Han Shuo took a bite of the bun and asked, "What is this party for?" ”

Sun Xiaodie replied, "I heard him say that he would eat something, and then go on stage to perform a song or piano or something." ”

"Performing songs?" The corners of Han Shuo's mouth pulled out a touch of arc, singing is his specialty now, and he has so many classic songs from his previous life in his mind, he can stunned everyone by taking out any of them.

Isn't this Yang Bian asking for his own suffering? How can there be such a stupid person in the world? Well, no, it seems that he is to blame, this Yang Bian doesn't seem to know that he is very good at singing.

"What, you want to sing? So which one do you want to sing? "Love Trading"? "Worried"? "Rap Face"? Sun Xiaodie looked at him amusedly.

"I said I play the piano, do you believe it or not?" Han Shuo said casually.

"You don't really play the piano, do you?" Sun Xiaodie said very seriously, it was already surprising that Han Shuo's singing skills had suddenly become so good before, and now that he said that he could play the piano, she would not feel strange anymore, because she was used to it.

"Just kidding, but I haven't figured out which one to sing, but I'm going to have to find one that will make us have a long face." Han Shuo put the last bun in his mouth and chewed it heavily, regardless of the image.

After eating, Han Shuo and Sun Xiaodie reluctantly parted.

After returning home.

Han Shuo turned on the computer, and as soon as he logged in, a window was pushed out.

"The micro-movie "Love Liar" was officially broadcast, and it broke one million clicks in less than 2 hours, refreshing the record of the fastest hit of the Soerha video website!"

"It's only been released for 2 hours, and the number of hits has exceeded one million, and this is still the peak period of watching movies from time to time, if it is changed to night, it will not be more than two million in two hours? When I wake up tomorrow morning, the number of hits will exceed 10 million! This TM is too scary! Han Shuo gasped, compared to this micro-movie, his original sesame achievements were not worth mentioning at all.

It seems that the road to a big star has a long way to go!

Thinking of the road to a big star, he thought of the heterogeneous system, if you want to become a big star, you must use its power.

He looked at the current honor value, 61235.

There is still a lot of distance from the minimum amount of 100,000 in the lottery, so you can't round it up to 100,000? The system is so picky!

At this time, the system sounded at the right time: "Do you use the Ostovsky algorithm to change the honor value?" ”

"Ostofsky's algorithm, is this the written language of the rounding algorithm? It also has a foreign name, which feels quite reliable. Han Shuo pondered for a moment, then replied, "Okay, let's use this algorithm to change the honor value." ”

"The Ostovsky algorithm is in effect, and the honor value is about to become 0."

"Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. No, don't, don't, don't, don't! If you dare to take effect on this bullshit algorithm, I'll fight with you! Han Shuo was originally quite happy, but as soon as he heard the word 0, his face changed instantly, and he desperately used his consciousness to communicate with the system.

"The order is being cancelled."

"The order was cancelled successfully, and the current honor value is 61235."

Since this road is not working, then where can he get this nearly 40,000 honor points!

A penny is difficult for a hero, and Han Shuo has thoroughly understood the meaning of this sentence this time.

Huh? No, I can release another controversial song? Wouldn't this be able to get 100,000 honor points soon?

I'm so witty, and with the help of Languang editors, this song can be hung on the [Editor's Recommendation List] again, so that it can attract a large number of netizens to scold this song.

Thinking of this, Han Shuo was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then shook his head helplessly, if you want to say that this person who wants someone to criticize him today, I'm afraid it is the only one.

After banishing this thought from his mind, he began to think about what song he wanted to compose.

A controversial song? Controversial?

It's a song that is very poor and difficult to understand.

"Nervous" is difficult to understand, but it requires good singing skills.

I rub, why is it so difficult to find a song with poor singing skills and incomprehensible? Depressed! Crazy!

He scratched his ears and cheeks, he beat his chest and feet, but it didn't work, but at that moment, he suddenly noticed that he had been sliding his shoes on the ground in anxiety.

Slide? Shoe? Ground?

Friction? Friction?

Suddenly remembering this word, Han Shuo almost burst out laughing, isn't this Nima the lyrics in the brainwashing divine comedy "My Skateboarding Shoes"? Rub rubbing, rubbing against this smooth ground...... One step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the steps of the devil.

This song fully meets the two conditions set by Han Shuo, the singing skills are poor, and it is difficult to understand! It's really hard to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to get them!

The lyrics of "My Skateboard Shoes" are very simple and easy to understand, without any flowery rhetoric, it is about the mental process of a young boy who finds his dream skateboard shoes and then shows them off. This song is defined by the singer "Joseph Khan Pommerang" as "folk, punk, electronic, dance music", but in fact the melody is very simple, and the singing form is rap as a whole, but the rap is not standardized, many words are not in good rhythm, and the singer can't even speak Mandarin well, and speaks with a thick local accent.

And it is precisely such a song, a song that can't even be called a song, that became the hottest song at the end of the year! Become a new generation of brainwashing divine comedy!

It's nothing short of a miracle!

According to his previous experience in making "Love Sale", he quickly made "My Skateboarding Shoes". Because of the singing skills as the foundation, a little deliberate imitation can imitate the charm of Pang Meilang for seven or eight points.

After confirming that there was no major problem with this song, Han Shuo uploaded it through the backstage!

At the same time, he clicked on the penguin again and sent a message to the Languang editor: "Brother Lan? Are you there? I've uploaded a new song, "My Skateboard Shoes", and I hope you can hang it on the [Editor's Choice List] as well. The link is: xxxxx. ”

On the other side.

"Okay, I'll listen before I decide." Lan Guang replied to the message first, and then clicked on the link to "My Skateboarding Shoes".

Listening to Han Shuo's song was always frightening, so this time, Lan Guang was fully prepared and sat up as if he was facing a great enemy.

Seeing him so serious and strict, his colleague on the side joked, "Brother Lan, what are you doing?" Is this going to be an earthquake? How do you make this move? ”

"Worse than an earthquake!" Lan Guang grabbed the edge of the table tightly with both hands, and supported his legs one after the other to prevent himself from accidentally falling.

"There are some things I've forgotten, but I still remember one night my mother asked me ......"

"I'll go!" Hearing this non-human song, Lan Guang fell off the chair with an unstable center of gravity, he did a lot of calculations, but he still didn't calculate that this song was so outlierous! It's the first time he's heard a song after listening to it for so many years!

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