Chapter 280 [If Journey to the West is read backwards!] 】
When netizens saw Han Shuo's comic remarks about Journey to the West, they laughed directly!
When they first saw Han Shuo summing up the endings of various goblins, they were still a little unhappy, thinking that Han Shuo was fooling them, but as soon as the final conclusion came out, they were immediately dumbfounded!
It turned out that Han Shuo really didn't lie to them!
This guy really got a very funny remark just by relying on these!
"Kneel!"
"It's worthy of Han Shuo, this idea is really unmatched!"
"I took a tranquilizer again and again, haha, Teacher Han Shuo, you are so powerful, you always give people a big turn, which catches people off guard! I like you this, although in this process, I may have taken a lot of sedatives for personal reasons, but I have no regrets, life in the world, isn't it just a happy picture? ”
"This conclusion is really incisive, those with a background can live, and those without a background have to die, this is a living reality!"
"Worship, Teacher Han Shuo gave us a vivid lesson! Let me recognize this society thoroughly! ”
"Your sister, I'm just in my senior year and I'm busy looking for a job. Now after Teacher Han Shuo said this, how can I feel that the future is getting darker and darker, and there is no motivation to move forward at all? ”
"Huh...... One day you will face it, I think Teacher Han Shuo's class is very timely. ”
And those experts looked at Han Shuo's last sentence, and couldn't help but applaud after being stunned for a moment, although they didn't agree with the remarks released by Han Shuo before, and even criticized them to their faces, but this remark was indeed quite correct.
can pull a strange novel into a realistic sense. It's the only one Han Shuo!
Seeing that the time was almost up, and it was time to end this long journey of interpreting "Journey to the West", Han Shuo simply organized the language and said slightly: "Okay, the interpretation of "Journey to the West" is here, finally. Let me wrap it up perfectly with a simple paragraph. ”
"It's really over this time."
"There's something empty in my heart."
"There is no banquet in the world, even if the long speech is over, it is time to say goodbye to the pleasant journey of these days! Thank you, Mr. Han Shuo, for bringing so much excitement to those free days these days! ”
"But then again, although I was a little disappointed in my heart, I still had great expectations for what Teacher Han Shuo was going to say next."
"Don't look forward to it, the most exciting part, Teacher Han Shuo has already interpreted it, this last paragraph. It must be a brief summary of the work of the past few days. ”
"Yes, it's just a summary thing, didn't you see that Teacher Han Shuo has reminded us? It's a simple paragraph, so don't expect anything. ”
Netizens are talking.
And at this moment, Han Shuo suddenly issued such a sentence through a meager statement: "I want to ask you a question: If "Journey to the West" is read backwards, what kind of scene will it be? ”
"Reading backwards?"
"How do you read it?"
"yes, I can't read at all, and I haven't heard of anyone reading backwards."
"Teacher Han Shuo, let's not be whimsical. Hurry up and send out your concluding remarks, I'm still waiting for dinner. It's been a day of brushing, and my fingers are tired! ”
"That's right, Teacher Han Shuo, don't waste everyone's time anymore, hurry up and send out your final concluding remarks."
Netizens obviously didn't pay attention to Han Shuo's question, and they were all waiting to see what they thought was the "last remark" soon.
Han Shuo shook his head slightly, it seemed that everyone was still too anxious. After all, I am a young person, and I have not been tempered by society, and I always have a frivolity and anxiety that belongs to young people in my heart, so I will act as a real teacher today. Let you, young netizens, take a good lesson before stepping into society!
With this kind of mind and attitude, he typed more seriously, after all, these young people are the mainstay of the future society, and their words and deeds may affect their values, so they must be cautious and cautious.
However, when Han Shuo thought so, he had completely forgotten all the dark remarks about "Journey to the West" before.
After Han Shuo typed out this passage with his non-human hand speed, he clicked the left mouse button and selected the option to send, and as a result, this remark was released.
Let me tell you what it's like to read Journey to the West backwards. Rulai sent the four masters and apprentices to take the eight heavenly books and the little white dragon to the Tang Dynasty to preach, the four masters and apprentices encountered all kinds of monsters along the way, and found that they all had a backstage, no matter how evil they did, they were not punished, Bajie and Sha Seng felt that it was too dark, and they had no choice but to hide in Gao Laozhuang, and the other drilled into the quicksand river, only Wukong insisted on justice and killed demons all the way to escort the master to the east to preach. As a result, the heavenly court couldn't bear Wukong anymore and reached an agreement with Rulai - we can guarantee that Tang Sanzang will arrive in Chang'an safely, but you have to do the thorn in the head of Sun Wukong, Rulai agreed, under the conspiracy, Bailong was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream, Wukong was defeated and was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, but Tang Sanzang abandoned Sun Wukong, came to Chang'an alone, preached in Chang'an, was named the royal brother, enjoyed the glory and wealth, and died at the end of his life. After 500 years in this way, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, without saying a word, turning the heavenly court upside down, and the heavenly court was forced to reluctantly promise to let Zhu Bajie turn into a human body, and be named the marshal of Tianpeng, and the sand monk was named the general of the rolling shutter, as long as they can kill Sun Wukong. In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened because of fratricidal brotherhood, went to find the Bodhi Patriarch to solve his doubts, and then he sealed the cultivation, and threw the Ruyi golden hoop stick into the East China Sea to turn into a Dinghaishen needle, returned to Huaguo Mountain, and accompanied the monkey monkey grandson to live an ordinary life, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain...... This is the real society! ”
When Han Shuo hadn't released this meager post yet, everyone was still urging Han Shuo to hurry up and send out his final remarks, because they all thought that Han Shuo's sudden question was a whim, and it had nothing to do with his next remarks, so they selectively ignored it!
But no one expected that Han Shuo's question would actually be paving the way for his next remarks!
So now they have surprise written all over their faces! And it's already to the point where it can't be overstated! (To be continued......)