() In a passionate conversation with Lan Sè.

"Why did it suddenly go offline yesterday?"

"It's a long story."

"Then you better not say it. By the way, tonight we have a class reunion, you can come too! o(∩_∩)o”

"No, your class reunion, what am I going to do?!"

"Do it, my, boyfriend!"

Lao Wang in front of the screen was obviously stunned for a moment--cāo! It's real!

"To go or not!"

"This ......"

"But I've already told my classmates how amazing my boyfriend's magic is, and they're all waiting to see you tonight! You should do me a favor! ”

Although Lao Wang was already so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, he still had to deliberately create an atmosphere that he was very reluctant to come out.

"Forget it, I'll help you this time! The next time it happens, I don't care! ”

“THANKYOU!”

In fact, Lao Wang hopes that what she sent is a sentence LOVEYOU!

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After asking Xiaolan the time and place of meeting, Lao Wang immediately ended the conversation with her.

“cāo！ It's not good to say anything, I have to say that I'm going to be some kind of bastard magic. ”

But the matter has come to this point, and Lao Wang has no choice but to appoint. The reason why I ended the conversation quickly was because I had to practice a few more mantras before the time was up, so as to cope with the "magic show" for a while.

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The third is the preliminary control of cooling.

Thinking of his smashed right foot, Lao Wang felt that he had already mastered the third one, so he passed it.

Fourth, Yan sè's adjustment control zhì.

"Cāo, I've finally come across something fresh!" Lao Wang sighed with emotion, while staring at the mantra on the screen and reciting it, "Jing Wei stands here, and all the water returns to the heart." The water is free, and I am the only one. + what you want to achieve".

As soon as he recited the mantra, Lao Wang couldn't help but be driven by curiosity, and trotted all the way to bring a bottle of orange juice from the kitchen and put it on the computer desk.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water is free, and I am the only one. It becomes a black sè! Lao Wang stared at the juice bottle and recited the mantra seriously, like a young magician casting a spell on something.

But what made Lao Wang depressed was that the orange juice was still orange juice and had not turned into ink.

“cāo！”

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water is free, and I am the only one. It becomes red sè. ”

This second time finally lived up to Lao Wang's expectations, and in the blink of an eye, a bottle of orange and yellow sè liquid turned into a crimson sè - theoretically it should still be orange juice, but Lao Wang didn't have the courage to take a few sips.

"I'm about to become Harry Potter."

After that, Lao Wang tried to transform this poor bottle of juice into more than ten different colors, but he still couldn't change it into a black sè. But for such a small requirement as changing a magic trick, these Yan sè are enough, as for why the black sè is not good, Lao Wang still thought about it carefully, and finally he remembered the restrictions given at the end of the first volume of the scriptures - except for the black sè!

“cāo！ After Lao Tzu becomes the master of Fenwei cāo, it is strange that all the orange juice is not blackened! "It seems that Lao Wang's goal of marching towards the highest level liquid cāo column has been clear, but of course this is not because of his own helpfulness!!

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The time finally came at five o'clock in the afternoon, Lao Wang stood in front of the mirror and shaved his beard a few times, and then rushed to the subway station quickly.

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Outside the door of Lucy's Bar, a long-haired girl in gray and white sè jeans and a pink sè t-shirt is looking around—she is Little Blue.

"Yes, I'm not late!" Her voice had a bit of Zhang Shaohan's flavor.

"For you, I ......"

"Damn, don't glam." Before Lao Wang could play his strengths, Xiaolan blocked his flam mouth and grabbed his flamboyance.

"Come in!" Xiaolan said and took Lao Wang's right hand and walked into the bar.

"Damn, my boyfriend's treatment is really different!"

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"Classmates, this is my boyfriend Wang Jianghai, the magic genius I told you about!"

Depend on! Lao Wang understood one thing when he heard the words magic genius, it seems that today's performance is by no means a casual fool that can be escaped, fortunately he came prepared.

"Then let's get us a few first, handsome guy!" One of Xiaolan's roommates said to Lao Wang.

"That's right, handsome guy, let's have a while!" A few people in the back also screamed.

Lao Wang saw that the situation had begun to get out of control, so he took the initiative to surrender - "The handsome guy doesn't dare to be!" But the magic is to show everyone drip!"

"Can anyone bring me a bottle of water?" Lao Wang tried his best to make his voice full of male charm.

"Next!"

A bottle of Master Kong flew straight to Lao Wang, but fortunately, thanks to the quick response, Lao Wang was not disfigured.

"Alright, I'll play a little trick on everyone first."

I saw Lao Wang gently unscrew the cap of the mineral water, lift the bottle and carefully spill a bottle of mineral water on his pants.

"You're crazy!" Seeing this, Xiaolan on the side kept reminding Lao Wang.

"Handsome guy, don't sue me, you can still take back the water you spilled!" A tall, thin male classmate with sunglasses seemed to laugh a little, causing everyone to snicker.

"That's right, and it's taken back without leaking." Lao Wang could see that the person in front of him was competing with him.

"Hahaha, so be it, if you can really turn the water back on your pants, I'll drink this bottle of water on the spot!"

It was the tall and thin boy who spoke, his name was Ma Ziang, and he was the most arrogant member of the little blue class. Dad is an old director of a software company, and Ma Ziang also spends money like water. The class flowers and school flowers of each class in the school have all been moved into his arms by Ma Ziang's large number of roses, but only a small orchid in his class has deviated from the track in a unique way. racked my brains to pursue, but all I got was a polite decline from Xiaolan - I already have a boyfriend! Ma Ziang, who had failed in many attempts, gradually gave up hope for her, but every time she saw other boys approaching her, a nameless karmic fire spontaneously arose - people are like this, the more things you can't get, the more you pray for them at night!

Undoubtedly, Lao Wang, who appeared as Xiaolan's boyfriend today, has become Ma Ziang's biggest thorn in his side.

Lao Wang also felt this compelling aura from his tone and eyes, but of course Lao Wang would not flinch and fear like the other boys in the little blue class, on the contrary, Lao Wang wanted to have a good time with him! “cāo！ Who's afraid of whom! ”

In the midst of everyone's sighs, a good show is about to be staged.

(Let's vote after reading it, buddies!) It can be regarded as an encouragement and comfort to my code words to spasms! The next chapters will be completed soon, and Ma Ziang's rectification has become an inevitable event! ）

In the midst of all the attention and sighs, Lao Wang began his performance.

In order to convince everyone as much as possible that this was a magic show and not a magic show, Lao Wang tried to search his mind for the fragments of the magic show in his memory.

First of all, Lao Wang shook the bottle around him a few times, and the funny action caused several girls present to laugh.

"Dude, it's okay!" I only heard Ma Ziang sighing below.

Lao Wang didn't say anything, not because of anything else, but at this time, Lao Wang was thinking about how to make this bastard who provoked his ability and majesty more vividly.

"Alas, I said Xiaolan, can you do this boyfriend! Why has this bottle been shaking for two minutes and there is no result, this is suspected of delaying time! It was Xiaolan's roommate Ah Fang who spoke.

"You just watch the show!" Xiaolan's answer showed full trust in Lao Wang.

After a while, the prepared old Wang finally stopped the dizzying shaking and silently recited something in his mouth.

In fact, Lao Wang didn't need to recite the mantra out loud at all, but in order to increase the mystery of the performance, Lao Wang had no choice but to do so.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Come back, bosses! ”

If the expressions of the audience were amazed when they saw David conjure a civil aviation flight from a rag, then when they saw a bottle of Master Kong spilled on his body flowing back into the bottle in an instant, the expressions of the students could be called - jaw-dropping! Even Lao Wang was a little surprised-although his ability level was still very low, it seemed that such a task could still be easily completed!

For a long time, there was silence in the private room.

"Thank you!" Lao Wang's lazy thank you echoed inside and outside the bar.

"There must be someone thirsty, right?!" Lao Wang is by no means a magnanimous person, he only knows one truth - whoever messes with me, Lao Tzu will make him look good!

Everyone reacted at this time, and in an instant, it seemed that countless eyes were looking at Ma Ziang with an embarrassed face.

"You, you're cheating!" Ma Ziang resisted with all his might.

But, ** said - the power of the masses is great! What's more, Ma Zi Angping made too many enemies among the masses, and now he finally got retribution -- more than 20 people sighed for a while.

"Drink, don't pretend to be garlic!"

"Don't make excuses, drink quickly!" ……

"If a breeder loses its great passion, there is no need for us to force it to continue!"

As I said, Lao Wang will never tolerate any bastard who goes against him.

"Count you very much, I'll drink this bottle of water for the time being, and you will feel good after rì!" I saw Ma Ziang break through the encirclement of heavy eyes and walked straight to Lao Wang's side.

Grabbing the water bottle, Ma Ziang made a posture of drinking it all.

"I'm afraid there won't be a rì queen!" Lao Wang silently recited a mantra in his heart, and a sly smile appeared on his face.

"Ah...... Yes...... Help me! ”

It was a roar that resounded inside and outside the bar after Ma Ziang drank his first sip of mineral water.

I saw that he threw away the water bottle in his hand at once, and pressed his hands to his throat with an extremely painful expression.

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After a while, the ambulance came, and Ma Ziang, who was screaming loudly, was carried up by several white coats.

Lao Wang recited a mantra to the half bottle of water on the ground with a strange expression, and then left the bar with Xiaolan.

After the incident, the bar was ordered to temporarily close for business by Jǐng Chale, and everyone naturally dispersed unhappily.

"Cāo fucking Ma Ziang, if you have a problem, you will also be affected by Lao Tzu!"

This is the sigh of a boy who is usually persecuted the most by Ma Ziang.

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"What the hell happened to him?" Xiaolan grabbed Lao Wang's arm and asked in surprise.

"How do I know! Probably crazy! Lao Wang said indifferently.

"But ......"

"Why do you care so much about him?" Lao Wang raised a particularly practical question.

"Nope!" Xiaolan said as she pretended to be a little angry.

"Oh, then let's go eat now!"

After speaking, Lao Wang grabbed her arm and walked into the restaurant on the side of the road.

"Hate you!"

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In fact, what made Ma Ziang roar in pain were only two seemingly weird mantras - the first sentence, "Standing here, all water returns to the heart." The water is crazy, and I am the only one. Boil, my Master Kong! ”。 The second sentence was thought up by Lao Wang for fear that others would find a flaw, "Standing here, all water returns to the heart." The water is quiet, and I am the only one. OK, change Lao Tzu back to the original temperature! ”

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"Drink something?" Lao Wang asked.

"Red wine!" Xiaolan said without thinking.

"You won't be afraid to get drunk for a while, and I'll do something good to make you unforgettable." Lao Wang continued to flamboyate.

"Come on, maybe you don't drink as much as I do! Be careful if you get drunk for a while, I won't send you home! Xiaolan did not show weakness.

"Hey, there's a good show!" Lao Wang smiled evilly.

Two minutes later, the waiter enthusiastically brought two bottles of American red wine.

However, at this time, Lao Wang is struggling in contradiction - today's Xiaolan, a mature smell makes Lao Wang irresistible, and drinking at night with such a woman is the biggest reward for a man - drunk her, it will be OK, and when she wakes up tomorrow morning, she will hug you without hesitation! (Risky behavior, don't imitate!) ）

In the end, Lao Wang decided - the opportunity must not be lost, act tonight!

At the dinner table, Lao Wang raised his wine glass and PK with Xiao Lan with a confident face.

Xiao Lan's enchanting figure and extraordinary amount of alcohol attracted the eyes of several big men next to him.

“cāo！ It's really hard to deal with! Seeing the red wine in the bottle disappear into his mouth one by one, but Xiaolan's face did not change, Lao Wang secretly felt a sense of remorse in his heart, but after thinking about it, why not use the mantra close to his mouth to deal with it.

So, Lao Wang silently recited a few words in his heart.

Xiao Lan, who was in high spirits, definitely didn't notice that there was always more or less more wine in his wine glass—it was in Lao Wang's cup.

Seeing that the two bottles of red wine disappeared into the conversation and laughter of the two with lightning speed, Lao Wang happily found that Xiaolan was no longer good.

"Drink, drink, you!" Little Blue blushed and picked up the wine glass and continued to the wine.

"You've drunk too much!" Lao Wang's kind reminder actually wanted to confirm whether his judgment was correct.

"I, I don't have much!"

However, this is the mantra of ninety percent of drunkards.

"I'm finally done you!" Lao Wang sighed in his heart, after all, in the three years of high school, Xiaolan was full of Lao Wang's interest, and today, it seems that the dream can come true!

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"Waiter, check out!"

Lao Wang picked up Xiaolan, who was reluctant to give up on the wine glass, and got into a yellow taxi directly.

The car was speeding on the main road with flashing lights, and the blood of the old beast was boiling.

Twenty minutes later, Lao Wang kicked the door open......

(Hey, Lao Wang's "xingfu" life is coming!) Buddies, vote for support, and I also try to make Lao Wang Shuang for a while! Stay tuned! ）;