Chapter 265 [Brother Monkey also learns to use circles?] 】
Netizens also became excited all of a sudden!
"I'll go!"
"This is a loud slap in the face!"
"It's a slap in the face! The ability to slap the face is leveraged! ”
"Now those experts have suffered a big loss, just now they were clamoring that the senior brother invited some shrimp soldiers and crab generals, but now, the senior brother has brought the most powerful Buddha! However, it still doesn't seem to be useful! ”
"I took another tranquilizer again and again, haha, Teacher Han Shuo is so good, what I admire most is your courage to dare to fight to the end with experts!"
"Hehe, these experts who bring joy to everyone, but then again, without the foil of these experts, where would it be possible to show the power of our teacher Han Shuo?"
And those experts were sitting in front of the computer, covering their faces, as if their faces were really swollen by Han Shuo, and what made them most uncomfortable was that they didn't dare to refute them at all, because this was undoubtedly digging their own graves!
Han Shuo said with a smile: "By reading Journey to the West, we understand a truth: the best people do not use swords, guns, swords, halberds, fists, feet, sticks, and sticks, and the best people are people who are very good at making circles. The circle of the Buddha is dedicated to the braincase, and when he recites a mantra, his brain is cracked, and he is disciplined to enter the Buddha's door! Daozu's circle has a special set of weapons, with what weapons and magic weapons you have, you can confiscate them all with one brain!
Therefore, the most powerful magic weapon in Journey to the West is the circle. ”
"It's indeed a circle, this circle is really a bomb!"
"Yes, you can take away everything, and even the gold sand of the Buddha can be taken away, it's really amazing!"
"When will I be able to have such a circle? When the time comes, all the money in the world will be mine! ”
"Cut. Upstairs is really out of the money, if I want to have such a baby, I will take all the hamburgers! ”
Netizens actively discussed Han Shuo's remarks, but it seems that the more they discussed, the more serious the deviation from the topic became!
Han Shuo immediately threw out a question and fished out the topic: "Since we have already talked about it before. The most powerful magic weapon in "Journey to the West" is circles, so let's talk about the senior brother and see how he learned to use circles. ”
Netizens were still talking about it, but as soon as they saw Han Shuo's meager release, they immediately put away their hearts about the topic and turned their attention to Han Shuo's meager content.
"I rub? Big brother also uses circles? ”
"Teacher Han Shuo, can we not be funny? Big brother obviously uses a stick? How can it be a circle? When did he change weapons? I've never seen it! You must be wrong this time! ”
"That's right, the big brother's stick can be big or small; It can be thick or fine. Coarse as a mountain, thin as an ear; It can be hard or soft, when it is hard, it can break many weapons, and when it is soft, it can be turned into rope. With such a baby, how could the elder brother be replaced by another treasure? Although the circle is indeed very powerful, it is only the circle that collects all the weapons in the world! ”
"How do I feel like these guys upstairs are going to be slapped in the face? When did our teacher Han Shuo tell a lie? ”
"Poof, how did you say what I was about to say? I just typed out this paragraph, and you sent it, so I deleted the words that I had just typed out with great difficulty. I posted this paragraph again. ”
In response to the doubts of netizens, Han Shuo smiled calmly: "Don't believe it. There is really such a time in Journey to the West! ”
Netizens also cooperated to raise the bar.
"Don't believe it!"
"Teacher Han Shuo must be teasing us!"
"I'm not convinced, if you can really find out such a time, Mr. Han Hongsuo, I will eat chili peppers live! It's very spicy and spicy! ”
Do you eat chili peppers? Then I will reluctantly satisfy you.
Holding the psychology of mischief, Han Shuo smiled and sent out the explanation: "
This story starts in the fiftieth chapter in the middle of Journey to the West, and Sun Wukong began to upgrade through the tempering on the road of learning scriptures. Because he's learning how to make circles, too!
At the beginning of the story, Sun Wukong went to fast, turned around and wanted to go, but came back and said, "Master, I know you don't have much to sit on. I'll settle down with you. After that, he immediately took the golden hoop stick, drew a circle on the ground, invited them to sit in the circle, and said to Tang Seng: "This circle painted by Lao Sun is as strong as the copper wall and iron wall. But you are not allowed to go out of the circle, but only sit firmly in the middle, so that you are safe; But if you go out of the circle, you will be poisoned. Millions, millions! To the will, to the will! ”
This is the first time that Sun Wukong has made a circle, not the white bone spirit shown on TV. Did the circle he drew have any effect? How useful is it? Because there is no verification, no one knows! But he's bragging, for sure! Because the golden hoop stick will be confiscated by others, not to mention the circle drawn by the golden hoop stick.
Zhu Bajie didn't believe his nonsense at all: he drew a circle with the stick, if there were really tigers, wolves, monsters, and beasts, how could he stop them? I had to give it to him for nothing. Tang Seng was also skeptical.
Sun Wukong's real intention in drawing this circle is that Tang Seng has no sitting nature, so he is running around, and he draws a circle to frame and restrict him, so as not to go around looking for people when he comes back from fasting. As for whether the circle he drew has any effect, the important thing is that this is a major sign, marking that the monkey head has opened his mind and has begun to play tricks to make the circle, his circle has initially possessed the prototype of the "control" characteristic, and the circle he made can also trap a few people! At least, Tang Seng was trapped by him.
When this matter was over, Tang Seng said: "Apprentice, I owe you a lot!" Thank you enough! I didn't know that there was no circle mark, so there was such a fatal harm. The practitioner said: "I don't hide it from the master, just because you don't believe in my circle, but you teach you to accept other people's circles." How much suffering, sigh, sigh! When Sanzang heard this, he was grateful and said: "Virtuous disciple, after this time, I will definitely listen to your orders next time." ””
After Han Shuo finished sending the evidence, he sent another snickering expression: "Hey, the evidence is already here, it seems that a netizen is going to be unlucky." ”
The excitement of netizens is even higher!
"Haha!"
"Fly away!"
"It's a feast for your eyes!"
"Is the pepper spicy enough? Do you want to send you a major feature of our republic, Chaotian Pepper? ”
"I can't bear to look at it!"
"I hope this netizen can live until tomorrow morning!" (To be continued......)