Chapter 3: The first task, persuading people to eat (asking for collections, asking for investment, asking for recommendations)
Follow the winding road down the hill and into the city.
Seeing the demons of hell on both sides of the road, Blackie's worldview was refreshed.
Every few meters along the street, there is a floating flame, the flame has hands, eyes, and mouths, and from time to time it condenses a fireball in its hand and throws it into the sky, it is a hellish creature - the fire demon.
There were several vicious dogs that had been beaten to a bloody pulp, dragging the dog food found from the residents' houses and running down the road, and it was the hellish creatures - hellhounds.
There were leukemia patients in black evening gowns, holding dead old hens, mouths full of blood, and that was hellish creatures - vampires.
There is a little girl leaning against the wall, holding a makeup case and constantly powdering her face, it is a hellish creature - a succubus.
Is this really a creature of hell?
Blackie felt like he saw a fake army of hell.
Half of humanity's territory is occupied by demons, and according to Blackie's previous understanding, hellish demons should be extremely brutal and bloodthirsty creatures.
But see this scene.
Are you sure you're not here to be funny?
Walking a few blocks through the city, Gers and Blackie saw a Chaos Demon crouching on the ground with his back to him.
Gers is the real name of the Chaos Demon who caught Xiao Hei, and it is the information that Xiao Hei set out on the way down the mountain just now.
As a Chaos Demon, Gers is more than 2.5 meters tall, and this Chaos Demon squatting on the ground is actually taller than Gers who is standing.
Gers knelt down on one knee against the tall back: "Chief, I've caught a talking rat that has something to say to you. ”
"Oh?" the Chaos Demon Leader turned.
When Blackie saw something behind the Chaos Demon Leader, it suddenly froze.
What is that Chaos Demon doing?
He's eating a boxed lunch, the kind he took out of the convenience store!
In front of him was already stacked a pile of empty lunch boxes, about a meter high, and the other pile had not yet been opened.
The lunch boxes on both sides add up, and the height directly breaks two meters.
So edible, are you a pig?
Looking at the Chaos Demon beside him, there was actually an expression of envy on his face.
What the hell is this?
Opened the wrong way?
Xiao Hei is no longer able to complain.
"Can you speak?" The Chaos Demon Leader seemed to be interested in Blackie, and he leaned over his huge head, with upside-down flames flying in the corners of his eyes, "Tell me something." ”
When the demon leader spoke, a gust of wind erupted from his mouth, blowing so that the little black eyes could hardly open, and he could only squeak reluctantly twice.
"It seems that he can't speak. The demon leader shook his head: "Take it back! Rats have a strong reproductive ability, and they can be used to improve their food when they don't eat it in the future." ”
Black: "???"
Xiao Hei, who came to his senses, looked confused, if it weren't for the smell of your mouth and the smell of rotten vegetable leaves, I wouldn't be able to speak?
And to improve the food, Xiao Hei was trembling when he heard it.
"Wait!" Xiao Hei hurriedly called out to the demon leader who was about to turn away, "I can change the current situation of your Hell Demon Clan. ”
"Oh?" the demon leader paused, slowly turned around, looked at the small fellow again, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "Interesting, do you know what our people are going through? ”
"The ancient beings beneath the abyss are about to recover, and your food is getting scarce, to the point where you have to wage dimensional wars to grab supplies. ”
Speaking of excitement, Xiao Hei climbed out of Gers's fist and stood on the third knuckle of his huge index finger: "I know very well the extent of the war between you and humans, but I want to tell you one thing, the final means of humanity have not yet been taken, if you push them too quickly, everyone can only break up and end up together." ”
Xiao Hei said that the last resort was nuclear weapons, and the demon leader had received information about this, and his expression was a little unsettled: "You... How do you know so clearly?"
Of course your subordinate told me, Xiao Hei glanced back proudly.
Ever since he saw those lunch boxes, Gers's eyes froze, and his body turned fossilized and motionless.
"You don't care how I know, you just need to know that I can change your status quo and help you achieve a win-win situation with humanity. When it came to this, Xiao Hei could only bite the bullet: "I'll negotiate with the human race on your behalf, as long as the human beings of the Azure Star don't die, you will have a steady supply of food, and you don't have to worry about the fish dying and the net will be broken." ”
The demon leader's eyes lit up, and the negotiation could only be carried out if the language could communicate.
However, it takes time to learn a language, and they are here to plunder, so they don't have that much spare time.
This little mouse can speak the language of demons, maybe...
Seeing that the demon leader was moved, Xiao Hei immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue: "Stop the invasion immediately, and I will inform the humans of the Blue Star of your request." ”
"But do you know the human language?" asked the Chaos Demon, a little worried.
"Yes, of course I will, I am a hamster native of the Blue Star, I have learned the language of humans a long time ago, I don't believe me, tell you. Then, Xiao Hei talked about a human version of the Chaos Demon.
Whether it's the language of the Chaos Demon or the language of the humans, it's like something engraved in Xiao Hei's mind.
When you want it, open your mouth and come.
The demon leader nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, that's the kind of sound that those humans make when they see us." ”
"Then I decided. The demon leader's body of nearly 5 meters stood up straight, and he looked at Xiao Hei with a solemn gaze: "As the leader of the 7th Army of the Hell Demons, I am officially canonized..."
Xiao Hei pointed to his chest: "Xiao Hei, my name is Xiao Hei." ”
"Officially canonized Xiao Hei as a diplomat of our army, in charge of negotiating with the Azure Star humans. ”
"Thank you, Chief. Xiao Hei bowed seriously to the Chaos Demon Leader.
In this way, its rat life can be saved.
"Don't call me Leader in the future, my name is Dickens Kirk, you can call me Dickens. The demon leader glanced Hei up and down, "Our token is too big for you and needs to be remade, besides, you're too weak, Gels." ”
"Gels?"
"Gers!"
After shouting three times, Deakens was a little impatient, and the dumbfounded Chaos Demon withdrew his gaze from the lunch box: "Lord Deacens, my subordinates are here!"
"You've been staying by Blackie's side lately to keep him safe. Deakens said.
"Yes!"
"Black, I'll give you the first quest now. Deakens said.
"So fast?" Seeing Deacens' slowly condensed brows, Xiao Hei quickly changed his words, and the rat head quickly clicked a few times: "I promise to complete the task." ”
"Help me convince those stupid humans, some of them haven't eaten in three days, and if I die too much, I'll have a hard time. Deakens said.