Chapter 1400: The crotch of his pants is on fire
After listening to Ye Zhixin's words, Zhang Zheng said: "I feel that my aunt's life is good enough, she was born in a high-ranking official's family, married a rising star in the political arena, and when she reached the age of her establishment, she became a member of the People's Bank again. I said Auntie, let's be satisfied.xshuotxt.com Auntie should know the truth that contented people are always happy, right? ”
"Of course I know the truth, but as a woman, what you need most is not what you say."
"Doesn't what a woman needs is a well-off family, a worry-free life, and a life of husband and children?"
"That's not what I'm talking about."
"Then what does Auntie need?"
"In fact, what women need most is an exciting sex life." Ye Zhixin said.
"Auntie is right. Exciting sex is a catalyst for beauty, the most effective preservative of youth, which not only enables women to enjoy the pleasure of being lustful, but also helps women relax their minds, relieve stress, and regulate qi and blood. If you get high sex. The more tide you have, the more youthful and radiant you will be, both physically and psychologically, and although you can't live forever, you can indeed delay aging and make your face always there. Especially a superb woman like Aunt Ye, who will never give up if she goes crazy and doesn't faint, needs sex even more. The love is moistened. Zhang Zheng said.
"Ahh I said Xiao Zheng, do you remember what Auntie said that day? ”
"Of course, I remember not only that, but also my aunt's promise to lend her breasts and thighs to her nephew."
"Haha! Seeing that you are so interested in this kind of talk, Auntie, I know that you kid is an authentic little pervert. ”
"Auntie is right, my nephew is indeed a little pervert, but I, this little pervert, only ...... to my aunt."
"Why?"
"Because, there is no woman worthy of a nephew in the world."
"Haha! I said Xiao Zheng, you can even find such a good reason to deal with the title of 'pervert', Auntie simply admires you to death. ”
"Auntie, don't die, if you leave, how will your nephew survive this life."
"Haha!"
"Auntie, are you laughing at something?"
"Do you remember the way you looked that day? I can't help but laugh whenever I think of what you said. ”
"Isn't it this sentence: Since my aunt wants to give me her chest and thighs, of course I will gladly accept it, it's better to hit the day than to hit the day, and it's not as good as today, so hurry up and ......"
"Yes, that's it."
However, the aunt's next sentence almost made the nephew vomit blood and die on the spot. Especially when I think of your words in the dead of night, my nephew will almost die of exhaustion. ”
"Ahh I said Xiao Zheng, do you still have the habit of playing with your hands? ”
"Nope."
"And you just now?"
"I mean, my nephew doesn't usually have this habit, and he only does it when he thinks of his aunt."
"Ahh Are you right? ”
"Absolutely."
"What did I say at the time, almost made you vomit blood and die?"
"You say: Wait, I said stinky boy, you are too anxious, of course this kind of big thing can't be hasty, you need to ......"
"It's ambiguous enough, no wonder it almost made you vomit blood and ......"
"It's not just ambiguous, it's just tempting the dead."
"you, is that an exaggeration?"
"Do you think, the meaning behind this sentence is ......"
"What does that mean?"
"Of course, it means substantive issues."
"What is the substantive issue?"
"Of course it's possible to enter the ......"
"I said Xiao Zheng, why are you spitting, doesn't this seem to be your style?"
"Shall I say that?"
"Say, no one has gagged you."
"Of course, it means to enter, to enter Auntie's body."
"Ahh You, you ......'
"That's what Auntie told your nephew."
"Haha! You're right, it was my aunt who asked you to say it, isn't it just to enter, to enter the body? How big is it? ”
"Auntie doesn't mind?"
"Mind what? Aren't we just talking? And there's no real one? Don't worry, Auntie won't mind. By the way, I said Xiao Zheng, this flower is a world, a skirt and a scenery, how did you come up with it, these two sentences are so exciting. ”
"When I see my aunt, I will be inspired by it, so I will say it in passing."
"Actually, the most exciting thing has to be said to be the theory that the crotch is on fire."
"What crotch? What is on fire? Why can't my nephew remember? ”
"Isn't it true that 'before the crotch catches fire, I have to take fire measures to nip the fire in the bud'? You won't really forget, will you? ”
"Of course I didn't forget. However, it's all to blame Auntie. ”
"What do you blame me?"
"It was your words that almost set my nephew's crotch on fire."
"Which word?"
"I just finished talking and got under your pomegranate skirt to see your beautiful legs, beautiful hips, beautiful hips, beautiful ......"
"Beauty what? You say. Ye Zhixin urged.