Chapter 855: Hob Meat
As soon as Huangfu's three methods were spoken, a silent wind seemed to blow in front of the Guogong Mansion, taking away all the sounds: the people in the capital looked at Huangfu blankly, and they felt that there must be something wrong with their ears.
Jiang Ming blinked, if it weren't for the fact that the third princess was still here, he would have thought of swearing to the emperor. Why hadn't he found this person before? He's a nice guy, and most importantly, he's a very interesting guy.
Lu Rourou slapped her palm: "Yes, yes, every method has been said to the point." Well, I found you very interesting, if the third princess doesn't kill you, let's have a goodbye another day. ”
"It's exciting to have people like you swearing." The tip of Zheng Xiaohou's excited nose was bubbling with oil: "Hey, your life hangs by a thread every day, we die on the same day, the same month and the same year - aren't we also hanging by a thread every day?" ”
"We haven't been able to find the person who killed us all over the world, and after swearing to you, well, I believe it will be more interesting." He completely ignored the third princess, dragged Lu Rourou's hand and walked over and patted Huangfu's shoulder: "What do you think?" ”
"By the way, let me remind you, my lady's temper is not very good. What she wants to do must be done, and if she can't achieve her wish, she will be in a bad mood. ”
"When she's in a bad mood, she'll hit someone. Well, beating people, we often can't beat them, but it doesn't matter, there are still two old princesses in our two mansions, if they can't beat you, it doesn't matter that we still have two grandfathers. ”
"If they can't beat you, it doesn't matter, we still have family soldiers and generals, but there are still male soldiers outside the city, we can fight in a group - a group of them will beat you alone."
"I've said it all, haven't I missed anything?" Zheng Xiaohou has always been afraid of his daughter-in-law, so after he finished speaking, he would always ask his wife.
Lu Rourou smiled very gently: "It's all said, it's very good." She looked at Huangfu: "By the way, you haven't answered us yet, what do you think?" ”
Jiang Ming just thought about it, these two people made it directly! And they threaten - if you don't agree, watch your bones!
Huangfu's eyes blinked, looked at the third princess, and saw that she was still angry: there seemed to be green qi rising from her towering hair, and it seemed that she was not lightly angry.
He coughed: "Aren't I busy, if the third princess can't make up her mind for a while, we can gather soil for incense and worship now." However, I don't think the third princess will give me this time, so you have to wait. ”
Ah Feng rolled his eyes, Xiao Youfu took a sip directly, and the four princesses and the others all turned around: What kind of people are these people-just now, they looked heroic and righteous, and now they are actually discussing what to worship with others.
I don't want to think about how old I am, although the emperor is not old enough to be Lu Rourou's grandfather, but being called an uncle really can't be regarded as old.
Stammering, playing with two children like this, oh my God, this can also be regarded as a capable minister of Da Chu! No wonder he has been just a Dali temple secretary for so many years, and he has not been put into the imperial study by the emperor to discuss national affairs.
Fu Xiaotian floated over: "Count me in." By the way, my imperial sister and imperial brother-in-law must be counted. He also occupied a quota for Jiang Ming and Ah Feng.
Although Jiang Ming and Ah Feng groaned silently, neither of them stopped nor objected; Because Huangfu is really interesting, it's really not good to be an elder, it's better to be a brother.
The third princess was so angry that she took off her embroidered shoes, and threw them on the face of the emperor at once: "You, you-!" She was so angry that she couldn't speak, and she had a belly to scold, but it was just you, you, you, for a long time.
Huangfu also ignored the dusty shoe prints on his face, climbed up his shoes and glanced at Zheng Xiaohou: "You have to talk, you have to talk." Hey, I'm alone, I have no backer or anything, I can ...... from now on"
"Ahem, that one, you come here. This is the belongings of the third princess, and it is a reward for the new concubine, so don't send it to the new concubine quickly. He sent the shoes directly to Jiang Xu, and he didn't receive the anger of the third princess at all.
He arranged the matter of shoes, and looked up at the third princess smiling like a puppy wagging her tail: "Your Royal Highness Princess, have you made up your mind?" ”
The third princess glared at him, she really wanted someone to take a sword to slash him, but she really could only think about it. Even if she is a princess, Dali Siqing is not an ordinary official, and she can't kill if she wants to.
Therefore, the emperor's words became more and more infuriating: if Her Royal Highness the princess could really kill him, would he still have such an idea? So the breath that came out of the nostrils of the third princess was about to ignite her hair.
"Come on, hit this palace, beat hard!" The third princess can't kill the emperor, but she can beat the emperor, but she is just desperately scolded by the emperor, and she has to vent this evil breath anyway.
Because in her opinion, Huangfu is much more hateful than A Feng Jiangming, and if she doesn't kill him today, she will want his head in the future, otherwise she will have trouble sleeping.
Hearing this, the emperor shouted loudly: "Stop! Don't bother the princess around, you have worked hard enough to serve Her Royal Highness the princess every day, and how can a person like me deserve to let the people around the princess do it? No, your hands are dirty, aren't they? ”
"It's fine to dirty your hands, but if you still have to serve the princess, you will stain the princess's things, and that's my sin. My sins are no longer small, so I don't bother you. ”
He looked at the third princess and smiled hard at the greatest humility in his life: "Minister, come by yourself, come by yourself." He raised his hand and beat himself - this time he didn't hit himself in the face, he kept hitting himself in the chest, on his thighs, on his arms.
It was not a light blow to the sound, but it was just that seeing how hard he was fighting, it felt as if he didn't really use any force: at least he didn't hurt himself.
The crackling sound entered the ears of the third princess, making her dizzy and her eyes blackened: "Angry, angry to death in this palace!" ”
When she meets someone like Huangfu, what can she do? If you want to kill the emperor, the emperor will hand her a long sword, and he will also give her an extremely humble smile; If you want to beat Huangfu, Huangfu doesn't need her people to bother with effort, and she can fight by herself.
Huangfu is a hob meat, even if the third princess has the means to reach the sky, at least at this time, there is no way to take him at all.
"That," the emperor opened his mouth again as if he didn't see the third princess's head feverish: "The minister wants to ask Her Royal Highness the princess, do you want to beat the minister with a blue nose and swollen face, or do you want to beat the minister to death?" ”
"The minister doesn't know the princess's intentions, so the minister doesn't know how to start, where to start, and what kind of ruthless hand to use to make Her Royal Highness the princess angry. Please also ask Her Royal Highness the Princess to make it clear. ”