(Girls' Literature) "Yes, yes, yes! "I thought of it! I want to make it my life's goal!

Li Xu jumped up from the quilt and shouted: "Lao Tzu wants to be a detective!" ”

Think of it, do it!

He immediately got up, spent two hours, registered a company, and he gave the company a well-known name-

Roar - Loud as a detective agency.

Absolutely bang for it! Ahem! I'm so talented!

He appointed himself the post of chairman......

Of course, there must be a chairman and a director...... He immediately called the three. Those three goods were still playing chess with Zhou Gong, and when they received a call from him, their first thought was: This goods are crazy! The second thought is: Nima...... Detective? Sounds like a hanging......

The three of them immediately agreed, and promised to join the board of directors with 500% favor!

Now, the chairman and directors are there, and the employees are missing!

So...... Sun Xiaopang...... Entrusted with this glorious and difficult task. Then, five people expressed their opinions in the newly established company's QQ group.

Mainly for Sun Xiaopang's work responsibilities, a relatively complete guidance and planning have been made......

Sun Xiaopang's main work is as follows: detective, assistant to the chairman, secretary to the director, receptionist, operator, cleaning, cashier...... Anyway, everything that the chairman and directors don't like to do...... It's all up to him.

Sun Xiaopang strongly protested: "Oh, mom, what are you doing here? Isn't it bullying honest people?! Why do I have to do so much work? ”

Li Xu snorted and said, "There are five of us, and you are the only one who gets the salary!" If you call again, I'll replace you immediately! ”

Sun Xiaopang stopped squeaking. Truly...... There are only five people in the company, don't look at the four high positions and loud names, but he is really the only one who gets the salary, although the salary is only ...... Four hundred dollars. (The other four are each to pay him a hundred per month...... ）

Insult! It's just an insult! These 400 yuan are not enough for one-tenth of his living expenses!

Li Xu said bitterly: "The money is a little less, but at least you start to make money!" A good start is half the battle! The four of us are still digging out money, and you have an income, better than us! ”

Sun Xiaopang pouted and shook slightly!

Li Xu played his core role as a leader and patiently explained: "Young man...... In the early days of starting a business, don't worry so much...... When we recruit employees again, we will immediately promote you to sensible! ”

Sun Xiaopang thought that Li Xu had made a typo and made the director sensible...... As a result, in the near future, after he really became "sensible", he realized how stupid he was at that time......

After the employees were also in place, the five of them worked together to think of advertising words for the company, Sun Xiaopang said: "I think of an advertising slogan that is a thief: second milk, little three, nemesis of extramarital affairs!" ”

"No, no, no!" Li Xu was the first to veto, "We are going to do big things, how can we take over these low-grade tasks such as checking the second, third, and fourth grades for others!" ”

Ye Wei proposed: "Our advertising slogans should not be so specific, and it is better to be uniform, such as: The secret is in hand, I have it in the world!" ”

“OK！ That's it! Li Xu said again: "But it's not lively enough...... thought about it, and added: "The secret is in hand, I have it in the world!" How about biu~biu~? After adding this onomatopoeia, can we immediately see our lofty temperament? ”

"Okay! So be it! The other four unanimously raised their hands to pass! (Send scissor hands in the group, count as raising your hand to pass...... ）

After the establishment of the company, Li Xu, the "chairman", began to get busy, and now their company is not famous. (It's not famous at all...... Of course, Li Xu will not admit it! ）

So...... He had to run his own business.

His primary goal is to go to major shopping malls, because shopping malls are the easiest places to find chicken love, and the most common place where big bosses bring Xiaomi to is shopping malls.

Hehe, take a look, how wise you are, you just met two thieves when you appeared!

Moreover, he seems to have swept to the person in the photo...... It's familiar! It seems to be his brother!

Grandma's! Let these two thieves send out the photos, and that's worth it!

Li Xu grabbed the necks of the two of them and smiled grimly: "Hurry up and hand over the camera!" Don't force the master to do it! ”

The thin man with the SLR camera suddenly smiled "silly", "This man-you are really funny, we were arrested before, everyone asked for a memory card, and it was the first time, someone asked us for a camera...... Are you trying to rob? ”

Li Xu was embarrassed......

The two of them were slightly stunned when they saw him, and they looked at each other, one, two, three, and the two suddenly pulled his hands away, jumped up and ran! Like a rabbit, "swishing" out of the way! To do what they do, they have to run fast!

However, Li Xu was not weak, he threw off his two long legs and chased after him with a sigh. The two people in front of him immediately divided into two ways, Li Xu was not stupid, he immediately went to chase the one with the camera.

The thin man with the camera runs very fast, and he is especially good at drilling small alleys, and he looks like a repeat offender! Li Xu chased with his life! There is a photo of his brother, if such an ugly photo reaches the public, will his brother still have a face?

…… Li Xu was crazy, his back butt was on fire, and he chased forward with a roar. The two of them jumped up and down to drill the alley, and the other stepped on the soles of their feet like Hot Wheels, chasing forward like crazy.

The two men chased from half past ten in the morning until four in the afternoon...... Not a drop of water in an afternoon! In the winter, both of them can drip water from their padded jackets......

In the end, the thin man with the camera finally collapsed......

In a small alley, he knelt down trembling all over, "Big brother-big brother...... Stop chasing! I'll get you on your knees......"

He didn't even have the strength to breathe, and he spoke with a big tongue......

The body staggered and said, "Big brother, I really don't understand...... Why are you chasing me so hard? If you look at my shoes, they are all ...... It's all bare-toe...... Look! ”

He lifted his foot, and the soles of his shoes were really worn out.

He rolled his eyes angrily, "Big brother! My shoes, but King Adi! A brand! You say you'...... Isn't it idle...... What the hell are you chasing me for? I'll take these photos and give them to the editor-in-chief, and maybe I'll be able to turn it into a regular ...... You...... Why are you chasing me so desperately? ”

Li Xu was covered in "fairy energy"......

He blushed and had a thick neck, gasping for breath and walking over, grabbing the kid, "Less nonsense!" It's my brother in that picture, if I let you run away, I'll go back, I'll have to kneel for him! Got it? Hurry up and hand it over, hurry up! ”

“……”

Seeing the thin man's reluctance, Li Xu smiled coldly, "Be happy!" Do you want to hand it over directly, or do you want me to get you naked and hand it over again? ”

"Don't mind...... I'll deliver! "The thin man is really out of luck, he is so prostrated that he can't even sit still......

With trembling fingers, he took out the memory card and handed it to him: "Ah...... Toss for nothing! ”

Li Xu took the memory card, put it in his pocket, and took out another twenty yuan and threw it to him.

The thin man laughed angrily, "Brother! That's not enough...... It's only 20 yuan, do you want to send the food? My shoes are King Adi! 198 bought! ”

"Turtle calf - am I giving you money to buy shoes? Master's shoes are still bought on Fifth Avenue, and those chasing you are all running and tied up! You're going to pay me a pair too? ”

The thin man smiled "Hanhan", "Brother...... What kind of road is Fifth Avenue? ”

"Give me less stinky poverty!" Li Xu glared at him and said with a smile: "Less nonsense!" Give you 20 yuan, it's for you to buy a memory card, hurry up and go-"

"Gotcha! Toss for nothing! The thin man got up tremblingly, and stuffed a business card for Li Xu with trembling fingers: "Brother, what business will you have in the future...... Don't forget the old brother......"

Li Xu took his business card, and his heart moved, this thing is good! His company also has to get this, where to hand over the business card...... Isn't that business coming?

Well! He put away his business card and hurried a taxi home.

When I got home, I sent the photo to the company group, and the other four people, before they saw what it was, replied as if they were bloody:

"What is this?"

"Is it mission information?"

"I went out for a day, and I came to business?"

"It's not the chairman! Cow"

When the document was finished, everyone looked at it and ...... for a moment The whole world is quiet!

Immediately afterwards, the group erupted into an unprecedented hilarious swiping screen: "Hahaha-"

"Hahaha-haha-"

The thin man said, "Hahahaha...... Is this Mu Zheng? ”

Lao Hei deliberately took a screenshot of the photo of Mu Zhengxue next door to Wu Lao Er's convulsions, and enlarged it.

Ye Wei laughed and said, "Emma, my brother...... Chasing girls is hard enough! I've got to give him a thumbs up! ”

Sun Xiaopang was upset, "I thought you were running business!" If I don't have a business, what can I do to earn a commission! ”

Ye Wei had an idea, "Who said this is not a business anymore?" This business is still a big business! ”

Several other people immediately came to their senses, and Ye Wei squinted his eyes and said, "This kid Mu Zheng is now the best in our circle." Last time, Boss Yun scolded us, isn't it because of Mu Zheng! We're going to have to toss him! ”

"Gotcha...... It's all brothers......" As soon as the thin man's words came out, he was flattened by a group of people!

Ye Wei said: "Haven't you heard that famous saying? Stick a knife in your brother's ribs, and stick a knife in your brother's ribs for a woman! ”

"...... "Does this have anything to do with women?"

Then, several people secretly agreed that the photo would still be given to him. But...... When to give it? How to give it?

Hey...... Gotta get him some blood!

Ye Wei was the most damaged, and suddenly smiled evilly, and asked everyone, "Under normal circumstances, what are we doing at five or six o'clock in the afternoon?" ”

Li Xu said: "Nonsense! Eat! ”

Ye Wei made a sinister expression: "That's right!" Dinner at five or six o'clock, and seven or eight o'clock? ”

……

The question is delicate......

Li Xu praised, "Brother! You are truly my brother! In the future, I will find a girl on a date, and turn off the phone on time after seven o'clock! ”