Chapter 302: I'm Chi Dun, I'm upright
"Eh, eh!!"
A horse was walking well on the road, and the man on his back suddenly fell off the horse's back and grabbed the ground with his head.
"Okay, you're a thousand-knife person, and you're looking for a junior here behind my back?"
A good rich old man was tied alive by a woman into a rice dumpling and tied to a carriage to Elysium.
A good pond, followed by a small koi, walking the streets and alleys.
The two of them walked on the streets of the city, and there was no grass growing in the places they passed.
It's a bit of an exaggeration, but Pondon also discovered a fact.
Woman, the water of the river of calamity comes from the sky, and the world does not return.
Introducing to you, Koi!
A humanoid self-propelled biological weapon equipped with intelligent systems.
It's still the off-season of her curse, if she is covered in black gas as before, this woman can reliably go shopping and destroy the country!
Chiton was spared because of his anomalous resistance, which just offset.
"There's something delicious over there!"
The koi saw a stall selling snacks and wanted to go over excitedly, but Chi Dun didn't stop it, and the people who were originally queuing up, at the moment when the koi approached, had abnormal abdominal pain, and they all covered their buttocks and clenched their legs and fled.
"How...... What's wrong with this?"
The stall owner was still full of doubts, but a silver-haired girl appeared before the meeting, and excitedly pointed to the small portion of roast mutton in his hand, and said, "Boss, come to two!"
"Oh, okay!"
"Little girl, what's the matter with those people just now, why did they all run away all of a sudden?"
When questioned, Koi shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Then he ran away with two servings of roast lamb.
Jingle Bell!
There was a sound of gold and iron, and when the koi came back, Chi Dun was watching the play with an indifferent face, and his expression was now light, and his eyes became dead fish eyes.
Just now, the two of them staged such a scene.
"What are you looking at?"
"What are you doing?"
"Try another one?"
"Hey, I won't look at you, I'm mad at you!"
"Damn, why do you dare not look at me?"
"Not only do I not look at you, but I also want to look at the long legs of other girls!"
This is a Taoist couple, and the feelings are probably all typed.
"Little slut, look at the sword!"
"What sword, you want to stab me? No way, I'll scratch you to death!"
It's really two ZZ, the world is so big, and there are so many sentient beings, why did they let the two of them get together?
"Chiton, for you!"
A piece of roast mutton was handed over to Chi Dun, he was a little surprised, this Nizi was angry and remembered herself, well, sure enough, she still loves me.
The two took snacks and watched a man and a woman fight, exactly the same face.
Whoosh——!
At some point, a pendant on the man's body flew out.
It fell to the stall of the boss who sold roast mutton just now.
"Hey, pay attention, what's flying into my stall?"
Hearing the sound, the two tearing people stopped, and the man checked his body and said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just a low-level spirit crystal." ”
The boss picked up the tongs with the charcoal fire, searched in the fire, and found a fiery red, glowing spirit crystal.
"This?"
"Ah!!h
There was a scream, and someone shouted, "Run, the spirit crystal is about to explode!"
The voice naturally came from the stall next to the boss, and the boss was also puzzled.
What's wrong with the spirit crystal, can I still pay if it burns out?
I didn't throw it in......
Just as he was surprised, the flames erupted.
Rumble!
The raging flames engulfed everything within two meters of him.
After the explosion, the boss stood in place with pliers in his hand, his clothes were gone, and his hair was burning.
He said with a blank face: "Bomb ...... Blown up?"
Chi Don and Koi Fish, who were watching the play, walked away silently, and just now Chi Don assigned the fire resistance on his body to the boss with the Guardian skill.
How to say it, if you look at it again, he feels ashamed.
"They're so unlucky?"
Koi eat without realizing it.
"Who do you think is to blame?"
The koi shook his head, looking innocent.
Chi Dun could see that the curse of the koi fish had actually evolved after an outbreak.
It's like evolving from network cable connection to WIFI Bluetooth mode, which is even more difficult to contain.
Helplessly, Chi Dun opened the guardian and shrouded the koi.
He divided the anomalous resistance, and although the Guardian could only be divided into three attributes, it was better than nothing.
I've been busy lately and haven't had time to do tasks, so it's time to brush up on soul fragments recently.
With a sweep of his gaze, Chiton looked at the long-lost choice task.
[Mission 1: Feel the collision of flesh!] Accumulate (0/100) tons of attack power.] 】
[Mission 2: Kill (0/100) Demon Sect disciples who are squatting in Xiangguan City.] 】
[Mission 3: Experience the joy of fish and water with (0/100) women.] 】
Chiton pinched his chin, surprised.
Instead of being shocked by Mission 2, he was interested in Mission 3.
The recent system learning is broken.,The reward for this task three is actually to give an hour of lasting time.,Hehehehe.。
I'll talk about it later, let's go and step on it first.
There is a demon sect in Xiangguan City, this is a big deal, but I don't know if there is any connection with the Black Tower, so I will contact it first.
The reward for the quest is a Soul Fragment, which Chiton just lacks.
An hour?
What an hour, I pool someone is still a child, I don't understand.
He is only sixteen years old, a minor, and he should have restrained himself and not become a beast controlled by desire.
"Chiton, why are you staring at me?"
Koi saw that since just now, Chi Dun had been staring at him intently, which was a little strange.
And, it's disgusting!
Chiton said, "I want to eat you." ”
He was very honest, but in the ears of the koi, he didn't understand the meaning.
She looked down at the roast mutton in her hand, pouted, forked a piece, handed it to his mouth and said, "Oh, I'll give you a piece!"
Chiton ate it and almost cried.
"Isn't it delicious? I think it's delicious......" The koi thought that Chi Dun thought the meat was not delicious.
Chi Dun shook his head: "It's delicious, it's so delicious." ”
She gave a very cute smile and laughed out her little tiger teeth: "That's good." ”
Sure enough, everyone who knows how to cultivate is a good material for being a ninja behind their backs.
Chiton quickened her pace, and while the koi was eating, some of them couldn't keep up, her legs were shorter, and she walked more slowly.
"Stinky Chiton, you wait for me, why are you going?"
As a last resort, she had to take a big step in her own way, but she didn't stop in her mouth, the roast mutton was really fragrant.
It's so delicious, eating roast lamb while running, it has a unique flavor.
Until Chi Dun stood firm in a tall and gorgeous shop, and looked up with a righteous look.
The koi fish looked at him as he moved.
Smack......
The roast lamb fell to the ground, and it immediately became unfragrant.
The plaque and the red lantern are the red streets of Xiangguan Castle, and the name of the shop.
Spring is coming......