Ye Wei's hand was too strong, and he directly stunned Qu Youyou.

"Poof", this porcelain is solid!

Moment......

The whole world was quiet because ...... Qu Youyou was slapped directly on the ground.

The cake shell rolled down, and everyone saw Qu Youyou's face red, green and green...... There was still a slice of kiwi in his mouth.

Qu Youyou's affected area is larger than Li Xu's! Ye Wei thought to himself, it's broken! It's too ruthless, and you can't make this girl cry?

"Your uncle" Qu Youyou lay on the ground, wiped the cream off his mouth with his hand, and pounded the ground: "I want to resign...... Assistant work is not done by people...... Is this your birthday, or are you going to murder?! ”

"Haha...... To murder, not to murder you like this. Li Xu hurriedly wiped her face with a tissue, "Get up quickly...... It's cool on the ground. ”

Li Xu dragged her up, "You came in time, this cake is not wasted at all!" It's all cheap for you......"

Everyone came to pull the song, and seeing that she was not angry at all, they continued to make trouble.

After a lot of fun, I was very happy to play. Before eating, take a shower and change clothes directly in your room.

The cake fight made the whole body slimy.

Qu Youyou is the most depressed, she is not only long-haired, but also Li Xu's assistant...... Li Xu is the big birthday star, everyone is desperate to beat Li Xu, Qu Youyou is like a bird, spreading his wings in front of Li Xu and blocking the cake for him.

Outcome......

My hair was full of cream...... I've washed it more than a dozen times, but I still feel greasy and greasy......

The floor of the bathroom was oily and white, and the room smelled of cream.

After taking a shower, changing clothes, everyone went out for dinner.

"Hey...... Happy birthday, Xiaoxu. Ye Wei poured wine for Li Xu while smiling evilly at the others.

Li Xu picked up the wine glass and took a sip.

The old black and thin man covered his face with his hands and forced a smile.

This is the show they have prepared for a long time, and they put a little laxative in Li Xu's wine.

This idea was made by Mu Zheng, because when Mu Zheng chased Long Yin last time, he was just about to kiss Long Yin's mouth...... was suddenly interrupted by a phone call from Li Xu. Mu Zheng is a cautious man, and he has always remembered this hatred. The last time Long Yin made him constipated, he kept thinking about getting Li Xu a few laxatives.

After drinking the wine, he didn't eat two bites of food, and Li Xu suddenly felt a stomachache......

"I'll go to the toilet......" Li Xu covered his stomach and began to sweat on his forehead.

He flushed into the toilet and finished fixing the internal swelling, a miraculous discovery...... There was no paper in the toilet!

Li Xu was embarrassed...... He didn't know it was his friends who had deliberately surprised him! This surprise is thanks to Wei Xiangyu, because last time Wei Xiangyu had his birthday, Li Xu came up with the idea to let Wei Xiangyu squat in the toilet for an hour.

Li Xu is so troublesome!

But you can't just squat like this, you have to take out your phone and call your friends.

Outcome...... Outside, no one answers the phone......

In desperation, I had to call Qu Youyou.

Qu Youyou took it, but Li Xu didn't know what to say. He didn't break out of a fart for a long time, and hung up the phone directly.

After thinking about it for a long time, he texted Qu Youyou, "That...... I discovered a secret. ”

"What's the secret?" Qu Youyou replied to him.

Li Xu snapped the keyboard, "Shhhh ”

"Oh! I asked the waiter to put a roll. ”

"......" Li Xu smiled embarrassedly and helplessly, why does this girl have a tendon in her head...... A child who is usually very smart and clever, why is he so confused today!

People didn't understand, so he had to pick out and write: "I'm in the toilet!" ”

After a long time, Qu Youyou replied: "...... There is no need to report such a thing as going to the toilet! You hurry up and get out. ”

Li Xu almost stuck his head in the toilet!

What kind of IQ is this!

It's obvious that there is a hard injury in IQ!

Li Xu pressed the keyboard viciously: "The toilet is out of paper!" Unfortunately, I'm in the toilet! Unfortunately, I had diarrhea! ”

"Ahh

"Pedal ......" trotted to the door of the bathroom, knocked on the door with a bag of heart-to-heart prints, "Boom Boom"

"Stuff it in from underneath!"

Qu Youyou hurriedly stuffed the tissue through the crack in the door, and ran back with a red face.

Li Xu knew in his heart that those guys must have deliberately manipulated him! When I came out of the bathroom, I found that everyone else at the dining table had run away except for Qu Youyou......

Li Xu sneered, "You guys wait for me!" ”

He was thinking about making up his mind to go back, when Qu Youyou suddenly pulled the corner of his clothes, "Na, medicine for diarrhea, hurry up!" I asked the front desk for it. ”

Li Xu glanced at her, and she was staring at him with bright eyes.

Li Xu threw the medicine in his mouth and ate it, looking at her clear and pure little eyes, he suddenly felt that this world was still very beautiful...... In an instant, there was a rush that didn't want to retaliate.

Half a month later, Li Xu got a big order, which was to help a lady catch a junior. The woman was super generous and gave him a large commission.

After the list was made and the money was obtained, Li Xu took the employees on a trip. The "Sounding Detective Agency" is temporarily closed.

Destination: Uncheon Plateau

Transportation: Bicycles

Time: Early spring in March

Personnel Li Xu, Qu Youyou, Ye Wei, Thin Man, Lao Hei, Sun Xiaopang

Six people took the train to a small station in the Yunchuan Plateau, and from here, they rode their bicycles all the way up.

After getting off the train, Li Xu tied everyone's luggage.

The funny thing is that the things that everyone brings are very strange. Sun Xiaopang, a foodie, in addition to bringing a bunch of food, also brought an iron pot......

Ye Wei, who loves smelly beauty, not only brought a bunch of lotion, but also a basin and a mask......

The others were all relatively normal, and they all brought the things that Li Xu asked to bring, comparing tents, water, waterproof jackets, oxygen cylinders, medicines, and so on.

Sun Xiaopang brought a lot of food, and in the end, there was no place to tie the pot, so everyone asked him to throw it away. He was reluctant.

In the end, Sun Xiaopang thought of a way to tie two ropes to the handle of the pot and carry it on his back......

He is fat himself, and he has a big black cauldron on his back...... It's funny, like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles......

Sun Xiaopang rode a bicycle, slower than an ox cart, and the wheels were basically not moving, all spinning in place.

Originally, everyone thought that Qu Youyou was a girl and would definitely be the slowest in the team, but they didn't expect it......

Qu Youyou's speed is very fast, except for Li Xu and Ye Wei in the first group, she can occupy the second group with the thin man and Lao Hei.

Sun Xiaopang, who fell behind, the slowest and the most lagging behind...... Like a turtle, it crawls forward slowly.

"Look at your fat!" Lao Hei stopped and waited for him, "Just your fat, if you burn it, you can burn the Emgrand Building to ashes." ”

In the plateau, the higher you go, the thinner the oxygen becomes.

Sun Xiaopang had a hard time panting.

He gasped deliberately, "Why don't you go up, I'll wait for you below." There is already little oxygen here...... I'm not going to go up and grab it. Look at my lung capacity...... What a waste of oxygen! ”

Ahead, Li Xu and Ye Wei stopped, and Li Xu shouted to him: "Hurry up, don't act like a girl!" People are better than you! ”

Qu Youyou quit immediately!

"Pay attention to civilized language! What do you call a? Isn't it hard to hear? Qu Youyou pressed the pedal hard, "Besides, I'm already better than him...... I'm a pure man! ”

"Hahaha......"

Sun Xiaopang really had no tricks, and finally took off the black pot. He really can't carry it......

"Let's rest, get something to eat first, and then we'll go later." Li Xu pushed the car to a vacant lot next to the highway, and everyone followed him off the highway.

There was a small river next to this open space, and Ye Wei immediately rushed over with a basin to wash his face, comb his hair, and then take a selfie.

Qu Youyou leaned over and found that this product not only uses a selfie artifact, but also a beauty camera!

Beauty Camera! She didn't download it...... He is a big boy, and he actually uses a beauty camera......

Qu Youyou laughed, "Yo, you are quite ambitious!" ”

"What? Stinky beauty is human nature! ”

"Haha......"

"Take a picture of you?" Ye Wei threw a wink at Qu Youyou.

"Okay!" Qu Youyou immediately smiled like a flower, Ye Wei held the camera and was about to shoot, Li Xu suddenly blocked Qu Youyou's front.

"What for?" Qu Youyou pushed him dissatisfiedly, "Go away!" People take pictures! You're blocking my rays! ”

Li Xu glared at Ye Wei fiercely, "Get away!" Don't pounce on a girl when you see it! ”

Then, he turned to Qu Youyou and said, "Ye Wei is a big pervert, you stay away from him." Well...... If you want to take a picture, come at me! Isn't it just a beauty camera, I have it too. ”

"You have?" Several others didn't believe it and came over to take a look.

Li Xu pointed to the bicycle while holding his mobile phone and said, "Yoyo, you go and wash the pot of Xiaopang, and I'll cook fish soup for you to drink in a while." ”

"Hmph......" Qu Youyou still wants to take pictures, but the result is ...... He was actually sent to work!

Alas, it's not easy to be an assistant, and it's hard to make money! Reluctantly went to wash the pot.

Li Xu unlocked the lock of his mobile phone, "Beauty camera, who doesn't have it?" Download one and you're not there. ”

"Oh mom...... Xiao Xu...... I can see through you! Ye Wei deliberately embarrassed him, "You're jealous!" Don't admit it yet! ”

The thin man immediately said, "Xiao Xu, if you like Yoyo, you can chase it!" Look at you like that! I despise you so much! ”

Li Xu snorted, "She's my assistant, I have to take care of her!" Save yourself the wolves from bullying! ”

Ye Wei sneered, "You pull it down, who of us is a wolf...... You know more in your heart than anyone else. ”

Lao Hei also helped, "Xiao Xu, then you say, do you like her or not?" If you don't like it, I'm going to take action! I just like Yoyo's character, refreshing, not pretentious. Beautiful, smart, sensible, and generous. It's not a little childish at all, you see, on your birthday, Ye Wei burned her to the ground, she wasn't angry, I like Yoyo too much. ”

Ye Wei immediately nodded, "Mainly, there is also temperament." I just like beautiful women. ”

Li Xu listened to it, and a nameless fire rose in his heart.