Chapter 233 [Continue to scold, scold, scold]
A minute ago, this Guo Ming was still aggressive, he didn't take Han Shuo in his eyes at all, and his fan group was also very arrogant, thinking that Guo Ming was just careless, and he was lucky to be matched by Han Shuo's gang after a kindergarten-level uplink, but they didn't expect that Han Shuo would be right again!
And the right thing is still so neat, not only is it literally all right, but even the old beast is scolded, this scolding is really cruel!
As soon as this couplet came out, there was a lot of applause on the Internet!
"Wonderful!"
"Awesome!"
"You call me a monkey, I call you an old brute! See who's scolding whom? ”
"Laughing at Han Shuo, this scolding is unguardable! Guo Ming, who thought he was invincible in the world, suffered a big loss! ”
"There is a saying, yes, that is, the sentence that you can't live if you do your own sin, this sentence is really the most suitable to describe this Guo Ming!"
"You can't live by your own wickedness? Haha, that's so true! ”
"Then Guo Ming must have vomited blood this time!"
"Teacher Han Shuo, this is the rhythm of slipping away!"
In front of the computer, Guo Ming saw that this was all a sneering comment on himself, his face turned the color of pig liver, and he typed the upper link on the keyboard with anger, and he was about to knock out the gold-plated keyboard.
"If a tree doesn't have bark, it will surely die!"
Guo Ming was completely annoyed this time, he had been studying couplets for nearly ten years, how could he admit defeat to Han Shuo, who was the same age as him, or even younger than himself?
Therefore, as soon as his mind was hot, he couldn't care about anything, just to make Han Shuo scolded, he didn't dare to talk back. So I sent this unthinking uplink through a meager way.
When netizens saw Guo Ming coming out with another link, they all smiled undeniably.
"Huh"
"The scolding words are getting more and more superficial, the first time is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, if this is not analyzed by a master, it is impossible to see that this is a scolding; In the second couplet, it became two apes cutting wood deep in the mountains, looking down on how the monkeys were opposed. Compared with the first couplet, this upper couplet is more beautiful to see the hidden mysteries in it, and in the third couplet, it has completely become a scolding couplet, and you can see that this is a curse without using your brain."
"Yes, Jiang Lang is done!"
"Think about the fact that those Guo Ming's fans were still there just now, and he just used a little bit of ability, but the current situation is that this Nima can't do his best to defeat our Han Shuo teacher, okay?"
"Guo Ming, this guy has become the biggest laughing stock, he deserves it!"
"Teacher Han Shuo, this couplet is simpler. Scolding, scolding and scolding him, do you dare to be so rampant in the future? ”
"That is, don't leave the enemy a chance to fight back, if you want to fight, you will be killed with a stick!"
"Yes, resolutely leave no trouble!"
In front of the computer, Han Shuo watched his fans cheering for him, and his heart was happy and at the same time slightly cold, I damn it. I'm so miraculous, could it be that Li Bai Dufu's soul is possessed at this moment. Or did I take Viagra and actually defeated this kid? Damn, Lao Tzu is so talented!
To be honest, this guy named Guo Ming is indeed very capable, if he hadn't been in a hurry, maybe he would have been scolded by this guy and didn't dare to open his mouth!
But. This time, the other party's "tree without bark, it will definitely die" is too pediatric, and he can fart several times, but he still has to brew it a little. Otherwise, the posture will not be powerful enough.
Squinting his eyes and thinking for a while, he slowly typed on the keyboard and typed out the content of the next link.
"People are shameless, the world is invincible!"
As soon as Han Shuo's next link came out, everyone was moved!
"Damn, it's right again, it's amazing!"
"People are shameless, the world is invincible! That's right, that's great! ”
"I took a tranquilizer again and again, I wiped it, Teacher Han Shuo, you are too fierce, you are even more fierce than me who has taken so many sedatives! I'm kneeling for you! ”
"The spear is still there, the chrysanthemum is here, that piece of chrysanthemum is ruined, Teacher Han Shuo, you have created a miracle again and again!"
"I'll go, the two gods upstairs are getting more and more husband and wife, they are all sending a series of words, grass, I want to send it too, I am eating a pound again and again!"
"I'll go, don't be so willful, okay? My big knife is unbearable again and again, be careful that my big knife doesn't have long eyes, and cut all of you teases! ”
The sheepfold floated away: "Fuck your sister, whoever sends it again and again, and and again, I will report whoever goes!" ”
"Upstairs has been reported!"
"Report upstairs again!"
"Report upstairs again!"
"Another report upstairs!"
"Another report upstairs!"
Sheepfold Drifting: ""
The current situation is that many people are shocked by Han Shuo's next link, people don't want to be invincible in the world, this Nima is a classic!
Trees to people, skin to face, it's amazing!
And the latter is obviously scolding, and the scolding is even more fierce, the level of the two scolding skills can be seen at a glance!
Han Shuo's "shameless people, invincible in the world" is also simple!
I flatter you!
I compliment you!
I admit that you are invincible in the world in the couplet, can't you!
Isn't it okay for me to be your enemy while it's hot?
Can't I admit defeat?
Isn't it okay to have three in a row, it finally completely vented the little depression that had accumulated in Han Shuo's heart, damn, aren't you just a little best-selling author? It's not that I don't know? Do you know who I am? I am Dongfang Undefeated, and I have been on the best-selling author list so that you dare not turn over Dongfang Undefeated!
It's just that I don't want to expose this identity so early now, otherwise you would have bowed down to me a long time ago!
Now, you dare to pretend to be forced in front of me, right, Lao Tzu is better at pretending to be forced than you!
He snapped and sent out a passage through a meager passage:
"Brother Guo Ming, is it cool to come out of Shanglian? Now, feng shui takes turns, and it's time for me to go back to Shanglian! ”
He had already made up his mind this time to take out the eternal absolutes in his world, so that this guy named Guo Ming was speechless and right-to-right, and let the other party thoroughly understand how childish and ridiculous he thought he had the ability to pair couplets in front of him!
As soon as Han Shuo's coupling came out, Guo Ming narrowed his eyes!
Okay, feng shui takes turns, it's time for me to get back to the field this time! (To be continued......)