Chapter 142: Have you ever thought about how cilantro feels?

Lin Wan'er didn't take the identity of the Grand Guest Secretary of the Shushan Sword Pavilion to heart, nor did she think that in the course of the class struggle with Chen Nuonuo and Ouyang Xiaolan in the future, the two would be soft-hearted or jealous because of the title of a Great Guest Secretary. What she attaches more importance to is the title specified by the official, for example, before this cold, His Majesty decreed to canonize Lin Wan'er as the "Minister of the Qin Mission", and the "five-grade official title" was still added later, in the final analysis, Lin Wan'er is not only a fan of money, but also an official fan.

The minister of the imperial mission was not a permanent official position in the imperial court, and there was no rank to say, but Lin Wan'er was very thick-skinned and asked His Majesty the Emperor for it, and His Majesty said in an unkind tone: "The minister of the imperial mission has no quality." I don't know if Lin Wan'er really didn't understand, or if she didn't understand, she pretended to be stupid, stretched out five fingers, and muttered in her mouth: "It's only five grades." "Your Majesty almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

As for Zhao Jianchen, he didn't even care about his identity as the master of the Sword Pavilion, and he didn't even take the so-called great offering to heart. Not to mention sweet potatoes, the first time he heard that there was a big offering in the Sword Pavilion, he had no awe in his heart, he just felt that Lin Wan'er was amiable.

But pay special attention to the rules and the left and right worship of Shushan Qingyu for Lin Wan'er, who carries the title of "Great Keqing", every time she sees Lin Wan'er, she will get up and say "Da Keqing" respectfully, which makes Lin Wan'er suddenly feel that her age has advanced by leaps and bounds, and she has made a substantial leap in age, and has crossed to a point higher than the left and right offerings, which is very bad, very bad.

In fact, this can't be blamed for worshipping Lin Wan'er, who has the title of "Great Guest Secretary" in her heart, but the previous Great Guest Secretary was too amazing and gorgeous. When the two were children, they once saw the previous great guest secretary and the master of all ages from Dongying, Xiuce monk, sitting and discussing the sword, and the great guest secretary asked Xiuce monk with a sword "Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty". I saw a sword come out, the thunder was rolling, the voice of the Buddha was curling, and there were ten thousand Buddhas coming from the Western Heaven Elysium, shocking Xiuce.

Since then, the left and right worship Xiao Xiao has left a lingering huge shock, which has continued to Lin Wan'er. Now that Li Mubai and Zhao Jianchen are swordsmanship, they can also reach that realm, and they are even more powerful. But in terms of shock alone, it is far less profound than the shock that the sword brought to the young people back then.

And the great guest secretary once said: "The way of the kendo must go higher and higher, and the farther and farther, and the descendants will definitely surpass the predecessors." It is often heard that someone snatches ancient books of martial arts or obtains a certain ancient book and becomes a generation of masters. It's ridiculous. There will be martial arts secrets. But the ancient books of martial arts must be the biggest joke in the world. In the final analysis, the secret of martial arts is just a ladder, not the inevitability of martial arts. ”

It is advisable to worship the deep meaning of the left and right, and write it in the "Thousand Nights Sword Book", Lin Wan'er is still very disdainful of this sword book.

As time progressed, Lin Wan'er's hostility and disgust towards Zhao Jianchen and the left and right offerings became less and less, at first she ate them with sweet potatoes, and only after eating the rest did she allow Zhao Jianchen and the left and right offerings, who had been watching for a long time, to eat.

Now five people can eat together. Zhao Jianchen slapped the horse again, praising the heart of the Bodhisattva. Lin Wan'er accepted it calmly and felt that what Zhao Jianchen said was quite right.

When eating, sweet potatoes are more restrained, eat with their heads down, never look up, and only eat the dishes on the plate in front of them nearby, Lin Wan'er will turn the plate every time, and the sweet potatoes blushed and said thank you, Lin Wan'er said with a smile, children should eat more, and they must eat a variety of food in order to be healthy. The sweet potato's head is lower, and its face is redder.

The left and right offerings are upright, do not speak when eating, although the beard is very long, but a grain of rice can not be touched on the beard, eat dinner, the chopsticks are placed on the bowl upright, gently drink tea and rinse your mouth, the posture is chic, and you thank the big guest.

But Zhao Jianchen's guy is full of ugliness, he doesn't eat properly, he squats on the stool with his feet, drags a bowl of rice with one hand, and the chopsticks seem to have eyes.

Lin Wan'er couldn't stand it, the next time, Zhao Jianchen's chopsticks just fell on the plate, Lin Wan'er's chopsticks had already pressed up, and she snorted slightly: "You are not the only one who eats, you have to worry about others, okay?" And look at you like this, squatting on a stool to eat, how can you have the appearance of a sword pavilion master and a sword master? ”

Zhao Jianchen held chopsticks in his mouth, nodded like a chicken, sat on the stool with his buttocks, and didn't pick meat to eat, but while eating, his legs unconsciously squatted on the stool again, and the chopsticks automatically grew his eyes, and subconsciously went to the meat again.

Lin Wan'er was furious, she had never seen such a thick-skinned person, pointed at Zhao Jianchen, and said viciously: "You, put down the chopsticks, and when we are full after eating, you can eat again!" ”

Zhao Jianchen was a little aggrieved, it was not my fault that the chopsticks were long-eyed, it was comfortable to squat on the stool to eat, but he didn't dare to refute loudly, so he could only hold the rice bowl and hide aside, looking at the food, a glance at the meal, and a mouthful of rice.

One day, Zhao Jianchen had the courage to propose to Da Keqing: "Miss Wan'er, you eat rice every day and your mouth is tasteless, why don't you eat hot and sour noodles at night?" ”

Lin Wan'er stared at Zhao Jianchen for a long time, and saw that Zhao Jianchen's heart was furious, and after a long time, a smile appeared on her face, and she closed her saliva: "It's exactly what I want, I haven't eaten hot and sour noodles for a long time, I miss it strangely, we will eat hot and sour noodles tonight." ”

In order to eat authentic hot and sour noodles, Lin Wan'er specially went to Sun Lanxiang to invite the fat master Li Wei out of the mountain.

After hearing this, the fat master had a parting expression of life and death with a face of "I don't want to leave Xiangxiang".

Lin Wan'er shook her head and sighed, feeling hurt, she really had a "red face and forgot her confidant".

Seeing this, Sun Lanxiang said with a smile: "Recently, the taste in my mouth is very light, and I want to drink some hot and sour noodles with a strong taste." ”

In a word, the fat master's face changed like turning a book, and his face showed a resolute expression of "There is a mountain of knives and a sea of fire, and I will also go for you".

Lin Wan'er said viciously at the fat master, but she said with a smile on her face: "Fat master, I despise you!" ”

The fat master was happy, without any annoyance, and said: "It doesn't matter if Miss Wan'er despises the old fat or not. Xiangxiang doesn't despise the old fat. ”

Lin Wan'er was messy in the wind and said, "Fat master, you have fallen in love, and the love poison is deep." It's hopeless, waiting for the poison to die one day. ”

After the fat master quickly fished the hot and sour noodles out of the hot and sour pot, poured the sauce on them, and sprinkled them with herbs, Lin Wan'er couldn't wait, holding the big bowl, and drank a bowl without stopping. Before she could put down the huge sea bowl with her face, Lin Wan'er wiped her mouth and asked for another pot of hot and sour noodles. I'm going back to my room.

The fat master Li Wei was a little curious, and asked: "Miss Wan'er, this hot and sour noodles should be drunk properly, drinking too much is not good for the body." ”

Lin Wan'er smiled. Lyed and said: "It's been cold lately. I want to serve a pot, hide in the room and don't come out, hot and sour noodles are cold, just heat it on a small stove, and you can eat it when you boil the pot. ”

The fat master didn't care about the loopholes in Lin Wan'er's words, and filled a small bowl of Sun Lanxiang with a small bowl that was only three inches old, carefully sprinkled with one or two coriander leaves, and also filled a small bowl of pickled cucumbers. Carefully sent it to Sun Lanxiang: "Miss Wan'er, please do it." I'll go first. ”

Lin Wan'er snorted, when I drank hot and sour noodles just now, you didn't say that there were still cucumbers, looking at the fat master's back was far away, she lifted the lid of the jar and smelled it gently, it tasted so good.

Opening the cupboard, Lin Wan'er took out a big bowl, unceremoniously scooped up a big spoonful of cucumbers, picked up the cauldron with both hands, and ran away like a thief.

Just pushed the door into the room, Zhao Jianchen, who was squatting on the chair, had already smelled the smell, and hurriedly helped Lin Wan'er take the cauldron, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and stretched out her nose to sniff: "Good powder, numb, spicy, fresh, fragrant, and sour, and oily but not greasy, the auxiliary materials are peanuts, soybeans, chicken, rape, and the bottom of the pot uses delicious chicken soup, not greasy pork bone soup, and even the chili oil is carefully cooked, haha, today is a blessing." ”

"Okay, it's exactly what the fat master said, I underestimated you before, but I didn't expect you to be a gourmet." Lin Wan'er eats, she is in a good mood, she is in a good mood, and the tone of her conversation with Zhao Jianchen is naturally gentler, and she is no longer a little unpleasant and speaks badly to each other.

Each person served a bowl and sat around a table, but Zhao Jianchen, who was not doing right, had a gloomy face, as if he saw someone from a bowl of hot and sour noodles, grabbed the chopsticks, rubbed his throat, stretched out the chopsticks to pick the coriander, and then threw it on the table, he didn't like coriander, he always felt that the taste of vanilla was stinky and had a pungent taste that was difficult to swallow.

Lin Wan'er saw Zhao Jianchen meticulously picking coriander, throwing it on the table like garbage, and there was a look of disgust on her face, and a wave of anger rose in her heart, feeling that Zhao Jianchen was destroying the heavens and wasting the best coriander in the world, vanilla is the king of condiments, and it is the root of the source of taste.

Stretching out her chopsticks and knocking on Zhao Jianchen's bowl, Lin Wan'er said angrily: "Have you ever thought about the feeling of coriander?" It will be sad to be discarded by you for no reason? ”

Zhao Jianchen couldn't help but smile: "It's just coriander, it smells stinky, and it's hard to swallow in the mouth, why should I, a living person, consider it to feel?" ”

He used the smell on the coriander, and Lin Wan'er couldn't forgive: "Zhao Jianchen, do you remember that you promised this girl to do three things?" ”

"Naturally, I remember." Zhao Jianchen picked the coriander, gently knocked the chopsticks on the edge of the bowl, and knocked the coriander.

"Okay, now you can do the first thing, you are not allowed to pick any more coriander, and give them all to this girl to eat!"

Zhao Jianchen was dumbfounded: "Miss Wan'er, this matter can't be used as a joke." ”

"Do you think I'm joking?"

Zhao Jianchen raised his head and saw Lin Wan'er's serious face, he was definitely not joking, he put down the chopsticks in his hand, and his expression was serious, and his hands kept gesturing: "Miss Wan'er, let me tell you one thing first, although I am a little darker, and I am not very particular, but in terms of identity alone, I am the master of the Shushan Sword Pavilion, the leader of the sword, and the invincible in the world in the sword." My Sword Pavilion is a transcendent existence outside the world, known as the land of immortals, the heart yearns, the dynasty has changed many times, my Sword Pavilion has always existed in the world, and it has endured, King Jing'an knows, when today's brother, once came to the Sword Pavilion to ask for a promise of the Sword Pavilion, the Sword Pavilion turned a deaf ear. Therefore, the promise made by my Sword Pavilion is a promise, and many people are begging for a promise from the Sword Pavilion, Miss Wan'er, what do I mean, you should be clear, right? ”

His meaning is very clear, the promise of the Sword Pavilion is very important, the Sword Pavilion has been high for many years, and it is very extraordinary, although you have three promises, Miss Wan'er, you must cherish them, don't waste them on inconsequential little things, you have to be knowledgeable and know the severity.

"Give, I, put, fragrant, vegetable, unified, unified, eat, drop!" Lin Wan'er said word by word, sentence by sentence, categorically.

Zhao Jianchen shook his head and smiled, thinking that the meaning he expressed was not clear enough: "Miss Wan'er, I may have said it too implicitly and didn't express it clearly, I'll tell you again......"

Lin Wan'er waved her hand to stop Zhao Jianchen's urge to continue: "You expressed it very clearly, I think you didn't understand what I was trying to say." ”

Holding chopsticks and pointing at the herbs that were thrown on the table by Zhao Jianchen: "Give, I, put, fragrant, vegetable, unify, unify, eat, drop!" ”

Zhao Jianchen was furious, he had seen a bully, but he had never seen such a bully, so he casually threw the chopsticks on the table: "Lin Wan'er, don't bully the young man and be poor!" I, Zhao Jianchen, am also a person with backbone! ”

"Yo, I really didn't see it, Pavilion Master Zhao is really a man with backbone, since he refuses to eat, don't eat it in the future!" As she spoke, she took the hot and sour noodles in front of Zhao Jianchen in front of her: "I still think there are few hot and sour noodles, but now I can eat two big bowls, I'm so happy!" ”

Together with Lin Wan'er, I am very happy to have the left and right offerings, where to secretly have fun.

At night, the hungry Zhao Jianchen lay on the ground tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night, looking at Lin Wan'er sleeping soundly in the green gauze tent, he suddenly had an urge to kill in his heart.

As soon as this thought came to mind, the voice of the sweet potato came lightly: "Pavilion master, by all means, Sister Wan'er is a good person, and she didn't care about the assassination of our Sword Pavilion in the city, she hid in her room, not only did not expose us, but also gave us food, so she is really a good person." ”

"Hmph, you little traitor, now you are called Sister Wan'er. You are full of food and drink, and you are covered with a warm quilt, of course you are grateful, how can you sleep on the cold floor without food like me. Zhao Jianchen's tone was sad, and he said angrily.

"That's not all your fault, eat some coriander and you won't die." This time it was the sweet potato's turn to get angry, and said angrily. (To be continued......)