Chapter 49: Tongue War

Thinking about this, Wang Qi first poured a cup of tea for Wu Xijin, and then stood at the door.

10 minutes have passed, Wu Xijin has been closing his eyes on the sofa to recuperate, and Cao Yuan has never had the intention of coming back.

Wang Qi is very busy. He felt that he couldn't help here, and there was no need to look at Wu Xijin, so he said hello to Wu Xijin, went back to his office, and closed the door when he left.

As soon as Wang Qi left, he was not sleepy, he got up from the sofa suddenly, walked to the parrot, and stared at each other with narrow eyes.

"Yellow Eagle?"

"Kitty Hawk?"

"Huh?"

"Let me ask you, did you make the voice just now? Can I communicate with you?" said Wu Xijin as he winked at the parrot.

"Silly beep! Silly beep!"

Huang Ying pulled his throat and made a loud sound.

"Speak well. "Wu was not happy now.

"Silly beep! Silly beep!"

"I've already caught you, is it interesting to die and not admit it?" Wu Xijin felt that this bird was a little tough.

"Silly beep! Silly beep!"

"Eh, are you playing nonsense with me?"

"Silly beep! Silly beep!"

"You stupid bird. ”

Wu Xijin is really angry now, he feels that he is already a little embarrassed to talk about communicating with a bird, but the other party has been scolding, who can stand this?

"Silly beep! Silly beep!"

"That's it? Also, you don't have a good IQ. Let me tell you, this bird, if it doesn't mate, it affects intelligence, let me guess, how long have you not seen the opposite sex......? Oh yes, I forgot about the chains on my feet. ”

Wu Xijin pinched the chain with his hand, iron, tied to his left foot, very strong.

I thought that Yellow Eagle would launch a counterattack soon.

However, unexpectedly, this time Huang Ying did not scold Wu Xijin for being stupid, but instead widened his eyes and stared at Wu Xijin, seemingly angry and restrained.

Got a play?

"Xiaohuo, don't blame Director Cao for being ruthless, I think he's also good for you, you have a hairstyle like you, a feather duster, right? When the time comes, you fly out alone, and then fly back alone, it is a double blow to the body and mind. ”

"Actually, think about it, it's good now, I'm used to it alone, it doesn't matter if our intelligence is damaged, anyway, you don't usually use it. Wu Xijin said earnestly.

"You're a feather duster! Your whole family is a feather duster!" Huang Ying finally couldn't help it, and shouted in a spy voice.

"Yo he! don't pretend?" Wu Xijin said with a smug smile.

"Uncle Ben can pretend if he wants, don't pretend if he doesn't want to, don't you accept it? Do you think you're smart? You're handsome? No, you're wrong, you're actually a human flesh fecal machine, 65% of your body is composed of unspeakable excrement, which is not usually excreted through normal channels, but will flow down your rectum, descending colon, large intestine, transverse colon, and flow back into the cranial cavity. The brain is just a joke to you, and even if it does exist, it becomes rotten, foul-smelling, and disgusting because of its long-term association with. ”

Huang Ying gave full play to the advantages of his mouth, like a submachine gun, and said a lot.

And that's not all.

After these words, Wu Xijin also heard some other voices coming from the voice:

"Yes!"

"Well said!"

"That's right, he's a piece of. ”

"Hey, I can smell it when I'm standing so far away. ”

"I can't afford to mess with it. ”

......

"You stupid bird, I ....... Wu Xijin wanted to take back the initiative, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a noisy shouting and scolding.

"That's it? Also, you don't have a good IQ. Let me tell you, this person, if you don't mate, it affects your intelligence, let me guess, how long has it been since you met the opposite sex......? Oh yes, you can't fly, forget.

"But God is also good for you, with your size, give you wings, do you think you can really go to heaven?

"No, no, no, have you ever seen a native chicken? You may not be stronger than them, barely fluttering for three or five meters, and when the time comes, you will stick your head on the ground, and it will be all.

"This is not only a double blow to your own body and mind, but also a double blow to the body and mind of passers-by. ”

"Alright, super double, hit the quartet!" another honest voice sounded, followed by a lot of applause, cheers, and applause.

This Nima.

Wu Xi now only feels that his head is buzzing.

He just felt that everything was under control, but now he only felt that he had empty knowledge but could not scold.

On the opposite side, there are not only the main teasing, but also the cheering and applauding.

Wu Xijin has the illusion of a lonely audience standing under the stage, scolding the entire Deyun Club plus thousands of viewers, and he was robbed of the microphone, can this win?

"Believe me or not....... ”

Wu Xi and Jin are about to pounce.

"Come on! You hit me! My eagle's voice can be heard by the whole building, and when the time comes, Uncle Ben will casually quote a 200 gold yuan medical expenses, and you Kangkang, do you have any reimbursement? The parrot puffed up its chest and shook twice, as if to say to Wu Xijin, you fight, come, fight here.

"Heh, really staring at my 200 gold. ”

Wu Xijin instantly returned to normal from a thunderous state.

If you want to say that you are not angry at all, it is definitely fake, but there is also an element of performance in this.

Wu Xijin had always felt that something was wrong before, he thought that Cao Yuan shouldn't be so busy, even if he was really busy, he wouldn't even have time to stamp.

It looks like this bonus isn't going to be handed out.

Wu Xijin didn't think that Cao Yuan dared to give him his 200 gold yuan bonus, many people were staring at it, but there must be something in it, but he didn't understand it.

Thinking about it now, when Li Zheng asked him to come to Cao Yuan, he smiled quite strangely.

"What are you talking about? Who is staring at your bonus? Uncle Ben knows that you have a bonus, is there a problem with the 200 gold yuan medical expenses?" Huang Ying felt as if he had said the wrong thing.

"It would have been no problem, if you don't explain. But now, I know there's a problem. ”

Wu Xijin showed a strange smile.

"Tell me, what's going on, when will my money be given to me?" Wu Xijin said coldly.

"Who?"

Huang Ying spat out a simple sentence and then shut up.

"What do you mean?" Wu Xijin frowned slightly.

"Hello! Hello!" came out of the yellow eagle's mouth again.

Is this the decision to pretend to be unintentional with me again after being deceived by me twice in a row...... Wu Xijin silently blessed the stupid bird's parents and siblings, and then found that he couldn't do anything about it...... Even if you report it, you can't say that you quarreled with the bird, and the bird said that it missed its mouth or something, right?

When the time comes, this bird will say 'stupid beep' again, and he will really live up to his name......