Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Conspiracy Surfaced?
The imperial capital in October has gradually cooled down, without the sultry heat of the remnants of the scorching heat in September, and the slightly cool weather just makes people change into long-sleeved trousers, but it is not too bloated.
People come and go, perhaps several countries in the middle latitudes of Asia, are crowded and prosperous, ushering in, whether it is today's busy traffic, or he is busy every day, can not change the tranquility of a small shop.
Burning a pot of incense, boiling a pot of water, and brewing a bowl of tea, the strange shop called "Buzhou Mountain" pΓΉ is immovable, and its strange appearance is ignored by everyone.
If anyone realizes the wonder of this shop, there will be a man dressed in a Western cowboy style, holding a cigarette, opening the door and inviting you to step in and enjoy a pot of tea.
Then, this person will most likely come and go from time to time, but he can no longer find the face of the shop pΓΉ hanging on the mountain, and even if he revisits the old place, he will not be able to recall the location of the shopkeeper, the face under the cowboy hat, and in urban legend, he is called an immortal.
The emperor is not an old immortal, not a guest in the mountains, a tea time to run, waiting for the destined people.
Okay, once again the style is funny, quack, but on this day, Buzhoushan did welcome guests, a fair lady, a pair of smart black straight trousers, a white long-sleeved shirt with sleeves rolled up, a thin hair with short ears, and a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of the nose.
"Yo, what's the news?" The gate of Buzhou Mountain opened, and the strange immortal fairy held a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, looked at the intellectual woman in front of him, and asked.
"Both seals I made were broken." Naturally, the people who come will not be idle people, Jiang Youyou said as he walked towards the store.
Tiandao looked at the pedestrians coming and going, at this time, even if someone sees the brand of Buzhoushan, it doesn't matter, because during the morning rush hour, the subway is not crowded, who cares what brand you use in this store? Besides, the imperial capital uses plaques to make shop signs, which are often restaurants, hahaha, who goes to the restaurant early in the morning.
Well, that's all about it.
"Dracula is dead, no surprise." Closing the door, there was suddenly an extra playing card in his hand, the playing card was engraved with a complicated inscription, and with a flick of Tiandao's wrist, a dull gold suddenly appeared on it.
"Oh, it's unfortunate or unfortunate, the five ghosts are lucky, and what they brought is Jiuyin Biluo Huangquan tea, which is a little cold." Tiandao smiled, and the poker in his hand was instantly burned out by a faint green flame, and then there was a small celadon bowl on the table, which contained a camellia with ice blue petals and tender yellow stamens.
Jiang Youyou snorted coldly, but he didn't move, isn't this tea just a little cold?
Huangquan tea is the product of the nine shades, the general tea is boiled with fire water, the ninety-nine heavenly tea, it needs to be roasted with the scorching sun and divine fire, and this nine shades of things, what is needed is the water of the Lethe River, and then soaked in cold ice, supplemented by dead gas water, in order to become tea, and the taste will also be like a cold thing, making people feel cold all over the body.
Except for ghost cultivators and yin gods, where can anyone drink this thing? Of course, the stuff on it is confusing, and I don't know what I'm talking about.
"If you take a sip of something that will die, you take it out to entertain people, if someone accidentally walks in, won't it be dead without a corpse?" Jiang Youyou sneered, this is very different from her usual personality that is a little out of the box, of course, the two big guys who have strange hobbies are naturally not here to talk nonsense.
"Come, do it, drink it and get down to business." Tiandao picked up the small bowl of purple sand, and looked at the teacup that was surging with yin qi, which was more terrifying than the scene of dark cuisine that could not be seen directly, and actually came to say a toast.
"Bad taste." Jiang Youyou glanced at the man in front of him, raised his head and killed the bowl of tea quite arrogantly, and fell to the ground with an indifferent plop, and his body turned from flesh color to blue gray, like a frozen corpse.
"Tsk, I've said it, you have to taste tea slowly, drink it in such a hurry, and hurry to reincarnate!" Tiandao shook his head, then picked up the teacup, took a sip lightly, frowned, and poured the cup of tea on Jiang Youyou's corpse, and suddenly the corpse turned into a bubble, leaving only a trace on the ground.
"It's clear that you said you wanted a toast, but now you accuse the guests of being rude in the way they drink tea." The gate of Buzhou Mountain was pushed open, and Jiang Youyou was seen standing at the door intact, looking at the traces of "himself" falling on the ground, and said imperceptibly: "Put my stand-in in the 'Ninety-Nine Heavens', do you want to play the challenger to death?" β
Tiandao shrugged his shoulders and said: "Okay, the catastrophe of that little guy in Rorschach has been avoided, and the apocalypse has ended, but it has gotten worse, and you 'wanderers' have calculated that when that disgusting famine knight left, what was the foreshadowing?" β
As immortals, although they make cameo appearances from time to time as swordsmen, knights, gypsy wandering wizards and other professions, but in essence, the Heavenly Dao uses immortal spiritual power.
Just take the playing cards or rune cards in his hand, in fact, it's just a change of craftsmanship, but it doesn't look like a card master in a schoolboy league, doesn't it look similar? This is the benefit of reaching the peak of strength, do whatever you want, no matter how you knead it, this power is real, so changing the appearance is naturally not a problem, there is no routine restriction at all.
"The monsters in the West have completely recovered, not to mention the Americas that have been ruled by the famine, where the 'savior' has long been everywhere, and where the demons and monsters show their heads, these are nothing, anyway, there is a big guy like you here, even if the world ends, it will be later than other places."
Jiang Youyou fiddled with the things in the Buzhoushan store, although not all of them were antiques, but every item was used by a true immortal, even if it was a mobile phone that looked like a certain Kia, it was estimated that it could be used as a sky-turning messenger.
"Losing the last Apocalypse Knight, our world has been blacklisted......" Jiang Youyou turned his head and looked at Tiandao solemnly, and said bluntly: "All the big guys, all eyes are focused here, including those self-righteous guys you banished. β
Tiandao finally frowned, this time his face was no longer so relaxed, but with a hint of solemnity.
"Even if they can't get off by themselves, the characters sent out are probably not fuel-efficient lamps, and it seems that they are in trouble now." Tiandao gently snuffed out the cigarette butt at the corner of his mouth, lit a cigarette again, and said: "I really should have strangled those grandsons to death on the earth, hey, I was still not ruthless enough when I was young." β
"Not ruthless enough?" Jiang Youyou seemed to have heard some joke when he heard this, holding his stomach and bending over with a smile, destroying that intellectual temperament at all.
"If you are not ruthless enough, how can you let the group of souls in the west enter the land of Shenzhou at will and slaughter your people, why just in order to bring your eastern enchantment into line with the west, you will destroy the innate spiritual roots of the Chinese people, and make China poor and weak for a hundred years, but now you are learning the so-called alchemy of the gang in the west, oh, by the way, they are called science and technology."
"If you weren't ruthless enough, how could you shrink into such a small place, quietly sip tea, and sit back and watch yourself stand up and suppress the Western Lord influenced by the Apocalypse Knight, the Lifeless King being played to death, in order to end the catastrophe that may implicate the East?"
"If you ......"
Before Jiang Youyou could speak again, he was suddenly grabbed by the neck.
"It's said that a woman tops 25o ducks, why do you still use a row sentence? I invited you to come here to analyze things for me, not to be blind. Tiandao puffed out a puff of smoke, and the smoke slowly drifted over Jiang Youyou's face, who frowned, and five more red marks appeared on his snow-white neck.
"Rorschach is back, remember to make a shell for that spirit creature, this time, I will deal with the aftermath, you 'wanderers' continue to be neutral, by the way, remember to give the SKP gang of 'atheist' guys, sell scrolls and drawings, mix some 'sand', they have been too arrogant recently, when you need them, just sell them knives."
With a wave of his hand, Jiang Youyou turned around and left Buzhou Mountain, and at this time, the brick machine that had been paid attention to by Jiang Youyou rang.
"Hello? Oh, and found Rorschach them? Well, okay, I'll give you an explanation. Tiandao hung up the phone, took a silent puff of cigarette, and spit out a smoke ring, and the quiet Buzhou Mountain seemed to have become another world isolated from the outside world.
"Alive...... It's a real problem, I just want to live quietly to the end of the world. β
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