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On the TV screen, the digital rain sign flashes through the matrix, and you can hear a burst of upbeat music in the chassis, followed by the pure roar of the car. As the camera continues to switch, cars, trains, tanks, and airplanes compete to appear, and all scenes of explosive scenes appear in more than ten seconds of advertising.

"On May 9th, "Fast and Furious" will be launched in the global fierce battle!" As the narrator speaks, he sees a tank floating in the sky roaring, "Bang bang, grandma, there's a tank flying in the sky." ”

Since the beginning of "Super Bowl Finals", this wonderful advertising clip has gradually spread from the Internet to various channels such as print media and hard media. China's Spring Festival Gala is still held once a year, and this year's "Spring Bowl" in the United States came even earlier. The 47th NFL Super Bowl (NFL Annual Finals was played at the Superdome in New Orleans, with the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens in the finals.

More than 1 billion TV viewers around the world will watch this show, which is no less than the Spring Festival Gala. Of course, not everyone likes to watch rugby, and a significant number of people care more about halftime performances. All kinds of superstars compete to make their debuts, which can be called the era show of the United States.

This year's Super Bowl ticket and TV advertising revenue was as much as $290 million, with contributions from Matrix. More than ten seconds of advertising time is super expensive, but advertising at this moment makes major companies obediently pay for nothing.

Since the Super Bowl, "Fast and Furious" has officially kicked off its promotional journey, straight into April. It has also continuously launched fan meetings in many places.

On April 1, a message suddenly appeared on the official website of the matrix. said, "Chen Tiandu's house was robbed by robbers, and the Oscar golden man was robbed." Chen Tiandu cried in grief".

"Wow, it's fake!"

Countless fans clicked in with surprise, of course, they also had doubts, after all, today is April Fool's Day.

Then I saw the host of XYZ TV reporting a news story in a hurry, and the TV behind me was broadcasting the scene of the robbery, as well as the reporter's on-site interview, and the situation of the day recorded on the villa videotape.

In the picture, Chen Tiandu was wearing pajamas, looking unlucky and being interviewed by reporters, telling about the events of the day. "Here's the thing, I was resting that day, and suddenly I heard an alarm about someone breaking in, and then a group of professional bandits broke in in tanks. Tanks, you heard them right, they fired tanks, and the most hateful thing is that they actually fired at me, opened fire......"

Chen Tiandu's acting skills are good. excitedly roared at the camera, looking overly frightened.

"They pointed a cannon at my head and forced me to hand over the little golden man, do you need to do this, I am scared to death with a pistol. In order to save his life, he had to hand it over to them. ”

Speaking of which. He suddenly whispered to the host mysteriously, "I suspect that they were hired by some big stars and directors who were not satisfied with the results of the Oscar selection some time ago, and they came to get me." There may be so-and-so, so-and-so involved in the planning. I hope the FBI can solve the case quickly and help me get the little golden man back. ”

And then suddenly it pulled back. continued to tell the inside story of being robbed with a frightened little look just now, and the beautiful host also comforted him. It looks like the real thing. Seem...... Probably...... Maybe......

Looking at the scene of the car accident, could it be that Chen Tiandu's house was really robbed? !

A few big question marks appeared on the heads of many viewers, and there seemed to be something wrong, the video is not over yet, and the right to continue watching.

"It's a pity that they're going to rob the money after they're going to rob it, these damn bastards!"

I saw Chen Tiandu in the video with a miserable and indignant look, shouting at the camera. Due to the fact that the emotion was too excited, there were many swear words, and the video was forced to constantly appear in the silence of "whoa" Nima "whoo" was not allowed to shoot.

The video kept shaking, apparently the camera was harassed by him and didn't hold the camera steady. The camera flashed and turned into black and white, which was the picture from the video surveillance. Sure enough, a tank rushed in, crushed the gate all the way, smashed the floor-to-ceiling glass inner wall, opened fire, and the scene of fire explosion was like the real thing. Then two strong men jumped out of the tank, it was Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel, who grabbed Chen Tiandu for a threat.

"Holy! Fooled! ”

Countless netizens immediately burst out laughing, no wonder the beautiful reporter just now was so familiar, it was clearly Meghan Fox who appeared in the trailer, but she just changed her hairstyle and hair color slightly, and she didn't recognize it at first. And the picture of the cannon, if you distinguish it carefully, is also from the editing in the movie trailer of "Fast and Thrilling".

is too capable, too willing to fight, a big director, a billionaire boss actually jokes about himself.

It's just, it's ......

The audience couldn't help but laugh, they could only laugh, it was so funny.

The video is not over, because Chen Tiandu said that "they will rob the color after robbing the money", could it be that Kate will still appear on the scene, after all, they have **. Then I saw Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel smiling eerily in the camera, forcing Chen Tiandu to rush over. Especially Vin Diesel, who acted too realistically, lifted his pants and picked his crotch while persecuting, "Man, the big breasts are good." ”

"Don't come, don't come, what are you going to do? Stay back! ”

In the video, Chen Tiandu grabbed his pajamas, looking like a little daughter-in-law to prevent himself from showing his face. His figure is already great, but in the face of these two big guys, it is obviously inferior. was forced into a corner by the two, and there was a terrifying scream of ghosts and gods.

"Walter, what is this doing, it is not to rob Kate, but to rob Chen Tiandu, what a god turn! Sure enough, it was Chen Tiandu's video, and even the video didn't let people guess the result. Even two robbers robbed Chen Tiandu, hahaha, it's too spoofed. ”

"Wow~~" The camera flickered violently, but a sound of "cut!" came out of the stereo. Then the video screen suddenly dimmed.

"Sure enough, it's filming", netizens knew it, and it was estimated that Chen Tiandu was wrong. Even the cut shouted.

The footage continues to darken, just when everyone thinks the video is over. Chen Tiandu's voice suddenly came from the stereo, "F whoop~ I'm damned." cut…… cut，cut…… cut，cut，cut……”

“……”

A series of rapid cut sounds sounded in the stereo, making countless netizens feel inexplicable when they saw this, what happened, did it really rob him. It's really good, and the end leaves a suspense for the audience.

This video is undoubtedly a promotional video for "Fast and Thrilling" released on April Fool's Day. But this video is so spoofed. Especially Chen Tiandu is willing to be spoofed, he actually played so big, and the amount of information revealed in the video is too great.

First of all, some of the facilities of his villa were exposed by himself for the first time, and secondly, reporters obviously cared more about what he seemed to be referring to, "I am not satisfied with the results of the Oscar selection, and who is the name of a certain big star who planned to rob the little golden man", which seems to be Chen Tiandu's counterattack against those who have constantly commented that he should not get the Oscar golden man. That's a rare occurrence.

Finally, and a topic that everyone is very concerned about, "What happens when the screen goes dark?" ”

There is no doubt about it. As soon as this video was released, it immediately attracted countless netizens to reprint it, causing a sensation on the Internet, and countless people clicked on the video. Check out the self-denial of the Oscar for Best Director. After reading it, it's all a look of forbearance, it's so joyful.

There are also netizens who have good things to do, spontaneously adding fuel to the video. Give Chen Tiandu's "so-and-so" a name, "George Clooney, Sylvester Stallone, Nicolas Cage, Steve Soderbergh" and others are among them. was named by netizens one by one.

This matter is not over, and the great director Ridley Scott suddenly made a statement. claimed to be responsible for this robbery and terrorist attack case, "It was the 'Black Hawk Helicopter Squad' I sent to do the case, I didn't get the little gold man on the Oscars, and I was unwilling, so I wanted to use force to get it back." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The old man is actually happy, and it is rare to have fun, which is really unexpected. He is just saying a casual word to promote the fall of the Black Hawk, but he can leave a humorous impression on fans, so why not. Immediately, Steven Soderbergh also followed Ridley's example and issued a statement, saying, "I am also responsible for this matter, I didn't get the little gold man, I sent the 'Ocean's Eleven' to go too, but unfortunately I was one step late and was preempted by Ridley, but the 'Ocean's Eleven', who arrived one step late, found a very wonderful crime scene, that picture ...... It's too beautiful, so I won't go into details. Because everything valuable was robbed, and we couldn't go home empty-handed, we robbed Kate Beckinsale by the way. If you want to redeem Kate, exchange it for $1 billion. ”

"Puff~~"

When Chen Tiandu watched this news, he was drinking water, and after reading it, he squirted out a mouthful of water, "I'm cāo! ”

This time the fun is even greater, attracting more people's attention to this matter. Martin Scorsese, who has not had an Oscar for many years, actually jumped out, he has been portrayed by the media as an Oscar disappointment, and he has been running for many years, and there is still no Oscar statuette. Even the media is saying that it is Oscar who owes him a little golden man. He actually came out to ridicule today, "I am responsible for this matter, because I have not won the Oscar for Best Director Xiaojinjin for many years, so I did this vote, and the thug who helped me do this vote is "Gangsters of New York"!" ”

"It's over, it's over, it's out of control, and it's all been used by these old bastards." Outside the office, Kong Yiji rushed in and stomped his feet anxiously.

Chen Tiandu was already angry, and raised his head lazily, "Who replied again." ”

Kong Yiji said: "This time it was Stephen Mosos, the director of "The Mummy Returns", who claimed that it was difficult to send "The Mummy Returns" to win the Oscar, so he sent the mummy out, and Dwayne Johnson, the king of scorpions, personally led the team. "This threat is the greatest, because a week before the release of "Fast and Furious" was "The Mummy Returns".

While Kong Yiji was speaking, another bombshell spread on the Internet, and it turned out that Steven Spielberg also responded, he claimed, "I still have an empty seat in my collection room, and I want to get another Oscar statuette." Send Tom Cruise out and look for a Minority Report by the way. ”

The old man actually came to have fun, which is really funny.

The whole company is watching this from top to bottom, and almost everyone on the Internet knows about it. "I usually look humble, but there are so many directors who covet the Oscar for Best Director."

A short funny spoof video is actually better than a regular movie promotional trailer, which is really something that the matrix has not thought of.

Chen Tiandu just had an idea and hacked himself, which was a response to the previous criticism that he was not qualified to win the Oscar. Unexpectedly, as soon as someone responded, things became more and more difficult to manage. But this is also a good thing, if they want to promote the movie, let him go, and in the end it is "Fast and Thrilling" that gets the big head.

And this self-hacking spoof video also let netizens know what kind of person Chen Tiandu is in life, who rarely appears on TV shows. It turns out that he is also so humorous and funny.

The number of followers following his blog is growing, which was also unexpected in advance.

Hollywood is the entertainment center of the world, and such a fun video suddenly broke out here, and the whole world naturally reposted it like a stream. There are also media special topics that list all the big directors and big stars who claim to be responsible for this matter, so that everyone can "make a fool"!

In China, some netizens were dumbfounded, "It turns out that in Hollywood, they play so big, it's really open." "Especially the big directors are all cynical and make fun of themselves on April Fool's Day. Compared with the image of some of China's great directors Yan Sù, this picture is not too beautiful. (To be continued......)