Chapter 14, You Are So Bad!
"I don't know." Tang shook his head. These questions are too hard. One is tougher than the other. He was only a freshman in the Faculty of Psychology, not a professor in the Faculty of Psychology.
Besides, even a professor of psychology would have a hard time answering his outlandish questions.
"Because I was so naughty as a kid, I was always beaten up β and then I started to speculate on the minds of adults. Want to know what they would be angry about and what they would say to make them happy or pass the buck. Luckily, most of the time I was blinded to it. Therefore, a sense of pride slowly grows. Hua Ming said with a smug face. You know, it's pretty scary to give a little kid a sense of pride. So, I not only began to guess what my parents were thinking, but also to find ways to guess the thoughts of the people around me, watching their actions, listening to their voices, and capturing their small movements - slowly I became a habit. β
Tang Zhong can accept this statement. It was because he was too curious about the psychological world of those prisoners that he chose to study applied psychology. Because applied psychology also includes criminal psychology.
However, he pointed to the rabbit that was still eating shredded carrots and asked, "What does studying psychology have to do with raising rabbits?" β
Hearing Tang Zhong ask this question, Hua Ming became even more proud, and said, "Do you know why I have a nickname called 'Hua Wuji'?" β
"Because your surname is Hua?"
"Nope. Because I'm a good girl. β
Poofββ
Tang Zhong wanted to endure it. But he couldn't hold back.
He was really, really curious about what kind of mood he was in when he said this.
"Don't laugh. I'm telling the truth. Hua Ming took in Tang Chong's performance, and he didn't mean to be angry at all. From this point of view, he is also a big-hearted guy.
Of course, it could also be that he was used to this reaction from others.
"I know what you think. Not to mention that my face attracts little girls, even when I look in the mirror, I am also scared - the most tragic thing in life is that we have a heart that loves beauty, but we don't have a beautiful face. Like me, the congenital face remnant here, I don't want to make up for it the day after tomorrow, can I find a daughter-in-law in the Year of the Monkey? β
"That's right. The secret lies in this rabbit. He pointed to the little white rabbit and said, "Seriously, do you think this rabbit is cute?" β
"Cute." Tang Zhong nodded seriously. Just looking at the rabbit, it's really cute. If you look at people and rabbits together, it's a bit 'scary'.
"Not bad. It's lovely. Hua Ming said. Even men think it's cute, which girls can't scream when they see her? Even if my face was a little miserable, they would take the initiative to talk to me or borrow rabbits from me for the sake of the rabbit - one guy said, give me a lever and I can pry the earth. For me, give me a chance, and I can conquer a woman. β
"--It turns out that it's your pickle weapon." Tang Zhong said understandingly.
"Nope. You're wrong. Hua Ming denied his claim. It's just one part of picking up girls. There are many men who will come across such an opportunity, but not everyone can seize it - I am different, I just need such an opportunity, and then I can take her down smoothly. That's where psychology comes in - the rabbit is the starting point, the clean appearance, the hairstyle that makes people look comfortable, the tasteful clothes, the right watch or other items to match, the language and behavior style that adjusts to the girl's personality or context - these are my pickling skills. They are all indispensable. β
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Tang Chong suddenly had a sense of crisis.
The two roommates I just came into contact with, one is 'clever', and can see through other people's past at a glance. The other was also quite talented in a certain field - he plunged headlong into it unprepared, and it is still unclear what the concept of applied psychology is.
"What? Unbelief? Seeing Tang Zhong in a daze, Hua Ming smiled. Why don't we make a bet and see who finds a girlfriend first at NTU? β
"Forget it." Tang Zhong waved his hand. If he used his previous face, there would be girls who would take the initiative to talk to him without rabbits. However, since he promised them to be a 'star', he could only wear this '**silk' outfit to appear in school. "I'm not used to betting on this."
"Let's have fun. It doesn't matter. Hua Ming said with a smile. Never mind. If you don't bet, don't bet. However, I will prove to you my true strength in the future - otherwise you will surely call me a cannon barrel in your heart, and only bragging. β
He moved his luggage to the bunk under the bed near the door and said, "In the next four years, I will make a home here with my little girl." β
And then. He began to pull out sheets, covers, and other items in the same way, and soon a bed was filled.
Knock knock -
There was a knock on the door outside.
Hua Ming slammed over to open the door, and the middle-aged man who knocked on the door suddenly took two steps back.
"Who are you looking for?" Hua Ming asked.
"Classmateβyou're a classmate, aren't you?" The bespectacled middle-aged man asked.
"I'm a parent of a student." Hua Ming smiled.
"Oh." Only then did the middle-aged man understand. If you were a student, this face would be too old. "This is 307 dorm?"
"Yes." Hua Ming said.
"Oh. We're from this dormitory tooβLiang Tao, come in. This is it. The middle-aged man greeted the young boy with a bag behind him.
"Thank you, Secretary Zhao." The young man smiled and followed the man in glasses into the house.
The man with glasses glanced at the bedroom, immediately frowned, and said, "Why is there no lower bunk?" All top bunks? β
"I think I'm a little late." Liang Tao shrugged his shoulders and said.
"I'll talk to the teacher at the boarding center." The man in glasses said.
"It's useless." Liang Tao stopped. "This is the university. Not high school. It's in vain to go. Just now, someone ran to the dormitory management center to rearrange the dormitory, and was he kicked out? β
"That-" The secretary's head turned fast, and the man with glasses paused slightly, then walked up to Tang Chong with a smile on his face, pointed to the lower bunk and asked, "This is your bed?" β
"Yes." Don nodded.
"You see, it's like this." The man in glasses said. "Our Liang Tao's health is not very good, and it is too dangerous to climb up and down like this. If you accidentally fall off and your leg is going to break - can you switch places with him? β
Tang glanced at Liang Tao and had to praise him, this guy had a handsome face. is a little similar to the Hong Kong and Taiwan actor who was discredited by the nude photos incident, with the same hairstyle, ear drills, and a classical-colored bag full of crosses in his hand - Tang Zhong saw Bai Su in the villa that he was also carrying this brand of bag, and its name was 'lv'.
Jeans, also with a belt of LV tied to the pants. The shiny golden belt head is very tacky and very sassy.
The only regret is that he is shorter, maybe only 1.7 meters tall. This made Tang Chong's heart a little more balanced.
"No." Tang Zhong said.
The reason why he says 'no change' is simple. Because when the man with glasses made this request to him, Liang Tao was still chewing gum in his mouth, looking at him with a condescending attitude.
The glasses man's expression sank, but he thought that this was not on his own territory, and he still tried to suppress the anger in his heart.
"How are you going to change?" The man in glasses asked.
"I won't change it anyway." Tang Zhong said.
βnoγ noγ noγ Secretary Zhao. Liang Tao chewed gum and walked over. said with a smile: "Your way of negotiating is frustrated." It's also outdated. β
He took out a LV wallet from his pocket, took out five hundred yuan, handed the money to Tang Chong, and said, "Give me this position." The money will be given to you. β
500 yuan to buy a lower bunk, it is quite generous.
Tang Zhong looked at him indifferently, and did not mean to reach out to take the money.
"Too little?" Liang Tao asked with a smile. "I think it's a little bit too little."
So, he pulled a few more from his wallet.
"It's a thousand bucks." Liang Tao said. "Give me this position, and the money will be given to you."
Tang Zhong still didn't answer.
Liang Tao smiled, took out another stack from his wallet, and said, "Two thousand yuan." Buy a lower bunk. In my opinion, that's a pretty good price, isn't it? With a little more money, you can buy an Apple 4S. β
"Three thousand." Tang Zhong said.
Liang Tao smiled.
Very arrogant, and also very proud of laughing.
He knew that there was nothing in this world that could not be bought with money.
It just so happened that he was not short of money.
He pointed at Tang Zhong with his finger and said, "You are so bad." It's also so greedy. β
However, he still counted three thousand yuan and handed it to Tang Chong.
Tang Zhong took the money and said, "Okay." This position is yours. β
"Then you're welcome." Liang Tao sat on the bed that had been wiped clean by Tang Zhong and covered with newspapers. He wanted to feel the bed he had bought for three thousand dollars and the awe-inspiring eyes of others.
He likes the things he snatches back from other people's hands.
Clickββ
The bed suddenly fell downward, Liang Tao's entire body fell backwards, and then his head slammed into the bed frame.
Knock -
The head and the thick iron sheet came into close contact, making a crisp sound.