Chapter 039: Looking for Him in the Crowd (3) Let your mother's bullshit
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Lin Wan'er swore not to show her level at the poetry fight, and everyone no longer forced it, after all, making poetry is a very painstaking thing, in fact, Lin Wan'er is unwilling to do it in her heart, plagiarizing the name of the winner is not Lin Wan'er's original intention, and it is more troublesome to explain some allusions and stories, so directly practice closed-mouth meditation, don't speak, don't do poetry.
At this time, Lin Hanlin and Lin Qianyi also came, these two people were not as active as Zhao Qian, and there was still a little tofu left, and everyone walked towards the Doushi Club with a smile.
When everyone came to the scene of the poetry fight, the surrounding area was already full of people, whispering to each other, and several red lanterns were hung high, brightly lit, making the entire painting street as bright as day. The crowd was in a circle, surrounded by several tables in the middle, on which were pens, ink, paper, inkstones, and some melons and fruits were also placed one by one.
On the front and back is the largest painting boat in Lanzhou City, the bow of the boat is as high as three zhang, divided into two layers, the first floor is lined with seven chairs, it is the judge of this poetry meeting, among them, there is Mr. Duan who wrote the preface, and there is also a Mr. Lin Qianyi and Lin Hanlin's Mr. Qin, the two sit in front, their demeanor is pleasant, Mr. Duan is free and easy, and Mr. Qin is more rigorous. The two were talking, and they didn't know what to talk about, but they saw Mr. Duan stretching out his hand and pointing at Lin Wan'er in the crowd, and nodded his head. Old Mr. Qin also looked at it with a smile. The other five are all well-known scholars in Lanzhou City and are highly respected by everyone.
The space above the second floor is not as good as the first floor, but there are more tables and chairs in the row, and in the middle sits Wang Qinian, the magistrate of Shanzhou, and next to him are the businessmen of Shanzhou City, including Lin Puling of the Lin family, Liu Hongda of the Lanzhou Book Company, and Shen Songwen of the Chongshu Book Company. In addition, Han Laoshan, the well-deserved head of the Han family, did not attend due to family matters.
Wang Qinian, the governor of Shanzhou, who was sitting in front of him, stood up, pressed down with both hands, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then arched his hand to the sky, and said: "Today, Your Majesty is concerned about the people of the world, recuperating, reducing taxes, and making great efforts. I follow the strategy of governing the country for the benefit of the people, build dams, attach importance to production, and the food is also climbing high...... "18,000 words are omitted here, and during the period, it was also specifically mentioned that Lin Wan'er entered the fifth place in the small literature list and won glory for Lanzhou.
Everyone looked at Lin Wan'er, Lin Wan'er scratched her head with one hand, and said, "Coincidentally, coincidentally." ”
In the end, Wang Qinian opened his mouth and said: "The Lantern Festival Poetry Fighting Meeting begins. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a young man in a long shirt walked out of the crowd, bowed his hand to everyone, and said, "In Xialiu Chengyuan, there is a song for you to taste." Then he walked to the desk, picked up the brush from the table, pondered for a while, and wrote down the poem: A bell is broken in the sunset, and there is a breeze everywhere in front of the door. The yellow leaves of the sycamore fall in the autumn rain, and the flowers will go with the wind tomorrow morning. Sigh life, hurt and part, when will I see the people of Nangui again. Now that the temples are white, I don't know when I will see the spring breeze.
A poem is written, everyone has different expressions, people who don't understand can't hear the good and bad, they just think it's okay, they can't say what is good, it's not good, what is not good.
A small servant folded up the paper and sent it to the judges' office on the first floor of the painting boat.
Mr. Duan looked at the poems and said, "What kind of laush, bullshit." ”
Old Mr. Qin shook his head with a smile and said, "Old Duan's vision is too high, this is a lot of effort, although it is not outstanding, but it can barely be rated as average." ”
Mr. Duan stiffened his neck and replied: "After working hard, it still doesn't make sense, there is no new idea, it is hard to make up, pretentious, I think it is better to throw it into the river." ”
The two old men argued, and the other five judges discussed with each other, first evaluating a middle and lower level, and seeing how the later ones were. The poem came to Wang Qinian's hand again, and he saw Wang Qinian's eyes passing lightly, and there was no expression on his face.
Jane also made a similar evaluation below: "I worked hard, but my talent is not high, and I am stiff and have no texture." Lin Wan'er and everyone said "oh" together, it turns out that this poem is such a level!
Later, a few young people came to the stage to write poems, Mr. Duan read them one by one, his face became worse and worse, and his mouth kept fragmenting thoughts, Mr. Qin had a good temper, but he couldn't help but say "miserable" at the end.
Mr. Duan couldn't help it, standing on the first floor of the painting boat, and shouted at Lin Wan'er in the distance: "Mr. Lin, you come to the stage to make one or two poems, these poems are all bullshit!" The old man doesn't want to suffer here all night, his eyes and ears, and even his heart is like a pot of oil. ”
When a sentence is shouted, the poetry will be quiet, and those young people who have written poems also feel ashamed and embarrassed, and they are embarrassed to be said to be like this in public.
Lin Wan'er looked at everyone's eyes on herself, and the whole person began to retreat, and there were words in her mouth: "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me." ”
At this time, a white-faced scholar walked out of the crowd, holding a folding fan in his hand, with a withered expression and slender fingers, looking at Lin Wan'er who was retreating, and said, "Miss Lin, since you're here, let's make one or two!" "The person who came was none other than Ouyang Tuo.
According to Liu Hongda's advice, Ouyang Tuo was in retreat at home some time ago, in order to write one or two excellent poems, during which he also visited several talented classmates and friends, and bribed them with money, but now they are all hidden in the crowd, in order to "intercept" Lin Wan'er. The remaining five judges on the first floor smiled at each other, and the show began.
When Lin Wan'er saw Ouyang Tuo, she remembered the theft, she was displeased, and she didn't want to see him, so she retreated faster, but she was blocked by the crowd behind her, and she couldn't get out, so she could only speak: "I'm just here to play today, not to fight poetry." ”
But people don't do it, there are some entanglements on the market, and today it's hard to catch the two authors, since it's not clear, then fight and judge a superior. Just now, Ouyang Tuo was obviously not good at coming, and the momentum was violent, Lin Wan'er actually retreated, and everyone inevitably thought in their hearts that this was really Ouyang Tuo's doing, and Lin Wan'er was just plagiarizing.
The old man upstairs sighed uncontrollably, why didn't Mr. Lin show his skills, the clay people have a temperament, although he disdains to dance with people like Ouyang Tuo, but the sharpness of killing the other party is also good. Mr. Qin's eyes obviously brightened, not to mention Wang Qinian, he couldn't wait for the two of them to face each other and write a few more poems that could be on the list.
Ouyang Tuo saw Lin Wan'er's timidity, and said proudly in his heart: "Miss Lin is the best in Lanzhou, why don't you dare to meet Ouyang Tuo, is she afraid?" ”
Chen Xiaoxiao's face flushed with anger, this Ouyang Tuo is really hateful, he opened his mouth and closed his mouth to be domineering, it was obvious that he stole Sister Wan'er, since he still has the face to talk about it here, it is really shameless. Chen Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand to grab Lin Wan'er's arm and said, "Sister Wan'er, you will teach this scoundrel a lesson!" ”
Everyone Jian was also secretly encouraged below, and Lin Qianyi and Lin Hanlin were all full of expectations.
Lin Wan'er cried and said, "I'm just a tofu seller, why are you so embarrassed for me?" ”
The crowd was excited, and they couldn't wait for Lin Wan'er to appear immediately, only Zhao Qian said gently: "If you don't want to do it, you won't do it." As he spoke, he was going to open the way for Lin Wan'er and go home.
When Ouyang Tuo saw this, he sneered and said, "Miss Lin is cowardly before she fights, she must be weak-hearted. It's not a secret, but it was done by myself, but Lin Wan'er stole it and took it for herself. ”
Lin Wan'er didn't hear it, and walked to the periphery under Zhao Gan's escort.
Ouyang Tuo continued: "Think about it, the Lin family was on fire four years ago, the family was in ruins, and Lin Wan'er made a living selling tofu, how could she write? Think about it again, Lin Bao, the sixth elder of the Lin family, was born stupid, presumably the minds of the Lin family are not very active, how can they write. ”
Lin Wan'er suddenly stopped, turned her head with anger on her face, and yelled at Ouyang Tuo: "Let your mother's bullshit!" ”
Ouyang Tuo was stunned, everyone was stunned, but they didn't expect Lin Wan'er to pop out such a sentence.
Ouyang Tuo's reaction was not slow, and he immediately said: "Look, everyone, the words are vulgar and the manners are vulgar......
Before she finished speaking, Lin Wan'er scolded: "Let your mother's bullshit!" ”
Ouyang Tuo was in a hurry to finish his words and just opened his mouth.
"Fuck your shit!"
"Fuck your shit!"
"Fuck your shit!"
Lin Wan'er said it three times in one breath, and although Chen Xiaoxiao felt vulgar, she felt even more relieved.
"Just your cheap bones, cheap ** is also worthy of being my big treasure? Give you a shame, today my mother will discipline you for your mother. Lin Wan'er didn't give up, with a cold little face, she reached out and grabbed the basket in Lin Hanlin's hand, and smashed it at Ouyang Tuo. The basket was still in the air, and he also strode forward, and stretched out his hand to give Ouyang Tuo a big-eared melon seed.
With a slap down, Ouyang Tuo's eyes were full of stars, and he couldn't react. At this time, the centripetal force of the Lin family was undoubtedly revealed, everyone was not afraid of things, and they all rushed forward, while Zhao Qian walked in the front, and a good poetry fight turned into a group beating Ouyang Tuo. Ouyang Tuo's classmates who were hiding in the crowd didn't know why, they just said that they wanted to "intercept" Lin Wan'er in poetry, but they didn't say that they wanted to use their fists and feet!
Mr. Duan was happy to see that Lin Wan'er's temperament was somewhat similar to himself. Mr. Qin held the etiquette of poetry and books, and his brows were furrowed.
Wang Qinian stood on the second floor, suddenly got up, beckoned the surrounding officials to separate everyone, and shouted: "Nonsense, nonsense!" ”
After separating everyone, Ouyang Tuo's nose and face were swollen, and he was a wolf, and he didn't have the calm and calm just now.
Wang Qinian's face was grim, and he instructed the officials, saying, "Beat Lin Wan'er to me!" ”
Lin Wan'er shouted: "Lord Zhizhou, Ouyang Tuo deceived my Lin family and defrauded it, Lin Wan'er is willing to compare poems with this Ouyang Tuo, and guarantees that she can enter the small essay list!" I only hope that the Lord of Zhizhou can give the people a chance. ”
Wang Qinian was suspicious, and said: "Lin Wan'er, don't you exaggerate Haikou, the Great Wei Kingdom has many talents, isn't it possible to enter the small literary list?" ”
Lin Wan'er spoke: "The folk girl just wants to give a chance. ”
Wang Qinian turned to look at Ouyang Tuo and said, "Ouyang Tuo, do you think it's good?" ”
Ouyang Tuo grinned, although there was a small way out of the plan and reality, but in the end he returned to Dou Shi, so he nodded and acquiesced.
Wang Qinian then asked, "Which of the two will come first?" ”
Lin Wan'er said: "The folk girl came first. Let Zhao Qian take care of the three of Dabao, and then instructed Lin Hanlin and Lin Qianyi: "The third and fourth, spread out the paper and write with a pen." He said to Jian Xiaoxiao, who was crying and laughing, and Chen Xiaoxiao, who had a resolute face: "Sister, sister, Wan'er will also write if you are troublesome." ”
Jane nodded lightly in agreement, and Chen smiled heavily to show his full support.
I saw Jian Dajia, Chen Xiaoxiao, Lin Qianyi and Lin Hanlin walking into the venue, each holding a pen and looking up at Lin Wan'er.
Everyone was shocked, is this Lin Wan'er crazy? I want to write four articles in one sitting?!