If the water and power outages in the Pingrìli community have long been accustomed to Lao Wang, then Lao Wang's sluggish expression today is not caused by this sudden power outage.

Indeed, his mind is getting more and more confused - the scriptures, the Sahara, the magic, the little blue...... Too many incredible and primordial hopes are brewing and fermenting in Lao Wang's brain, as if waiting for an eruption at some point!

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Come on! Lao Wang was a little thirsty, and said silently to the water dispenser in his impression.

However, nothing happened in the glass of water in his hand.

"What's going on?" , Lao Wang tried again, but it was still the same.

This time, Lao Wang couldn't sit still, you know, if he really lost this superpower, then the dream just now would be in vain.

Lao Wang wants to open the scriptures, but what should he do if there is no power supply?

After thinking about it, Lao Wang decided to go to the Internet café - fortunately, he didn't delete the article in his mailbox.

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"Miss, open me a computer."

"Qing shows his ID." The waitress at the front desk of the Internet café glanced at Lao Wang with slanted eyes, as if to say, "Xiaoxiao, I don't know the rules!" ”

Lao Wang floped all over his body and found that he didn't have his ID card with him.

"I'm sorry, I really didn't bring my ID today......"

"I'm sorry, I can't go online without an ID!" Before Lao Wang finished speaking, she gave Lao Wang a break.

"I'm fucking cāo!" A burst of anger surged in Lao Wang's heart, and he walked straight out of the door.

A half-drunk bottle of pure water thrown outside the door aroused Lao Wang's desire to try the mantra again.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Let the panties get wet! Lao Wang was obviously angry to a certain extent.

"Ahh A scream of wind sāo quickly passed through the glass door of the Internet café and went straight into his eardrums.

“cāo！ I understand! Lao Wang's expression suddenly became a little strange.

"It turns out that I have to look at the water sources to achieve their goal." Lao Wang thought about it, and his heart was even more ecstatic.

Thinking of the mess in Miss Fengsāo's underwear again, Lao Wang's underneath couldn't help but get nervous.

"Okay, I'm refreshing her!"

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Into her-! Lao Wang stared at the water bottle on the ground and continued.

It was another scream that made people think about Fei Fei, and Lao Wang, who was standing at the door, was already laughing backwards and backwards.

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When he went home, he passed by a copy shop, and Lao Wang wanted to print out the "true scriptures" so that he didn't have to worry about some special circumstances. But when I touched my pocket, I realized that not only did I not bring my ID card, but I also didn't bring out my wallet. The worst part is that the key to the house is still hanging on the wallet!

Zhuang Ziyun: Blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular.

Within a few minutes, a few drops of bean-sized raindrops hit the bridge of Lao Wang's nose.

"I'm fucking cāo!" Lao Wang finally stepped up, but it seemed that the rain was sincerely against him, and within two minutes, a heavy rain fell on his head.

Lao Wang remembered those few mantras in a hurry, and muttered in his heart with the intention of trying it.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. cāo, form a circle to protect Lao Tzu! ”

In an instant, the ticking sound above his head immediately stopped, and Lao Wang boldly opened his eyelids full of rain.

“cāo！” , a small blister just packed Lao Wang inside, no matter how the wind and rain raged outside, Lao Wang had no need to worry.

"Hahaha......" Lao Wang, who was walking alone in the rainy night, laughed regardless of it.

"Stop!"

Several soaking wet men in black suddenly appeared in front of the crazy old Wang.

It may be because the rain is too heavy, and several people don't see the "protective layer" around Lao Wang at all.

"Is there something wrong?" Lao Wang stopped and asked, although he knew what the people in front of him were from.

"Hand over your wallet." One of the men in black pulled out a dagger from his body and shook it vigorously in front of Lao Wang.

"I'm sorry buddies, Lao Wang didn't go out with his wallet today!" Lao Wang saw that there was rainwater everywhere that he could call at any time and many sewer outlets with stolen roofs, so he naturally calmed down a lot.

"What! Don't die! The man took another step forward.

Seeing this, Lao Wang finally lost his patience, "I'm fucking cāo!" I'm not playing with you guys! ”

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Let a few bastards drink more! ”

I saw that a piece of rain on the road immediately gathered into several columns of water with thick bowls, soared into the air, and went straight to the faces of several black-clothed people.

"Ah, Boss...... Old ......"

He ...... Mother...... Target. ”

Through the struggling conversation of several people, Lao Wang judged that they were almost drunk.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Stop! ”

After a panicked shout, the crackling sound of raindrops finally returned.

"Big brother, spare us! The kid has eyes and doesn't know Tarzan! ”

"Yes, big brother, spare us!"

Seeing a few people kneeling in front of them begging for mercy, the anger in Lao Wang's heart finally extinguished.

"Alright,! Just get me an ID and get some money. Thinking that he didn't have the key to the house on him, Lao Wang thought to himself, it seems that he can only find a hotel to stay in tonight.

"Big brother, here you go!" A man in black flatteringly offered something that had been prepared for a long time.

"Fuck off!" Lao Wang turned his head and walked towards the Xingfeng Hotel opposite.

Behind him, several men in black crawled and disappeared into the rainy night.

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