249. 249. Boiled fish
On Monday, a transfer student came, supposedly an ABC, who came back from the United States, a rich second generation.
"Hello, everyone, my name is boiled fish, please give me a lot of advice."
Boiled fish?
The children immediately laughed and leaned back.
The homeroom teacher also thought it was funny, but the children were born and raised in the United States, and it is understandable that they do not speak Chinese well.
"Ahem...... Welcome to Sui Zhuyu. β
Bang Bang Bang! The applause was enthusiastic.
Because the Chinese of the boiled fish classmate was too broken, the head teacher felt that he had to take care of him, and wanted to arrange for him to sit with Zhong Yiru, the best child in the class, but Zhong Yiru's child and Gao Zhenzhen's child were a pair made in heaven, and it would make people feel guilty to break them up, so they retreated to the second best place and let the boiled fish sit behind them, and there was more or less a response.
Zhong Yiru's children are very cold to everyone, he doesn't care about ABC or CBA, so he has always been very cold to boiled fish. It's not that he doesn't have classmates to love, but he has an attitude towards everyone. If there is anyone who has to make an exception, it must be Gao Zhenzhen's children, and she can have a little special treatment.
Although the boiled fish classmate is not very good in Chinese, but he is quite accurate in looking at people, it only took him less than a day to find that the cool Zhong Yiru child in front of him is not easy to mess with, but when he first arrived, he could only catch up.
"Zhong Yiru, I heard that you and Gao Zhenzhen are a couple? How did you meet? Looks like a good match! When did you start dating? β
It's really a pot that can't be opened! Zhong Yiru's children are too lazy to pay attention to him!
Boiled fish classmates touch their noses, what's going on? Isn't he sincere enough?
"Ahem...... I also heard that the two of you are baby kisses? There is no such thing as a baby kiss in the United States, and this is the first time I've heard of it, which is really interesting! The boiled fish classmates persevered and continued to pat their ass.
It's a pity that the horse's fart slapped on the horse's hooves!
Zhong Yiru's children are still expressionless and ignore people.
"......" boiled fish classmate was a little confused by the second monk, so he began to think about it.
Don't...... Was he forced to marry?
Ah! Definitely!
Before he returned to China, he heard that the country is not more open than abroad, and there are many backward traditions, and it is estimated that this doll is a feudal bad habit! It's like grandma forced my father to marry another woman before, saying what my parents ordered the matchmaker to say, my father refused, and then went abroad in a fit of anger, and later met my mother and married my mother, but my grandmother never forgave him, and it wasn't until he was born that he finally stopped being angry.
He didn't believe that there would be such an unreliable thing in this world, but now it seems that there really is! It's so weird! Poor Zhong Yiru became a victim of the feudal system at such a young age! It's so pathetic!
"Zhong Yiru, you also want to open a little, anyway, you are still so young, you will not get married now, I think the little girls in our school are quite beautiful, you can take advantage of the fact that you are still free, don't you think about a few more of your favorites?"
"......" Zhong Yiru was speechless, this guy is from Mars, right? What the hell are you talking about!
"Don't worry, I'm on it! There is no grass at the end of the world, I will help you find it! The boiled fish classmates volunteered and put on a posture of "there are buddies here, you can rest assured".
"No thanks! I have my own opinions! Zhong Yiru's child said coolly.
"Uh...... That's fine, too! But you have something to squeak, brother, I'm willing to stick a knife in your ribs! The boiled fish classmate patted him on the shoulder.
Zhong Yiru's little friend lightly removed his paws.
The boiled fish student wanted to say something, but the class bell rang, and the Chinese teacher strode in.
"Students, please prepare pen and paper, let's dictate this class."
Damn! Dictation? He doesn't even know a few Chinese characters!
The boiled fish classmate stretched out his leg and kicked the stool of Zhong Yiru's child in front of him, "Please, please!" In a moment, you turn the scroll sideways and borrow me to copy it! β
Zhong Yiru's children did not refuse, but they did not agree, and then in the whole process of dictation, the roll was covered tightly, and not a single fly could fly in!
The next day, the dictation results came down, and the Chinese teacher stood on the podium, his face was pale.
"Sui Zhuyu, although you are ABC, please don't bring the bad atmosphere of US imperialism to China! The classroom is a place of learning, teaching is a great profession, and exams are a very strict thing! So in the future, if you dare to put any 100 yuan bills on the blank test papers, I will find your parents! β
"Hahaha......" laughed.
Zhong Yiru's children's laughter has always been very high, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
This guy really has a water in his brain!
"Teacher, please listen to my explanation......" The boiled fish child tried to defend himself.
"No need! Listen to this lesson standing up! β
"Huh?" The boiled fish classmates are full of cows, oh my God, there is still corporal punishment! Are there any human rights left? If this is in the United States, you can sue him!
It's a pity that this is not the United States!
Zhong Yiru's child glanced at him lightly and reminded him.
"......" boiled fish classmates want to cry without tears.
Originally, he wanted to hug Zhong Yiru's children's thighs, but he didn't expect that painting a tiger would not become an anti-dog, and the gains outweighed the losses!
This Zhong Yiru is really, is it so cool? There is no classmate love at all! Besides, it wasn't him who forced him to kiss the baby! What are he angry with him!
Forget it, this kind of wooden person is not suitable to be friends with him, he should find another job!
The boiled fish stood for a whole class, and his legs were numb, so he planned to change his goal.
He secretly observed for a few more days, and actually made a surprising discovery!
Zhong Yiru's children are not easy to get along with, but his little fiancΓ©e Gao Zhenzhen's children are very cute!
Big round eyes, black and white, round little face, as tender as a peach, and a pink cherry mouth, she looks so beautiful! Looks better than those blonde Barbie dolls! And the voice is also very good, soft and cute!
"Zhenzhen little beauty, let's make friends, shall we?" The boiled fish classmate is also a strong style of American imperialism, and it reflects from him how open and developed the American society is, and he will pick up girls at such a young age!
Zhong Yiru's little friend frowned slightly, he had long felt that this person was too casual! If you don't conspire with each other, you can't be friends!
"No way!" Before Gao Zhenzhen's child could answer, someone answered for him.