Chapter 564: Flight Attendant Rhyme!
On a direct flight from Province Z to Seoul. ≤ ≤ ≤ little ≤ said,
"Allure wife, don't be angry, okay. I didn't have no choice but to make this decision! Mu Feng smiled, teasing Yan Chengcheng on the side, but people just ignored him.
Mu Feng's eyes rolled, and the thief smiled: "Allure wife, if you don't talk again, I'm going to go up and kiss you!" ”
At this time, Yan Qingcheng was out of options, turned his head and glared at him: "If you dare to kiss, I will dare to drop you off the plane." ”
Well, Yan Tingcheng thought to himself, this thing shouldn't be able to die if it is thrown away, right?
"Damn!" Mu Feng suddenly shouted, "Allure wife, as long as you kiss me, I won't be allowed to kiss you, what's the reason?" What about the equality of men and women? ”
Yan Tingcheng couldn't help but blush, and glanced at Mu Feng vigorously, feeling a little depressed in his heart, he knew that he wouldn't go up to kiss him in the first place. This is good, I have fallen into a trick, this grandson is too cautious, and he goes around saying that there are few people who don't know about the entire Z Province Military Region.
"Besides, believe it or not, I really dropped you?"
"Hmm!" Mu Feng quickly shut his mouth.
She can still tell the difference between real anger and fake anger, and the wife of Allure is obviously really angry.
"Allure wife, I'm really good for you. You see it's not a matter for you to hold back all the time, you need to have a good time, and vent the depression in your heart, otherwise you will suffocate yourself. After a few seconds, Mu Feng came up again and kept him silent for several hours, which almost cost him his life.
"Humph!" Yan Chengcheng actually understands, but he can't save face.
The little head twisted out of the window, looking at the blue sky and white clouds, and there were many thoughts in my heart. She knew Mu Feng's kindness, but for some reason, she just couldn't give him a good face.
"Say, what are you going to do in Seoul?" Yan Chengcheng still couldn't hold back, turned his head and asked, "You don't ......"
As soon as she turned her head, she found that Mu Feng's face was less than a centimeter in front of her, and her lips could feel the heat coming out of the other party, so frightened that she pushed Mu Feng hard: "What are you doing?" ”
Poof! Mu Feng was directly pushed to the ground.
Once the aircraft is stable, the seat belt can be unfastened. No, Mu Feng was directly pushed out.
Lying on the ground, Mu Feng faced the roof of the warehouse, and felt some emotion in his heart. A soldier deserves to be a soldier, and a female special forces deserves to be a female special forces. When faced with danger, the most correct choice will be made in an instant. This is going to be a change for an ordinary girl, and she must be scared to shrink back, instead of pushing people out at the first time. And Yan Chengcheng no, she knew that there was no way back, so she did the best way to solve it.
Push the wood wind out!
Not to mention, it's cool on the ground.
Da Da
"Do you need help, sir?"
The voice was soft with a hint of fiery.
Mu Feng's eyes slowly moved up, hey, high heels, black silk, blue hip skirt, flight attendant? Although it is much worse than Yan Chengcheng, it can be regarded as quite beautiful. Especially the charming eyes, a smile is 'seducing' people. The slightly thick lips are even more sexy and hot. Good...... A stunner.
"Yes, yes!" Mu Feng hurriedly nodded with a smile.
"Be careful, sir." The stewardess leaned down and slowly dragged Mu Feng up.
"Sniff!" As soon as Mu Feng was pulled up, he wrinkled his nose and sniffed around, "Beauty, you are so fragrant, which brand of perfume?" I love it. ”
"Please don't do this, sir." The stewardess shook her head and took a slight step back.
It's like this, it's quite conservative, hey, the disaster should follow. Since he was conservative, he didn't have the heart to continue to flirt, and sat on the sofa slowly. The flight attendant was about to walk by, but Mu Feng grabbed her: "Beauty, forget to tell you something, you ...... You're coming soon. ”
"What, this, that? You let go. The flight attendant struggled, "If you don't let go, I can pull you into the blacklist!" ”
"Okay, I'll put it!" Mu Feng's face pulled, the blacklist was useless for him, and he didn't do how to do airplanes.
"Humph!" The stewardess won and left triumphantly.
"What, it's cool to flirt with beautiful women, right?" Yan Qingcheng's cold voice came out.
Mu Feng's body trembled, and he smiled: "How come, where is she beautiful, she is not as good as the wife of Allure." ”
"Hmph, you'll be flamboyant!" Women like to praise, and Yan Chengcheng is naturally also a woman, "Hey, speaking of which, what is the purpose of your trip to Seoul?" ”
"Oh, it's nothing, I'm just going to pick a hibiscus flower in the country of sticks!" Mu Feng said disapprovingly.
"Shh Yan Qingcheng was startled, and shouted with his finger up: "You be quiet, there are a lot of stick people here!" ”
The Celestial Empire did not clearly establish the national flower, the plum blossom was established by the Republic of China, and the peony national flower was the folk name. In the Celestial Empire, although there is no law prohibiting the random picking of peony flowers, if you really pick them, you will definitely be despised by onlookers.
And the hibiscus flower is the national flower of the stick country, this implication is obvious, right? No one sees it, so it doesn't matter. However, if you pick hibiscus flowers in scenic spots and tourist areas, you will definitely be beaten. You must know that the protection of heritage and culture is very strong in the country of sticks. Again, these words...... It is also a bit of a suspicion of 'humiliating the country'.
Especially in the luxury cabin of many stick Chinese.
It's really a house leak and even rainy, when people are unlucky, drinking cold water will stuff their teeth.
"Boy, what did you just say, do you dare to say it again?" A stick man stood up sharply and glared at Mu Feng.
However, Ya was standing behind Mu Feng, and Mu Feng naturally couldn't see his glare.
Yan Tingcheng slapped his forehead in annoyance, he was really afraid of something.
"The ......"
She just wanted to explain, but Mu Feng waved her hand: "Allure wife, why are you so polite to the slaves in your back garden?" You can fight how you want, and you can fix it how you want. ”
Yan Qingcheng was stunned for a moment, what do you mean by this? Then, she remembered what Mu Feng had done in the mud, and her eyes gradually widened, could it be that Mu Feng went to the Stick Country for this purpose? You must know that with her military rank, she can still find some clues more or less. In the past few days, with her understanding of Mu Feng, she is even more certain.
The mud bombardment thing is definitely related to Mu Feng.
He wants to turn the country of sticks into a second mud bombardment?
Damn!
"What did you say?" The stick man was angry, and he was about to rush up and beat Mu Feng fatly.
"I say, be careful, be careful with your feet!"
"I'll slip you old ...... Click! ”
The stick man scolded angrily, and was about to walk towards Mu Feng with his feet, but the soles of his feet slipped suddenly, as if he had stepped on a banana peel, and he fell straight down. The jaw bone was knocked on the ground, although it was not broken, but it was also knocked out of a mouthful of blood, a few teeth were broken, and the door of the head was even more dizzy, and I couldn't stand up for a long time.
", brother, what's wrong with you? , little bunny, are you a troublemaker? ”
"If you have a god in your head and insult an innocent person without evidence, you will be wrathed by the gods." Mu Feng was still sitting on the sofa, smiling disappreciatively.
"You, I--you head up...... Poof! ”
The 'younger brother' didn't know what the wind was smoking, and before he finished scolding, he knelt down directly, foaming at the mouth and fainting.
"See, I said there was a god in my head." Mu Feng stood up and walked forward, "Not to mention, it's still flying in the air now, closer to God." In the future, you should remember not to curse people on the plane, especially if you have no evidence. ”
A group of people were dumbfounded, could it be that there really are gods?
The rest of the stick people don't dare to make trouble, today's things are really a little too weird.
"Hey, why are you going?"
"Oh, it's okay, I'm on a WC!"
Mu Feng said that picking a hibiscus flower is not to pick the stick country, but to pick the treasure. Bao'er Bao'er, as the treasure of the stick country, is naturally equivalent to the hibiscus flower. However, as soon as he was stirred up by a group of stick people who didn't know the height of the sky, Mu Feng really wanted to turn the stick country into a second mud bombardment.
I don't know, the prime minister of the stick country wants to know, if this is the case, will he tear the stick man with his chin knocked alive?
"it, WC, I'm sure I'm going to find that little stewardess." Yan Tingcheng sat down angrily, and his heart became more and more annoyed.
Then, she suddenly understood why she always didn't want to give Mu Feng a good face.
"No, do I really like him?" Yan Tingcheng covered his mouth, with a panicked face.
……
"Isn't it, Liu Chang, are you here for a period at this time?"
"I don't know, sister, do you have a hygiene-scarf, hurry up and use it for me."
"Where do I have this? Liu Chang, you are really, why don't you ask for instructions when you have a period, change shifts? ”
"I, I don't know, I only came here after a week. Maybe it's because of a cold, but it's early, right? Sister, what should I do, I can't stop it, I ...... I'm not going to die, am I? ”
"What nonsense, you wait a minute, I'll ask the other sisters."
"Oh oh, then you're ...... it"
At this time, Mu Feng walked over and knocked lightly on the door of the WC: "How is it, little stewardess, what my brother said is right, right?" I'll just say you're coming! ”
"Sir, please return to your seat!" The stewardess outside said with embarrassment.
"Sit down, if you sit again, she's going to burp." Mu Feng raised his hand and threw a black pill into the WC, "You can choose to eat it or not." If you don't eat it, just wait to die! You are sick, and you don't need to use a hygiene-towel. My pill can only help you relieve it for 12 hours. When you get to the country of sticks, let's go to the doctor quickly. ”
After speaking, Mu Feng turned around and left.
Looking at the pill in his hand, Liu Chang suddenly realized, it turned out that he had known it early in the morning?
Eat?
Or don't eat it?
The door opened......
"Liu Chang, you, are you okay?"
"Well, sister, it did stop!" Liu Chang's face was still a little pale, facing the position of the luxury cabin, he glanced at it, and his heart fluctuated, it turned out that the young man was a miracle doctor.
(ps: Today's shift, the sky is raining, I thought there was no daytime, but I woke up and fell asleep, and then dreamed, I did it all morning, I don't know how many dreams I had, at least 20, tired!) )