Chapter 100 [Teacher Han Shuo scolds!] 】
Han Shuo directly sent a meager message: "Seeing that everyone is so excited to scold, I can't stand by anymore, in order to help everyone, I hereby post a mythical story." ”
Originally, many people were scolding and laughing, but after seeing Han Shuo's meager question, they were stunned for a moment, when is this happening, and they are still in the mood to post myths and stories, let's play with us, those black fans who were Han Shuo before were about to mock, but suddenly saw Han Shuo release another meager article.
One day, Jin Yangwei picked up a magic lamp.
The magic lamp asked, "What do you want?" I've got you covered. ”
Kim Yang-wai: "I hope that our Greater Korea can become the center of the entire universe, and everything else, as long as we can see it, is our Greater Korea." ”
Magic Lamp: "This wish is too difficult, are there any other wishes?" ”
Jin Yangwei: "I wish I could be a little more man, this wish should be okay." ”
Magic Lamp: "How can you make such a request, you are too greedy." Let's talk about the first wish. ”
This is Han Shuo's so-called mythical story, and many netizens laughed directly after seeing this.
"Haha, it's not a mythical story, it's a joke with a black stick!"
"Han Shuo, I suddenly like you a little, you are so cute."
"Although it was the first time I came into contact with Han Shuo, after seeing this joke, I fell in love with him repeatedly. This mythical story directly tells the inferior nature of Koreans and the characteristics of Korean actors! The first wish is to say that as long as it is eye-catching to us Koreans, it is our Koreans' things! And the second wish is to say that the common problem of Korean male stars is too sissy! ”
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Everyone's meager replies continued to increase, about two or three minutes, and after Han Shuo saw that the speed of replies was gradually slowing down, he put his hand on the keyboard and made a joke.
"Lao Tzu doesn't care who you hack, whoever blacks Jin Yangwei, I will not finish with him! On June 21, 2012, I was in a coma for 3 months due to a tragic car accident. The doctor said that I would basically be a vegetative person for the rest of my life, until one day, after the nurse helped me get an intravenous drip, she turned on the radio, and Jin Yangwei was in it
The song ...... in an instant"
Han Shuo had great confidence in his typing speed, but because of this, the director had not finished typing this paragraph, so he directly clicked the send button.
As soon as this meager came out, public opinion was heard one after another.
"Han Shuo, you really disappointed me so much, you just praised you for two sentences and you rebelled, did you say how good this Jin Yangwei's song is at the end of the story? How pleasant is it? Woke you up directly from a serious illness? ”
"I really despise you, your kneeling and licking Koreans is so beautiful!"
"After hearing this, I don't like Han Shuo anymore, I didn't expect him to be a guy who kneels and licks Koreans, I'm really disappointed!"
"It seems that we have one more task, then turn our heads and scold Han Shuo!"
On the other hand, those brainless fans of Jin Yangwei before were swept away from the haze in their hearts at this time.
"Han Shuo's consciousness is very high, although he has offended our big Korea before, but we adults don't remember villains, forgive you, I hope you won't make similar mistakes in the future."
"Hurry up and join our Korean nationality, I can introduce you to a Korean beauty, and you can join their family."
"I wish Mr. Han Shuo a speedy escape from the sea of suffering."
And in a certain room.
When the translator translated Han Shuo's meager content to Jin Yangwei, Jin Yangwei smiled and smiled happily, it seems that the people of the Republic are indeed like idiots, they are very easy to fool, and the day when the Korean nation will occupy the Republic is just around the corner!
Online.
Just when everyone was disagreeing, Han Shuo sent another meager message.
“…… I somehow got the strength to get up from my hospital bed and smash the radio. ”
Netizens were stunned for a moment, and then replied countless times!
Han Shuo's meager homepage is about to explode!
"God turns! I thought it was a good song to praise Jin Yangwei. ”
"I didn't expect it, it's so funny, I'm laughing and crying, who can hand over a tissue?"
"I laughed and aunted that the towels had fallen out, didn't I ask for tissues upstairs? Is this okay? ”
"It's okay with your sister!"
"No, no, I laughed miserably at this joke, I have to take it and share it with my friends, it's so funny!"
As soon as Han Shuo's meager came out, his fan value increased by several thousand, these people are all the ones who can't get used to the Koreans, and even the black fans who have been against Han Shuo before, have also become loyal fans of Han Shuo at this time, no matter if his song notes don't meet their appetite, but today, Han Shuo's scolding of this Korean star really goes to their hearts!
And when the translator in a certain room gave Jin Yangwei this meager translation of Han Shuo, Jin Yangwei, who was originally leaning on the chair and leisurely, directly stumbled and fell off the chair!
And there was a raging fire in his eyes!
As for his brainless fans, the blood from the corners of their mouths was spreading at this time, and they were all angry with Han Shuo!
Other netizens scolded and scolded, but they weren't very angry, because those were very common and ordinary swear words, and they didn't feel anything if they were used to hearing them. But Han Shuo's guy was scolding them in a different way, which directly overwhelmed them, their fragile bodies couldn't withstand Han Shuo's brutal collision with all kinds of tricks!
For this reason, their fan group has a lot of discussions.
"What to do, this critical hit is too powerful, if we don't stand up and say a few words, it will be a towel!"
"Admit defeat and admit defeat, after all, this guy Han Shuo is really powerful, one mouth is worth a million male masters, although we have a large number of people, we really can't beat him!"
"Although we can't scold him, we can convince people with reason, listen to my call, everyone copy and paste this passage and send it to Han Shuo's meager amount in large quantities, maybe we can turn the situation around. This passage is ......"
While there was no movement on Jin Yangwei and his brain-dead side, Han Shuo's meager side was indeed cheering.
"Roar, roar, Roar, Teacher Han Shuo is so powerful, you can't open it if you are a husband!"
"Laugh at me, aren't those Hahan's brainless fans and mouths vicious? But in front of our teacher Han Shuo, it's pediatrics at all. ”
"The spear is here, the chrysanthemum is here, I really like Teacher Han Shuo more and more!"
"I took a tranquilizer again and again!"
"I decided not to hack Han Shuo in the future, I want to learn like Han Shuo, if I can learn one-tenth of his scolding skills, I will be able to walk sideways on the Internet!"