Do you dare to be more funny? Ahahaha-
"Lao Tzu is only 33, right?" Qin Xiaohan snorted coldly, "Are you young? Aren't you thirty years old? β
"Who's thirty?" Shen Mobai turned his head and asked Charlie, "In the three years that I have been frozen, all organs in my body have not aged...... Am I only 27 years old? β
Charlie nodded in a daze, and said in disbelief, "You're a year younger than me!" β
Fu Yunze was not convinced, "Freeze up, you are also thirty!" Unlike me, forever 18! β
"Hehe......" Shen Mobai suddenly became happy, "Are you 18?" That Xiaoyun should call you brother, hahahaha......"
Fu Yunze was depressed......
Shen Mobai was a little depressed, "Hey? I saw Li Yan's ID card yesterday, and his ID card ...... It's only 26 years old? Xiaoyun is 23 this year, how can he be only 26? β
"How is that possible? He was only 21 when he met Xiaoyun? Qin Xiaohan couldn't believe it.
The other three all looked at him, and Shen Mobai hurriedly took out his mobile phone and flipped out the photo in order to prove that he was not lying.
Really...... Li Yan's ID card...... It was 26 years old. Xiaoyun is 23 this year, and the difference between the two of them is only 3 years old?
"Fake!" Fu Yunze said firmly: "It must be fake!" How dark Li Yan's goods are! It must have changed the age to a younger age! β
The eldest Qin Xiaohan is crazy! "I'm rubbingβit's too dark! In this way, it seems that a few of us are too old! β
Fu Yunze was still unconvinced, "You guys are old, don't take me with you, okay?" I'm only 18! β
"18, you yarn 18!" Qin Xiaohan suddenly laughed as if he remembered something, "My eldest nephew is also 18, you can call me uncle in the future." β
"Get outβ"
The four of them complained to each other, and slowly walked to the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and saw that there was a mess inside, and the civil affairs hall was crowded with people.
The staff who greeted them was a young girl in her early 20s, and it was the first time she had seen such a big battle...... Pink bubbles kept popping out of the star's eyes......
She looked at these people curiously, except for the man in the camouflage uniform, the other men were in white suits. In addition to the girls in white shirts, the other girls wear pink and purple long skirts......
The girl thought it was interesting and asked, "Who is registering?" β
"I-"
"Me!"
"I-"
All the young men present said "I". Li Yan turned his head unhurriedly and glanced at them one by one......
Li Xu shrank his neck in fright, and whispered: "I-...... is the best man."
Lu Chen shrugged his shoulders, didn't speak, and pointed to the white suit on his body......
Ding Yi scratched his head and glanced around, "Did I speak?" In fact...... I'm just a soy sauce ......."
The three came up and beat him up, Ye Wei bowed with a smile, "Boss! I wish you a happy wedding......"
The thin man and the old black hurriedly followed, "Boss - although you don't love us, ...... We love you forever! β
Li Yan glared at them, and then looked out the door.
Shen Mobai, Fu Yunze, Charlie, and Qin Xiaohan had different expressions, and they stood still.
Li Yan suddenly raised his chin and asked the four of them: "The four old men outside, do you have any opinions?" β
"Poofβ"
"Alas, I'll go! Li Yan! "Shen Mobai and the others are angry!" Your sister's old manβbrothers, give it to me! β
The Civil Evidence Bureau suddenly became a pot of porridge. Li Yan ...... to a dozen No one could get close to him! The little girl who received them kept exclaiming, "Ahβare you here to get your certificate?" Or are you here to smash the field? Don't fight, fight again, I'm going to call the police-"
Hearing her scream miserably, the men withdrew their hands. The security guard hurriedly ran in and asked, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? β
The receptionist sniffed and said, "These people are here to rob the bride......"
"Oh......" The security guard thought about it, felt that this matter was not within his jurisdiction, touched his nose and went out again.
The other people who received the certificate, seeing this situation, did not dare to receive the certificate, for fear that this group of people would fight and splash their own blood......
Quickly pulled his wife and ran out...... While running, he wailed and screamed in his heart: "Are these people? Is it human? Is it human? It's not a zoo that escaped, right? β
After cleaning up these people, Li Yan raised his eyebrows at everyone defiantly.
Seeing that no one moved again.
Only then did he pull Su Yun to fill out the form.
Originally, Li Yan and Su Yun still had to queue up, but this time it's good, the queue doesn't have to queue, just take the watch and go upstairs to take pictures.
When Su Yun signed the form, more than a dozen heads came to her. Her eyes stared at the water-based pen in her hand without blinking......
Qin Xiaohan suddenly said, "Sister, sign it!" Afraid of what? Li Yan will treat you badly in the future, you will go home! Brother will raise you for a lifetime! β
"Do I need you?" Li Xu suddenly said: "My brother is not at home, and there is me!" β
"Poofβ"
After everyone burst into laughter, they flashed back in unison! Seeing Li Yan's black face, he directly picked up Li Xu, and a cold voice came out, "The Sahara Desert is lacking a volunteer army, I can help you sign up." After saying that, he took two steps and threw him out of the gate.
"Brother-I was wrong-I steamed wrong!"
Everyone else held back their laughter, no one spoke, and Mai Hua suddenly said, "Xiaoyun, you can sign it...... If Li Yan treats you badly, I'll take him over......"
ββ¦β¦β
There was a five-second silence in the civil affairs hall, and then a deafening burst of laughter......
The little girl who received them laughed and suddenly sighed: "Finally someone has robbed the groom...... If you don't plan to rob it, I'm going to go straight to it! β
"Hahahaha-" Mai Hua laughed and slammed the table, her small fist "clanging" the table.
Li Yan aimed at Maihua with his eyes, then took out his mobile phone and pulled out a number.
After the other party connected, Li Yan said: "Your daughter-in-law is waiting for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau!" Don't forget to bring your Hukou booklet. β
"......" Mai Hua was only happy, and at this time she didn't know who Li Yan was calling...... Everyone else laughed wickedly, almost sobbing with laughter.
Su Yun and Li Yan finished signing under the watchful eyes of everyone......
The two went upstairs and took a group photo. After a while, the civil affairs officer handed the stamped marriage certificate to the two of them, and sincerely sent his blessings: "I wish you a happy marriage!" β
Then, I received a bunch of green eyes like a vicious wolf. She smiled at everyone, and secretly complained in her heart: "This is polite words, okay...... Everyone who gets a certificate, she has to say this, ahhhh......hh
Su Yun was next to Li Yan's arms, opened the marriage certificate, and smiled sweetly. Originally, it was the sixth day of the first year of that year...... She was about to get a certificate with him, but she didn't expect that this pole would be supported for four and a half years......
Seeing that these two people even ripped off their certificates, the young men all sighed.
Qin Xiaohan shook his head......
Fu Yunze sighed......
Shen Mobai snorted coldly!
Only Charlie looked at Su Yun affectionately and said, "If you are lonely in marriage, you can come to me......"
"Ahh Lu Chen was the first, and the three were not polite! Li Xu, who had just run in from outside, sat on his back...... Almost sat Charlie's out......
At this moment, Zhou Peng suddenly rushed to the place.
Behind him, Qi Xiuyuan, Snow Leopard, and Xiao A were also holding a prisoner. The little girl from the Civil Evidence Bureau was frightened and thought, "I didn't call the police!" Big brother policeman, with such smart ears? You don't have to call 110 to hear me shouting? β
Zhou Peng rushed in and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, I'm here!" I'm waiting for you! I just went to catch the thief, this kid is too good at running! I chased him for nine streets...... to catch up! If I hadn't been in a hurry to argue with you, I wouldn't have been able to catch up with him! β
"Woo woo......" The thief immediately cried: "If you want to pull the evidence, just pull it directly, why do you have to catch up with me to pull it?" Dude, I've been running for nine years, and I haven't outrun you...... You're also a cow! Well, I'm actually wronged...... You judge me! β
As he spoke, he cried to everyone, "I was standing in front of the supermarket, and I grabbed a child's lollipop, and he chased me for nine streets?" What's more, that kid ...... Or my nephew...... I still pay for the sugar...... You say he, isn't it indiscriminate! I'm chasing after this...... The bladder is bursting with urine! β
"Hahaha......" everyone laughed.
When Zhou Peng heard this, he was also energetic, "You didn't make a mistake, what are you running?!" Hurt Lao Tzu, the shoes are gone! β
The man cried again, "How do I know you're a policeman!" I thought you were someone sent by our coach to get me back to training! β
"Hahaha-"
The civil affairs hall is completely boiling!
Mai Hua saw that they were chatting happily, so she wanted to take the opportunity to escape.
Zhou Peng's eyes kept staring at her, and at this time, when he saw that she was going to run, he immediately became angry!
"Plop-" and knelt down with a bang!
hugged Maihua's thighs and refused to let go.
"Daughter-in-law...... Marry me! I've been chasing you for four and a half years...... Hello give me a good word! I'm not too young, and if I don't get married, my wife will have to peel off my skin. Look at my brothers...... If I don't get married, they won't dare to find a partner...... Of course, except for Li Yan, who has no conscience! β
The snow leopard immediately complained, "Xiaoxue and I will immediately prove it." She'll be here in a moment......"
Zhou Peng cried......
Qi Xiuyuan comforted him and said, "It's okay, brother, I'm still sick now, within five years, I will definitely not be able to slow down, or ...... You've been single with me all the time. β
"Rolling turtle calve-Lao Tzu has a daughter-in-law who doesn't hug you?" Zhou Peng is going to be angry!
Zhou Peng wiped his snot and sang on his knees: "Maihua...... I pay you with my heart and keep my sorrow to myself...... I pay you my youth and leave the years to myself......
I give my life to you and leave my loneliness to myself......
I pay you for the spring and leave the winter to myself......"
Mai Hua pinched her waist and asked, "Is that what I asked you to give?" β
Zhou Peng shook his head and said unusually firmly, "No!" β
Then he said, "I volunteered to find ...... abuse."
Maihua raised her eyebrows, "Really? β
"Hmmm! Absolutely true! β
Mai Hua pouted, "I don't like to cook!" β
Zhou Peng immediately yelled: "I'll do it!" β
"I don't like to do laundry!"
"I'll wash!"
"I don't love having children!"
"I'm bornβ"