighborhood have not been killed by Lan He's millennium! Alas, it hurts to think about it!
Zhu Yu covered his ass with a purple face, Mom, the pain like a thousand years of death, it's really not a waste of fame!
He slowly raised his head, looked at the little boy standing in front of him in shock, and asked stumblingly, "You...... You...... Who is it? ”
Lan clapped his hands together, put on a cool posture, and said with a stern face: "Please call me Whirlwind Boy!" ”
Whirlwind Kid? A movie that swept the two sides of the strait in the 90s, starring Lin Zhiying, Shi Xiaolong and others?
Zhu Yu was even more shocked, and asked stupidly: "Could it be...... Have you also received guidance from a high monk? ”
Lan He raised his chin and was full of momentum: "You know how powerful I am!" Today is just a small lesson for you, and you will provoke us in the future, hum! ”
He didn't need to say anything more, the thugs nodded in fright, and covered their buttocks firmly, afraid that he would explode their chrysanthemums again in the next moment.
Seeing that they were so frightened, Lan and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, what kind of high monk pointing, that is bluffing! He just learned a few tricks from his former neighbor, the martial arts instructor of the police academy, and in the end, in desperation, he also learned the powerful Millennium Kill, although obscene and powerful.
His tricks are easy to use, but he can only deal with this kind of unpopular gangsters, if he encounters really ruthless underworld bosses, he will definitely be dead.
Thinking of this, he squatted in front of Zhu Yu and asked curiously, "You just entered the industry, right?" ”
Zhu Yu nodded, and suddenly burst into tears: "This is the first time I have come to ask for debts...... I didn't expect to be taught a lesson, he is obviously a gangster!
"Actually, I don't want to be a thug...... But it's been more than a year since I graduated from college, and I still can't find a job, so a good friend introduced me to the industry. "He cried even more, he couldn't find a job in college and was a gangster, but even if he was a gangster, he couldn't be a gangster, how much of a wretch he was.
Blue and tugging at the corners of his mouth, children's shoes, your friend is trying to harm you! He stretched out his little hand and patted Zhu Yu's head gently, "That's why I said, it's to study hard every day." If you want to make a lot of money, you should be a big badass! ”
"What the master said is right. That's right! "Zhu Xi's pure eyes are bright, full of admiration, don't look at people's young age, but they really know the world better than him.
Lan and the evil smiled, and took advantage of the weakness: "You guys will follow me in the future, I will definitely make you a little gangster who escapes from everyone and dies." ”
Being a big villain, being the head of a bad guy, has always been his ideal, and he thought that he would have a chance to realize it when he grew up, but he didn't expect to take a step towards his ideal so quickly.
Zhu Yu immediately sat up, his buttocks hurt again, but he didn't have time to complain, took out an IOU and a real estate certificate and stretched them out in front of him.
"Then your father owes us two million, you can help me solve it first!"
I don't know why, he now believes that following this kid will be successful, maybe because of the kind of kingly power that he exudes from his body at a young age.
Lan He rolled his eyes helplessly: "First of all, Zhao Yan is not my father, and secondly, his few broken bungalows, not to mention two million, two hundred thousand are not worth it!" ”
The other thugs also crawled over, crying and wailing: "What should I do then? Although we still have a few orders to collect, they are all small orders, and we can't collect 500,000 together. I was counting on your order to help us complete this month's task...... If we can't finish it, the boss will kill us. ”
When Zhu Yu thought of the boss's ruthless methods, he couldn't help but tremble, complained again and again, and begged Lan He for help.
The boss who hired these idiots doesn't seem to be a great person. Lan Youzhen gave their gangster a disdain from top to bottom.
"Things are really not easy to do......" Lan He deliberately looked embarrassed, frowning and walking around the courtyard, with a stern face, the bluffing gangsters didn't dare to come out.
"Wait a minute." Suddenly, he looked excited, seemed to have come up with a good idea, and after explaining a word, he went indoors, and the little gangsters were simply ecstatic.
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