Zhang Zheng said: "Yes, this small island is in the middle of these countries, and it is very convenient to travel, so I plan to organize them to travel to Southeast Asia first." ”

"Hey! I said Qianqian, how did it become our island? Zhang Zheng asked.

"I, that's what I said, aren't you my brother? Isn't your island my island? Hey! Zhang Qian said embarrassedly.

"Okay, Qianqian said well, it's our family's island, and when we travel to Southeast Asia in the future, we can live in our own home." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, I can see the 'big' part of your body." Yu Li said.

"Tell me, what's so special about my brother?" Zhang Zheng said.

"Brother Zhang is tall and big, especially that mouth is much bigger than the average person." Yu Li said with a smile.

"The little girl is smart, my brother's mouth is indeed not small, as the saying goes, a man's mouth eats all directions, so my brother is very blessed and has eaten almost all the world's delicacies." Zhang Zheng said.

"Since men's mouths eat in all directions, what about women's mouths?" Shang Xiaomei asked.

"As the saying goes, a woman eats a poor man, but if she marries a woman with a big mouth, the average man will suffer." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Why?"

"What else? Ordinary men can't afford it. Zhang Zheng said.

"It's just complete nonsense, no matter how much a woman can eat, she won't be able to afford it." Shang Xiaomei said disapprecatingly.

"Hey, I said Xiaomei, this is not what I said, this is what the saint said." Zhang Zheng said.

"Brother Zhang is talking nonsense, right? What saint ever said such a thing? Xiaomei asked.

"The Holy Prophet Master Confucius once said, 'Only women are difficult to raise', which is well documented." Zhang Zheng said.

"Don't check, this is a well-known saying of Confucius, but that's not what people say." Shang Xiaomei said.

"And what did he say?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"The original words of the people are like this: only women and villains are difficult to raise. If it is near, it is not inferior, and if it is far away, it is resentful. Xiaomei said.

"Is it the same as I said?" Zhang Zheng said.

"Although the sentences are not too much, the meaning is too much." Xiaomei said.

"Oh, won't it?"

"How not? What people mean is that women and villains are very difficult to get along with. If you get close, you will not be pleasing to the eye; Stay away, but they will blame you. And what about your explanation? Does it mean that women eat a lot more with their mouths, and ordinary men can't afford to raise them, does this mean that they don't gag at all? Shang Xiaomei said.

"Xiaomei is worthy of being a talented girl, she even knows this, my brother admires it too much." Zhang Zheng said.

"This is also called a talented girl? As long as anyone who has gone to school knows this sentence of Master Confucius, I believe you know this sentence better, but it is just taken out of context and used to talk nonsense. Shang Xiaomei smiled.

"Those who know me, only Xiaomei." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Stop! I just saw that your ears were a little big, but I didn't see that your mouth was big, so how could you be considered a person who knew you. Xiaomei said.

"That's right, big ears are one of the 'three big' on my brother's body, since you can see that my brother's ears are big, of course I am my brother's confidant." Zhang Daguan said.

"Ahh Can this also become Brother Zhang's confidant? If this is the standard for becoming Brother Zhang's confidant, then Brother Zhang's confidant will be tens of thousands. Shang Xiaomei smiled.

"That's just a preliminary condition, there are some restrictive conditions, does Sister Xiaomei know the saying that her ears are big?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Of course I do." Xiaomei said.

"Now that you know, let's hear it." Zhang Zheng said.

"The most common theory is that the ears are blessed, and some say that the ears are equal to the emperor's over the shoulder." Xiaomei said.

"Xiaomei is right, because my brother and I have big ears, I am blessed with great fortune and great creation, and I have experienced thousands of battles and battles, and I have escaped from death to live until now, and have accumulated so much wealth. Of course, the most rewarding thing for me is that I have met so many best confidants, which is a more valuable asset than money for my brother. Zhang Zheng said with great satisfaction.

"Speaking of beauty, Brother Zhang hasn't answered his sister's question yet?" Cui Yingying said.

"Sister Yingying, what's the problem?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Brother Zhang, how did you get the four beauties in the capital?" Cui Yingying said.

"There is a saying that the blessed do not need to be busy, but the unblessed are broken. A hundred years of love has been decided, and a thousand miles of marriage are linked. Even if there is a difference of thousands of miles, he has Yue Lao who has become a matchmaker in the dark and matches his brother. You say it's a coincidence, or a chance meeting, anyway, the four beauties in the capital have now become my brother's confidantes, of course, in addition, there are six best beauties in the capital who are also my brother's confidants. Zhang Zheng said.

"Ahh I said, Brother Zhang, in addition to the four beauties in the capital, you also have so many confidantes? Let's listen to it and see if my sister knows anyone. Cui Yingying said.