Chapter Eighty-Three: My Mother is a Big Guy
A gust of autumn wind blew, and the rustle of the leaves set off the rare quietness and slight coolness of the imperial capital, making it impossible to distinguish whether the skin felt the discomfort of the temperature or the sensitivity to malice.
"Hey, Mom, are you sure we're on the right track?" Rorschach was a little speechless, his mother said that she was going to take her to the next road, but this way over the mountains and mountains, trekking through mountains and rivers, it was simply challenging the limits of the body, if it weren't for the fact that the three of them were not normal ordinary people, it is estimated that such a difficult road would have turned back a long time ago.
"Shut up, this is a special way, the old lady and the old monster of Tiandao said back then, the passage reserved for me, it seems that the effect is not bad." The effect is good? Rorschach looked around and became more and more inaccessible, and suddenly heard footsteps behind him, and sure enough, this path, which looked off the beaten track, was really blocked by the front and back.
"Yo, three little girls, don't take this good road, if you have to choose such a road, are you going to give my brother a few joys?" How do you describe a look?
It's the potato we bought at home, it's steamed, and if you're not careful, pop! Fell to the ground, and then the child wore spiked shoes, da-da-da, ran over, stepped on all the holes, and it was like that! (How's that, a joke with an impression, right?) Haha)
Rorschach looked at the man with some disgust, endured the feeling of vomiting, and reluctantly said, "You are the girl, and your whole family is a girl." ”
Anna tugged at Rorschach's sleeve, glanced at the man, looked away, and said, "If he is a woman, you dare to marry her?" ”
Vomit~
Rorschach vomited, thinking about that terrible scene, it is estimated that people who have no humanity can also change their ways.
"Damn, little girly playing with Lao Tzu? Brothers, give me ......" Before the good-looking brother could finish speaking, he was hit in the head by a high-heeled shoe, and he suddenly felt dizzy for a while, and then red blood flowed down in vain.
"Ahh This benevolent brother who looks like he can make up stories is finally completely angry.
"Oops, I can't think of it, it's just that I haven't been back for a few years, and there are so many people in this place who are not afraid of death, hehe." Gently taking off another high heel, Rorschach's mother stepped on the ground with a pair of bare feet, watching the pair of white jade feet step on the ground, and suddenly several thugs swallowed and spit.
"Come on, let the old lady see, your group of grandchildren is enough for the old lady to be refreshed, ahhahaha~"
Rorschach covered his cheeks speechlessly, what a feeling of shame, and the things in his memory gradually recovered, it seemed that when he was still very young, this woman was so rampant in this area to bully the gangsters, yes, yes, there is nothing wrong, it is to bully the gangsters.
At that time......
Rorschach's mother doesn't look like a woman who has given birth to a child at all, wearing a tight-fitting hip skirt with round and full buttocks, a pair of ** slender and straight, the toes are gently touching the ground, and the heels don't touch the ground suddenly turned around, and the little thug who suddenly rushed towards her was kicked, and then there was a painful bone cracking sound, which sounded like it hurt to death.
"I remember, it seems that my mother used to make a fuss like this."
But I didn't hear the screams of my companions, and the atmosphere of the circle instantly made these gangsters who had never seen the world excited, and they rushed to Rorschach's mother even harder.
"I heard that because of the name of the Romei."
Originally, he had his head scattered, but he tied his double ponytail with amazing movements, and his face showed indescribable pleasure. The palm of his hand gently grabbed the salty pig hand stretched out by a gangster, and then the softness and smoothness had not been enjoyed by the man, and he listened to the sound of clicking and crushing bones.
"Therefore, it was called ...... by the generation of people who had been poisoned"
Then a pig-killing howl sounded, and Rorschach's mother seemed to enjoy the sound so much that a carnivore-like light appeared in her eyes, and then she threw the man out of her hand, slapped it on the shoulder of a man, and jumped high, not caring at all about ******** she was gone, because she was.
"Miyama." Rorschach said quietly, with no intention of freeing his hands to help at all, and the few gangsters who were originally surrounding Rorschach and Anna were more like a collective petrification, stunned there, watching them jump high, and a pair of ** slammed into the neck of the little boss who couldn't look at him directly.
"Hah! Deadly scissor feet! Then the whole person used inertia to reel the man against the direction of the bend of his spine.
Listening to the clicking sound of his spine, Rorschach only felt that his teeth were sore, this time it was not the fatal scissor foot that bent along the human body on the Internet, but the anti-spinal curvature that could kill people, even if the man was a cockroach, it was estimated that he would not be able to do without a wheelchair and a hospital bed in the future.
"Huh! Scold! Scold! The leader of the thugs had bulging eyes and his tongue sticking out, looking like he was drowning, and then spurted a large amount of blood from the seven orifices.
"Leopard printed, sprinkled in this life...... Straight! "Hey, your body is about to be reversed by 90 degrees, is that all you have? Also, it's going to kill someone!
"Ah, it's the one, the one that all the old-timers who are now receiving electroshock treatment at Dongcheng No. 2 Hospital, the one they talk about all the time - Miyama! Help, Mom, youkai! "Hey, are your acting skills more exaggerated? Also, this sentence is too informative, right? Notoriety scares off the scum of society? I always feel that who is the good guy and who is the bad guy is completely reversed, right?
"Oh, the soles of my feet are a little dirty, really, so which of you can do anything to make me feel better?" Luo Meiren grabbed the elbow of the other hand with one hand, put one hand on her cheek, raised her head high, and pulled a somewhat evil smile at the corner of her mouth, like that, she is simply a sick and delicate beauty!
So, this little episode turned out to be a few gangsters who bent forward in frustration, what? You don't know what it's like to bend forward in frustration? It's like Orz, looking at the little gangster who was sitting on his mother's back with a happy nosebleed, Rorschach suddenly felt that it was not easy to come out and mix these days.
Then, it's a crazy thing, for the sake of the harmony of the book, kneeling, licking or something, kneeling and singing the discordant joke of conquering or something, and not letting it out.
You said you wanted to know how Rorschach's mom cleaned the soles of her feet? A bunch of idle little thugs, you think they'll carry wet wipes or something like that? And they all talked about kneeling, licking, and face towels or something, Rorschach thinks that guy who is dying with a happy face can't really shake m, right?
"Son, what do you want?" Luo Meiren patted her son on the shoulder, and then with an expression of "I understand", she poked Rorschach in the ribs with her elbow and said, "Do you worship your mother?" Oh, roar, roar~"
Rorschach's face twitched, then he glanced at Anna, whose eyelids were jumping on the side, wiped the sweat from the corners of his forehead and said, "Mom, I just want to say, you are still so hot, hehe, hehe......"
"Huh? Shouldn't normal people worship their mothers with a glorious past, and then aspire to be as powerful as their mothers? ”
In other words, you look innocent, it's useless to sell cute mouths, and that's the son's longing for his father, right? Your level is no longer a female man, but the rhythm of being destined to be lonely for a lifetime, right?
At this moment, I think of the dead ghost father who was pierced by Longinus's gun, what a name for the occasion, sadly married a humanoid female tyrannosaurus, sadly happy to be a father, sadly wanted to kill his own species and dedicated it to his god, and was abandoned by his son.
It's really worthy of sorrow, and this life can only be a sigh.
"Woo woo, people have made it, people are middle-aged, they will no longer pester Ma Ma to hug their son, there are already some little female pots, and they will never take a bath with Ma Ma again, they must hate people's family Lao Zhu Huang, woo woo, what a ruthless thin lover~"
This time, not only Rorschach's face was black, but Anna was gloomy, this woman was too noisy, and she deliberately pinched Wanwan's accent, which was not decent, the two of them were also drunk, and the amount of information in the whole sentence was too much? May I ask you, who have been a single beautiful mother for more than 20 years, what do you expect from your son in a frenzy?
"Suddenly I feel a little sympathy for you." Anna patted the back of Rorschach's hand lightly, then took the broad hand in her own small hand.
"I know, my soul is light, don't say it!" Rorschach's face was full of shame, and then he tightened his hands, interlocking his fingers, Anna on one side, and her cute mother on the other?
That's not bad, either.
(Rorschach: It's weird, it's a little bit, how do you feel that this has become someone's happy harem of Luo, or has it become the same as the ghost mother light source?) Author: You can't be thinking about, are you? And what do you want to make up for this last scene? Lao Tzu is not a harem man! Give me back my image! )
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