Chapter 507, hooligans are educated, and little ghosts are afraid!

This really fulfills the saying: the world is so small, you can meet it anywhere

This woman is Su Jinyu, I didn't expect her to come to this Jiangnan meeting.

But it's not difficult to understand that the current sons and celebrities are mostly lonely and boring, and it's normal for them to gather in the same circle to entertain each other.

Su Jinyu suffered a big loss at home today, and his heart was full of anger. Because of the photos in Tang Chong's mobile phone, even her mother had to temporarily suppress this matter, which made Su Jinyu feel suffocated.

When have the people of their Su family ever been bullied?

Although Tang Zhong and Su Shan can't be dealt with on the surface, it is no problem to say a few sarcastic words to make them unhappy.

If you make me unhappy, I will make you very sad, this is Su Jinyu's code of conduct.

Su Shan was not surprised by the situation in front of him at all, because Su Jinyu was originally a frequent visitor to this Jiangnan Club. She used to come often, but the sisters played their own games, and the well water did not interfere with the river water. Unexpectedly, it happened to be a positive encounter today, and Su Jinyu also broke the previous 'turn a blind eye' rule and ran up to Xingshi to ask for guilt.

"It's okay for me to come with you." Su Shan said in a calm voice.

"Really? It's okay. I was shocked when I first looked at you, thinking that you would also come and beat me up, but I really didn't have anything to say. Su Jinyu's voice was tingling, and his face was full of contempt and disdain.

She didn't believe it, she didn't let them catch anything, and they dared to beat herself up.

"You're thinking too much." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Hitting you will dirty my hands. I'm afraid that I won't be able to wash my hands when all the water in Xizi Lake is gone. ”

"You've got a tricky mouth." Su Jinyu said with a sneer. "No one told you to sew your mouth shut?"

Tang Zhong thought about it seriously and said, "It seems that there really is." However, in the end, I sewed up their mouths and insulted me with such words, which was too much

"Someday, someone will sew your mouth shut." Su Jinyu said threateningly.

"Really?" Tang Zhong smiled and said, "Then before my mouth is sewn up, shouldn't I say more?" Otherwise, if you are sewn up in the future, you will not be able to speak. ”

Tang Zhong looked Su Jinyu up and down, and saw that she was wearing a lilac cheongsam, with a heart shape open on her chest, which happened to reveal a small piece of snow-white ru# meat. It's not an exaggeration, but it makes people think about it, and I can't wait to tear off all the buttons to see it clearly.

The hair was slightly curly, apparently permed, and fluffy over the shoulders. It's not messy, it's very textured. The slender high heels make her already slender figure appear even taller, and standing in the crowd gives people a feeling of standing out from the crowd.

The chest is huge, the buttocks are straight, and the figure wrapped in the cheongsam is exquisite, which is very attractive.

"Why don't I do a psychoanalysis for you? Don't worry, it's free. Tang Zhong looked at Su Jinyu and said.

Su Jinyu almost didn't laugh out loud, and said, "This kind of deceptive thing, do you think I will believe it?" You should use it to fool our third sister. She is relatively innocent and easy to be coaxed by you. ”

"You have insomnia from tossing and turning late at night, loving fruits, loving props, emptiness, and insomnia." Tang Zhong said.

Su Jinyu frowned: "What the hell is that?" ”

Although she said that she didn't believe in Tang Chong's psychological analysis, Tang Chong's first sentence was so strange that she entered the plot at once. This question is blurted out without thinking.

After asking, she regretted it a little. Isn't it unbelief? Why ask him?

"Tricksters." Su Jinyu added.

"To put it simply, xing is thirsty." Tang Zhong said.

"You" Su Jinyu's face changed drastically, and he wanted to reprimand loudly, but he saw that the person who came with him just now was looking over here. If things get bigger, it will make yourself a joke of the Gangnam Club. So, I can only write down Tang Chongyi in my heart again

"Don't be angry just yet." Tang Zhong said comfortingly. "Actually, this disease is not uncommon. You are just one of many who are sick. ”

Su Jinyu's face became even more embarrassed, and he said, "If you are surnamed Tang, I will let you die a good death." ”

"It doesn't matter." Tang Zhong waved his hand and said. I didn't look angry at all. "I'll give you an analysis of the cause of this disease, if I'm not mistaken, you had a relationship with a man before the age of fifteen, right?"

Su Jinyu thought about it, and when she was fifteen years old, she gave her first time to a boy she liked very much in school.

Thinking that Tang Zhong had guessed correctly, this made her even more furious.

"Ridiculous. What can I tell you about? What do you think you are? ”

"I'm not a thing. You are. Tang Zhong said with a smile. After the age of fifteen, after you experience that feeling, you start to frantically search for all kinds of men. By now, I'm afraid you've accumulated a pretty good number, right? Four digits? ”

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"It can't be five figures, right? Then you can apply for Guinness World Records. "Don

Shige looked at her with admiration and said.

"Tang Chong, you're challenging my bottom line."

"Don't be angry. This is an academic question, it has nothing to do with color #情, let's discuss it in a friendly way. Tang Zhong looked at Su Jinyu's distorted face and said with a smile. Your body is constantly in a state of fake hunger, and no matter how much you eat, you still feel that your body is missing something. Man. There is nothing to fill except men. However, after finding a man, I still feel empty - no, I should say more empty than before. Your waist is a little stiff when you walk, and if I'm not mistaken, it's something wrong with your kidneys, right? ”

Su Jinyu looked at Tang Zhong with a dull face, and he didn't know how to refute it.

Hell, this little thug guessed it all.

Yes, she gave her first time out at the age of fifteen. After she experienced that wonderful feeling, she began to go crazy dating various men. When she started working, the men around her were even more like watching the lights.

However, with so many men, she still feels empty and lonely. Why does she like to come to this Jiangnan club so much? It's because there are so many people here to talk to, and there are so many people who can drink with her. When she returned to her home, that feeling came back again.

Thus, the cycle of evil xing begins.

She is empty and goes looking for a man. After finding a man, I found myself even more lonely. R after ri, year after year, almost as a pathology.

What horrifies her even more is that this guy can tell that there is something wrong with her kidneys just by the twisting waist of her walking.

Yes, she did think there was something wrong with her kidneys. She even quietly asked a personal doctor to check it on her. The doctor said that it was kidney deficiency and prescribed various tonic medicines to nourish her body.

However, with such frequent consumption, how could those tonics completely replenish her body?

Don't look at her brilliance on the surface, in fact, her body is very poor.

When Tang Zhong gave Su Jinyu 'psychological analysis', the three men and two women who followed behind Su Jinyu also surrounded him.

Hearing Tang Chong's analysis, and looking at Su Jinyu's stiff and thoughtful look on his face, they knew that this guy had guessed everything.

"This guy is amazing. I can see through people's psychology."

"Isn't he a big star Tang Chong? Why did you get involved with the women of the Su family? ”

"Su Shan's boyfriend? Hey, hey, that's big news."

Everyone had their own thoughts, but no one stepped forward to say anything.

They even deliberately took a few steps back, so as to prevent Su Jinyu from feeling that his face was damaged and he would be angry with them.

"Looks like I've got it all." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Pay attention to your body in the future. Fewer men and more reading, maybe this symptom will be reduced or cured. ”

After speaking, Tang Zhong nodded at Su Shan, and the two turned to leave.

Su Shan took Tang Chong's arm and asked in a low voice, "This is psychological knowledge?" ”

"Yes." Tang Zhong replied.

"All of what you say is true?"

"Fake."

"Fake?" Su Shan's expression was slightly stunned. Tang Zhong said it so seriously, and even made a state of 'fake hunger', even she, an outsider, believed it. It turned out to be a fake?

She is a woman from the Su family, and she also has some understanding of that cousin's life style. At that time, Tang Zhong nodded while explaining that she was in her heart, but she didn't expect that she was also deceived by him.

"She's a kidney deficiency symptom caused by frequent sexual intercourse." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "In this circle, how many women are not empty and lonely? How many women don't change their male partners frequently? They have no worries about food and clothing, and they have no faith or pursuit, and they have nothing to worry about, so they can only go with the flow and get by—she is not alone in her illness. I'm sure there are quite a few women in this clubhouse who suffer from this 'fake hunger' disease just like her. Otherwise, why do they meet so often, and even go to the drug car? Don't you just want to look like you're not so boring? You think that's a real treat? Tricksters. ”

"I can't analyze every woman in this club, so he's the only one who lied.

"She's a kidney deficiency symptom caused by frequent sexual intercourse." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "In this circle, how many women are not empty and lonely? How many women don't change their male partners frequently? They have no worries about food and clothing, and they have no faith or pursuit, and they have nothing to worry about, so they can only go with the flow and get by—she is not alone in her illness. I'm sure there are quite a few women in this clubhouse who suffer from this 'fake hunger' disease just like her. Otherwise, why do they meet so often, and even go to the drug car? Don't you just want to look like you're not so boring? You think that's a real treat? Tricksters. ”

"I can't analyze every woman in this club, so I can only blame all of them for this disease. Who told her to always get us in trouble? ”

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Su Shan thought, Su Jinyu can only be regarded as a little ghost at most, but Tang Zhong is a 100% hooligan.

Hooligans are cultured, villains are afraid.

(PS: Thank you for the reward of the rich and handsome 'Mengdan'!) ）