Chapter 424: All crazy, driven crazy by a dragon
The talk show continues, and the entire studio has completely become a place for dragons to go wild.
Gregory played a comedy show with Stephen. ridiculed the purpose of the U.S. government for waging war no different from its going to the Caribbean to grab money, ridiculed Chen Tiandu for making movies and likes to work overtime, and applauded and welcomed the actors' union for suspending the crew of "Van Helsing" some time ago.
This is obviously Chen Tiandu making fun of himself.
Everyone who heard it laughed, and Natalie Portman was also reminded by a friend to switch to watch the show. She was drinking water, and as soon as she turned on the TV, she almost squirted. Immediately, when he heard this dragon, who liked to be called "the Great Gregory", ridicule Chen Tiandu, he couldn't help but smile.
The outside world thinks that Chen Tian is a wooden and unsmiling Chinese, but judging from his courage to make fun of himself, it is impossible for this person to be dull.
"Gregory" not only hacked the boss, but also hacked Heath Ledger by the way.
"Oh, you ask Hiss? That kid is too ignorant, his acting skills are too good, and he stole a lot of shots that belong to me. To be honest, several times I almost couldn't help but want to eat him. But for the sake of this poor character, I held back. The dragon looked indignant, and Heath Ledger, who was watching the show with his girlfriend, also had a strange face. It was the first time he was ridiculed by the dragon on a talk show, and it is estimated that there are few in the world for this treatment.
Stephen frowned, "Okay, that's what I sound like I'm slapping Heath Ledger's ass." β
"Sycophancy? No, I usually eat them in one bite, their meat is a little sour, and it's quite filling. β
Gregory quibbled, the cunning and unconfessed appearance of the real CGI production made people laugh and laugh, "Even if you want to shoot, you have to shoot Chen Tiandu's sycophants." He promised me to appear more in the next movie, but I don't really like to act in his movies. He's a total dictator, and everybody has to revolve around him, and I almost couldn't help ...... several times."
"I can't help but want to eat him. We all know that. Stephen quickly interrupted, "Great Gregory, for your next role." I have to interrupt you and hope you don't mind......"
With such a realistic and funny expression, people can't help but start looking forward to it.
Even if it's just for this dragon, it's totally worth buying a ticket.
βyesγ I almost missed it. That guy is a little bit of a cautious eye, thanks to you for reminding Stephen. Gregory spread his paws and said, "You know, it's not easy to be famous in Hollywood, you have to put up with some clowns." β
"It's nothing, great Gregory ......"
"Call me dude. Stephen. Man. Gregory reciprocated.
βokγβ Stephen pushed his glasses, "So how about we talk about beauty, how is Keira Knightley doing?" β
βwhoοΌβ
Gregory immediately became arrogant again, "I don't have a feeling for flat chests, let's change the subject." β
"Poof, hahahaha" Jennis, who was in front of the TV, almost laughed and had a stomachache, and he had finished blacking Heath Ledger, and now it was Keira Knightley's turn.
Keira Knightley was also watching TV at the moment and saw this segment. I almost ran out of gas. "This bastard, always joking around with my boobs."
At the end of the show, Stephen finally asked, "So let's talk about your next acting plans?" I think a lot of fans would love to see you in more films. β
When Gregory heard this, he immediately began to pretend again: "Yes, I plan to stay in Hollywood for a while longer." Marvel wanted to shoot "Iron Man" and asked me to play it, but I refused. Of course, I mean, who wants to be a supporting role in Robert Downey Jr.'s big smoker. β
"Oh, that's new news, and it hasn't been reported in the newspapers lately? Iron Man looking for Robert Downey Jr. to play? β
"Shet."
Gregory snorted again with indignation. A spark erupted and said, "This one has to be cut man, I'm spoiling it again." As a dragon, I will always know more than humans. Stupid humans, I don't know what to look at in this kind of fantasy science fiction film, but they always want me to play the villain, so that I can be defeated by stupid humans later. I won't act, but a fool will act. β
"Okay. That clever Mr. Dragon, you are so clever that you are obviously beautiful about your plans? β
"Of course." Gregory admitted, "After Peter Jackson finished filming The Lord of the Rings, I suggested that he do the prequel The Hobbit, in which Smaug played the role of me. Stephen, what do you think of my arrangement? The dragon bared its smug teeth.
Maybe he was chatting with the dragon very enthusiastically, and even changed his name to dude, which made Stephen too relaxed, and his attitude began to become nonchalant, and said, "This is your plan, to be honest, it's not good." If I'm not mistaken, Smaug is also a supervillain. Are you sure you're not addicted to playing a villain? Hahaha. β
βwhatοΌ Stephen, you think I'm stupid......" Grigory said in a dark tone.
Stephen didn't notice it in the slightest, and smiled: "It's really not smart. I bet that if Peter Jackson asked you to play Smaug, he would end up dying miserably, can you bet? Killed by arrows, chopped to death by dwarves. β
"Stephen, Stephen."
Two different calls, one low and one high-pitched, it was clear that the dragon was displeased, but Stephen didn't notice it.
"Didn't my people tell you that Stephen showed up?"
"Tell me what?" Monk Stephen was puzzled.
"Never laugh at a living dragon, horse! Strangle! Spear! Wall! Target! β
Gregory yelled, opened his mouth and spewed out a puff of flames that set the entire studio on fire, screaming one after another. After setting fire to the sabotage, Grigory then walked away. Before leaving, a pair of huge wings like dark clouds were left on the TV screen, which attracted infinite reverie.
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There is no suspense that the ratings of this episode of "Buckle Bear Talk Show" actually set a record since the start of the broadcast, and the reports around this episode of the show the next day are even more "overwhelming".
You know, this is 2003, and people haven't been bombarded with all kinds of CGI bombardment like they have in the future. Although they have begun to get in touch with top-notch special effects, most of the audience's minds are still quite simple after all.
At this time, a giant dragon, in this form, suddenly walked from the big screen into "reality", and entered the talk show scene that countless audiences are familiar with, and also talked about "cross talk" with the host, talking about finance, politics, Hollywood, and racial discrimination...... It's incredible.
-- The sensation caused can be imagined.
The most unlucky thing is the "buckle bear", and in the end, he annoyed the dragon and was burned down in the studio.
This video also went viral on the Internet at an unimaginable speed, and the official website of the matrix was exploded, and it was full of netizens who came to visit. Some of them have watched it over and over again, and it's not enjoyable at all.
Journalists were also very interested in the few who had been hacked by Gregory, and it was easiest to ask Robert Downey Jr., who was going through a low point in his career. And he is also the voice actor of this dragon Gregory.
He seemed to be in a good mood and said, "Yes, I voiced the arrogant dragon." He's rude, arrogant, brainless, and likes to lose his temper and eat people, but he's a dragon, what else can you say. β
"Iron Man? This dragon does have some skills, and it knows it...... It's right, I'm sure I've taken the role, and it's been since last year. I've been preparing for this role and hopefully won't disappoint the audience. β
Keira Knightley wasn't so in such a good mood, and pretended to be angry, "These guys always like to joke about my boobs, and they asked me last time if I wanted to make them bigger." Fake squid, Chen Tiandu, I'm so big, if you dare to p my boobs casually, I will definitely give you a punch when we meet. β
The most unexpected is Peter Jackson, the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy was filmed together, the first two have been released, and the third will be released this year. And he is indeed preparing the next series of films, most likely the "The Hobbit" prequel to "The Lord of the Rings". If the hobbits were to be filmed, then Smaug would inevitably be the most important **oss.
He didn't want to admit it, but all of this was said by Chen Tiandu.
If you don't admit it now, if the movie is really made like that in the future, it will become a joke all over the world.
So in the face of reporters' inquiries, Peter Jackson looked helpless and said: "Obviously, Chen Tiandu knows the book "The Lord of the Rings" in great detail. If it weren't for the fact that I hadn't consulted anyone about any plans for the next film series, I would have wondered where he heard the news. But now I admire him and his idea that Smaug the Dragon is going to be the most important character in the next set. If Tiandu Chen is interested in The Lord of the Rings, I would love to invite him to co-write the script for The Hobbit. β
"It's true!"
When fans heard that the "Peter the Great" in their minds personally admitted "The Hobbit" and Smaug, they suddenly felt a "coma". "Gregory is too good, will he go from one film to another and play Smaug again?"
This idea is naΓ―ve, but it irrepressibly creates a topic.
The news is fermenting, and "Pirates of the Caribbean" is not moving, and the attention of the whole of Hollywood is focused on them. Chen Tiandu threw out two propaganda methods in a row, and both achieved great results. Now the entire propaganda department looks at him as if he is looking at God, worship!
And these are just the first two of the three fires, the third fire is the most important.
Sunday, the week from June 29 to July 6 passed.
The action superstar led the North American box office charts with his long-awaited sci-fi thriller "Terminator 3," which topped the North American box office charts over the July 4 public holiday. (To be continued~^~)