() If it were you, so many strange things with mixed joys and sorrows were thrown at you at the same time, I wonder how the brothers would feel? But one thing is for sure, Lao Wang is already a little dizzy now.

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At half past nine in the morning, Lao Wang sat up from the floor, rubbed his buttocks, which had been hurt a little, and Lao Wang walked out of the hotel.

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Life is such a jerk.

As soon as he walked out of the room, Lao Wang saw that the woman who had hooked him yesterday was walking out of the opposite room with her hair scattered.

No need to ask, the old brother in the opposite room must have spent 800 yuan to have a [carnival night].

Sometimes Lao Wang even thinks that life is like, sometimes you work hard, but what you squeeze out is a, fart!

People didn't talk about it all night, and generously took eight big tickets from other people's pockets. Thinking about himself who feels shy in his pocket all the time, every minute and every second, Lao Wang is even more unhappy - "I'm fucking cāo! ”

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After a day of profound changes yesterday, it seems that all the hopes of Lao Wang's life can only be pinned on Xiaolan and this strange scripture. As for the house that is about to expire and the utility bills that are about to be paid, Lao Wang scratched his head even more, not knowing how to fucking deal with it. You know, the king of the neighborhood committee is not easy to deal with!

Lighting a zhōngnánhǎi, Lao Wang walked forward with his pocket in his pocket, with the expression of a thinker.

Now the facts are in front of me -- as long as you work hard to cultivate, you won't have what you want after you succeed......

However, thinking that he hadn't yet reached the first skill level of the cāo controller, Lao Wang couldn't help but feel a little lost. Besides, when will that bastard girl Ye appear? Lao Wang doesn't know......

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Standing in front of the door, Lao Wang touched left and right for a long time before remembering that the key was in the house.

“cāo！”

Lao Wang wanted to find a guy like a hammer to pry open this broken lock, but he didn't know where to find it for a while.

In this way, Lao Wang finally sat helplessly on the bench in the community, stunned, smoking a cigarette......

"Uncle Wang, give you popsicles!"

Lao Wang blew away the smoke in front of him, and a lively and cute little girl was standing in front of him, and a popsicle of coffee sè was also stretched out to his mouth.

"Well, Uncle Wang doesn't eat, you can eat!" Lao Wang extinguished the cigarette in his hand as he spoke.

This is the neighbor's kid - Fei Fei.

"Why don't you eat it?" The little girl tilted her head and looked at Wang Jianghai, which was really cute, which caused Lao Wang to relax for a while.

"That's right!" I saw that Lao Wang suddenly stood up and ran to a lawn on the left.

The little girl watched Lao Wang run into the lawn, picked up a huge pebble and ran out of the grass, and kicked the wooden sign on the side of the lawn that read "Everyone is responsible for protecting the grass".

"Nǎinǎi said that you can't trample on the lawn!" Fei Fei stared at Lao Wang's distant figure and pouted and muttered.

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Standing in front of his house holding a broken stone weighing several pounds, Lao Wang had mixed feelings - cāo fuck Zhang Chaolin! If Xiao Zhang hadn't spent the little savings in his wallet, he wouldn't have thrown away his wallet in anger, and now ......

When he saw Fei Fei eating popsicles just now, Lao Wang suddenly became enlightened, and he suddenly remembered that in the only physics class in his freshman year where he didn't sleep or play cards, the teacher once showed them a short video - in an environment of minus 50 degrees, only a small thumb can break a steel bar with a thick bowl mouth!

Lao Wang naturally replaced the steel bar in his impression with the damn broken lock in front of him.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water is quiet, and I am the only one. Freeze the lock for Lao Tzu! ”

A chill rushed to Lao Wang's palm.

In front of me, the door lock had frozen into an authentic nǎi oil popsicle.

“cāo！”

Lao Wang was ecstatic, it seems that he still has the ability to freeze a small lock!

Raising the pebbles in his hand, Lao Wang gritted his teeth and smashed it down.

Bang dang.

The door lock fell in response, and Lao Wang laughed loudly, forgetting the stone in his hand for a while.

The pebbles took the opportunity to walk down, and they were in the middle of the old Wang's feet.

Ahh

(Stay tuned for the jīng color life of Lao Wang!) And, don't forget the hard-working Achai and vote for encouragement! ）

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Lao Wang's scream of pain shook the eardrums of almost all animals within a radius of one mile.

When I looked down, I couldn't see it - on my right foot, which was almost numb in pain, a stream of red blood flowed down through the white sneakers.

Seeing this, Lao Wang was even more panicked and screamed and spun around.

"Oops! nǎinǎi, Uncle Wang's big feet are bleeding alas! ”

I saw Fei Fei standing beside Lao Wang and shouting loudly to Aunt Wang, who hurried over when she heard the sound, and the popsicle in her hand hadn't finished yet.

"Oh, Xiao Wang, how did you get like this?"

Aunt Wang of the neighborhood committee stared at Wang Jianghai, who was full of pain, and asked eagerly.

"I, this ...... Accidentally smashed! Lao Wang tried not to curl his tongue too much, and at the same time pointed to the yellow pebble on the ground helplessly and resentfully.

"Don't say it, wait here for Aunt for a while, I'll go get you some gauze, and I'll be back soon......"

Before Lao Wang could say anything, Aunt Wang disappeared in front of his eyes.

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"Uncle, does it hurt to bleed?"

Fei Fei in front of her looked at the painful old Wang while licking the popsicle in her hand.

"Of course it hurts!" Lao Wang was almost screaming to answer her "inferior" question.

"Dad said that as long as the bleeding is stopped and the bleeding stops, there will be no big problem!"

Fei Fei's serious appearance seems to be educating Lao Wang, who is in trouble in front of him.

"Let the blood not flow? cāo！ Lao Wang suddenly picked up the skinny Fei Fei as if he had changed - "Uncle really loves you to death!" ”

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Let's go back to their places, bosses! Lao Wang's mouth muttered for a while, making Fei Fei in his arms stare with big eyes, so strange.

"Ahh God, what a cow! Staring at the rapid flow of blood on the surface of his feet, Lao Wang was so excited that he almost didn't cry.

It seems that Lao Wang can still deal with this small-scale liquid flow!

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"Xiao Wang, Auntie is back, sit down quickly, I'll bandage you."

Aunt Wang finally ran back in a hurry with a pile of gauze and potions, and the beads of sweat on her face fell straight down.

"nǎinǎi, what era is it, still use these!" I saw Fei Fei pouting and saying to Aunt Wang confidently.

"Hey, you little devil, don't mess around here!"

"But this is what Uncle Wang said!" Fei Fei seemed to be very aggrieved.

"Oh, Aunt Wang, what a hard work! I've just treated it with an imported potion that a friend once brought me back, and it's all right now! Lao Wang tried his best to talk nonsense, but no matter how he explained, it would be dozens of times better than telling the truth......

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It took a long time for Lao Wang to send away Aunt Wang, who was famous for her warm-heartedness.

"Uncle, are you a vampire?" - This is Fei Fei's only sigh after seeing the blood on Lao Wang's feet disappear in an instant!

[Lao Wang is very helpless]

(Lao Wang is already helpless, so please don't let Ah Chai be helpless anymore - vote for it!) For the sake of your favorite liquid cāo controller Lao Wang, it's worth it! ）