Chapter 417 [Sinister Han Shuo!] 】
"Shameless, not just Ma Houxue? In my opinion, the entire development team of the game "Happy Fishing" is shameless, how can they advertise themselves like this? ”
"Damn! It's only been released for an hour.,And I insisted that I had been playing for days.,Didn't you make a draft before you said this? Don't you think your words are too fake to stand up to scrutiny? Was your official website set up a few days ago? Clean! Your behavior is so fucking disgusting! ”
"Alas, if it weren't for that netizen's sharp eyes, I'm afraid we'd still be in the dark now."
"Humph! Just rush this matter, I won't even be able to play the game "Happy Fishing"! ”
"I won't even play this game even if I die!"
"I don't play either!"
"Well, I don't play either!"
"We're not playing!"
Netizens scolded Happy Fishing on the Internet for its improper method of attracting players, but Han Shuo always felt that this might not be a big blow to the game "Happy Fishing". After all, negative reviews are also a form of propaganda! And everyone is curious. Everyone always mentions "Happy Fishing", which increases the popularity of "Happy Fishing", and secondly, once the curiosity of some netizens is aroused, they will inevitably download one to play.
Therefore, Han Shuo knew that he had to find a way to get everyone not to download the game Happy Fishing. But what exactly is needed to stop people from downloading Happy Fishing?
After thinking about it, Han Shuo believes that there must be a clear enough stake in front of netizens so that netizens can guarantee not to download the game "Happy Fishing", but what kind of stakes should be put in place to make netizens finally choose not to download the game "Happy Fishing"?
Han Shuo went to the official website of "Happy Fishing" to take a look, and the game is currently free to download. Since there is no charge. Then, those netizens who are curious about this game will definitely choose to download it. Because, after all, you won't lose anything by trying it, and you don't want money anyway.
By the way, losses, if downloading this game will bring losses to netizens. Then, netizens will definitely not download this game.
Han Shuo finally came up with a good idea, although it seemed sinister, however, he, Han Shuo, had never said that he was a good person. In order to make sure that his Angry Birds doesn't steal the limelight from Happy Fishing, he has to do it!
So, Han Shuo registered himself with a small account, named "Nanshan Valley", and then made such remarks on the Internet: "Hehe, I was actually deceived by this group of people. I really went to download a "Happy Fishing",As a result,The game is not interesting.,And it takes up a lot of memory space.。 Moreover, not only the game takes up a lot of memory, but there are also a lot of accompanying plug-ins, which together take up an astonishing amount of memory space. My phone is a new banana phone, you know how big the memory is. However, after installing this game. My phone was stuck and it all froze. The battery of my phone can't be removed, so there's no way to force it to shut down. No, my phone still doesn't work, so I have to throw it aside. You can still answer the phone. However, if you want to make a phone call. I can't get out. Forget it, let's put it there first, if it really doesn't work, I'll have to fix it later. ”
Han Shuo's remarks under the screen name "Nanshan Valley" were immediately responded to by netizens, and everyone said that they did not dare to download the game "Happy Fishing".
"Oh my God! Even the latest banana phone has been dragged down by the game "Happy Fishing"? Crashed directly? So who would dare to download this game? I spent 899 yuan to buy a domestic mobile phone, but I dare not compare with a banana mobile phone! I still don't want to download it. I definitely can't carry this game on my phone. ”
"Aite Nanshan Valley, I just fucking wanted to download the game "Happy Fishing", but I have to read your comments, otherwise, my miscellaneous smart phone bought for 500 yuan will definitely be stuck and can't be turned on!"
"Upstairs, what do you mean if you can't turn it on? If you do download it, let alone turn it on, I'm afraid you won't even be able to turn it off by then. Didn't you see Nanshan Yougu and say that he couldn't turn off the phone anymore? The banana mobile phone of more than 7,000 yuan is still like this, not to mention the miscellaneous machine you bought for 500 yuan? ”
"I was just about to download the game "Happy Fishing", because I saw that the official website of "Happy Fishing" said that this game does not occupy a large memory, and I thought that although my mobile phone is not a big brand of mobile phone, it is nearly 2,000 yuan, and it should be no problem to carry such a large game. However, I just read the review of Nanshan Valley, and I realized that this game also has a lot of attached plugins, and these plugins together take up a lot of memory. Good thing I didn't download it! Otherwise, the phone will be paralyzed. ”
"What? And the included plugins? Oh, my God! How could the R&D team of Happy Fishing do that? Still have a little conscience? Isn't that shameless? Is the face really so worthless? ”
"Luckily I didn't download it, what a blessing! Thank you Brother Nanshan Yougu for the reminder. ”
"Alas, how did people become like this now? In order to make money, you can use any means, and you have to be careful everywhere when you even play a game, forget it, or don't download it. ”
"Come on, I've given up on downloading the game Happy Fishing."
"Since I can't even bring the game "Happy Fishing" with my banana phone, then I still don't want to download it."
"Forget it, I still decided not to download the game "Happy Fishing", anyway, I already have "Angry Birds" developed by Shuo Ye on my phone, I think "Angry Birds" is very fun, there is no need to install other mobile games."
"Yes, yes, I also think that the mobile game "Angry Birds" is very interesting, mainly because the master is real, unlike the people who develop "Happy Fishing", who only know how to attract everyone's attention to the game they have developed, and trick everyone into downloading it. Moreover, there are so many accompanying plug-ins when downloading, which causes the downloader's mobile phone to freeze or even crash. So, let's stop playing Happy Fishing and go play Angry Birds. (To be continued.) )