Chapter 282: Decaying Allusions
"Hey, little one, don't follow me, I'm going to fight with the bad guys, and you'll hurt you!" When Zhou Tian walked back, the rabbit cutie jumped up and down to follow him, and from time to time would jump in front of him, a pair of red rabbit eyes never left the empty bag he received the black fruit, but Zhou Tian pretended to be stupid, pretending not to understand its eyes, but a "good person" who cared about its safety.
"Yiyi~~"
After following fifty or sixty meters, the little cutie finally couldn't help it, her rabbit eyes turned red, and she jumped to the top of Zhou Tian's head, bending her right leg, and she was about to kick, looking threatening.
This time, Zhou Tian's face was so frightened that he was kicked by the little cutie twice in a row, so fast that he couldn't react at all, and after the second time, he knew that he was not the opponent of this little guy at all, and he had long regarded it as a demonic cutie, just the temptation of the black fruit. The confusion was too great, he even got two more deceived ones, and he didn't want to return it.
I thought I could fool the past, although this little guy was amazingly powerful, he was a little confused, and his heart was extremely kind, otherwise it would not be easy for him to cheat three black fruits in a row.
Seeing that it was so angry that it was about to kick people, Zhou Tian hurriedly said: "Little guy, don't kick, it's not right to kick people, it's not a good child to kick people, do you know what we humans call people who kick people?" ”
The little guy Yi Yi made a comparison again, as if he wanted to express that he was not a child or something, anyway, Zhou Tian didn't understand it very well, but one thing was clear, the little guy really wanted to know what the person who kicked people was called, and he looked curious.
"Haha, you don't know, we call people who kick people indiscriminately as decrepit people. Do you know what it means to be a declining person? Zhou Tian said nonsense.
The little guy shook his head, a look of curiosity, Yi Yi made a gesture, as if to ask him to speak quickly, and the long curved rabbit legs were also withdrawn.
Zhou Tian pretended to be an old pedant, touched his beardless chin, and said slowly: "This is an allusion, it is said that there was a person named Sui Ren in the past, this person was originally very lucky, planting melons and getting melons, planting beans and getting beans, and panning sand in waste mines can also dig out gold, which makes the people in the village envious and jealous."
Because of his good luck, his family has gradually become rich, but his personality has become arrogant and domineering, and he looks down on his neighbors, and often when he meets, he will be extremely sarcastic and contemptuous of his neighbors, which is very annoying.
Someone in the village came up with a way and decided to fix him once, so he put a lump of hot dog shit in front of Sui Ren's house, Sui Ren was arrogant after he was rich, his eyes were on the top of his head, and he walked with his head held high and did not look ahead, so he stepped on the piece of dog shit as soon as he went out, and he was furious and kicked the piece of dog shit with one kick.
"I don't know why, since then, Sui Ren's luck has been gone, planting melons does not grow seeds, planting beans has insect pests, doing a small business and encountering thieves, and his family's fortune has deteriorated. He struggled, it must have been the piece of shit, so he hated the shit very much, every time he saw the shit he would kick it, Sui Ren's kicking of the shit became a symbol of bad luck, and Sui Ren's name was similar to the decrepit person, and over time, people called the person who kicked the shit a decrepit person. ”
"Yiyi"
As soon as she heard Zhou Tian's "allusion", the little cutie quickly put away her long legs, and Yi Yi gestured with her hands, as if it was also very taboo about the word "declining".
In fact, there is no allusion, it is completely made up by Zhou Tian, but seeing the appearance of the little cutie tightening his long legs, he breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart, at least this little devil should not kick himself again in the future, alas, is it easy for me, buddy, in order not to be kicked by a small mini rabbit, I have to make up such a long story, sad!
However, although the little guy no longer threatens Zhou Tian with kicking, the big red rabbit eye is staring at Zhou Tian's empty bag, Zhou Tian coaxed it to stop kicking itself, where will he be afraid of it, and began to show his invincible coaxing skills, before he reached the mouth of the valley, the little cutie has been coaxed by him into a daze, thinking that the black fruit was taken away by him is the pearl Mingtou, the treasure is worth it, and it is a big sin to put it on the tree and leave it to the two big-eared bears.
However, Zhou Tian felt that his trouble was coming, because after listening to him for a while, this little cutie actually stuck to him, Yi Yi Ya Ya and stroked, and finally Zhou Tian finally understood that it was asking him to tell it stories, such as the story of the declining people, etc., which made Zhou Tian have a headache, you are a rabbit, do you have a little rabbit like you, you like to listen to stories?
But seeing its pitiful and cute appearance, he really had no choice but to promise it, and told it a story about a rabbit and a tortoise race and a rabbit and a fox race
"Shhhh Zhou Tian stretched out his fingers and shh
Zhou Tian originally had the idea of coaxing it to help, but after thinking about it, don't kick people after coaxing the little guy, and now he wants it to kick people, which seems a little unreasonable.
But it's not good for the little cutie to stand on his shoulder, it's easy to be found, Zhou Tian thought about it, carefully discussed it with a few words, and the little cutie swooped into the leopard skin suit on his chest, and then was immediately smoked by the blood stains on his leopard skin coat, the furry claws covered the rabbit's mouth, the little head turned, and then made a movement that made Zhou Tian stunned.
Zhou Tian saw its cheeks bulging, as if a balloon was inflating, and wondered what this little guy wanted to do, so he saw it open its mouth and spew out a cloud of white mist, and the white mist instantly crumbled. Covering his chest, a cool sensation came from his chest.
But this is nothing, when the white mist dissipates, Zhou Tian was stunned to find that there was no trace of blood on his leopard skin clothes, and the leopard hair was clean and dust-free.
"You little guy, you still have a habit of cleanliness, but this hand is really magical, it's really a cleaning expert!" After being stunned for a few seconds, Zhou Tiancai exclaimed.
The cutie glanced at him triumphantly, his expression very rich, and then he comfortably hid under his leopard skin suit, revealing only a small head, and if they didn't pay attention, no one would know that there was a small thing hiding here.
What kind of storage is this little guy? I've never heard of such a change in Rabbit Beast. The type of state.,It's just a matter of speed.,Rabbits run fast.,Everyone loves it.,But the rabbit with infinite power and natural abilities.,It seems that the beast spectrum given by the two old demons has never appeared.。
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