Chapter 058: Kneel down His Highness and beat the general
Xu Yunfeng saw Lin Wan'er's somewhat panicked expression, and knelt on his legs and took a few steps back: "Yun Feng disturbed Miss Wan'er, and she deserved to die, but Miss Wan'er must watch Yun Feng's subsequent performance." ”
After speaking, the whole person jumped up, like a meteor streaked by, leaving only an afterimage.
Lin Wan'er pointed to Xu Yunfeng's back, opened her mouth, it seemed that she had a thousand words to say, but she couldn't say a word, she couldn't figure out the situation, she sat back in her seat, and muttered: "Zhao Qian, what happened just now, how do I remember that someone knelt down for me?" ”
"Wan'er, don't underestimate this person, look at him kneeling down for you, in fact, he is scolding you in his heart." Zhao Qian scratched his curly hair with disdain, and said to himself: "The grandstanding guy is boring to look at. ”
Before the Suzaku Gate Incident, the queen and the princess Bai Su were placed under house arrest in a house in the palace, the third prince Zhao Gan was rescued from drowning, and the eldest prince unfortunately died. Xu Yunfeng often said: "Don't think that if you wear Zhao Gan's skin, the master won't recognize you, a demon." ”
Zhao Qian knew what Xu Yunfeng knew, but he never picked on it, in fact, the queen and Bai Su were vaguely aware of some differences in Zhao Gan, but the queen who had just lost the eldest prince didn't want to think deeply, Bai Su sighed. Not much to pursue.
Seeing Xu Yunfeng today, and seeing him kneeling and crying bitterly, Zhao Gan's heart burned with a nameless fire. The palms of my hands are itchy, boy, alas, I really want to beat you.
Lin Wan'er often makes others scratch her head, this is the first time, she was confused by others, and after touching her head, Lin Wan'er felt that she needed to run away and be quiet. The matter of educating Xu Yunfeng can be postponed for a while, and the future will be long.
As soon as this thought came to me, I heard a sound of rustling footsteps. A little maid came in and reported: "Your Highness is here." ”
Lin Wan'er's heart tightened, and she secretly screamed that it was bad, Xu Yunfeng, a tired and hooligan, was here.
Xu Yunfeng appeared again, and he had already changed his clothes. The short hair around the head is braided. At the end of the red silk, a total of the top of the fetal hair, the chief editor of a big braid, black and bright like lacquer, from the top to the tip, a string of four large beads, with the gold eight treasures to fall the foot.
He was wearing a silver and red half-worn coat sprinkled with flowers, and still carried collars, treasures, name locks, amulets and other things. Underneath the half-dew pine green sprinkled silk pants, brocade elastic ink socks. Thick-soled big red shoes. The more it looks like Fu powder, the lips are like grease, the more you look forward to being amorous, and the language is like a smile. A natural charm, all in the eyebrows, thousands of feelings in life, all the corners of the eyes.
The appearance is the best, but it is difficult to know the details.
Lin Wan'er scolded in her heart: "What kind of thing, it's still cosplay Jia Baoyu, Xu Yunfeng is sick, and his brain is burned out." ”
Xu Yunfeng looked forward to his feelings, there seemed to be surprise in his eyes, learning the tone of Jia Baoyu in "The Story of Stones", pointed at Lin Wan'er, and said with a smile: "I have seen this sister Lin before." ”
After speaking, Xu Yunfeng glanced at Wei Song, Wei Song shook his head and stood up, and said Jia Mu's lines a little helplessly: "Nonsense again, have you ever seen it?" The voice was as flat as Baoyu and Yubao reading an article, without any emotion.
Xu Yunfeng smiled slightly, imitated Jia Baoyu again, and said with a smile: "Although I haven't seen it, I look at the good face, and my heart seems to be far away from reunion." ”
Wei Song felt bitter in his heart, so he could only continue to answer: "Okay, good!" It's more harmonious. ”
Xu Yunfeng walked to Lin Wan'er's side, sat down unceremoniously, and looked at it carefully, because he asked, "Has my sister ever studied?" (The above is copied from the 3rd chapter of "The Stone Record", hehe.) )
Lin Wan'er was so stunned that she even forgot to speak, it was exactly the same as Jia Baoyu's appearance in "The Story of the Stone", even the lines and expressions were vivid, it seemed that Xu Yunfeng had been rehearsing for a long time in private.
Zhao Qian was extremely uncomfortable in his heart, not because Xu Yunfeng deliberately approached Lin Wan'er, but because of such a wonderful episode, he didn't even think of it, and he regretted it
didn't hear Lin Wan'er's answer, Xu Yunfeng was not disappointed, returned to reality from Jia Baoyu's role, sighed, poured himself a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it: "The sentence in the book is true when it is true, there is still nowhere to do nothing, it is really really good, it is all the grievances and hatreds in this world, Wan'er girl is talented, please accept Yunfeng's worship." ”
After speaking, the whole person changed from sitting to kneeling, and there were three more bangs.
Lin Wan'er stood up with a loud voice, what is the matter, and said in a somewhat stammering tone: "Your Royal Highness, you don't have to make this big gift, Wan'er is a small person, you can't afford to worship so much, for the sake of fairness, Wan'er will return the few gifts just now to you." ”
Saying that, she also wanted to kneel down and kowtow a few to Xu Yunfeng, Lin Wan'er thought she was a woman, the so-called man with gold under his knees was not suitable for herself, at this moment it seemed that Xu Yunfeng was kneeling and crying, expressing her admiration in a thousand words, but she always felt that she was at a disadvantage.
Xu Yunfeng's tears fell suddenly, and two lines of tears rolled down, like two streams: "Miss Wan'er doesn't want to accept Yun Feng's gift, it seems that she dislikes Yun Feng and lets Yun Feng die!" As he spoke, he pulled a glittering dagger from his sleeve and pressed it against his neck.
"Wait a minute!" Lin Wan'er shouted, what is the situation today, how to use the dagger, and you have to force each other to die, the scene is a little too jumpy, and the head can't catch up with the frequency of screen switching, "You put down the knife first and speak slowly." ”
Xu Yunfeng put down the dagger, and there was joy in his eyes: "It seems that Miss Wan'er has accepted Yunfeng?" Crawled to Lin Wan'er on both knees, and sat down next to Lin Wan'er with a smile, just like a child can sit next to his mother.
Lin Wan'er felt weird, frowned and glanced at Xu Yunfeng, only to see that Xu Yunfeng had a tendency to burst into tears again, and hurriedly stretched her brows, and sure enough, Xu Yunfeng was happy and raised her eyebrows.
When the atmosphere was awkward, a little maid suddenly walked in and said, "General Sima has arrived." ”
Not only Lin Wan'er looked up. The expressions of everyone in the hall changed imperceptibly.
Xu Xiao showed another smile on his face, as if there was something unspeakable.
Xu Yunfeng's eyes narrowed slightly, and his nose snorted coldly unconsciously. Some disdain.
Among the Four Tigers of Xiliang, Wei Song's face was full of disdain, Gao Cuilan was disgusted, Fan Heming's face did not change, and Yang Tingxiong's eyes showed admiration, and he leaned forward.
Sima Qi, who had a pale face, walked into the Wenyuan with the support of two little maids, and landed on his knees. knelt in front of Xu Xiao and shouted in his mouth: "Sima Qi knocks to see his father-in-law, may his father-in-law be as blessed as the East China Sea." Longevity! ”
Xiliang is the most annoying red tape etiquette, except for formal occasions, it is rare for people to kneel and kowtow, let alone the five tigers of Xiliang, the mainstay of Xiliang. Only Sima Qi insisted on the etiquette of kowtowing and bowing. Unchanged for many years.
Seeing Sima Qi behaving like this, Lin Wan'er couldn't help but snort coldly in her heart: "This person is really fake, he is full of anger when he speaks, but he still needs the little maid's support." ”
Xu Xiao said with a smile: "Sima, if you are injured, you don't have to kneel down." ”
"Father-in-law, the ritual of kneeling and worshipping must never be abolished, the family has family rules, the country has national laws, and etiquette cannot be abolished." Sima Qi's head rested on the ground. No one could see his expression clearly, "The righteous father is open-minded. Treat people kindly, abolish etiquette in Xiliang, but Sima Qi is a person who keeps the old tradition, and he is grateful for the kindness of his father-in-law, but he can't abolish this etiquette. ”
Xu Xiao just shook his head and chuckled, picked up a glass of Xiliang special wine, and raised his head to drink it.
After kneeling and bowing to Xu Xiao, Sima Qi stood up with the support of the two maids, walked in front of Xu Yunfeng, and bowed down again: "Sima Qi knocks to see His Royal Highness the Prince!" ”
Xu Yunfeng didn't raise his eyelids, and said in a light tone: "It's not me who you should kneel." Keep in her hands, continue to pick up vegetables for Lin Wan'er, the food in the small bowl in front of Lin Wan'er has been piled up like a mountain, and she is still urging Lin Wan'er to eat quickly.
Sima Qi's body trembled: "What His Highness said is extremely true. ”
got up again, this time Sima Qi knelt in front of Lin Wan'er, and scared Lin Wan'er again, what's wrong with this Xiliang person, kneeling is addictive, Xu Yunfeng knelt down, Sima Qi knelt.
Sima Qi said in a deep voice: "Many days ago, I disturbed Miss Wan'er before the snow hugged the pass, and Sima Qi deserved to die. ”
Thinking about the first thing in Xiliang, Lin Wan'er was angry again, and said in an unkind tone: "Hmph, you really deserve to die, just harm me, and you want to harm my family Baoyu, so that Baoyu is frightened, I always have nightmares at night, I often wake up crying, and I dare not sleep alone."
Lin Wan'er thought that she was not a good person, so she deliberately brought Baoyu up, and added oil and vinegar to exaggerate the damage that Baoyu suffered, you, the King of Xiliang and His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, one is a father and the other is an elder brother, you should be angry, and today you will let Sima Qi go around without eating.
But the reality made Lin Wan'er very disappointed, Xu Yunfeng just paused his chopsticks slightly, and the expression on his face did not change at all.
Xu Xiao was even more excessive, waved his hand and said: "It's all in the past, fortunately, Baoyu is fine, and this matter is over." ”
Lin Wan'er's face turned pale, her little hand slammed on the table, and shouted: "It's all in the past, it is worthy of the dignified King Xiliang, the dignified His Royal Highness, I, Lin Wan'er, look down on you!" ”
Zhao Gan wanted to comfort Lin Wan'er for a word or two, but Lin Wan'er glared at him: "Zhao Gan, shut up, there is no place for you to speak here!" ”
"Miss Wan'er, all the mistakes are Sima Qi's fault, the father-in-law and His Royal Highness don't know, and Sima Qi bears all the blame." Sima Qi still rested his head on the ground, and couldn't help coughing twice, coughing up blood, staining the carpet in front of him.
"Hmph, don't pretend to be pitiful for me, I've seen a lot of people like you, pretending to be pitiful in front of people, playing tricks in the back, looking at innocence and goodness, and my heart is very bad." Lin Wan'er was so angry that she lost her mind by Xu Xiao and Xu Yunfeng's reaction, and pointed at Xu Xiao and Xu Yunfeng again, "Hmph, you all take care of the overall situation, and you have to put the safety of Xiliang first, isn't this Sima Qi holding the power of Xiliang, but where is his turn to be arrogant, what if you kill him King Xiliang?" ”
Hearing this, the entire Wenyuan was quiet, and the sound of falling needles could be heard, Lin Wan'er seemed to have said something that should not be said on the table, except for a little admiration in Gao Cuilan's eyes, the others were silent.
The party Sima Qi raised his head and stood up from the ground: "Miss Wan'er's words are wrong, what is Sima Qi, where will the father-in-law and His Royal Highness scruples, Sima Qi is just a dog in Xiliang." If the father-in-law wants to take back Sima Qi's military power, if Sima Qi blinks his eyes, he will definitely be thundered to the top and die a complete death. Miss Wan'er, Sima Qi knows that Miss Wan'er has anger in her heart, and today Sima Qi will definitely let Miss Wan'er breathe this out. ”
He turned his head to look out the door of the hall and shouted, "Someone! ”
Two small men with canes walked in, Sima Qi completely ignored everyone's strange eyes, took off his upper clothes, and revealed his upper body, which was already full of scars, criss-crossed, and it seemed that he could not see a piece of smooth skin, and his body was really incomplete, and his chest was wrapped with thick gauze, which was left by Lin Chengping in Xueyongguan: "Sima Qi's parents and eldest brother died for Xiliang, and Sima Qi has also been a horse for Xiliang for many years, and the scars on his body are already innumerable. ”
Xu Xiao waved his hand and sighed: "Sima, this matter is over today, don't mention it again in the future." ”
Sima Qi knelt in front of Xu Xiao again: "Father-in-law, if Sima Qi does something wrong, he should be punished, and everything in this world should be like this." Someone came, two hundred military sticks, not one stick less, all for Miss Wan'er! ”
Lin Wan'er opened her mouth, at this time she didn't think that this board would fall on Sima Qi, someone would definitely stand up and plead, but the truth shocked her again.
The two little guys raised the cane and hit Sima Qi's back hard, and a dull sound of "bang bang bang" echoed in the hall, one after another, like a terrifying tune of the weird ballad of southern Xinjiang, the beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from Sima Qi's forehead, blood stained the cane board, and a few drops splashed on the carpet, like ink sprinkled on the paper, slowly penetrated, forming a bewitching red flower.
There are a full 200 military sticks, and there are a lot of military sticks, and on weekdays, the punishment of non-commissioned officers in the barracks, fifty military rods is already the limit, not to mention crying, four or five out of ten people cannot bear fifty military sticks, and before the execution is completed, people are already out of breath.
The cane punishment in the army is completely different from the palace cane punishment, the palace cane punishment uses a bamboo cane, flat and wide, and the intensity will be intentionally controlled when the punishment is applied, hitting the body, the sound is loud, but it will not hurt the muscles and bones, so it is often possible to hear the cane punishment fifty, and the buttocks are opened flowers, but it is good to cultivate for a period of time.
The cane punishment in the army is indeed made of the branches of the hundred-year-old locust tree, heavy, just lifted, falling naturally, it can hurt people's muscles and bones, some people speculate that a military stick can catch up with ten court cane punishment, the skin is just a trivial matter, and a careless life is put into it.
(PS: Why does Lan Ying like the scene of Baoyu's appearance in "The Stone" so much?) Why? (To be continued......)